《Transmigrated as a Genius Saiyan into Dragon Ball》


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    DO NOT READ THIS NOVEL IF YOU AREN''T 18 or above.


    This novel could be dropped randomly depending on how I feel about it.


    So only read if you''re prepared for it to just drop out of the blue!


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 1 Transmigration

    Shinso Hitoshi was bored out of his mind. He really wanted something cool to happen to him, his whole life was average - just average. (Well apart from his eidetic memory.) Nothing interesting EVER happens to him, literally. He trudged across the pavement slowly, waiting for something to happen - anything...


    And then, he slipped - he fell forward and saw the culprit of this joyous occasio- this public humiliation. Shinso could almost see the banana peel mocking him! Then, all he felt was pain, an excruciating pain. He DID want something to happen, but he definitely knew that he didn''t want to die. Real life wasn''t like an anime or novel where you can just be reincarnated into a new world! Dying means the end! Even if it was possible, only ''chosen ones'' would reincarnate, an average joe like himself, no chance.


    ¡ª


    After what felt like only a few minutes, he opened his eyes. Wait, eyes? He thought he just died? He swore he ''FELT'' his soul, or spirit, or whatever that was, slipping out of his body! But of course, he wasn''t complaining. I mean, he''d rather not just stare into darkness for the rest of eternity, no body, no feeling.


    After staring at the roof for a couple of minutes, he slowly got up - not noticing the tail that flipped out from behind his back. Scanning his surroundings, he felt that this place was definitely unusual. He expected to be in a hospital, but he just laid on an old and creaky bed, in an old and dusty room. Does nobody clean this place?! He coughed and leaned forward, but in the midst of doing so, he felt a light tap on his back. His eyes widening, he quickly turned around, looking behind him, but he didn''t see anyone? Just a wall, exactly the same wall as all the other 3 walls that made up the room.


    And then he felt it again, the light tap. He quickly snapped his neck around, this time confident in catching the culprit. But still, no one was there! And then he realised, if it wasn''t around him, was it on him? And only then did he stop tensing, he had been tensed up since he opened his eyes after dying. After loosening up, he then felt it - a fifth limb! A fifth limb?! "What the f-!" He screamed before seeing what it actually looked like, a monkey tail. And as the Dragon Ball fanatic that he is and piecing together the dusty, old room and the tail on his waist together, the first thought that came into his smart mind was! He was kidnapped and forced to cosplay a super advanced Saiyan tail that he could control like an extra limb! No of course not!


    He was a Saiyan, and had most likely transmigrated to another world! But, no one would believe it just like that, including himself. So the only thing to do, was obviously go up and test it! And so he got up, and did the proper thing to test the way he was a Saiyan, which was of course seeing if he had enhanced strength! He walked to the wall, stared at it for a good few seconds, and just punched it. Yes, punched it. And ''BOOOM'', pieces of the wall went flying everywhere as dust spread through the whole room. As the dust cleared, he saw a woman with spiky black hair and even darker, black eyes sitting at the table staring at him. And so he stared back. And she stared at him. And he stared at her. Until she opened her mouth slightly, and then widened it and widened it, and then shouted, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, CELERON!"


    Celeron just stared at her in shock, he realised what she said and his shock slowly shifted into anger, "EH, WHAT THE HELL, YOU BITCH! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" This just made the woman''s anger reach new heights, like adding oil to a fire, she shouted even louder than before, "YOUR MOTHER, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" She ran up to him, as she slapped him on the head, making him sink into the floor and instantly making him losing consciousness. He slipped to the floor like a wet noodle. The woman arrogantly grunted as she threw him back onto his bed, and quietly whispered to herself, "Hmph, precocious little brat. Well at least, he inherited my guts." Walking away from the crime scene. She went to go get her tools to fix the wall that had broken for probably the hundredth time since they had moved in to this lonely and barren planet.


    ¡ª


    A few hours later, Celeron woke up. He was ready to slap a woman! Even if it was his mother! But as if triggering something, a huge flood of memories rushed into his brain. He passed out again from the sheer amount of pain, he wasn''t used to this kind of pain, well at least not Yet.


    And then finally, after another few hours, Celeron woke up. He quickly scanned his through the new memories. He gasped in shock, fear and excitement. From his memories, he realised that - he had taken the body of a person named Celeron, the original Celeron had choked on a fly and died (even though he was an Elite Saiyan)! Yes, a Saiyan! He was now a Saiyan! And an elite one at that!


    Celeron had also learnt that he had no father, his father had died 13 years ago, just after his mother had given birth to him. He was an only child. He also learnt the scary truth, his mother was one person he definitely couldn''t go against! The original Celeron, was the most arrogant prick in the world! He didn''t let Saiyans that were below Elite class to even look at him before going to punch them in the gut. His mother was the only one who could keep him in check, and even then she had to physically knock him out or something! Because the original Celeron was such an idiot, he had absolutely no friends, and literally every person hated him. Celeron had a power level of 5500! At only 13! This proved he really was worthy of being called an Elite Saiyan.


    ¡ª


    And so - this is the story of how a boy named Shinso Hitoshi - was transmigrated into Dragon Ball!

 2 Signature Move

    Celeron didn''t really pay attention to the finer details of his new memories. But after THOROUGHLY scanning through them this time. He realised, his mother and he were the ''only'' survivors of Planet Vegeta''s destruction. But obviously Celeron knew that there were other survivors, like Nappa, Vegeta, Broly, Turtles, Raditz, Goku and there could be even more!


    And so, Celeron walked across the barren and boring planet... he was in the Dragon Ball universe, but he had nothing to do! This definitely isn''t what his dreams in his past life were like! So, the only thing he had to do was train of course! He didn''t really know how heavy the gravity on this planet was but he didn''t really care! He just had to train!


    Oh, and speaking of training - he had learnt that he could use Ki! He could use it just like the previous Celeron, (thanks to his memories). And speaking of Ki, the colour of his Ki was black, like really, really dark black. It looked pretty awesome in his opinion.


    So the first thing Celeron would do with his Ki was obviously... fly! Who didn''t want to fly? It was awesome! Celeron started to slowly levitate upwards as he suddenly shot up, spinning and twisting and turning in all sorts of directions. He flew far away from his home, ready to test out how strong he was, and of course, start his training.


    After a few minutes, he thought he was far enough, and went higher up into the sky. He tried creating a Ki blast in his hand. It felt quite natural to him! Slowly, it got bigger and bigger, until he thought it was big enough, he launched it to the ground, ready for an explosion. And it happened. Except it was much bigger than he expected! He screamed like a little girl, "EEK!" He was too young to die! The explosion almost ''slapped'' him as he got flung all the way back to his house! He missed the house by a literal inch! An inch! An inch away from getting pummelled by his mother!


    Rather than caring about how he just got flung by an explosion, he just sighed in relief that he didn''t break another wall. Celeron tried to get up, but screamed in pain before he could, his legs were mangled and he was positive he had a few broken ribs. He would probably die, if his mother didn''t come out like right now.


    And then his mother came out of the house. She stared at him, clearly trying to hold back her laughter at her son''s misery. After quite a few seconds (that felt like hours), she finally calmed down. Picking up her son by the collar, she dragged him inside and threw him in a glass ''case'' with green liquid inside and said, "Off you go into the healing pod!" Celeron''s clearly surprised but muffled voice questioned out from behind the glass, "A feafing pod?!" His arrogant mother, proudly replied, "HAHAHAHA! Who do you think you''re mother is?! Yes! This is my healing pod! I went through great troubles to get this! I had to kill out a few of Frieza''s minions and some traitor Saiyans to snag it!"


    Surprisingly, Celeron didn''t react much to the word ''killing'', maybe because he was a Saiyan now? In response to his mother''s claims, he just rolled his eyes as he slowly drifted into unconsciousness.


    ¡ª


    A few hours later... Celeron''s eyes suddenly opened. He was about to punch the glass open, how badasses normally should get out of a healing pod. But slowly brought his fist back as he remembered, he didn''t want to get battered by his mother. He slowly got out, like a civilised huma- Saiyan. If a civilised Saiyan was even a thing? Anyway, he walked out, and cracked a few fingers and popped a few joints.


    He walked out of the ''healing'' room and walked around the house aimlessly, having no idea what to do... and then he remembered - the Ki blast! He grinned as he made his way out of the house, but on his way out, he saw a green, futuristic lens thing? It was connected to a white part... and it clicked in his mind! This was a scouter! Definitely a scouter! How he didn''t realise it as soon as he looked at it, he had no idea. It looked exactly like how it was portrayed in the anime and manga! He cautiously looked around, he was guessing it was his mother''s but... it was worth the risk! He walked past it, quickly grabbing it into his hand and running as fast he could out of the house and then using all of his power to fly as fast as he could.


    He soon reached the explosion site. His adrenaline still didn''t stop pumping through his body. He breathed heavily, not from exhaustion but from being relieved that he didn''t get followed! And then, he started paying attention to the huge destruction he made. The crater was huge! It went around 300 metres deep and had a diameter of probably around a kilometre! He looked like an ant when he stood in the middle of the crater!


    And this wasn''t even his full power, AND it was just a Ki blast, not even a concentrated beam like the Kamehameha or anything! He was excited but also disappointed! He wanted to test a full-powered Ki blast, but he probably couldn''t without destroying a quarter of the planet... never mind a Ki beam.


    But that didn''t mean he couldn''t test a Ki beam with less power! He was going to make his own signature move!


    And he knew the perfect move already! He first experimented with shooting his Ki out of specific parts of his body, he tried shooting beams from his hands and his mouth, both worked easily on the first try. Now was the main bit, this was probably going to be much harder! He was going to shoot beams from his fingers, 10 beams simultaneously! He tried concentrating Ki into his fingers, each finger had a ball of Ki floating above it, he did it on the first try! Slowly he brought his hands together, all of the balls of Ki joined together, creating a football-sized ball of Ki. He added a tiny bit more Ki to the beam, it got darker and darker until it was as black as he thought black could even get! And then he let it go in the sky, aiming at one of the moons that orbit the planet. The beam hit the moon, as the whole moon was engulfed in glowing Ki. A few seconds later, Celeron looked up to see - nothing - the moon had been completely disintegrated.


    "Yes!!! I''ll call this move - Celery Cannon!"

 3 Planet Yardra

    After repeatedly spamming his Celery Cannon like a maniac, he realised that his Ki was going really crazy but he ignored it. He also realised that he may have made a bit too much destruction... he quickly fled from the crime scene!


    After reaching home, he was still bored, he would create techniques but what would that help him with? He wanted to train, it was in his Saiyan blood. But he wouldn''t get stronger by just goofing around doing push-ups and throwing around Celery Cannons. He needed weights or stronger gravity! Or something... anything! He couldn''t find any weights on this planet, apart from his bed but that was way too light! The gravity on this planet was nowhere near strong enough for his power level of 6000! His power level had raised by 500 in under a day when he checked on the scouter. The previous Celeron was such a lazy mutt! What a waste of talent...


    It was indeed fast, but he knew he could get stronger faster, so he just had to go! He had to go to a different planet, (Earth preferably)! He knew what timeline he was in! He had sniped out the current year from his new memories, and he found out it was Age 749! The year that Bulma met Goku at Mount Paozu! He was really excited, he was 1 year older than Goku! That means he could follow the timeline, he wasn''t going to just watch from the side! He was going to be in on the action, he finally had something interesting happen in his life or - ''lifes?''


    He wasn''t going to fight in any of the Dragon Ball fights though - only Dragon Ball Z and later, they were way too weak compared to him. But he wouldn''t be lazing around doing nothing. He would be training too, getting stronger and stronger until he was the strongest! But first things first, he was going to planet Yardrat to get Instant Transmission, it would allow him to visit his mother whenever he needed! But before that he would need two things to be able to leave for Yardrat and then Earth: His mother''s permission! And of course, a space pod.


    He wasn''t going to take the scouter, it wasn''t his anyway. So, with his plan made, he flew home and walked into the house. He didn''t see his mother anywhere, so he quickly pit the scouter back where he took it from. He called for his mother. And in an instant she was in front of him. He didn''t even see her move! ''Her power level must be crazy high...'' he thought.


    "What do you want?" She said calmly, surprisingly not shouting for once.


    "I want to leave the planet! I want to go to a different planet! And I''m probably going to be gone for a few years!" He shouted, closing his eyes as he awaited her answer.


    "Sure. There''s a space pod on the other side of the planet. Go find it!" She said simply.


    "Huh? Aren''t you supposed to say no or be worried? You''re my mother right?!" He questioned, surprised and extremely confused.


    "Just shut up and go! You better be back in a few years or I''ll come hunting you down!" She shouted with fake anger, he could feel the warmth in her voice.


    He just smiled and walked out of the house, waving goodbye to his mother who ''reluctantly'' waved back. He jumped into the sky and flew at an incredible speed. After a while, he had reached the other side of the planet and saw 2 space pods. He had memories of coming to this planet in one of the space pods but they weren''t here before. His mother probably shifted them here, so he didn''t run away to a different planet.


    Entering the space pod, he spent a few minutes shifting through the planet list to find ''Yardrat''. Finally, he found the planet, it was surprisingly close! He clicking the button which starts the space pod up, the space pod started floating up, before zooming into space.


    Even though Shinso hadn''t been in this body for long, a week at maximum, he still felt a familial bond to his mother. After all, she did take care of him. And so, the space pod went forward to Planet Yardrat as he slowly fell into a deep sleep...


    ¡ª


    A few days later, Celeron had reached Planet Yardrat, he had woken up as soon as the pod had landed. A mini-crater had formed where it landed. Luckily it wasn''t in the middle of a city or village. He opened the door to the pod, some kind of smokey substance spilling out of it. He looked around, but all he saw was purplish, blue dirt...


    The planet seemed quite big on the pod''s system, it would be near impossible to find the Yardrats if he just flew around... he had to learn Ki Sense! ''Ki sensing is the ability to sense the location, life force, and power level of anyone; the stronger and closer the enemy, the more powerful the sensation!'' He remembered reading this from the Dragon Ball wiki!


    He sat down cross-legged. He took a deep breath as he knew that this would take a while, Ki Sense was a rare ability! Even Frieza didn''t know about this! And he was the supposed emperor of the universe! For a normal person, it could take months to learn Ki sensing.


    He started to try to sense the Ki of the Yardrats. And two seconds later, he opened his eyes as he felt their location. He nodded his head to himself as if thinking to himself. ''Hmm, I had a suspicion I wasn''t normal... i''m a complete genius!! HAHAHA!'' He thought in his head with a proud grin on his face. He calmed down after a while, and thought while nodding to himself again, ''Well it''s not surprising. I am me, after all. A mighty warrior such as me will obviousl-''


    And so, after a few minutes of bootlicking himself, he finally flew towards the energy signatures he sensed. After a while, he had reached a huge city with tall buildings that reached the clouds! He slowly landed in the middle of the city, a bunch of Yardrats had seen him go down, and so they formed a crowd in a circle as they watched him land. Then they started to speak in some weird language.


    He knew that Yardrats were kind, well at least in the anime. He started talking with exaggerated hand gestures, to see if they could understand, "Umm, I - came - here - to - ask - if - I - could - learn - your - Instant Transmission?"


    Luckily, they understood, well he thinks they did... they nodded their head in understanding when he put 2 fingers up to his forehead. So - they probably did?

 4 Planet Earth

    One of the Yardrats moved forward towards him as it put its index and middle finger onto the left side of its forehead as it suddenly teleported next to him! His widened in surprise, it really teleported! He quickly tried doing what he just saw. He put his fingers to his forehead as he closed his eyes and felt lots of energy signatures, one of which was quite familiar - his mother! But ignoring that for now, he locked onto one of the Yardrats that was close to him. He suddenly teleported next to the Yardrat!


    All the Yardrats suddenly started murmuring in their language, amazed. Suddenly, a Yardrat that looked really old walked into the middle of the crowd as he went up to me. He spoke, "Hello young man. Could you be a Saiyan perhaps?" Celeron wasn''t really surprised. He was more surprised that this old Yardrat was the only person that could speak the universal language! "Umm, yes I am a Saiyan."


    "I see you survived the destruction of your home planet. You also seem quite civilised compared to others of your race," The Yardrat said, "Ah, my name is Zimple. I thought you were a Saiyan. We don''t teach our techniques to anyone, but you''re the last of your race and this is all we can do to help."


    Zimple offered to teach Celeron a technique that no one in their population had been able to learn. Zimple asked him because he wanted to see the true power of the technique, (also because he was a pretty kind guy). The technique was called ''Abyssal Edge'', it only worked with black Ki for some reason and it needed someone to be really talented. They saw his black Ki when was flying, that alone wasn''t enough but when they saw how quickly he learnt Instant Transmission, they offered to give him the technique.


    The technique itself coated the hand in black Ki, forming a pitch-black blade with a white glow and little white ''stars''. The blade could cut through things depending on your Ki. The blade''s shape could also be manipulated, making it have a curved edge, making it longer or whatever. Depending on the shape of the weapon, it can also release different sized and shaped projectiles and energy waves. Celeron read through the paper that had the technique''s method written on it by Zimple. After reading it, he tried to use the technique and as expected... he had a blade on his end, he manipulated the shape into a curved blade of about 1.5 metres in length. It looked like the night due to its pitch-black surface with tiny, shining white stars. But the blade kept shifting, like his Ki was going hectic.. but it was probably just an effect of the technique, right?


    If the Yardrats were gasping for breath from the shock before, then now they were spasming on the floor! Celeron was happy with his new technique, it was like Zamasu''s God Split Cut! He quickly thanked the Yardrats as he flew back to his space pod, ignoring what happened to his Ki.


    He sat in his space pod thinking about the Abyssal Edge. He didn''t really like that name... "From now on, it''s going to be called Celery Sword!"


    After his naming of his new technique, he scrolled through the list of the planets named ''Earth'' and set course for it! The space pod levitated and shot off into space as the Yardrats waved goodbye. Celeron slowly fell into another deep sleep...


    ¡ª


    After a few weeks, he finally reached Earth! The planet he lived on in his previous life, except it wasn''t the same planet. If that made any sense? He exited the space pod, expectant to see Earth again. Even though it hadn''t been long since he transmigrated, he had already gotten quite a lot stronger, not raw power-wise but technique-wise.


    Using his Ki sense, he scanned for the closest humans. His Ki sense had already improved a few times over! He sensed a bunch of humans, he held up his space pod and flew towards them excitedly. After a while, he had reached a massive city! It had all sorts of buildings. Skyscrapers, houses, banks, shops and a bunch of other things. Compared to his old world, it looked so much more advanced!


    He lowered himself down quickly behind a building while wrapping his tail around his waist, luckily no one saw him. He walked out from behind the building, making his way onto the pavement. He got a few odd stares due to the space pod he held and the Saiyan armour he wore - the traditional hardened vest with tight blue sleeves and tight trousers. He saw a shop, that said: ''Pangy''s Antiques.'' He walked in to see a brown-haired man with a crooked nose sitting behind a counter while reading a newspaper. He asked the man, "Sir, what year is it and what city is this?" The man just gave the pod a curious look and answered in a gruff voice, "Year 750. West City." The man then looked back to his newspaper as he carried on reading. But then Celeron asked, "Where''s Capsule Corporation from here?" The man looked slightly annoyed now but still replied, "Opposite side of the city." Then he once again went back to reading his newspaper.


    Celeron then went off on his way as he ran so fast that people could only feel a wind go past them. After a bit, he saw the massive Capsule Corp building. He walked in with his space pod in hand, the doors were abnormally large so it could fit. He walked in, getting odd glances from the people who sat down, waiting for their turn to talk to the receptionist. As a Saiyan, he had his pride, he wouldn''t wait for no one!


    He walked straight up to the receptionist, space pod balancing perfectly on his hands, and then he said, "Let me talk to Dr Brief! I have an offer for him!"

 5 A free wish and 2 women

    The people sitting down were enraged


    "Screw you!"


    "Yeah, fuck you!"


    "Leave, you unwanted turd!"


    Celeron''s Saiyan pride wouldn''t allow this!


    "Go away you peasants! I''ll flippin'' kill you!"


    He released his aura making the crowd that surrounded him scream and run around into walls. Some people even peed themselves.


    He grunted in satisfaction as he watched the plebs panic.


    The receptionist was already shaking her boots... "Uhm, s-s-sir! C-can you please s-sit down and wait for y-your turn?"


    Celeron just look at her as his face scrunched "No!" She slowly backed up to the wall from the intimidation, and a second later her eyes rolled back into her head as she fainted


    "Huh, what the hell?! I''m sorry lady! Wake up, don''t die!" He said shaking her.


    Then, as if on cue to catch him in this crime scene that very much looked like an act of mass sexual assaulting, a calm, old voice sounded out "What is going on here?"


    Celeron looked at him and recognised him in an instant, with a crazed look on his face, he shouted "AHHH, DR BRIEF, YOU''RE FINALLY HERE!!"


    Dr Brief looked at the young boy of 13 years with a unknown sphere thing in his hands, Dr Brief''s mouth slowly opened as he said "so you''re the culprit of this mass molestation, hm?"


    "Huh? Hell no!"


    And then after a 30 minute explanation of how he was an alien from another planet and how he would trade the space pod for a gravity chamber that could increase up to 500x Earth''s gravity, he finally left, leaving behind the space pod and Capsule Corp which looked like a murder scene from all the people on the floor, (That''s right! They still hadn''t been helped!)


    Celeron thought of what he should do next, he had to wait a couple of months for it to be finished, it wasn''t easy creating a gravity machine!


    He decided to go follow Goku''s and Bulma''s journey so he could steal the wish and also steal Bulma of course! He was going to wish for Eternal Youth!


    (Eternal Youth in this story means a never-ending lifespan and he will always look 20!)


    Celeron asked a passerby where Diablo Desert was. The person pointed out a direction. Celeron flew his way over there, after a while he reached it. Using his Ki sense, he found a few higher power levels than normal, they were making their way to the Mushroom Forest area, thats where pilaf''s castle was!


    He quickly teleported above them, they didn''t even notice he was there! He wanted to go down now but would probably be mistaken as a bandit... he suddenly realised, he had a tail right? He could just con the plebs!


    He gulped as he slowly landed, it was the first woman he would have in his harem!


    He slowly landed, as he began running next to the car, easily keeping up. "Yo, Kakarot!" In unison, they all looked at him. They all blinked rapidly, Bulma screamed "EEK! WHAT THE HELL? Are you here to steal the final dragon ball?!"


    The car suddenly stopped, as Oolong was flung out of the car, bouncing around like a pig-turned-basketball. Goku just stared at him "hello!", "hello Kakarot! And no, I''m a good guy."


    "Huh? I''m not a carrot!"


    "No, that''s your Saiyan name. Kakarot." Celeron said while showing him his tail.


    "Ah, you have one of those too!" Goku exclaimed.


    "I''m one of your race! You''re from another planet, but you escaped when that planet had gotten destroyed by some really evil dude! You landed here in a space pod until your Grandpa Gohan found you."


    "Really? That''s cool! But how do you know Grandpa Gohan?"


    Celeron was just about to answer when everyone screamed, "WHAT! Goku''s an alien?!"


    They all screamed for about 15 minutes straight, nearly making Celeron''s eardrums burst. Goku was confused so he just sat down onto the ground. After that farce and a bit more explaining, they all accepted him as a friend of Goku''s guardian. Celeron had a height of around 5 foot 6 inches, so they all believed him to be older than 13. Celeron had actually never seen his own face before, but even then he didn''t worry, he knew would be the most handsome person in existence, he was himself after all.


    After a while, they had reached Pilaf''s Castle. It actually looked pretty grand! Izuku started to think about taking Pilaf''s Castle for himself but quickly denied that idea. He didn''t want to live in the middle of a desert! Screw that! Anyway, throughout the journey he had seen Bulma sneaking looks at him with a blush on her face. ''Wow, she really does fall in love with any handsome guy she sees'' he thought, the idea of being handsome already fixed into his mind. He had seen Yamcha giving him death glares but he didn''t mind. He would just slap the shit out of the peasant if he tried anything.


    Moving on! They all got out of the car, as they walked together through the front gate. They walked until they met a dead end, and then a wall came down and trapped them, of course, Celeron expected this. After making sleeping gas, which made everyone fall asleep, (apart from Celeron, who quickly teleported behind Pilaf),Shu and Mai walked inside with gas masks to try and get Goku''s dragon ball. Little did they know, their boss - Pilaf was in a literal chokehold right now! After a few seconds, Pilaf passed out. Celeron left him on the floor as he sneaked up on Shu, the dog. He knocked him out with a chop to the neck, (which his mother did to him once). He caught his body as it fell and slowly placed it to the ground.


    Mai, however, still didnt notice any of this going on. Celeron walked up next to her as he mischievously said, "Hey. What ya doin''?" She snapped her head around to look at him in shock. She was about to scream but he quickly placed a hand on her mouth, telling her to shush. She complied, but slowly took her guns out of her pocket. She aimed them at him and said "stay back or I''ll shoot!" Celeron took a step forward as she took a step backward, then he just said "Join me, be mine!"


    She blushed, turning into the colour of a tomato, "W-w-what?! I can''t, you know, because, I just can''t!"


    "Huh? I meant be my underling?"


    "E-Eh? Really? I wouldn''t mind that." She said while fidgeting around.


    "Okay! That''s settled! Now you obey all of my orders. And call me Boss."


    "Yes Boss!" She said, already adapting to her new status - underling of the most handsome man in the world (self-given title).


    And so, he grabbed the dog and Pilaf, and he brought them into the room, by using Instant Transmission (now its IT for short). Using a rope that he found in the corner of the room for plot convenience, he tied Shu and Pilaf.


    Mai and Celeron sat opposite each other and talked idle chatter like about his alien origin and other random things. After a while, the plebs + Bulma all woke up, shaking their heads, and then as if suddenly remembering something, they all jumped up. Mai and Celeron were still sitting down and just carried on talking. The gang looked in confusion at the two enemies tied up and then at the enemy who was suddenly calling Celeron ''Boss''.


    "What happened here?" They all said as they scanned the room.


    "Oh, the villains were trying to steal your dragon ball while they made you sleep from sleeping gas. So I knocked them out. Oh, and this girl became my underling!"


    He swore he saw something like jealousy flash across Bulma''s face before quickly disappearing. He grinned to himself in his head. Goku took a few seconds to digest all that information before saying, "Ah! The dragon balls!"


    After a bit more explaining, and some introductions from the gang to Mai and from Mai to gang, Goku blasted a hole in the wall with a few Kamehamehas (which Celeron casually observed and made a mental note in his head to test if he could make a Kamehameha too later), they went to go to the 6 dragon balls, which they were led to by Mai.


    Yamcha and Puar who were also completely ignored for this whole time followed along behind. Puar not caring much, while Yamcha sulked at being basically cuckolded, he was really close to getting Bulma, but it was obvious, she liked someone else now...


    "I think, Celeron should get the wish, right Goku, Mai?" Bulma asked righteously while completely ignoring Yamcha''s, Oolong''s and Puar''s existences.


    "Yeah, he basically saved us anyway!" Said Goku, not caring much.


    "Yes. Boss should get the wish!"


    Celeron was slightly surprised, even he didn''t expect everyone to be so selfless! He genuinely thanked everyone, "Thank you! A lot!" He was really happy. He didn''t have to steal the wish anymore, because it was his now anyway!


    After placing the 7 dragon balls together, Celeron chanted: Eternal Dragon, by your name, I summon you forth: Shenron! The sky suddenly turned dark as small sparks of crackling lightning illuminated the darkness that had formed. A huge green dragon rose up.


    And with a booming voice, it bellowed "State your wish!"


    "I wish for everyone to have Eternal Youth!"


    "Your wish is beyond my power. I can only grant three people of your choosing, Eternal Youth!"


    "Hm.. then I wish for myself, Bulma and Mai to have Eternal Youth!"


    The dragon''s eyes glowed red, and after a few seconds it spoke again, "your wish has been granted." It then went down and down until it disappeared. The dragon balls rose up and scattered. Celeron would have caught them but that would prevent Goku''s journey on gathering the dragon balls a second time, making him much weaker than he should be! And Celeron definitely didn''t want that, he wanted to fight strong people!


    Bulma jumped on Celeron in joy, "Thank youuu!" She was straddling him. Soon she realised what she was doing, she blushed but didn''t get up. Yamcha looked on in jealousy, if a gaze could kill, Celeron would be dead a hundred times over! Celeron got up as he picked Bulma up and said, "If you don''t want to get up, then I''ll just pick you up."


    Bulma blushed madly, as Yamcha and Mai burned in jealousy. Oolong just imagined himself in Celeron''s position. Puar also sent hateful looks to him, he was Yamcha''s best friend after all.


    After a few minutes of walking they all went their separate ways. Yamcha, Puar and Oolong going wherever. Goku going to train with Master Roshi. And Celeron, Bulma and Mai going to West City.

 6 One Lemon coming up

    WARNING: This chapter is 18+


    WARNING: The lemons will be experimental, I''ll delete this chapter if they are too bad.


    After the others walked far away enough, Celeron called over Bulma and Mai and asked them to hold his hands, they both blushed not knowing what he was thinking. He closed his eyes as he sensed Dr Brief''s energy. He teleported close to him using IT.


    In an instant, they were outside of Capsule Corp. The two girls were too shocked! They just stood frozen, mouths agape. Celeron called out to them and they suddenly snapped out of their daze. They asked him what it was and he just replied, "It''s one of my techniques, Instant Transmission! It basically lets me teleport to places where people who I know are." They were amazed and asked all sort of questions until they finally ran out of questions and walked inside. The receptionist, who saw Bulma, let her through the door to go to her father.


    She saw her father working on some gadget. Her father saw her and they had a happy reunion... and all that stuff. Her father saw Celeron and he greeted him. A bunch of introducing and explaining of how they met each other later.


    Celeron and Mai followed Bulma to her room. It was surprisingly girly for a tomboy-like girl such as Bulma! It was a white room, it had a white and black sliding wardrobe on the left and a king-sized bed opposite to it. On the side of the bed was a makeup desk with all sorts of makeup. Lipsticks and all that jazz.


    Seeing Celeron look around, she stuck her chest out in pride. Celeron then sat down on the bed as his ''enhanced hunger'' from being a Saiyan triggered his belly to rumble. He then said, "Mai, go get food for three from a restaurant." He threw her a few Zeni which he had found on the floor when he landed on Earth earlier, (definitely not plot convenience!)


    After Mai had left, Bulma and Celeron just sat there in silence. Bulma then looked at Celeron and opened her mouth as if to say something but she closed it straight after. "What?" Celeron questioned. "Nothing..." Bulma said.


    "''Can I be your girlfriend?'' Is that what you wanted to ask? If so, my answer is yes." He said confidently, Bulma''s eyes widened in shock as she started breathing heavily, she didn''t answer but Celeron knew her answe already.


    Celeron pushed Bulma down on to the bed as he went down on top of her.


    "Do you want it?" He whispered.


    But she tilted her head to the side with a heavy blush, ignoring him.


    "I guess you don''t then? If you want it, I need to hear you say it." He said cheekily.


    "I want it." She said in the tiniest voice.


    "Huh? Say that again, I didn''t hear you."


    "I want it!" She said louder.


    "Then I''ll give it to you!"


    Celeron lowered his lips to her mouth as he nibbled on her bottom lip, he slowly slipped his tongue into her mouth. They were both inexperienced, their tongues messily intertwined, saliva spraying everywhere. He brought his hands up her stomach from under her shirt and slowly felt her breasts, they weren''t huge but they weren''t tiny either. Surprisingly she wasn''t even wearing a bra! "No bra, eh? Was this for me?" She just ignored him and blushed even more red.


    He held a breast in each hand, his finger slowly moved to her nipple, he lightly flicked it. The kiss broke off, as Bulma moaned in pleasure, she hadn''t felt anything like this in all her life.


    She raised her arms as he pulled her shirt off, leaving her upper body completely bare. He just looked in awe at this sight. "What? That''s not fair, you take off yours too!" She whispered quietly as she sat up and started to seductively take off her skirt and leggings. Now she only had her panties on, emphasising her shapely ass even more. She bent over as she slowly took off her panties and said to the dazed teen in front of her, "You too!"


    He quickly took off all of his clothes but his pants, revealing his toned body. "And the pants!" She said trying to sound serious but clearly failing.


    He took off his pants, exposing his already-erect 8 inch meat stick. After she had taken off her panties, showing him her pink, virgin pussy, he quickly pushed her down. They both gulped at the same time, scanning each other from top to bottom.


    He leaned down, biting her ear and rubbing her breasts vigorously as she whimpered and moaned. "Let''s go further.." he whispered intoher ears. He kissed his way down, from her lips to her neck and all the way down to her breasts. He stopped there,he stared at her erect, pink nipples that looked like little jewels. He grinned to himself, he slowly approached her jewels with his mouth, he licked her nipples in fast, circular motions. She felt like she was on cloud nine.


    He bit her nipples and she moaned even louder than before, a tiny bit due to the pain but mostly due to pleasure. He thought it was time to go EVEN further. He slowly kissed his way to her nether regions, as he looked at it, he felt amazed... it looked... delicious!


    He pounced at her clit, his mouth licking all around, every corner and every inch was licked. He started to suck on it and then he felt liquids coming into his mouth. "Ngh, something''s coming!!" She screamed in ecstasy. He swallowed up all the liquid, licking up the leftover bits.


    He slowly got up ready to put his 8 inch monster into her, she was definitely wet enough by now. But he was stopped, she grabbed his cock, as she whispered, licking her lips, "let me do it for you now.."


    She moved her mouth onto his glans licking it. He moaned as she did. She licked along his shaft repeatedly, getting faster and faster. "Put it in your mouth too." He said.


    She complied with his demand. Barely fitting the beast into her mouth, she sucked on it moving back and forth. Slowly, she got more and more skilled at it, moving her tongue around while sucking it.


    After a good 10 minutes of sucking noises and arousing moans, he let his load out, while moaning even louder, "Drink it all up!" He demanded.


    And of course, she did. It had a salty, but rich taste. Quite to her liking. Then they both said in unison as they grinned, "let''s do the real thing!"


    He pushed her down as she spread her legs in an ''M'' shape. He grabbed his member, guiding into her rosebud. He slowly made his way in, as she tightened her grip on his back from the sheer pain. "I''m going in on 3, 2, 1; okay?" He informed. "Mm." She replied affirmatively, still feeling the pain.


    "3... 2... 1!" He pushed half his whole length into her, ripping her hymen, a trickle of blood falling down her thigh.


    She screamed, he could FEEL the pain from her scream alone, he tried to lower the sense of pain with a kiss, their tongues entwined once again.


    After a few minutes, he started to move his waist, the pain slowly started turning into pleasure, her vagina stimulating his dick, her tight pussy squeezed and wrenched his cock dry.


    Her moans spread throughout the room. They switched positions, she sat on his lap as she bounced up and down. He massaged her soft ass in his hands and soon she was on the brink of climax and so was he. At the same time, they both moaned the loudest they had moaned yet, as they climaxed together. His thick, viscous cum filled her womb, the excess dripping out of her vagina. They both breathed heavily, as they said together, "I love you..." then once again, they said together, "let''s do it again!"


    Lewd squelching noises from the mix of their juices, once again filled the room.


    But little did they know, there was a black-haired girl with a bag of food next to her peeking through a small crack in the door. She had watched the whole act while rubbing her clit and moaning, "Boss..."

 7 Another Lemon coming up

    WARNING: This chapter is 18+


    WARNING: The lemons will be experimental, I''ll delete this chapter if they are too bad.


    After a while, they finally stopped ''mingling'' and took a shower together, completely forgetting about Mai.


    When they had finished, and put on new clothes, (Celeron wore some of Bulma''s unisex clothes), they then FINALLY remembered about the restaurant and the food.


    Celeron already knew she was there of course, he had Ki sense after all! But he let her watch to see if she would join in! He was going to have a harem after all!


    Celeron walked to the door as he opened it, it seemed Mai was leaning on the door, so she fell backwards into the room. "EEK!" She was breathing heavily and still blushing from what she saw.


    Bulma stared at Mai as her eyes widened. She realised that Mai probably saw what they were doing! Bulma was selfish and spoilt - and she used her beauty to get what she wanted, but that didn''t mean she didn''t feel bad for Mai. After all, she had basically stolen him from her in the time she had gone to get food... for her!


    And then, Celeron gulped as he said, "Don''t worry, you can be in my harem!" The girls both looked at him in shock, their metaphorical jaws hitting the floor.


    "HUH?!"


    "I don''t mind, y'' know Boss, because, umm..."


    Mai had surprisingly agreed to the idea easily! But Bulma needed a good 15 minute explanation on why he wanted a harem. And an hour of convincing.


    They both agreed to a harem, although Bulma was still quite reluctant. Celeron didn''t really care though! She would probably like the idea of having other girls around her to talk to.


    ¡ª


    With that done, he went to go find Goku. Goku and Krillin should find Launch getting attacked by two guys. And Launch is going to be in his harem!


    He scanned for Goku''s energy, and he found it pretty quickly since it was one of the biggest on the planet. Using IT, he teleported to him.


    Goku and Launch were sitting on the nimbus while Krillin was on Goku''s back. Celeron flew next to them as he said "Yo, Kakarot!"


    "Huh? Oh, hi Celeren!" "It''s Celeron!"


    "How are you flying?! Can you teach me!?" Goku asked excitedly.


    "AHHH! Who the hell is this?!" Asked Krillin.


    "Oh. My friend!" Goku said.


    After a bit of chatting, Celeron finally looked at Launch. She looked just like she was in the anime. "Hello? Who are you?" He asked her.


    "M-Me? I''m Launch, nice to meet you!" She replied happily.


    "Ah, I''m Celeron! Nice to meet you too."


    After a while of flying, they finally reached Kame House.As they landed onto the ground, they saw Master Roshi waiting there. "Eheheh! Ok you two are my students now!"


    "YAY!"


    "Oh and girl. You can be my student too!"


    After a while of convincing, Launch finally agreed to be his student as he was ''a legend in the martial arts world'' and it was a ''once-in-a-lifetime opportunity''.


    Celeron just watched this happening. Master Roshi then ran into the house and gave Launch her ''outfit''. Launch started to take off her top before Celeron stopped her and said "follow me, change inside."


    "Oh, that''s a good idea!" She said before following him inside


    Master Roshi was annoyed! "Who the hell is that?!"


    "Oh, he''s Goku''s friend. Oh and you can''t take back your promise even if he took her! We did bring her!"


    Master Roshi gritted his teeth but then just waited for them to come out.


    While this was happening outside... "Okay, you can change now. I''ll guard you!" "Okay!"


    She then changed into her ''fighting armour'' which was basically lingerie. After she had finished changing, Celeron looked surprised at her, she was really sexy! The lingeri- the fighting armour really outlined her figure, especially her round ass.


    He gulped, but then shook his head as he said to her "you can''t go outside like that! Isn''t that just underwear?!"


    "Yeah! That''s what I thought too! She started to take it off, exposing her firm breasts to his eyes. She slowly slid the clothes down her stomach, legs and then to her feet.


    Her exposed breasts, nipples and pussy made Celeron gulp even more than before.


    "Don''t you feel embarrassed at me looking at you?" Celeron asked curiously.


    She looked at him for a few seconds and then realised as she screamed, "EEK! You were lookin-?"


    Celeron didn''t want to be branded a pervert, he quickly jumped at her, shutting her mouth from behind. He already was erect just from seeing her. His dick rubbed against her bouncy ass. If he didn''t hold it back, he might have sprayed right there. Then he said, "Don''t scream!" She nodded as he finally let her go. But he still stayed behind her.


    "Umm okay... but why were you watching?! And.. are you hard?" She asked while blushing but still not moving.


    Celeron was completely shocked. He had expected her to move and then run, saying ''Pervert'' or whatever. But instead she just stayed still... he wondered if he was really that attractive. Or maybe, girls were attracted to his aura? Or maybe he gave off pheromones.


    "I was watching because you were too beautiful! And why wouldn''t I get hard? It feels nice!" He answered confidently.


    She just blushed and whispered, "I''ll make it feel better.." she started to rub up and down on his dick through his pants. Celeron moaned slightly as she did it faster. He couldn''t hold it back anymore, he took all his clothes off, showing his muscular body off to her.


    She then went to the table and told him to sit down on it. And he did. She grabbed his shaft curiously, like a child finding a new toy. She slowly stroked it, not knowing what to do with it. So of course, as the gentleman he is, Celeron said, "put your mouth on it and suck it, use your tongue to lick it as well. No teeth."


    She kneeled down and then stretched her mouth as wide as she could, just barely fitting the massive thing into her mouth! She slowly moved back and forth, her teeth sometimes scraping the cock, but she got better and better as she did it.


    Five minutes of sucking sounds later, Celeron blew a huge load into her mouth as she swallowed as much as she could, some of the cum dripping onto her breasts.


    Celeron felt satisfied, he said, "Okay, your turn!"


    Launch panicked as she exclaimed, "Huh? Are you sure?"


    Celeron didn''t answer but he just got up from the table and lifted her up onto it. She lay on her back as he stretched her legs out, moving his mouth to her already wet, cave.


    He spread her pussy out with his fingers, surprised at how she had cummed already! He didn''t even touch her yet! He grinned as he slowly licked the edges around her vagina, teasing her. She moaned and whimpered, waiting for him to lick inside. "Do you want me to lick your pussy?"


    She gasped at the rude words but still replied, "Y-Yes! Please lick my dirty, wet pussy!"


    He smirked at his complete domination over the ditsy girl. His tongue slid into her untouched pussy. Once his tongue got inside, he swished it all around, she moaned so loud that everybody outside definitely must have heard it!


    Celeron didn''t care at all though, they could watch him fucking Launch all they like. He slowly got up as he lined his dick to her hole. "Are you ready?", "Do it!"


    He pushed his cock inside, slowly until he felt resistance. He looked at her with a knowing look, which she replied to with a nod.


    He pushed in as she screamed, signalling the second virginity he had taken today. He stayed in place for 10 minutes while he intertwined their tongues to ease the pain.


    He then slowly started to move back and forth while she lay on the table. She was moaning as she moved her body in rhythm with the thrusting, after another 5 minutes he was thrusting at inhuman speeds. Launch was literally screaming in pleasure as Celeron hit all of her sensitive spots. He grabbed her off of the table his dick still inside her, he shifted her around and bent her over the table in doggy style.


    She moaned louder and louder as the pleasure got more and more. He rubbed her breasts while leaning over her and fucking her brains out. Her tongue was hanging out and her eyes rolled back.


    He slowly slowed down as he said, "Do you want more?"


    She quickly nodded, already missing and craving the feeling of being filled up by her now-lover''s rod that had been there a second ago.


    "I need you to say it!"


    "Put it in me!"


    "Put what where?"


    "Please put your huge cock into my unworthy pussy, Master!"


    Celeron''s eyes widened. Where did that come from?! But he liked it! So of course he would put it in for her! "Okay! Master will put his meat stick into you!"


    In one swift motion, he shoved his whole length into her, the tip poking the entrance to her womb.


    "Th-a-ngh y-ou, Ma-s-ter.."


    He spanked her ass as it bounced around, creating red handprints all of over her butt cheeks.


    After hours of fucking his new slave''s pussy which was literally drenched in a mix of his cum and her love juice, she finally passed out.


    She was there on the couch, still on all fours with her ass out in the air, cum leaking out of her pussy.


    He was surprised she lasted that long anyway. But if he used his Saiyan strength, she would probably out cold in a few minutes!


    He took her into the shower and quickly washed himself and her, he dressed her up back into her clothes while wearing his own.


    Then he waved towards the window as he said, "I''ll be right back. Roshi, Krillin!"


    He used IT to teleport himself and Launch to Bulma''s room in Capsule Corp.

 8 Korin鈥檚 Tower, Ultra Divine Water

    After he teleported, Roshi and Krillin looked at each other in horror. He knew they were there! And he let them stay there!


    After he had teleported to Bulma''s room. He saw Bulma doing Mai''s makeup at the makeup-table-thing. He smiled at how they had gotten friendly with each other so quickly. He called them over, as they both blushed, he explained to Launch about his harem, and she readily agreed, saying ''Master this and master that''. Celeron was surprised she kept that up... so she really was his slave..?


    He left them to bond as he teleported to Kame House using Goku''s energy signature. After looking around, he saw Roshi talking to Krillin and Goku about moving to a bigger island and all that. But before that Celeron wanted to fight Roshi, he wanted to observe his martial arts. He went up to him and said, "Let''s spar, Master Roshi!"


    Roshi told his students to wait as he confidently laughed and told Celeron to follow him to a wasteland. Roshi obviously wasn''t thinking straight, he didn''t even ask why he wanted to fight, he was just thinking of getting revenge due to the farce with Launch.


    Celeron was pretty pumped, but he lowered his power level from 6000 to around Roshi''s level. "Roshi, transform into your buff form!"


    Roshi was confused at how he knew, but he didn''t care at the moment. After they reached a wasteland, Roshi transformed into his buff form, his power level had raised a bunch. Celeron adjusted his power level to match Roshi''s again.


    Then Celeron counted down to signal the start of the fight, "3, 2, 1. START!"


    Celeron and Roshi lunged forward at each other, looking as if they teleported. Celeron punched straight forward, aiming for Roshi''s face. Roshi dodged to the side and grabbed his arm. He flipped Celeron over his head, making him land on his back on the ground.


    Celeron breathed heavily as he said, "What.. the fuck?! AGAIN!"


    Celeron jumped up and threw a punch at Roshi who dodged the punch with ease again, this time ducking and trying to sweep Celeron''s legs. But this time Celeron jumped and kicked Roshi on the head. You could see a literal bump on his head.


    This time it was Roshi''s turn to say, "HUH?!AGAIN?"


    Celeron''s rate of improvement was broken, the first 5 matches he had won 1 and lost 4. The next matches he had won 2 and lost 3, and then he improved more and more and more.


    Until he was completely... whooping Roshi''s ass! Roshi lunged at Celeron, fuming in anger at how his whole''s life''s work could be surpassed by some little kid in just 4 hours! It was nearly midnight by now!


    Roshi had veins bulging on his bald head. Celeron was worried if they would burst! And he was bored anyway, it was too easy...


    "Umm, Master Roshi! We should stop here! It''s getting late!"


    "Yes, we should." He said in a tired voice.


    Celeron flew away as Roshi ran all the way back to Kame House - to his students.


    Celeron was flying in circles around the wasteland wondering what to do. He firstly wanted to sleep of course, he just teleporred to Bulma, Mai and Launch.


    Launch had sneezed multiple times and turned into her blonde form. Surprisingly though, her blonde form had bonded well with Bulma and Mai too. After they all brushed their teeth and did whatever. They closed the light and finally laid down on the king-sized bed and went to sleep. Celeron in the middle, Bulma on his left arm, Mai on his right arm, and Launch on his chest.


    ¡ª


    It was 9am, and none of the girls had woken up yet. Celeron was awake though. He had been awake for nearly an hour now. He wanted to leave or teleport, but he couldn''t without waking them up. Somehow, Celeron had ended up in the exact middle of the bed with Launch''s ass resting on his morning wood, Bulma''s boobs crushing his face and Mai''s mouth slobbering all over his neck.


    Slowly, Launch started to wake up, she shuffled around, rubbing her butt on his cock without even realising. As she got more and more awake, she realised she heard some slight moaning and she felt a huge pole under her. She sat up onto the pole and moaned slightly as it rubbed her nether regions. She looked behind her to see Celeron staring right back at her. She blushed like a tomato and slowly got up but fell over while trying to. This woke the other 2 girls up as they yawned. They all sat up, the three of them stared at Celeron''s morning wood which was standing up as if trying to pierce the sky!


    And this obviously led to...


    ¡ª


    After the three girls had fallen unconscious. Celeron put a blanket over the three of them and put on his clothes before he flew out of the window.


    He used his Ki sense to find a a big energy signature. He found it and knew that this was definitely Kami! He flew his way there as he saw Korin''s Tower and The Lookout. He didn''t try the climbing challenge thing, he knew it was too easy anyway. So he just flew up to Korin.


    When he got there, he saw the short and fat cat standing there, staff in hand, as if waiting for him. Celeron knew the cat could read minds so he kept his intentions pure, well hisintentions were pure anyway, he just wanted to get stronger!


    He could tell the cat was reading his mind so he kept his thoughts clear. "I am here for the water that will draw out my potential!" He said.


    The cat replied, "The Sacred Water? You can have it, if you can take it from me that is!"


    Celeron quickly shook his head as he said, "I don''t want tap water! I want Ultra Divine Water!"


    Korin looked shocked so he read Celeron''s mind as he said, "How do you know about the Ultra Divine Water?!"


    Celeron had been ready for this though, so he thought in his mind and replied out loud, "I heard it from someone!"


    "Who?"


    "I cannot say!"


    Korin stared at him for a few seconds then playfully smiled before pulling out a bottle and saying, "You can have it if you catch me!"


    Celeron powered up his Ki from his suppressed state making the cat fall to the ground from the pressure. Celeron walked to the cat and just grabbed the bottle, "I caught you!"


    Celeron released the pressure and suppressed his Ki again. The car breathed heavily as it just wryly smiled, "You can drink it but just remember there has been 13 people in the past and none of them survived after drinking the Ultra Divine Water!"


    Celeron shrugged as he readied himself for the pain - he chugged down the whole of the bottle instantly. A thin layer of Ki surrounded him before disappearing, he suddenly fell to the ground while clutching his neck and rolling around. He couldn''t even make a noise or scream properly.


    A few hours of intense pain later. Celeron got up as he breathed heavily. He had skimmed death. He got up, feeling his new power, he had unlocked his potential and even got a Zenkai boost!


    He estimated his power to have increased more than eightfold! He realised his Ki was unsuppressed. He quickly suppressed it again but struggled as his Ki had rose quite alot, it also had gotten quite ''crazy''. He didn''t knowthat some people on Earth had felt that huge energy.


    Korin stared at him in shock. The cat knew that the boy was strong, but after knowing the full extent of his power, he knew that the boy could destroy multiple planets with just a wave of his hand.


    Celeron then asked, "Hey! Korin! Can I have Senzu Beans?"


    "Sure, you probably won''t need them but here catch. Each bag has 15 ." He said while throwing 3 bags to Celeron.


    "Thanks! I''m going up now! See ya!" Celeron said as he caught the bags and waved goodbye.


    He wasn''t going to the Lookout since Kami didn''t like visitors. He only started trusting humans when he met Goku, because he was kind and loved his friends.


    Celeron tied the bags to his waist (somehow). He made sure to tie them firmly so he wouldn''t lose them when he fought or anything. He wondered what he should do next.


    He decided on creating a new technique. He had thought about this a lot. He was going to create a technique that could refill his Ki AND stamina super quickly! But he would have to stay still for it.


    He already had the basic idea of how to do this. He flew to a wasteland to test his idea out. He slowly landed onto the ground as he wasted his Ki, he just let it harmlessly drift out of his body, he had also been flying for a long time, so he was quite tired. After he had around 25% of his Ki left, he tried to ''charge'' his Ki. And even though he knew he was a genius, he was still surprised that he did it on the first try! First try! This wasn''t supposed to be easy at all!


    In an instant, his Ki reserves had raised up to 100%, and his stamina had been refilled, he didn''t feel tired at all! If he could stay still for a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a second, he would have his Ki back to full! It was pretty overpowered! But there was still one small drawback, his Ki was ''shifting'', like it wanted to break free? But anyway! He would call this technique - Celery Charge!


    ¡ª


    After teleporting home, he moped around for the rest of the day. He went outside with Bulma, Mai and Launch, just shopping and watching movies. He had nothing to do but wait for a few months until the gravity machine was built!

 9 Training, Planet Namek

    One month later...


    Dr Brief was explaining to Celeron on how to work the gravity machine. It wasn''t that confusing.


    After Dr Brief had left, Celeron excitedly went to the gravity dial as he dialed it straight up to 20x! He felt some pressure but it wasn''t much for him, he dialed it straight up to 50x. His back hunched as he slowly tried to walk, it was perfect! It took more than 100% effort to walk! If he did bodyweight exercises like pushups or something, his power level would surely rise like crazy!


    And so! He started his training! He did all sorts of different exercises. He started by doing one finger pushups with his index finger, he changed exercises again and again until he was left half-dead from exhaustion. Literally half-dead. He struggled to put a senzu bean in his mouth each time! He repeated this again and again and again! Each time he healed after nearly dying, he gained a Zenkai boost! 30 days later, he was running around in gravity levels at the 200-300s!


    He had gotten much stronger, if he had to guess, he was around 8 times stronger than before!


    He was way too strong, he knew that he wouldn''t be able to find a good fight until a long time. He stopped training now, he had to hold back the urge to train. He wanted to fight someone strong! In 7 months was the 21st World Martial Arts Tournament... he would participate but it would still be too easy!


    He had the idea of going to Namek so he could wish for a strong person to fight, by using the Namek Dragon Balls, but that probably wouldn''t work since Porunga is weaker than him. He also wanted to wish for being able to survive in space! Or just a spaceship! He wanted to travel around looking for some people to fight!


    Celeron thought for a moment before setting his mind on going to Namek! But to do that he needed a spaceship! He was going to ask Dr Brief to make him a spaceship!


    Celeron walked outside to see Dr Brief and a huge spaceship! "Dr Brief! Can I borrow that spaceship?! I want to go to a planet called Namek!" Dr Brief looked at him in surprise, he had finally come out of the gravity room! "Ah yes, Celeron, you came at the perfect time! I just finished creating this spaceship and I need to test it! If you want, you can test it? But if it breaks down, don''t blame me! You can probably survive with your aliens power anyway, right? Oh and for this ''Namek'', you will need the coordinates for it!"


    Celeron completely ignored what he just said, apart from, ''you can test it'' and ''Namek, need coordinates''.


    "Yes, I''ll test it! But it might take me a while to get back, it could takes months, is that ok?"


    "Sure! If you want, you can keep it! It''s completely experimental anyway."


    "Then I''ll keep it! Thank you! I''ll repay you some day!"


    "It''s okay, just take of my daughter." He winked.


    Celeron wasn''t really surprised he knew so he just smiled in response. Celeron walked into the spaceship as Dr Brief showed him all the controls. After the explanation he thanked Dr Brief before telling him he was going to get coordinates for Namek.


    He couldn''t be bothered to explain how he already knew Namek''s coordinates. He had seen them on the Dragon Ball Wiki. And with his eidetic memory, he could just do a quick scan through his memories!


    Celeron got into the spaceship with his cleaned Saiyan armour and 2 and a bit bags worth of Senzu beans. He inputted Namek''s coordinates into the ship, "9045XY". The spaceship started to launch upwards as it shot into space. Celeron looked at the time it said it would take the ship to reach Namek - ''34 Days''.


    He had plenty of time to do whatever. However he realised he had a problem! He would have to scavenge the whole planet to find the dragon balls.. he didn''t have a radar!


    Well, at least he had something to do now? Forgetting about all that, he opened one of the ten mini fridges and took out some food. He munched on it and then fell asleep.


    ¡ª


    Like this, he lazed around for 34 days. But of course he did some light exercise so he wouldn''t get ''rusty''. After the spaceship had landed, he got out and stood on the blue grass. He did a few stretches then closed the spaceship door.


    He slowly walked as he looked at the green water and green sky... it looked really weird! Ignoring that, he sensed around 100 energy signatures on the whole planet! The Namekian''s had such a low population! That made Celeron''s job easier, he just had to go ask for the dragon balls and then for his potential to be unlocked! But actually doing it... would be much harder.


    Celeron teleported to the biggest energy on the planet. Nail jumped back as he stared at Celeron in caution and asked harshly, "Who are you?! Get off this planet!"


    Celeron replied with, "I''m Celeron, a Saiyan! I''m here to get my potential unlocked, and to use your dragon balls if you allow me to!"


    "No we don''t. Leave!" Nail replied coldly.


    "Eh, but I want to defeat Friez-"


    "Leave, or I''ll kill you."


    Then an ancient voice sounded out from a building behind Nail, "Let him in."


    "Yes. Follow me, Saiyan!" Nail replied instantly, although confused.


    Celeron followed Nail into the room as he the giant Elder Guru sitting on his throne. Celeron''s mouth opened in shock, the guy was huge! After a bit of talking, a bit of explaining of how he was going to defeat Frieza and a promise that he would protect the Namekians if they got into trouble. The Elder Guru said, "Your potential is boundless, a tiny fraction of it has been unlocked already somehow but I can unlock a tiny bit more if you would like?" "Yes, please!" The Elder Guru called him over as he placed his large hand onto Celeron''s head. Celeron suddenly felt more ''natural'' in a way. He didn''t know how strong he was now, but he guessed he could defeat Frieza''s 1st form, maybe?"


    He thanked the Elder Guru and went to go look for the dragon balls, (he had the Elder''s permission). After a few hours, he had gotten the dragon balls. He flew back to the Elder Guru with the 7 dragon balls. (He could hold them all at once because plot convenience).


    After he reached the Elder Guru''s building-room-throne-thing, he placed the dragon balls outside. Nail reluctantly chanted the password and then asked Celeron his 3 wishes.


    His wishes were:


    - To have the ability to give Eternal Youth to 10 people of his choosing.


    - To save my third wish for whenever I need it.


    Nail repeated the wishes to Porunga who granted them and then disappeared into the Namek Dragon Balls. The dragon balls turned into stone as Nail then told Celeron, "Okay, you got your wishes! Now leave."


    Celeron thanked the Elder and Nail as he flew back to his spaceship and then thought in his head, "Give Launch Eternal Youth!" And then he had 9 Eternal Youths left.


    He started up the spaceship as he flew around randomly in space. He looked at the planets which flew by as he thought on what he could do.


    He had around 11 years till the Saiyan saga! But in those 11 years, he would need to get more harem members. He couldn''t really travel the universe then... or he could bring them with him? He could make his wives be stronger so they could at least defend themselves - at least Nappa level.


    He decided on doing just that, going around the universe with his wives while teleporting to Earth at times to ''catch'' some new girls!

 10 Monster

    In the northern part of the Creamy Path Galaxy was a spaceship going at insane speeds towards an orange and yellow planet. And if one looked into the spaceship, they would be able to see a a young teenager sitting on a couch while staring through the window at the planet they approached.


    The teenager was obviously, Celeron! It had been 5 months since he had gone to Namek. In the 5 months that had passed,he had gone with Bulma, Mai and Launch to a total of 6 different planets.


    One of the planets had a weird race of humanoid cockroaches that unintelligibly chittered. Celeron chose to go to this planet just so he could get used to seeing disgusting sights like this. He also kidnapped a few of them and killed them, just to see their blood. He needed to get used to seeing blood, he knew that this was an inhumane thing to do, but it was necessary if he wanted to survive in this dog eat dog world. He also went there so he could make the girls realise that they would also be seeing blood and scary creatures like this too if they wanted to live.


    But ignoring this showing of the ''harsh reality'', they also went to a planet that they named, "Delish". It was called that because it had so much delicious food and drinks! The planet itself was basically in the middle of nowhere, there wasn''t any lifeforms on the planet itself either! It was really surprising since the planet was absolutely massive! The ''water'' on the planet was basically a tangy and fizzy beverage that tasted unusually like some kind of ''enhanced orange?''. And the trees were pink and purple, they were completely smooth unlike the trees on Earth. Celeron had thought that Beerus would definitely love this planet.


    But moving on, they had also found a planet with a bunch of bizarre animals. Like elephants with four trunks! And cloud-shaped blobs with wiggly legs and arms! They named this planet, "Blobs", the name was a remembrance of the squishy and cute cloud blobs they had seen.


    But after these 3 planets and the other 3 planets that they explored, they were now going to this orange and yellow planet which looked basically like a big, spherical desert! As the spaceship landed on what seemed like sand, Celeron and co walked outside to see a seemingly endless plane of orange sand. Somehow though, the sand was dry and there was little ponds and lakes of yellow water? That didn''t really make sense, since the sand should be wet and absorb the water. Unless this wasn''t sand? Celeron used his Ki sense (which had improved immensely), to look for any lifeforms. He found a group of over 1000 people all bunched together with varying levels of energy. ''Is this a city?!'' He thought excitedly but also warily.


    He knew how dangerous people could be, and the people on this planet most likely had some sort of intelligence. But then he felt a power level getting stronger and stronger, reaching towards his strength! He was shocked but also happy, he wasn''t really expecting to meet someone of his power level until after a few years and even then he had to be lucky - the universe was vast after all.


    As the energy got stronger and stronger, inching closer to his power, it finally came to a stop, just a tiny bit below his full power. And then, a second energy signature suddenly shot straight up to the same level of power as the first one. The first thought that came to his mind was, ''What?! Two people on the same level of power as me! And they can both suppress their Ki, that''s a pretty rare ability! Could it be a fight?''


    However all of this only happened in the span of 5 seconds. The girls just stared at him, wondering what he was doing as he stared blankly at the ground. They tapped him and were about to ask what he was doing, when suddenly his eyes widened in shock as he grimly said, "Off! You''re leaving this planet!"


    They were all confused and were about to ask why, but before they could say anything, he said, "There could be a fight! Two people on the same level as me raised their energy. And then in less than a second, an absurdly strong energy killed them off."


    Their jaws dropped open as they hurriedly rushed into the spaceship, but they looked back at him as if waiting for him to come inside. But of course, as the Saiyan he was, he couldn''t just leave a strong enemy out there! He wanted to fight them!


    In response to the girls he just shook his head and looked towards the massive energy signature which was now being surrounded by over a thousand energy signatures at the level of Celeron himself. Celeron grinned at the planet of strong people.


    The girls went into the spaceship and took off, they knew he wouldn''t listen to them if he got a fight, he had wanted one for a long time now.


    After Celeron had seen them safely take off back to a different planet, he smiled crazily as he teleported to the lone person with a power level which completely outstripped his own.


    When he got to the scene, he saw a thousand orange rock-golem humanoids surrounding a single person. A man or woman? Probably neither. It was a literal beast, it had the head of an alligator, and the long neck of an iguana. It had two legs, identical in appearance to a goat''s. Eight monstrous tentacles sticking out from its back swished around in the air, ready to tear apart a golem at a moment''s notice. Its hands had dangling pieces of flesh on the ends, fingers? WERE THOSE FINGERS?!


    Celeron couldn''t even bare to look at the rest of its figure. It was literally every single person''s nightmare conjoined into one body. The first time he landed on this planet, his senses screamed danger. But of course, as the idiot he is, he ignored them. Now, after teleporting right next to the danger, his senses were basically screeching and clawingat him. Celeron stopped breathing fully, he tried to speak, he really did. But the words wouldn''t come out.


    He didn''t have time to wonder about who this guy was. What he was. That''s because his time had frozen... HE had frozen. From the immense fear he felt. From the sheer horror he felt. From looking at this creature. This monster!

 11 World Martial Arts Tournament, Celeron Vs Ranfan In the toilets

    Celeron shakily got up. His Saiyan pride wouldn''t allow this. He felt ashamed! He actually felt fear! What a disgrace! He slowly got up, his voice cracking as he proudly said, "Y-ou! I''ll f-igh-t yo-u!"


    The monster calmly looked into the Saiyan''s eyes with his own, as he said, "I will let you live - for the chance to ''fulfil'' your pride. I hope you can bring me a challenge when the time comes."


    Celeron felt an impact on the back of his neck as he slowly fell to the ground, unconscious.


    ¡ª


    After an unknown amount of time, Celeron slowly woke up. He woke up on the same planet, in the exact same place. Except this time, there were a thousand dead bodies, which looked rotten and crumpled, as if drained of their lifeforce, around him.They were also in the exact same place as before. It looked as if they were all killed simultaneously, without a chance to react. The Monster really was strong!


    Celeron didn''t know what that thing was, but he realised that it probably got destroyed by Beerus or something in the anime for destroying planets. If it was alive, it would have participated in the Tournament of Power, even if it had to be forced. So he supposed that the thing was probably stupidly strong but not as strong as Beerus!


    Celeron knew he most likely wouldn''t be seeing it around again. After all, this place is way too far from Earth, where he usually sticks around. There probably wasn''t any other strong beings like him in the universe anyway. The mortal level would be much higher in the ToP otherwise.


    So Celeron didn''t take what happened to heart. He knew that it wouldn''t follow him, as it did say ''if they meet''. And the chance of them meeting was almost nil! Celeron ignored the dead bodies around him as he went to go check on his girls.


    He teleported to them using IT, and found them just lazing around on Planet Delish. After explaining to them that there was only a ''small scuffle between the two leaders of the planet'', they all went back to normal, forgetting how grim his face was at the moment he saw the ''small scuffle''.


    ¡ª


    A month later...


    Celeron had dropped the girls off home, he had asked if they wanted to watch the Martial Arts Tournament, but they just said that they wanted to go shopping. Celeron let them go, he wasn''t worried about their safety. After all, in the month that had passed, he had taught them: how to use Ki and some basic martial arts. He trained them in low amounts of gravity, so they had power levels of around 100. Which was quite an accomplishment in itself! They were probably some of the strongest humans on the planet at the moment!


    After reaching the area where the 21st World Martial Arts Tournament would take place, he went to get signed up. He turned out to be in the preliminary group with Nam in it. He was the guy who needed the 500,000 Zeni reward prize for his village as it had a drought and wouldn''t survive until the rainy season in two months.


    Celeron would be lying if he said that he didn''t feel bad. He decided to give Nam the prize money so he could save his village. Celeron didn''t need the money anyway, Bulma was loaded!


    Then the preliminaries began. After a while of Celeron slapping people out of the arena, it was the final preliminary fight.


    Celeron Vs Nam!


    Nam was in his stance, ready for a slap to come at him but instead, all he heard was, "Wait at the stands, I''ll give you the prize money at the end so you can save your village." Before passing out.


    After Celeron received a stunned look from the referee, he was allowed to leave and go to the main stadium for the quarterfinals.


    The audience''s deafening cheers quietened down as the announcer announced the matches which popped up on the match board.


    Krillin Vs Bacterian


    Jackie Chun Vs Yamcha


    Celeron Vs Ranfan


    Goku Vs Giran


    The announcer shouted the first match out. After the match started, it basically ended up with Krillin getting dominated by Bacterian''s stench. Bacterian ended up sitting on Krillin, until Goku reminded him that he had nose. Then, of course-


    Krillin Vs Bacterian - Winner: Krillin!


    The announcer shouted the second match out. After the match started, Yamcha wanted victory badly, so he ended up throwing all kinds of punches and kicks. But Jackie Chun (Master Roshi in disguise), was able to dodge every single attack. Including Yamcha''s Wolf Fang Fist! Jackie Chun ended it by sweeping his hand, the wind making Yamcha fly out of bounds. Yamcha starts to suspect that Jackie Chun is Master Roshi!


    Jackie Chun Vs Yamcha - Winner: Jackie Chun!


    Celeron walked onto the stage as he heard a group of voices shout, "Celeron! It''s you!" Celeron smiled as he replied "Yo! Goku, Krillin, ''Jackie Chun'', Yamcha!"


    The announcer then shouted the third match!


    After the match started, Ranfan lunged at Celeron. Celeron just smirked as he took the kick to his face, the knock to his head and the knee to his face again. Ranfan was surprised, she couldn''t even make him flinch, never mind hurt him!


    She gritted her teeth as she took out her trump card. Well, ''took off'' her trump card? Anyway, she took off her clothes, stripping to her pink bra and panties. She started to seductively walked to Celeron, not noticing that he was completely unfazed.


    "What''s up, hm?" She said.


    "You like what you see? Do I look good in pink?" She asked confidently.


    Celeron just replied with, "Sure, not bad."


    Ranfan froze, she expected him to blush as he backed away! What happened to her master plan?!


    She angrily said, "What, are you gay or something?!"


    "No. I''m straight. But I already have 3 wives!"


    "HUH! That''s illegal you know!"


    "I don''t care!"


    Ranfan was speechless. ''Who does this guy think he is?!'' She thought. She would have given up but now that she was humiliated like this.... she would win! Ranfan once again seductively walked towards him. She told him, "Sit down, big boy.." Celeron sat down onto the middle of the ring. She was speechless once again. She didn''t mean it literally!


    But Ranfan couldn''t say anything unless she wanted to be even more humiliated. She slowly walked up to where he had sat down as she walked around him in circles. Celeron was getting impatient! He wanted her to do something! He wasn''t going to wait here without any benefits! He got up as grabbed her by the neck, and tapped her feet lightly outside the ring. She was still flailing around in his grasp.


    The announcer shouted out the winner.


    Celeron Vs Ranfan - Winner: Celeron!


    Celeron was going to ditch the rest of the matches just to teach this plebeian a lesson! Still grabbing her by the neck, he went to go get her clothes from the arena. He brought her to the male toilets. He locked themselves inside as he whispered, "do you want to do this?" Celeron manipulated his aura to come out a bit. He noticed a slight change in her eyes. Before, she was willing to do it with him as he was probably one of the only people who could resist her charm, he was unique in her eyes. But after he brought his aura out a bit, she WANTED to do it. That confirmed his theory. Not that his aura manipulated minds but it made him look a lot more sexually attractive in the opposite gender''s eyes.


    He only came to the toilet to test his theory, there was no space to ''do'' anything. So instead he just unlocked the toilet stall as he walked out, her neck still in his grasp. He checked all the stalls to see if anyone was in there, they were all empty. So he locked the main door to the toilets so no one could come in. He didn''t want her in his harem, she was too slutty, but that didn''t mean he couldn''t fuck her.


    He let Ranfan out of his grasp as she backed up against the wall, breathing heavily. It looked like she was fearful, but he could see in her eyes, the lust. He wasn''t wearing his Saiyan armour today. He unbuttoned his red shirt as he threw it one of the four stall''s doors, exposing his perfect 8 pack abs and pecs. He then unbuckled his belt, letting his black trousers slide right down to the floor, he threw that on the door too. Now he was only in his boxers, his boner itching to fuck the 23 year old beauty in front of him.


    He slipped his boxers down his legs, his 9 inch cock exploding out in front of the girl''s widening eyes. She whimpered, imagining that huge thing going inside her. She wasn''t a virgin but she still hadn''t seen one as big as that!


    Celeron threw his boxers over the door, grinning devilishly at that ''excited fear'' in her eyes. He slowly walked over to her, as he said commandingly, "You too!"


    She quickly took off her bra and panties, exposing her round breasts and pussy to him. She looked like she was enjoying it, but Celeron didn''t want her to enjoy it! He was going to do it rough, why would he care about someone he didn''t love?! He wouldn''t ever ''pleasure'' someone who he didn''t owe or want in his harem. His Saiyan pride wouldn''t allow it!


    He walked over to her as he spun her around and bent her over, her head facing the ground, and her hands against the wall. He guided his penis into her vagina as he thrust it inside in one fell swoop. She screamed in pain, but Celeron covered her mouth with his hand, muffling her cries. She had tears coming out of her eyes for a few seconds, until her pussy slowly but surely got used to the size, she had climaxed a few times already!


    Celeron speeded up. He rammed his cock straight inside with no remorse. Her muffled screams of pain and pleasure sounded out again. Celeron slowly started to feel bad, this wasn''t a crime since she wanted it, but it was still too rough... Celeron slowed his pace down a tad bit and released his hand from her mouth. Using one of his free hands to rub her breasts and tickle her nipples, and the other hand to lightly slap her soft, jiggly ass making her experience a perfect mix of pain and pleasure.


    Celeron was stunned when she moaned, "Harder! Faster!"


    He was confused... was she a masochist?!


    He slowed down more and more just to make her feel more discomfort. But then he himself started to feel discomfort... So he just pushed his full length straight into her. He picked her up with his dick still inside her, he twisted her around, his rod rubbing her insides all over. He leaned her back against the wall, his hands squeezing her soft, round ass. Her legs wrapped around his back as they stared into each others eyes. They sloppily kissed each other, saliva spraying everywhere. Celeron moved his meat stick out of her pussy and shoved it in again, her moans as loud as ever. After 10 minutes of pushing his 9 inch cock in and out of her, he let his load out inside of her while she climaxed for a final time. They both moaned together one last time and then they said simultaneously, "It was only a one-time thing."


    Ranfan wanted more, but she had a husband... sadly for her. Celeron didn''t really want her in his harem anyway. And so they both used the showers that were for some reason in the toilets. After cleaning themselves off, they put on their clothes as Ranfan went home and Celeron went back to the stadium to see if he could still fight.

 12 Asspu- Celeron鈥檚 Options

    After reaching the stadium, Celeron heard the announcer announce the finals. It turned out he missed his match and couldn''t give Nam the money... so he was just going to steal the capsule that Roshi had in his pocket! The capsule which had lots of water in it!


    Using his broken speed, Celeron quickly zoomed past Roshi, checking into his pockets for a capsule, after checking all the pockets, he finally found a capsule in the last pocket!


    He grabbed it and went back to the exact place he was before. No one noticed a thing! Even if people slowed down a videotape of it, they wouldn''t find anything unless they could slow it down by thousands of times.


    (Nobody calculate this, I know it doesn''t make sense - plot convenience)


    Celeron walked to the stands, hoping that Nam didn''t run away. He used his Ki sense to find the familiar energy signature, he was already on his way to the village! Celeron teleported in front of him, making Nam jump backwards in shock.


    Celeron threw the capsule to him and simply said, "It''s water, don''t open it here, it won''t fit. Open it when you get to your village."


    Celeron teleported away leaving Nam there in surprise. Nam wasn''t willing to be suspicious and test the capsule here so he went to his village, hoping it was water.


    When he got back to his village... they all celebrated!


    After Celeron teleported back to the tournament, the fight had escalated to Goku using his grandfather''s move, "Rock, Paper, Scissors" on Jackie Chun. Jackie Chun was hurt in the eyes and started getting mad. Then he uses his electric attack to hit Goku. Goku was about to give up when he looked at the moon. And turned into an Oozaru!!


    Celeron also wanted to try becoming an Oozaru, but he knew now wasn''t the time. Jackie Chun was going to use his Kamehameha to blow up the moon and Puar was going to cut off Goku''s tail by transforming into scissors. But before they could even begin to act, Celeron finger beamed the moon into oblivion! He blew up the moon in an instant!


    All everyone else saw was, nothing. They just got blinded by the light! And then they saw Goku back to normal on the floor, naked and outside the ring. The announcer paused for a long while until he announced Jackie Chun as the winner. But then they saw him staring up at the sky with wide eyes. Everyone in the stadium looked up to see - no moon! Jackie Chun looked at Celeron in shock and awe, he was the only one who was able to see that it was Celeron''s doing. He saw how he blew up the moon with ease! Jackie Chun could do it too, but he probably would have to use 100% effort!


    But little did they know, Celeron did struggle! His Ki was running rampant! He was struggling to suppress it now!


    After the tournament had ended, Celeron went with ''Jackie Chun'', Goku and everyone to go eat food with the prize money!


    After eating, Celeron bid his goodbyes and went off on his way. It was nighttime and so he went to sleep with his wives in Bulma''s room.


    After waking up, eating breakfast, brushing his teeth, taking a shower. He wore his Saiyan armour as he went to go visit his mother. It had been a year since he had last seen her!


    He couldn''t teleport to her since she had suppressed her Ki to a level that he couldn''t sense. So of course, the solution to that was! To train his Ki sense! And so, he spent half of the day training his Ki sense. And by the time he thought it was good to stop, he could even sense Elder Guru on Namek! That was 34 days away in his spaceship!


    He sensed his mother''s Ki and teleported to it. His mother looked the same as always, literally zero change. She turned her head, (while still eating) to Celeron as she said, "Oh, you''re back." Then she turned back, still eating, but with a slight smile on her face.


    Celeron noticed that slight smile. That smile brought a grin upon his own face. Celeron brought a chair from his room, his room looked exactly the same as it was before! He put the chair on the opposite end of the table to his mother. Then he stared at his mother, who stared back at him with a mouthful of food, as she managed to grumble out, "What? Got something on my face?"


    Celeron smiled again and then started to laugh, his mother swallowed the food in her mouth as she smiled too. Slowly, the contagious laughter spread to his mother too. They both laughed for a few minutes before finally stopping. Celeron then started to make idle chatter as he said, "I''ve been training y'' know, mom!" "Eh, well you''re a Saiyan after all."


    "No, I mean.. I''ve gotten like super strong!"


    Celeron released his Ki slightly, his Ki slowly starting to release and unsuppress by itself, he was shocked so he quickly suppressed his Ki again, forcefully. He ignored what just happened, he was too expectant for the shocked look on his mother''s face. Except, all he got was her mocking him and her proudly stating how she was stronger.


    "Pfft, no you haven''t! So weak! At least compared to me."


    "HUH? How am I weak?! I trained hard for a month straight!"


    "What! A month straight? And you got that much stronger?! You''re pretty talented! But in the end, you''re still weak!"


    "Then show me your Ki!"


    "I can''t, my Ki is too strong, a bunch of annoying people would bother me! I can show you a fraction of it though."


    She called her son to follow her outside, she grabbed him as she instantly reached a different planet! Celeron was literally sweating a waterfall now, he knew that wasn''t teleportation! That was pure speed! And she survived in space! What kind of overpowered mother does he have?! That feat alone basically proved she was much, much stronger than he had thought. How come she wasn''t in the anime???


    "Okay we''re here, now I''ll show you! A tiny bit of my power!"


    "Wait, no, no, don''t! Stop it! Sto-"


    He was cut off by her Ki engulfing the whole planet and instantly disintegrating it. "Ah, whoops! A bit too much! I haven''t fought in a long time you see! Huh? You teleported away?"


    Celeron quickly teleported the hell out of there as soon as he saw the planet disintegrate! He wasn''t visiting his mother just so she could accidentally murder him due to a crappy mistake! He sensed his mother''s Ki again, and she turned out to be on the home planet. Celeron teleported back to her and as if she was ready, she instantly said, "Ummmm... that was an accident you know? I forgot you couldn''t survive in space yet!"


    (In this novel, Saiyans with a power level of around 1 million+ can survive in space. I was reading some theories and it makes sense that Saiyans can stay alive in space. So I just put a minimum power level thingy.)


    Celeron nodded. He wouldn''t even care about that after five minutes, he knew his mother just made a mistake in assuming he could survive in space. Then, Celeron got excited as he thought of his mother''s power. He had so many questions!


    "Mom, mom, mom! Who are you?? Wait, I don''t even know your name!"


    "Eh? What do you mean, ''who am I''? I''m your mother, you imbecile!"


    "No, I mean, who are you? Like as in, what''s your title or whatever, if you''re this strong, people can''t NOT know you, right?!"


    "Oh, barely any people know me, but my name is Shard."


    (Play-on the vegetable ''Chard'', I know it''s a bad name, but I liked the name so meh)


    "Huh? Shard? Never heard of it?"


    "Of course you haven''t! I lay low! Someone as strong and beautiful as your mother would probably make the world go crazy, ya know!"


    Celeron laughed at his mother''s antics. She finally showed her kind side to him but she still wouldn''t ever stop being proud. He wanted her to train him, she was so strong, but he also kind of wanted to wait till the Saiyan saga so he could get a challenge.


    But then, he asked the question that had been on his mind for a few months - "Mom! Am I a normal Saiyan..?" He asked, he felt like he wasn''t. Firstly, his power level raised at levels that was basically off the charts, it wasn''t on the level of ''high talent''. Talent didn''t factor someone''s growth that much! Talent could be overcome. Secondly, his ability to learn techniques was also off the charts. He had always learnt every technique instantly as if an instinct! But that could be labelled to his genius mind. Thirdly... how come... his Ki kept going crazy? Like it was trying to be uncontrolled and just destroy everything?


    "Huh? You still don''t know? Guess I forgot to tell you? You''re a Legendary Super Saiyan!"


    "HUH? I''M A LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN? WHAT ABOUT BROLY?" He asked, completely baffled at how that was possible.


    "Huh? How do you know Broly? Eh, never mind, it doesn''t matter. Anyway, Broly is a Super Saiyan Berserker! He has broken amounts of Ki and get''s stronger much faster, well if he at least tried to train he would. Anyway, he gets stronger and stronger as he fights. Being a Super Saiyan Berserker means insane raw power but it also means that you always have an impulse to destroy, and this impulse can''t be controlled at all. The best thing to do to a Berserker, is just to put them out of their misery..."


    "Oh. So what can I do?!" He asked excitedly.


    "Well both of your powers are legends from the Saiyan race. There has only been two Berserkers in the history of the entire race, including Broly. And there has only been three Legendary Super Saiyans in the history of the Saiyans, including you and me."


    "What? What? What? You''re one too?! Is it like some bloodline thing?! That''s kind of cool! Will my kids get it too?!"


    "Wait, stop asking questions! Firstly, I need to tell you about what you can do. The Legendary Super Saiyan is represented by pure, black Ki. However, you always have a feeling to just let loose right? To use your full power in every movement, but of course, if you did that, you would be exploding planets everywhere you go."


    "Mmm, yeah! I get that feeling whenever I learn a technique using Ki or something! And so?"


    (Legendary Super Saiyan is shortened to Legend now.)


    "Well, a Legend has an absurd level of raising their strength. But yours is the fastest I have seen. You don''t even know what your doing and your power level still rose like that! Admittedly, it was quite a small rise in power, but still it was fast! The problem with Legends though, is that their Ki control is absolutely shocking. It''s terrible. Absolute crap. After you get stronger and stronger, the feeling of letting loose gets stronger and stronger."


    "Oh, so you can''t control your Ki to go inside you? And so you can''t reach the level of Gods and Angels and that stuff? You can''t use divine Ki properly?"


    Shard gave him a weird look, as if asking how he knows all this. But she just carried on, "Yeah, and why I''m telling you all this is, because you can fix it. And, before this, I need to tell you that, talent does not mean everything, talent is just how fast your power level can rise, not how fast you can comprehend techniques. And so - you have two options:


    To lower your talent by a bit and fix your Ki control, allowing you to get much stronger in the future!


    Or!


    Keep all your talent and let your Ki run rampant, never progressing further in strength, and destroying every planet you step foot on to!


    (Yes! Broly does exist! Also, I know that this whole chapter was complete and utter bullshit, but I was bored so y know.)

 13 Fixing Ki

    "The first option!" Celeron shouted righteously.


    "Yeah, well, obviously. Going around and destroying stuff randomly wasn''t REALLY an option."


    Celeron nodded in agreement. Then, he asked, "how can I fix my Ki control then?"


    "It''s going to take a while. The stronger your Legend powers, the longer it will take to fix. So, basically, the more talent you have, the harder it is to fix. And your talent is the best I''ve ever seen!"


    "Huh?! How long will it take???" Celeron said, feeling sad about being talented now.


    "I''m not sure but it could take a minimum of a few years! And you''ll need to stay with me and train. You have the time, right?"


    "A FEW YEARS?!.... but you''re right, I do have the time. Okay! I''ll do it, but I''m going to teleport to my wives once in a while."


    "Ooo! You''re growing up! Sure, go visit then whenever. I just need to stay with for as long as possible so your Ki doesn''t ''act'' up."


    "Tch, you''re lucky you have a good teacher like me... Then let''s start!" She said, grinning.


    After a while of explaining, Celeron and Shard went outside, onto the other side of the planet. They stood on barren land. Shard told him to throw Ki at her. And so, Celeron repeatedly threw his Ki blasts at her. He paid close attention to the Ki that was leaking out of his blasts, which was definitely not supposed to happen! He watched how the Ki ''shifted'' in place, like it was a balloon with holes in it.


    He slowly realised what she meant by ''destroying everything you step foot onto''. Since his Ki was leaking out of his blasts, it was basically spreading out everywhere, and if he used Pump Up to enhance his muscles, he''d either tear his muscles apart or completely crush whatever he was stepping on, due to the Ki spreading. It basically makes every action you do, uncontrolled.


    And by ''not progressing'' she meant how you wouldn''t be able to have perfect Ki control. Which basically means no Super Saiyan Blue. SSB is achieved by keeping your Ki inside your body and so it doesn''t leak out even a tiny bit. How could you keep your Ki in your body, if your Ki was constantly shifting around?


    Celeron realised now, that there really was only one option. To keep his Ki from becoming even more volatile, he would have to watch his Ki blasts closely and find any patterns in how the Ki shifts and spreads.


    And so!


    ¡ª


    1 YEAR INTO FIXING KI- Age 751 May 8th


    Celeron had found over a hundred patterns by now. His Ki had made a slight improvement in its leaking, but was nowhere near being fully fixed. Celeron had also found Android 21 and added her to his harem! She really was beautiful! He had found her when Goku had destroyed the Red Ribbon Army! She was running through the forest and had fell over, spraining her ankle. Celeron had ''found'' her coincidentally and then teleported her to Bulma''s house, where he helped her injury and gave her Eternal Youth, leaving 8 Eternal Youths with him.


    He had explained to her about the harem, and she said it doesn''t matter since she would love him even if he has other women. Then of course - he took her virginity as soon as she said that!


    2 YEARS INTO FIXING KI- Age 752 May 8th


    Celeron had made much more progress than before, he had found two hundred patterns this year! In total, he had found over 300! His Ki had improved quite alot. But still... nowhere near enough! Nothing else noteworthy happened...


    3 YEARS INTO FIXING KI- Age 753 May 8th


    Celeron had discovered two hundred patterns again this year, still going slow... he had over 500! His Ki leaked a lot less since 3 years ago, but it was still only a fraction in the big picture. Apart from the 22nd World Martial Arts Tournament, nothing happened.


    4 YEARS INTO FIXING KI- Age 754 May 8th


    Celeron discovered around 450 patterns this year! In total, he had discovered nearly 1000! He was making progress - big progress! His Ki had a visible difference now, it was much easier to control, but it was still shifting and leaking a lot. Apart from Kami restoring the moon on Earth, nothing else that could affect him, happened.


    5 YEARS INTO FIXING KI- Age 755 May 8th


    He had made over 300 patterns this year, it got less? His Ki had acted up when he wasn''t focusing and his mother had helped to keep it down. Well, he still made progress. Around 1300 patterns in total. His Ki had gotten worse due to the acting up, but it went back to normal after a while and it even improved some. Nothing eventful had happened.


    6 YEARS INTO FIXING KI- Age 756 May 8th


    He had made a whopping 700 patterns this year! 700! In total, he had over 2000 patterns adjusted! His Ki was getting better and better! He was really excited for the day he finished this ''fixing'', he would probably be quite a bit stronger than he was 6 years ago!


    And finally! This year something happened! Videl was born! That''s another girl for his harem! Well, not yet... after she grows up. And the 23rd World Martial Arts Tournament happened! But that''s not really important.


    7 YEARS INTO FIXING KI- Age 757 May 8th


    This year, he had made 1200 patterns. His Ki was getting much less volatile now! In total, he had over 3200 patterns! Nothing really eventful happened though. Well apart from the first Saiyan to ever get bored from training! If this can even be called training? Celeron was starting to get bored of this tiresome ''fixing''...


    8 YEARS INTO FIXING KI- Age 758 May 8th


    This year, he had made 1800 patterns... he had over 5000 patterns now! His Ki was much easier to use and suppress now! And, only one thing that could be called eventful happened. Gohan was born.


    9 YEARS INTO FIXING KI- Age 759 May 8th


    This year, he had made 1800 patterns once again. He had over 6800 patterns now! He could see the patterns getting harder and harder to spot! He could see his Ki leaking less and less! But he was bored! So bored! Nothing happened this year.


    10 YEARS INTO FIXING KI- Age 760 May 8th


    This year, he had once again made 1800 patterns! Was this a limit of some sort? Now he had made 8600 patterns! He could feel that he needed less than a year to make the Ki stop leaking fully! He was nearly there! But he was still bored! So, so, so bored! Nothing happened this year too.


    11 YEARS INTO FIXING KI- Age 761 May 8th


    He screwed it up! He did! He wasn''t focused enough! He unsuppressed his Ki just for a moment, and then it went crazy again... he only fixed 400 patterns this year... he had a total of 9000 patterns. Next year! Definitely, next year!


    12 YEARS INTO FIXING KI- Age 762 May 8th


    He had finished!!! Finally! He made 1000 patterns this year! Now he had a total of around 10000 patterns! His Ki definitely wasn''t leaking anymore! But for some reason... HE HAD TO STAY THERE! His mother said to spend some more time on thoroughly checking for any patterns. He knew there wasn''t going to be any, he tried so hard!


    Apart from that, a lot had happened! Raditz had attacked Earth! Goku died like how it normally happened. Gohan began survival training, while Yamcha became a professional baseball player. A few months later: Krillin, Yamcha, Tien, Chiaotzu and Yajirobe were training at Kami''s Lookout.


    12.5 YEARS INTO FIXING KI- Age 762 November 1st


    He had finished checking! He was 100% finished. He was pretty lucky that his mother told him to check! He had found two patterns that he missed, in the first month of checking! But for the rest of the months, he found nothing. But he knew, he was definitely finished! His Ki wasn''t leaking at all! No leaking! Zero! And he felt much stronger than 12 years ago! He didn''t know how strong though... he couldn''t really measure it anywhere...


    And apart from that, Goku has nearly finished King Kai''s training, if that means anything? Also! Vegeta and Nappa would attack Earth in 2 days! Celeron would be there to watch! He couldn''t really fight, he would probably accidentally kill them, he hadn''t adjusted to his new power yet.


    ¡ª


    Celeron lay on the ground. He breathed heavily. Not from physical exhaustion but from the mental exhaustion! Doing the same thing over and over for more than 12 years definitely took its toll on his mind. He was a Legendary Super Saiyan, but that didn''t mean he was invincible.


    Shard walked up to her now 26 year old son. Somehow, Shard still kept the appearance of a 20 year old young lady. Celeron also had the appearance of a 20 year old young man. They looking extremely similar, one would think they were siblings, rather than mother and son.


    "You finished fixing your Ki. How do you feel?"


    "Accomplished."


    Celeron had been doing the same thing over and over for 12 years. His mentality had definitely changed from this. He was much more patient, and he wouldn''t just give up on something straight away. He had matured.


    "That''s how I felt too. But mine only took around 7 years, while yours took more than 12."


    "Mom... I have a question. How do you look so young?!"


    "Ooh. Are you complimenting me? But anyway! Eternal Youth! Perk of being a Legend!"


    ''Wait? So I have Eternal Youth twice? What the hell does that even do?'' Celeron thought.


    "Mom! Want to go with me to a planet called Earth?!"


    "Eh, no! Go yourself! I can''t be bothered!"


    "Eh, why??? I''ll come back and visit at times though! Bye!" He said, teleporting but not before hearing his mom shout: "Bring your wives next ti-"


    Celeron teleported to Bulma''s energy signature. Turned out they were all just eating food. After they realised he was there, they all were about to jump on him, until they realised they had food on their laps. So they just smiled and talked to him for a while.


    Celeron has frequently visited them. The last time he had seen them was a few days ago! He teleported to check up on them, but he didn''t stay long, only a few times did he stay to do some ''things'' with them. Or just to go shopping or eat at a restaurant with them.


    Celeron was excited for this month! He would be able to fight Frieza! There was finally a good challenge!

 14 A Stronger Saiyan Invasion

    After Celeron woke up two days later, he straight away using his Ki sense to find the highest Ki on the planet. When he did, he teleported to it and found Piccolo and Gohan together.


    They looked at him in shock, they eyed his tail, and then Piccolo scowled as he said, "Why is there only one of you, Saiyan?!"


    Celeron hadn''t expected this, "Umm! I''m not evil! I''m Goku''s friend!"


    "Hmph! Like I''d believe you!"


    Piccolo got into a fighting stance when he suddenly sensed two really high power levels from the sky in East City.


    "See! They''re the evil guys!" Celeron said before quickly teleporting to Nappa and Vegeta. He saw their spacepods rushing down into the city. If they landed, they would destroy a building or two and even cause some deaths!


    Celeron wasn''t a saint, but he didn''t want them massacring people from Earth! Yes, only Earth. He was a biased person, what could he say?


    Celeron jumped in front of the space pods, stretching out, using one of his hands and of his feet to catch the space pods. He let himself get slightly pushed back so Vegeta and Nappa inside wouldn''t get hurt. After all, he wanted to see a good fight!


    Celeron jumped down to the ground, accidentally creating a crater, he wasn''t used to the power he had.


    "Leave! Everyone! These are aliens, they''ll probably kill you if you stay here!" He shouted as loud as he could. People had heard bangs anyway, so they all had run off in the first place. But he shouted just to make sure.


    The space pods opened as Vegeta and Nappa coughed and said, "What the? Hell?"


    As soon as they got out, they saw Celeron smiling goofily at them. "Hello! I''m Celeron, a Saiyan!"


    "Huh?! Why is there another Saiyan alive?!" Vegeta roared.


    "Look, look! There''s a Saiyan, Vegeta! And it''s not a Kakarot!" Nappa said.


    "I''m here because you were about to kill people from this planet! I don''t want that! All I want, is to see you fight ''Kakarot''!"


    "Kakarot? The fight would end too quickly! And who are you to be able to tell me what to do! You''ve only got a measly power level of 1500!" Vegeta snarled, while checking his scouter.


    "Oh, but like the other people on this planet, I can suppress my power level. I''m not used to my power yet so I might accidentally kill you. I''ll just show you a fraction." Celeron said, clearly proud of his superiority over Vegeta.


    Celeron powered up slowly to 40,000. More than double Vegeta''s full power.


    "WHAT?! I-I-It''s more than double my power level!" Vegeta said, his eyes widening.


    "What! No way, Vegeta!" Nappa shouted.


    "B-But I''m the Prince of All Saiyans! I''ll get stronger than you!" Vegeta roared indignantly. He was completely unwilling to submit.


    "Sure, sure! But go now. Shoo. Make it a good fight!"


    Vegeta glared at Celeron as if telling him that he would surpass him sooner or later. After Nappa and Vegeta left, Celeron teleported to Gohan and Piccolo. They both looked at him and then looked back towards Vegeta and Nappa who had arrived a second ago.


    Celeron just walked further away from where they would fight and sat down cross-legged. Gohan and Piccolo just stared at him in shock, he said he was a good guy... WHY ISN''T HE HELPING? Or maybe he was just really weak? But he had a tail, he was a Saiyan! He couldn''t be weak, right?


    But they had bigger problems to worry about right now than if a Saiyan could be weak or not. Or if Celeron was good or bad. They looked back towards Nappa and Vegeta. And then after a while of boring blabbering. Nappa finally took out the Saibamen. He put green ''seeds'' into the ground and covered them with dirt. Then he poured some sort of green liquid over it.


    And then! 6 Saibamen popped out of the ground! They looked disgusting! However, Celeron wasn''t really watching. He was more interested in just trying to use weak kiai flicks at the ground. Celeron hadn''t expected it to be THIS boring. He thought that since he had watched the anime and read the manga of Dragon Ball Z, that he would be able to watch it and compare it. But they just kept blabbering! And even if they did fight, there were literally in slow motion! So weak!


    And then Krillin arrived. Nappa scanned their power levels and they were all around 1000. From weakest to strongest: Gohan, Krillin and then Piccolo.


    As the Saibamen started to circle them, 2 other energy signatures got closer and closer until they arrived. It was Tien and Chiaotzu. And a few seconds after that, Yamcha arrived.


    They all gave Celeron a weird look, they didn''t expect 3 Saiyans to come! They thought it was only 2! And Celeron definitely looked the part, he had his Saiyan armour on...


    Celeron just laid there, asleep, waiting for Goku to arrive or something.


    Tien fought the first Saibaman. Easily beating it. Vegeta then kills it since it was so weak. After a while; Tien, Chiaotzu and Yamcha had been killed, either by Saibamen or Nappa. And the only people left alive were Krillin, Piccolo and Gohan.


    Vegeta worked out that Goku was the Kakarot that he was looking for. So he announced that they would wait for 3 hours for him. Vegeta had been taking looks at Celeron for a long time now. But this time, he slowly and quietly walked up to Celeron, who was supposedly asleep. He was going to make a Ki blast in his hand and put his hand towards Celeron''s throat.


    But he didn''t expect Celeron to jump up as soon as the Ki blast was actually made. Vegeta threw it in a panic, completely missing and making it zoom into space. Celeron gave Vegeta a death glare, as he walked up to him and said, "The hell are you doing? Are you suicidal?"


    Celeron was getting bored anyway, he finally had something to do! He wasn''t really asleep, he was just daydreaming about fighting strong people.


    Vegeta slowly backed up, sweat pouring down the side of his face like a waterfall. Celeron smirked as he thought of something interesting...


    He went behind Vegeta at a speed that couldn''t seen by anyone there! And then he whispered into his so only he could hear, "I''m going to make you stronger! Don''t tell anyone!"


    Then Celeron punched Vegeta in the back, breaking a few bones. Celeron didn''t allow Vegeta to react as he kicked his head. Making him fall straight to the ground, face first. Celeron activated his Celery Sword, and cut off Vegeta''s arms. He stomped on his legs, crushing every single bone in them. Nappa, Piccolo, Krillin and Gohan just watched in fear and horror at this torture.


    Celeron turned Vegeta over, showing his muddy and bloodied face, and then whispered, "I''ll heal you now, eat this!"


    Vegeta was obviously going to open his mouth to say something like, ''Fuck you, I''m the Prince of blah blah.'' But as soon as he opened his mouth, Celeron took out a senzu bean from one of his three bags and shoved it in his mouth. Vegeta choked on his words as he accidentally swallowed the senzu bean. He grabbed his throat as if thinking it was poison. And then he realised... his injuries were healed! And he felt much stronger! If his power level before was 18,000. Now it was around 40,000!


    Vegeta looked at Celeron in part confusion, part fear, part gratefulness, but mainly part hatred. Celeron didn''t ever think he would see any gratefulness from the Saiyan Prince, seen as how he was portrayed in the anime.


    He leaned to Vegeta''s ear who was now sitting up, "Now you''re stronger than before, you''ll be able to defeat Kakarot!"


    Vegeta humphed as he said even more pridefully than before because of his newfound strength, "I would beat Kakarot even without your help!"


    Celeron just laughed in response. He had gotten what he wanted. He had made things more interesting! But he knew that Goku would surely die. So he was going to help Goku too! He was going to empower them both and see what this leads to! The Z-Fighters would probably get much stronger too. After all, it''s just how the Dragon Ball Multiverse works. They won''t ever, ''completely'' fall behind Goku and Vegeta. It''s ''anime logic'' you could say. Except this was in reality.


    Vegeta smirked at Nappa, who was still looking in fear at Celeron. Everyone was looking at Celeron in fear. Well apart from Vegeta obviously.


    (Nappa had destroyed the cameramen in this, before Vegeta got a Zenkai boost. No one on TV saw Celeron do what he just did!)


    Vegeta laughed and looked at Celeron as he said, "A worthy rival for the Prince of All Saiyans! Tell me! How did you make me stronger? Was it that bean''s doing?"


    "Huh? I''m not telling you! Go work it out yourself, ''rival''!"


    Vegeta''s face contorted into one of disbelief, "WHAT?! I thought you were helping me ge- I mean, I demand you to tell me!"


    "I refuse. I''ll tell you later! I''m going now! And the three hours you were waiting for are up! Tell Nappa to fight! Don''t fight until Kakarot comes, unless you want to die."


    Vegeta grumbled in annoyance at his final words. Then Vegeta just said, "Nappa. Go!"


    Celeron teleported away as he sensed Goku''s Ki signature come out from under Korin''s tower. He teleported to Goku who was freefalling from the sky and asking Korin for some senzu beans. "Yo, Goku! Korin!"


    "AAAA! Oh it''s just you, Celeron! Wait, why do you look exactly the same??" Asked Goku curiously.


    "Eternal Youth!" Celeron said, surprised that Goku remembered him after over a decade.


    When Korin saw Celeron, his eyes widened. He recognised him as that kid who was the strongest person he had ever seen! Including the Saiyans who just arrived on the planet! Korin heaved a sigh in relief. He had wondered where that child had gone, or if he was good or bad. Turned out he was on their side! Probably?


    As Celeron freefalled down next to Goku, he told him, "I can make you stronger you know, so you can beat the Saiyans!"


    "Nah, that''s fine, I''m plenty strong! And I want to use my own power!"


    "You know... one of the Saiyans is much stronger than you are. Even if you multiplied your strength by 3 or 4 times, he would still be stronger than you! And if you can''t beat him... the whole planet would be destroyed!"


    Goku was so shocked at the new information he just got. Three to four times?! That means even his Kaioken wouldn''t do a thing! He called his nimbus over as he rode on it while Celeron flew by the nimbus. Goku then asked,


    "Then... how do I get stronger?! I want to save everyone!"


    "You can get stronger by letting me use my method! I can''t tell you what it is though... oh and by the way! You can''t save everyone. Three of your friends have already died! And the only ones alive are the green one, the bald one and the little kid that looks like you."


    Goku stayed silent for a while, his face slowly turning into one of rage. He then pleaded to Celeron, "Make me stronger, please!"


    Celeron hit the back of his head, making him fall unconscious. He then grabbed him by his arm as he threw him into the ground, luckily they were above a wasteland. He picked him up from the crater in the ground and slammed his again and again. So many bones broken in his body and blood everywhere. He slapped Goku, which didn''t wake him up. So he tried the thing he saw Bulma do in the anime, "It''s time for dinner, Goku!"


    Goku instantly woke up and then started to scream from the pain. Celeron''s mind was spinning. He really woke up from that sentence, how was that even possible?! Then Celeron realised, Goku was still feeling the pain. He quickly fed him a senzu bean and said,


    "Sorry, my mistake! But you did get stronger, so there you have it! And for the time I wasted, I''ll teleport you to the battlefield! Oh, and don''t tell anyone I made you stronger!"


    Goku was still dazed from the pain, but after he recovered, he definitely stronger! Much stronger! Goku believed that Celeron wouldn''t purposefully hurt him, Celeron fed him a senzu bean after all. Wait, how did Celeron have a senzu bean anyway?


    Celeron grabbed Goku as he teleported him to the fight...

 15 It鈥檚 the same?!

    Everyone who was fighting, literally froze. They turned their heads to the people who just came, and they all shouted either ''Kakarot'' or ''Goku''. Vegeta could tell that this person was Kakarot. He had a tail after all, and he definitely wasn''t Celeron.


    Piccolo had died while Celeron went to Goku. He had sacrificed himself for Gohan. Celeron wan''t standing next to Goku when he teleported so nobody realised he was back to the sitting spot he was in before.


    Goku then powered up to his 100%, making debris float into the sky.


    "Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?"


    "IT''S OVER 17,000!!"


    "What?? 17,000?! There''s no way that can be right? Can it?!!"


    And then- Goku fought Nappa and easily knocked him out, well at least he thought. When he turned around to Vegeta, Nappa went running towards Krillin and Gohan to kill them. Goku panicked and used his Kaioken to boost his speed. He basicslly teleported to Nappa and kneed him in the back, breaking his spine.


    Goku grabbed Nappa and threw him in front of Vegeta. Nappa was begging for mercy to stay alive but Vegeta just threw him into the air and destroyed him with a single blast.


    Goku told Gohan and Krillin to go to Kame House which they did. Goku and Vegeta went to some place further away so the dead bodies wouldn''t get damaged. But both of them stopped mid-air when they heard a voice say, "Wait! Goku! Show me your Kaioken one more time?"


    "But Celeron, that''s going to waste my energy!"


    "Don''t worry, I''ll give you a piece of a senzu bean after."


    Goku quickly used Kaioken and punched the air a few times before turning it off. "Was that okay?"


    "Yes! Thank you, here catch." Celeron threw the piece of senzu bean and walked away, completely ignoring Vegeta''s ''rivalry'' glare. Goku ate the senzu and then went to Vegeta to fight, while Celeron went a bit further away.


    Celeron slowly copied what he just saw. And then! He was encased in a glowing, red aura. "Kaioken!" He shouted. "Kaioken x2!" "Kaioken x20!" This had some strain, but it was nothing much for Celeron, it was probably because his body wasn''t used to the technique! Celeron had suppressed his Ki to 5 at the start, so now it was 100. Luckily, the only person who noticed was Goku with his Ki sense.


    Celeron then started to go from Kaioken all the way up to Kaioken x20 so he could get used to it more. Just because he had a strong power level didn''t mean that he was used to the technique. Slowly, he got adjusted to the technique and was able to effortlessly use Kaioken x20. He didn''t really want to try above x20. He felt like the strain would multiply by a crap ton! Maybe that''s why Goku didn''t use above x20? Apart from the x100 in the Lord Slug movie, but that''s non-canon.


    Celeron then thought of something. He tried to feel the tingling in his back for Super Saiyan. It took him a while, since he had to be a ''gentle'' Saiyan to have more S-Cells and Celeron was anything but gentle. When he focused his power into his upper back, he felt something and then he added more power. And then he felt like he could ''multiply''. He knew that it was Super Saiyan! Well for him, it was probably some sort of Legendary Super Saiyan.


    Anyway, he definitely wasn''t going to do it here! If he used his full power, he would probably destroy the whole wasteland! Celeron then remembered, Goku and Vegeta were fighting! He excitedly walked over to see what was the outcome of the fight where he had buffed up Goku and Vegeta.


    And when he got there- he saw Krillin standing over Vegeta, ready to kill him, but the injured Goku was talking about sparing him and reforming him and all that. Celeron was so confused... what happened? Wasn''t this EXACTLY like the anime? What the hell?! What happened to his ''interesting outcome''?


    A while ago...


    Vegeta turned into his Great Ape form and laughed at Goku who was screaming in pain in his hand. He squished him and crunched his bones. But then! Yajirobe came out of nowhere and just sliced his tail off!


    Vegeta dropped Goku as he turned into his human form. He was breathing heavily, he was absolutely furious. But instead he laughed, "I can still kill you all in this form!"


    And then- he got a Spirit Bomb to the face, Goku had given it to Krillin to use it at the right time. Vegeta got injured but not by much. He got even more angry now, veins popping out of his head. Then he walked up to Gohan who was unconscious on the floor! And he saw that the little shrimp had regrown his tail!


    Vegeta would be able to beat Gohan''s Great Ape form even in his injured state but he would have to use a lot of his energy! So he was about to cut Gohan''s tail off, it was too much trouble. And then! Yajirobe, the party-pooper, once again cut Vegeta on the back! Vegeta hunched over, he was absolutely delirious with rage now. This fatty! He just wouldn''t stop getting in the way!


    Vegeta walked up to him and kicked him in the face, making him fly straight into some rocks. Vegeta walked up to the already bleeding Yajirobe and started to repeatedly punch him in the face. Krillin just watched on in horror.


    Then, as if remembering something, Vegeta ran to Gohan, who was already half way through his ape transformation. A few seconds later, Gohan went crazy and started to smash everything! And from his tall height, Gohan was able to see a shining, red aura in the distance. He found it a very ''appealing'' thing to destroy. So he walked that way. Vegeta was confused at why Gohan left. But he breathed in relief that he had left.


    "HAHA! Your ape has ran away! What will you do now?!"


    "Gohan! Come back!"


    Krillin shouted but Gohan couldn''t hear his feeble voice, he was already far away now. And then Goku''s voice sounded out, Gohan somehow heard it this time. And Gohan paused as he turned around and started to smash his way to Vegeta. Vegeta''s eyes opened in horror as he ran away, he wasn''t sure if he would win with that cut on his back that he got from the samurai.


    But , of course, Yajirobe was still trouble even after he was left bleeding on the ground. Vegeta would have gotten away, if it wasn''t for the meddling katana that he just cut his leg on in his panic! He wasn''t paying attention to anything but the ape. And now he had an injury on his leg! He was doomed! He then tried to think of something... and he did!


    He tried to use Krillin''s Destructo Disk to cut off it''s tail. And it did! He was lucky that Gohan literally walked into it. Vegeta would have missed if it weren''t for the mountain on Gohan''s left that he had to smash.


    Back to the present...


    After Vegeta had left in his space pod. Celeron asked for a recounting of the events from Krillin. And he got it. Celeron was so confused. Such bullshit coincidences! He never really got his ''interesting outcome'', it was exactly the same! But he knew that there should be some big differences when they go to Namek! Vegeta and Goku will be much stronger, which also means the Z-Fighters will get stronger. Celeron realised though, Goku and Vegeta would probably catch up to him soon if he didn''t start training! Goku would get that absurd Zenkai on Namek, which will probably be even more absurd since he has a higher power level. Same with Vegeta, he has a higher power level too!


    Celeron wasn''t going to waste senzu beans on these people. So he just grouped them up and picked them up, one on his back, and another on each shoulder. He left Yajirobe, the guy would probably get a senzu bean from Korin anyway. Celeron dropped them off at Wukong Hospital. He just left them outside as he didn''t want the hassle. But then he heard a voice whisper, "Thank you."


    He smiled as he teleported to Bulma in Capsule Corporation.

 16 Ultimate Technique

    After a few days of messing around at Capsule Corp. He went to Bulma. He told her how there was Saiyans who attacked and they got defeated. He told her to wait and then he quickly grabbed Nappa''s space pod and brought it to her, she still liked technology and gizmos and stuff like that. So he just gifted her it and told her which buttons meant what, he was a pro at this stuff! He had his own space pod at one point after all.


    After asking Bulma if she had a dragon radar. She got one out of her drawers and gave it to him. She had made 4 in total, just incase one broke or got lost. One of them was on Goku, if he hadn''t lost it already. Now Celeron had one. And the other two stayed in the drawer.


    Celeron thanked her, giving her a goodbye kiss and explaining to her how he may be gone for around 2 months. "Okay, I''m going now! Don''t forget to tell the others too!"


    Celeron then teleported to Wukong Hospital, where the plebs were. He saw that Korin, Yajirobe and Mr Popo were also there, Popo was talking about a Namekian spaceship or something. ''Oh right, I''ll go to it instead of Bulma''.


    "Mr Popo, I''ll go to it and check if it works. My wife, Bulma, is from Capsule Corp and she would be able to fix it even if it''s broken."


    "Who are you, may I ask?"


    "Celeron. Their friend." He said pointing at the plebs in hospital beds.


    After Krillin and Goku confirmed it. Celeron went with Mr Popo on his magic carpet. All the way to the valley where the Namekian spaceship was. After a while of walking, they finally reached it. Celeron walked up to it as he said, "Mr Popo, how do we open it?"


    Celeron already knew but if he just said it, he would definitely seem suspicious. Mr Popo then stood underneath the spaceship next to Celeron as he said, "Piccolo."


    After they got into the spaceship and tested it out by using voice commands to get back and from Jupiter, Celeron grabbed the spaceship and took it to Capsule Corp for reconstruction.


    After telling Dr Brief about the reconstruction, he went to Gohan and Krillin, who just got discharged from the hospital, and told them that they both should get ready for Namek in 5 days as the spaceship would be fixed by then.


    After all of the Namek ''preparation'' was ready. Celeron went to Mr Popo on The Lookout. He wanted to learn Kai Kai! That was basically teleportation but without the need of an energy signature, there was no limitations that he knew of! Well apart from not being able to teleport out of the Evil Containment Wave.


    Celeron was in front of Mr Popo (who magically travelled from the valley to the Lookout in an extremely short amount of time)now as he said, "Mr Popo, can you show me your instantaneous movement? I want to analyse it."


    "Huh? You may." He said before teleporting backwards.


    Celeron watched carefully and then after a few seconds, he teleported all around the Lookout.


    "You''re quite talented. Just like Korin said."


    Celeron just thanked him as he went off on his way. He wasn''t going to train his Ki or strength. He was going to train his techniques! He was already plenty strong, well at least he thinks he is.


    Celeron flew to a wasteland. He stood in the middle of a few rock mountains. For today he was going to train his Kai Kai to be more accurate in its teleporting. He started off by teleporting on top of one mountain and to the next and the next and the next. In a few minutes, his short range teleportation was literally perfect! He could teleport more than a few kilometres away into the exact position he wanted! Then he started to teleport from West City to East City! He didn''t really care if people saw him, they''d seen aliens and stuff anyway. Who cares if they saw a person teleporting, right?


    Anyway, after around 2 hours, he had perfected his mediumish-range teleportation. He started to teleport from his home planet to Earth again and again. It was really inaccurate. At the start, he was missing the point he wanted to teleport by hundreds of meters. But by the end of the day, he was able to teleport from planet to planet only missing his destination by around a meter. It wasn''t perfect, but to fix the long-range teleporting all he had to do was put his fingers to his forehead anyway. He had trained his Kai Kai, since against people who specialise in speed, he may not have the time to put his fingers up to his forehead. Plus, Instant Transmission uses Ki (although a tiny amount) and Kai Kai doesn''t!


    Celeron used Kai Kai to teleport back to Bulma''s room as he fell asleep, his wives joining him later.


    After Celeron woke up the next day, he ate his usual breakfast, which didn''t even fit on the table. After finishing his breakfast, he showered, brushed his teeth and all that stuff, before teleporting to the same wasteland he was in yesterday. Today, he was going to train his Celery Charge! It would only improve in time by fractions of a second. But even that could make a huge difference in a battle where people were going at speeds so fast that you couldn''t even see them with your eyes anymore.


    And so, it was standard training for this technique. All he did was just waste his Ki and go from planet to planet at his highest speed to waste his stamina, then use Celery Charge to instantly refill. He did this again and again. The mental exhaustion was unbelievable by the end of the day. Imagine getting completely drained so you could barely move and then getting your stamina back instantly, before getting completely drained again. Repeating this for the whole day...


    After Celeron woke up the next day and did his daily routine. He went to the wasteland to train another technique. This time, it was going to be: Celery Sword! This was one of his favourites. Don''t get him wrong, he wasn''t a psychopath, but he just loved the feeling of slicing through things without resistance. Like rocks and trees. Bodies? Not so much.


    Celeron couldn''t train this much. Well apart from manipulating the shape into different weapons, and the accuracy of his projectiles. But his accuracy was already pretty good, he had trained in martial arts after all, giving him good physical coordination skills. After manipulating the shape of the sword and getting comfortable with a lot of the shapes, he found the one he liked best. It had a tiny different design though. It started off dark gray on the edges and went to pitch black with little white stars randomly dotted everywhere. It looked so badass! Plus, it even shot out either white or black mini-swords that exploded on contact!


    (Search ''Violent Fierce God Slicer'' on Google Images, and its the first one. Except Celeron''s goes from dark gray to pitch black and has little white stars dotted everywhere. Like the sky at night.)


    Celeron woke up the next day, ready to train another technique. He teleported to the wasteland as always and was about to think of a new technique to train. When he realised that he couldn''t! Celery Cannon was pretty hard to train, he would probably blow up a bunch of planets. And Kaioken, he had trained that a few days ago. Instant Transmission wasn''t really needed anymore too! He realised that he didn''t have many techniques. Well he did, but most of them didn''t have a name. Like the finger beam he did to blow up the moon a while back, he just labelled it as a normal Ki attack.


    And so! The solution was - to make a new technique!


    Anyway! He had a basic idea. He was going to create an ultimate attack! Like the Spirit Bomb! Except his wouldn''t take like five thousand years to charge up. It was going to basically be two huge balls of Ki that would be thrown forward and stay in mid-air. They would automatically absorb Ki from the enemies and the surroundings! He had discovered this when his Ki was leaking. He didn''t fully understand it yet, but when there is a place with no Ki, it would ''absorb'' Ki. It''s like a funnel? Anyway, forgetting the technicalities, the huge ball of Ki would absorb a crap ton of Ki and then Celeron would be able to absorb it to use one super duper huge move!


    In summary, It was basically a move that absorbed Ki from everywhere, including the enemies, to empower one final attack! However the attack would take half of his whole Ki in total!


    He couldn''t really practice this move though... but he was able to use it. He tried a mini version of the move using a fraction of a percent of his total Ki. Two baseball-sized balls of Ki were in hands and joined up in the air to create a beachball-sized ball of Ki. It quickly absorbed Ki from everywhere, growing ten times bigger than it was before. It then suddenly became more concentrated until it was ping pong ball-sized and then it travelled into Celeron''s chest.


    Instantly, Celeron was encased in a light gray aura that turned darker and darker towards the edges, until it was black. Celeron felt empowered, he could do a normal punch but that would be a waste! He could move around in this empowered state, but he would still have his normal speed. Celeron just tapped the ground with barely any power behind it, creating tiny cracks on the ground around his finger. The aura was only used up if Celeron thought of it as an attack. Celeron didn''t know why that happened, but he was pretty happy. So the tap didn''t get empowered if he didn''t want it to.


    This time, Celeron tapped the ground again with the same amount of more power, thinking of it as an attack. The ground cracked much more this time. After the timy bit of dust cleared up, Celeron was completely shocked. What the hell was that?! That''s a pretty overpowered ultimate attack! Or maybe he was just that strong? He didn''t really have an estimate of his strength anyway.


    Celeron thought for a moment before thinking,


    "I''m going to name my ultimate attack - Celery Absorption!"

 17 Celeron鈥檚 First Transformation

    After a few days, it was now the day that Krillin and Gohan would go to Namek! He wasn''t going with them on the spaceship though. Celeron said bye to his wives and thanked Dr Brief as he left with the Namekian spaceship in hand. He was moving at a speed so fast that people weren''t able to see him or the spaceship.


    After a while, Celeron reached Kame House. He just left the spaceship outside with a note on it saying, "Spaceship for Krillin and Gohan, password is ''Piccolo''" and then it had a list of commands on the note. It was spelt in words they could read, but the words when read out, were in Namekian.


    Celeron teleported to Elder Guru on Namek. When he reached there, Elder Guru turned his head down and said weakly, "It''s you."


    Celeron felt pretty bad. When he visited last time, Elder Guru was weak but he wasn''t this weak! Right now, Elder Guru''s voice made him sound like he was on the brink of death! Elder Guru had unlocked some of his potential for him! That had helped him so much...


    "Elder Guru, you''re dying! Is there anything I can do to help you?"


    "No... my time has come. So I shall die. There is no reason for me to live. I have already used my time up."


    Nail gritted his teeth at the back of the room. Celeron could hear the grating of his teeth from a few meters away.


    "Then, Elder Guru, I will save your planet and people from their destruction. Frieza is coming."


    "I see.... I had a foreboding feeling that something bad was going to happen soon."


    "Huh! Frieza?!" Nail shouted in panic.


    Celeron was pretty surprised that the Elder Guru knew that something bad was going to happen! That''s some intuition!


    "But you know. If I fight Frieza, the planet will probably be destroyed. So I will wish for a new Namek, is that fine?"


    "...It is fine. But please make sure it does not affect any of my children."


    "Sure, sure. Anyway, Frieza is going to be here in around a month. So I''m going to go checking out some villages."


    Elder Guru just lightly nodded in response. Celeron was about to walk away when he heard Nail say, "you''re not strong enough! Frieza is the emperor of the universe you know! The universe! He''s way too strong for you!"


    "Actually, I''m more than two times stronger than him at my full power. And that''s just in strength, not including my techniques."


    "Huh? Two times?! Show me! I won''t trust you with this planet''s fate if I don''t believe your strong enough!"


    "Nail."


    "Show me how strong you are!"


    "Nail!"


    "Let''s fight! Right now!"


    "NAIL!"


    "Ah I apologise, Great Elder Guru, I got carried away."


    Celeron was surprised, Guru actually got angry!


    "I''m sorry for Nail''s behaviour, please forgive him."


    "It''s fine, don''t worry about it. I''m mainly here since I want a good fight anyway. Well, I''m off now, bye!"


    Celeron teleported away, leaving Nail fuming in anger. Celeron was in one of seven Namekian villages.


    "Oh! It''s Celeron!"


    "Ah! Hello Celeron!"


    "Welcome back! Are you visiting again?"


    Celeron had good relationships with the Namekians. He had talked to them a lot that time he had come to get the dragon balls. Admittedly, it was over a decade ago, but even then, the Namekians RARELY had any visitors on their planet, so of course, each one would be hard to forget.


    Celeron smiled as he returned their greetings and told them he was sorry for intruding but he had some business with the Great Elder, and needed to stay here for a month. The Namekians, as kind as they were, readily welcomed him into their homes. Celeron chose one of the people he had liked talking with, and settled into their house with them. He didn''t really need a bed, so he just slept while leaning against the wall, he was used to bad sleeping conditions due to his home planet anyway. And then...


    Age 762, December 18


    Celeron woke up from his sleep, every other Namekian had woken up already. They woke up quite early, Celeron wondered how they could go through the day with only that much sleep. Anyway, for the past few days, Celeron was so excited! Because today, Frieza and his minions would arrive!


    Celeron walked outside as he flew into the air, and just as expected. Around 30 minutes later, he felt a huge energy signature surrounded by some smaller ones. This was definitely Frieza! Celeron teleported to where they would land as he waited there. And after a bit, the spaceship landed and the door opened. Out came Frieza in his little floaty chair, Zarbon and Dodoria on his right and left.


    Frieza looked quite shocked at Celeron''s presence on Namek. He had only expected Namekians and he had got a Saiyan!


    "Who are you? How did a monkey get onto this planet? And with only a power level of 5000!" Frieza laughed while checking his scouter.


    "I''m here to fight you!" Celeron said, the hunger for battle evident in his eyes.


    Celeron let his Ki rise to its max. Zarbon''s and Dodoria''s scouters exploded, as Frieza said in shock, "One million, two million, three, four..."


    Celeron kept going until he hit his limit. Then he stopped as Frieza said, "5,600,000! How did you get such a high battlepower, filthy monkey?!"


    Celeron laughed as he said, "This isn''t my maximum power! You know, I am a Super Saiyan! Actually, I''m even beyond the normal ''Super Saiyan'' that you believe isn''t real! I am a- Legendary Super Saiyan!"


    Celeron put his power into the tingling sensation in his back. Then black lightning started appearing from the sky, making craters every time a bolt hit the ground. Celeron''s hair started to shift from black to gray. Then the ground started to break into pieces as it lifted into the air. Celeron laughed as his transformation was finally complete!


    He felt much, much stronger! He felt like he could crush a few dozen planets with just a single finger! Frieza''s scouter had shattered a long time ago, when Celeron''s power had peaked at 560 million!


    (The scouter works up to exactly that number, plot convenience.)


    Frieza backed up in horror as he started to transform into his final form and powered up to 100%. He only had a measly power level of 120 million...


    (And btw this is the last power level, after this, no more power levels!)


    Celeron was in front of Frieza in an instant. He knew that the tyrant would probably try something like blowing up the planet. Celeron grabbed his head and smashed it into his knee. And then he realised.. he was way too strong!


    "Ah! I''m sorry, I''m sorry! Wake up! I thought you were stronger!" Celeron screamed in desperation. Where was his fight?! The fight he had waited for a month for?!


    After a bit, Frieza woke up as Zarbon and Dodoria just sat in the corner, staring at the wall, not wanting to anger the Saiyan than he already was!


    "Oy, Frieza! Why are you so weak?!" Celeron shouted in anger.


    Frieza flinched as his face turned into one of disbelief, and then shifted into anger, "HUH?! You filthy monkey! I''ll kill you!"


    "Wait, I forgot to ask. What''s my power level in my LSS form?"


    "I won''t tell you! Fuck off, stupid ass gorilla!" Frieza said in defiance. Well at least Celeron upgraded from a monkey to a gorilla.


    "Then I''ll just kill you. You know, in hell, you will stay their for eternity being surrounded by dancing, happy animals playing their trumpets?"


    Frieza''s face once again changed, this time into one of horror. Frieza really had a rough day, what a rollercoaster of emotions... He coughed before saying, "I''m telling you because I, Lord Frieza, felt bad for you being born as a gorilla. Understand?"


    "Sure, sure. Just tell me."


    "560 million."


    "Not bad... thanks peasant, as a reward, I''ll fix your disfigured face. Here, catch." Celeron said as he threw over a senzu bean to the peasant.


    "The hell?! You''re a peasant! You filthy monkey! I exterminated your entire race, and you''ll be next! And I don''t want a goddamn bean! I''m here to collect my immortality!" Frieza screamed in rage. The ''emperor of the universe'' was on the verge of blowing up everything in sight. He was sick of this gorilla!


    "That bean will heal your ugly face." Celeron said nonchalantly, as he stared at Frieza curiously, as if finding a new toy.


    Frieza chomped on the bean, the gorilla would have killed him if he wanted to. There was no need for poison. Frieza then felt his crooked nose and broken jaw, fit back into place, miraculously and completely healed.


    "Gorilla! Where did you get this bean?" Frieza asked, still marvelling at its effects.


    "Huh? There''s no more! You don''t get healing beans like that easily y'' know!" Celeron lied, somehow tricking an experienced liar like Frieza.


    Celeron then sensed three energy signatures coming towards the planet, two were together, and one was separate. It was Gohan, Krillin and Vegeta! For some reason, Cui wasn''t following Vegeta, maybe he got destroyed by Vegeta before he even got in the space pod?


    "Okay, peasant, I''m going to go now! And remember, don''t kill any Namekians, if you do kill even one, I''ll come straight for you! If you want the dragon balls then only threaten them, don''t touch any one of them! You''re strong so you could just make them fall unconscious straight away." Celeron said in a commanding voice.


    Frieza just looked away in annoyance, as he grunted. Celeron wasn''t sure if it meant ''Whatever'' or ''Fuck you''. But he didn''t care, he could just wish the Namekians back!


    And so, Celeron went to fly up in the sky as he observed what his changes did to the original story.

 18 Good or Bad?

    Celeron stayed in the sky for a while, until he got annoyed. Vegeta was just standing still, thinking. Celeron flew down to Vegeta, who jumped back in shock and shouted, "It''s you!"


    "Yep, it''s me! And stop standing around, you''re being boring! Frieza''s already got 4 dragon balls by now!"


    "What?! Four!! I''ll kill him!!!" Vegeta screamed while checking his scouter to find Frieza, Dodoria and Zarbon, but his scouter broke instantly since Frieza was in his final form and his scouter was a low-tier one anyway.


    "Fuck! I''ll have to sense their Ki then. Earth really gave me some nifty abilities! Hahaha!" Vegeta grimaced before cockily laughing.


    Vegeta was just about to fly off when he heard Celeron say, "No killing or hurting any Namekians! You''re strong enough so just make them unconscious."


    "Why the hell do you care about some crappy Namekians?!" Vegeta hissed.


    "I''m their protector. Kill them and I''ll chase you everywhere you go." Celeron replied, slightly annoyed at how he could be so rude.


    "Well... fuck off!" Vegeta flew away.


    Then, Celeron went back to surveying in the sky, teleporting to places wherever there was any action. Then he saw a Namekian break Frieza, Zarbon and Dodoria''s scouters. Celeron forcefully stifled his laughter. It was funny how a random Namekian was able to destroy the "emperor''s" scouter. And he was in his final form too! Although only at around 5% of his full power.


    Celeron knew what was going to happen next, Frieza would probably try to kill the guy just from anger. Celeron smirked as he shoved a senzu bean into his mouth but didn''t swallow it. He quickly teleported in front of Frieza as soon as he shot the beam, he created a thin layer of Ki so the beam only went as far as his back, and didn''t pierce straight through him, hitting the Namekian.


    And then- Celeron had a huge hole in his chest! He quickly swallowed the senzu bean as he coughed out blood. A few seconds later, his injuries were fully healed! And he felt much stronger! The celebratory look on Frieza''s face turned into one of horror. Frieza turned around as he tried to escape by flying straight into space and away from the planet.


    But, why would Celeron let him? Celeron just teleported in Frieza''s path and kicked him straight into the ground, creating an enormous crater. Frieza was only using 5% of his power, but now even if he tried to power up, he wouldn''t even be able to because of the injury he received from that kick.


    Celeron made sure to kick him away from the village so no damage was done to Frieza. Frieza''s eyes were darting around everywhere, looking for something to help him escape, his eyes finally landed on Dodoria and Zarbon and then the Namekians in the village.


    Dodoria and Zarbon looked at each other and darted straight to the village to look for a hostage. But they didn''t expect to intercepted by Vegeta, who just stood there, smirking with his arms crossed.


    "Move, Saiyan! Go bring us a Namekian!"


    "Huh? Go kill yourself! Actually.. I''ll do it for you!" Vegeta cockily said. A second later, Vegeta was standing over the unconscious bodies of Dodoria and Zarbon, their faces all scrunched together.


    Gohan and Krillin couldn''t look any more, those punches to the face looked painful as hell!


    "Thanks pleb!" Celeron said.


    "HUH?! Shut up, low-class!" Vegeta screamed back.


    Celeron then walked into the crater, and asked Frieza, "Peasant, why haven''t you tried to blow up the planet yet?"


    "Filthy gorilla, you''d probably stop me anyway! I''ll kill you!!"


    "Haha! You''re right, I would! Here, eat this senzu bean, one more time of you trying to touch a Namekian or blowing up the planet or villages or anything. I''ll murder you."


    Frieza just paused and then nodded. Celeron put the senzu bean in Frieza''s mouth as he whispered to himself, "I''ve wasted two whole beans on you! You owe me for not killing you!"


    After a few seconds, Frieza maniacally grinned as he was healed up. Frieza dusted himself off, and slowly walked to his subordinates, who had woken up, and said, "Let''s go. For the other dragon balls."


    Gohan and Krillin were just sitting behind the rock looking at each other in confusion and fear, Krillin then whispered,


    "I thought he was on our side!"


    "I think he is? Like probably in the middle? Since he did beat up Vegeta too and healed him!"


    "Or maybe he''s on our side but he just likes hurting people."


    "A sadist?"


    Celeron had heard this conversation and felt quite offended. He''d rather not be known as a sadist. After a while, Frieza had left the village after getting the dragon ball. Then a Namekian walked up to Celeron and asked harshly,


    "Celeron, friend, why are you helping the enemy?"


    "He only wants to use the dragon balls? And my job is to protect you people, not your dragon balls."


    "I suppose... but he is taking them forcefully! Does that not mean anything?!"


    "Well, he is an evil person, what do you expect..? I''m not good or evil, I''ll just complete my side of the deal and nothing more! Well, I''ll also do things that interest me too. Meaning I''ll probably kill Frieza when I''m bored of him."


    "I see, we had thought you were going to help him and not us. Then, thank you for helping us."


    Celeron just smiled at how benevolent their race was. If someone said all this to him, no matter how strong they were, he''d slap the shit out of them! Celeron felt like he should appreciate them more...


    After a bit more talking, he teleported behind Gohan and Krillin who were still behind the rock. "Yo! How long are you going to stay here?"


    "AHH!" Gohan screamed, before calming down and saying, "Oh it''s you! The good and bad guy!"


    "Huh? I''m good and bad? What the hell?!"


    "Ah! I''m sorry! Please don''t hurt me!"


    "I''m here to talk to you since I''m bored..."


    Then Krillin interrupted the conversation as he said, "You know, there''s an evil galactic tyrant on the planet. I''m pretty sure this is no time to be talking!"


    "Well, I''m going to go talk to Vegeta then. Bye!"


    Celeron teleported away, leaving Krillin and Gohan even more confused at whether he was or wasn''t on their side. After Celeron teleported to Vegeta, he found him looking for the dragon ball in a village of unconscious Namekians.


    Celeron just laughed loudly at how he couldn''t make the Namekians tell him where it was. Vegeta heard the mocking laughter from behind him, he swivelled his body towards the source frantically, and he found Celeron there just laughing at him.


    "The hell do you want, low-class?!"


    "I''m here to talk, I''m bored! Stop looking for the dragon ball, it''s in that wall, just ''slide'' the wall open."


    "Huh, it really is! Fuck you for telling me! I mean, thanks."


    "Haha, very funny! Okay! Now go throw it in a lake so Frieza won''t find it. And then go kill the green guy and the pink guy!"


    "Don''t tell me what to do! That was my idea anyway!"


    Vegeta flew over to a lake where nobody was around and carefully threw the dragon ball into it before quickly flying away from it. Then he sensed the Ki signatures of Dodoria and Zarbon who were both together. And Frieza, who was in his spaceship. Probably with the 5 dragon balls, he had already.


    Dodoria and Zarbon had finally finished getting the sixth dragon ball from the village! These people were tough nuts to crack! There was a few annoying Namekians with power levels of around 3000! Dodoria and Zarbon wouldn''t lose to them, but it was a bit harder to make them all fall unconscious without hurting them when they were outnumbered 5 vs 2.


    And after they had finally been beaten, they had to spend a while to find the dragon ball, while worrying that the annoying Namekian Warriors would wake up!


    Vegeta flew straight in front of them and blocked their path as he mocked and threatened, "You took your damn time! Hand over the dragon ball or die!"


    "What? Don''t get cocky! With your power level what can you even do?!" Dodoria said while putting the dragon ball onto the floor.


    Vegeta laughed for a while before confidently smirking and saying, "I... am much stronger than before! I''m the legendary Super Saiyan! Come!"


    Vegeta lunged at Dodoria at a speed that he didn''t expect, Vegeta punched him in the stomach, instantly making him spit out saliva everywhere. Vegeta''s smirk widened even more as he punched him in his face. He grabbed Dodoria''s arm and threw him in the air, ending his life with a Ki blast.


    Vegeta then turned his towards Zarbon who barely had any time to react to what just happened. Zarbon knew he couldn''t kill Dodoria that fast and easily, so he ran away, ran as fast he could! Vegeta just chuckled at his futile attempt to save his life. He then just burnt him into ashes with a Ki wave.


    Celeron watched what just happened in interest. It seemed Vegeta was quite a lot stronger than in the original story! Celeron knew that Frieza would probably call the Ginyu Force after he realised that his subordinates weren''t coming back.


    He wanted to see how Vegeta would fare against them with his current power. And even if he lost, Celeron would save his sorry ass just to see how strong he would get from another Zenkai. He wanted to see if Vegeta could really become a Super Saiyan? What would happen to the original story then?


    Celeron couldn''t wait to see what would happen...

 19 Ginyu Force

    After a while of Vegeta screwing Frieza over and Gohan screwing Vegeta over, Celeron felt 5 evil Ki signatures coming towards the planet. He excitedly teleported to where they landed, they landed next to Frieza!


    Celeron laughed when he saw the look of horror on Vegeta''s face after he had sensed Ginyu''s Ki. It was much higher than Vegeta''s.


    After they came out of their pods, they started to do their traditional poses. Even making Frieza blush in embarrassment. After the Ginyu Force left, Celeron went up to Frieza as he asked,


    "So these are your elites, huh?"


    "Gorilla! Don''t mock me!"


    "What?? I meant it seriously?!"


    "Why don''t you go burn in hell, seriously?!


    Celeron just left, leaving Frieza fuming in anger. After Celeron teleported, all he saw was the Ginyu Force standing there, smug about stealing one of the dragon balls off of Gohan, Krillin and Vegeta, who had all made an alliance.


    Gohan and Krillin just stood there, confused and unbelieving at what just happened. Next, the little green dude, Guldo, stopped time and stole another ball. Celeron was surprised, he wasn''t affected by it but he did feel a little ''strain''. Maybe Guldo''s ability doesn''t affect people a lot stronger than himself?


    After a bit, Guldo started to fight Gohan and Krillin together. Vegeta and the Ginyu Force just watched. And soon, Gohan and Krillin were about to be killed by Guldo since he had stopped time and was going to pierce them with a sharp wooden log!


    And out of nowhere, Vegeta just came and sliced Guldo''s head off. Surprisingly, Guldo was still alive, his head could still speak!


    "Huh?!! That''s not fair! It was supposed to be me against them! You were supposed to wait!"


    "Hah! Idiot. Everything is fair in a real battle!"


    And then Vegeta just finished the job by blowing up the green head into smithereens.


    The Ginyu Force were pretty startled at what just happened, to say the least. They sent out Recoome, the orange hair, to fight Vegeta this time. Vegeta powered up, shocking all of the Ginyu Force at how he had hidden his Ki.


    Celeron was pretty bored by now, he had seen this before in DBZ! Then Vegeta suddenly launched himself at Recoome with a Ki blast in his hand and smashed it in his face. Not even being able to react from the sneak attack, Recoome''s body fell to the ground, his head missing.


    The Ginyu Force were so angry now! They knew Recoome would lose, since his power level of 42,000 was crappy compared to Vegeta''s power level of over 53,000! But still, Recoome had been instantly and ruthlessly killed without hesitation by Vegeta!


    "What?! I''ll kill you, man!" Shouted Jeice in anger.


    "Jeice, stay back! I''ve got this... he''s too strong for you!"


    Ginyu walked forward, as he stood still and then started to power up. Vegeta couldn''t be confident anymore, he was thinking of ways to beat the person in front of him. He couldn''t think of anything though... this guy had a power level nearly 3 times bigger than his own!


    Celeron was eager to see what would happen now! Would Vegeta think of something or would Celeron have to save him? He didn''t really mind either way, but he''d rather not waste another senzu on Vegeta.


    Vegeta wasn''t able to think any longer as Ginyu jumped straight at him! Ginyu grabbed Vegeta''s head and kneed him straight in the stomach, straight away making him cough out... blood!


    Krillin and Gohan grimaced at how serious that injury must have been. Vegeta tried to fly upwards to get out of distance, but when he tried, Ginyu grabbed his leg and slammed him on the ground again and again and again. After a while, Vegeta had broken bones in nearly every part of his body. He was staying alive through sheer willpower, and even Celeron was surprised at how he could endure all that pain!


    Ginyu then laughed as he said, "This is what you deserve! This is for Recoome and Guldo!"


    And then Ginyu looked straight at Gohan and Krillin whose faces clearly portrayed their helplessness. Ginyu then said, "I''ll finish off what Guldo started too!"


    He jumped at Gohan, not allowing him to react as he picked him up and threw him at Krillin. The sheer force that he threw him at, left both Gohan and Krillin half-dead on the floor.


    Celeron suddenly felt an energy signature! He grinned, knowing that it was Goku. Finally! He wanted to see his power in Super Saiyan, he doubted he would get a good fight, but it was worth a try?


    Ginyu, Burter and Jeice''s scouters also picked up an energy. Everyone snapped their heads to see a bright, red aura getting closer and closer. A few seconds later, Goku stood over Gohan''s half-dead body. Goku fed Gohan a senzu bean, making him get up and shout at how it really was his dad. Then, Krillin and Vegeta also received a senzu bean.


    As Goku started to fight Burter and Jeice, Vegeta wasn''t paying attention, he was just shocked at how high his battlepower was, in his mind he thought, ''What?! Could I... could I be the Legendary Super Saiyan?! The only one since a thousand years!!"


    Vegeta started to laugh wildly, drawing everyone''s attention towards him. Then he looked at Burter''s and Jeice''s unconscious bodies on the floor and started to shout, "Hahaha! You, low-class Saiyan, Kakarot, I''ve surpassed you in every way! I am now... I am now... THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN!!!"


    Vegeta started to power up to his maximum. Ginyu watched on, his face slowly contorting into one of fear, "380... 400... 420... 440- no way! A p-p-power level of o-over 440,000!!"


    Ginyu grabbed his comrade''s body as he turned tail to go alert Lord Frieza. He ran as fast as he could without looking back. Vegeta just laughed at how the tables had turned. Goku just looked on in surprise, Vegeta felt more than two times stronger than him! Goku smiled at how he wanted to fight him now, but he had bigger problems - Frieza.


    Celeron flew to the ground as he grabbed a frog and followed Vegeta who was chasing Ginyu.


    Vegeta stood in front of Ginyu who was backing away in horror. Vegeta then said, "Tell me everything you know about Frieza and I''ll let you go!"


    "Huh?! Never! I wouldn''t ever betray Lord Frieza!"


    "A pity... Then die!"


    Ginyu panicked and used the only move he had which could make a difference.


    "CHANGE!"


    A yellow beam came flying out of Ginyu and went straight for Vegeta. Vegeta just confidently smirked and crossed his arms to take the attack head on. And then!


    A frog fell from the sky, right in the path of the beam. The beam hit the frog, making the whole area blinded by a gleaming, yellow light. A moment later, Ginyu''s body was leaping around like a frog, while the frog''s body just looked around, as if confused.


    After 5 minutes, realisation punched Vegeta in the face.


    "H-huh?! I nearly lost?! No! I''m the legendary Super Saiyan!! It wouldn''t have affected me! I''m the strongest Saiyan! The Prince of All Saiyans!!!"


    Celeron just laughed as he floated down in front of Vegeta, who looked surprised at how Celeron had been there.


    "You dropped the frog?! I didn''t need your help, you low-class! I''ve surpassed you and have become the legendary Super Saiyan!!"


    "Okay, cool.... Anyway, don''t go to Frieza yet, he''s way too strong for you."


    "Pfft! I''m a legendary Super Saiyan! I can defeat anyone!"


    "Shut up, you''re annoying me now! I was trying to save you. I don''t care anymore!"


    Celeron just teleported behind Vegeta and hand-chopped his neck. Then he charged up, about to fly away and leave Vegeta''s body on the ground. But then, Celeron went back to Vegeta.


    He went up to Vegeta''s body as he stood above it... he then punched him in the face. That would definitely form a bruise! Celeron was annoyed at how cocky he got, so he just taught him a lesson. Celeron flew away this time, leaving Vegeta there. After he reached the area where the fight was happening before, Goku, Krillin and Gohan weren''t there. So he just used his Ki sense to find that they were about to face off against Frieza! Already!


    That escalated way too quickly!

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    Then he saw Krillin floating in the sky before exploding.


    ''WHAT THE FUCK?!'' Celeron screamed in his head.


    How did Krillin still die?! Admittedly, Celeron was going to set up Krillin''s death in the first place but he didn''t even need to do anything!


    Celeron was pretty pissed. It was going the same way as the story!


    And a few minutes of lightning later, Goku turned into a Super Saiyan. His power level of 200,000 turning into 10 million. Nowhere near enough Frieza''s 120 million. Celeron then released his Ki up to 7 million as he went up to Goku and said fight me first.


    Everyone was clearly surprised at how Celeron just popped out of mid-air. And Frieza just looked on in amusement at what he was doing.


    Goku then confusedly said, "Celeron? Why should I fight you? I''m going to get revenge for Krillin!"


    Celeron laughed as he said, "You''re too weak. Frieza is around 12 times stronger than you. You can''t even touch him."


    "What?! But... still! I don''t care!"


    Celeron just scowled, he was pretty annoyed. So he just lunged at Goku while activating his Celery Sword. Goku wasn''t able to dodge in time as he didn''t expect it. Celeron was able to stab Goku through the shoulder.


    Everyone apart from Frieza''s eyes widened. They all panicked at how even in his Super Saiyan form, Goku lost. Frieza then laughed evilly as he shouted, "Is this it? A ''Super Saiyan''?"


    Frieza tried to Death Beam Goku in the chest to finish him off, but was stopped when Celeron deflected it, leaving his hand with a painful burn mark on it. Celeron glared at Frieza as he whispered, "This is my fight, interrupt again and I''ll kill you."


    Frieza just grunted in annoyance and nodded, promising himself that he would kill Celeron one day. Celeron took his Celery Sword out of Goku''s shoulder, making Goku jump back.


    "Why?! Why are you doing this, Celeron?!"


    "I''m making you stronger."


    Celeron then let his Ki go to his max in his base form, 12.5 million. Celeron was way too fast for Goku now. He just teleported behind Goku and stabbed him again. And again. And again. He was out of Super Saiyan a long time ago. Goku was bleeding out and would probably die any second now. He grabbed Goku and teleported to Frieza''s spaceship and just threw him into the healing pod. He''d rather not waste a senzu bean on him.


    Celeron killed everyone in Frieza''s spaceship so no one would injure Goku. He then teleported back to where he was before and just said, "Now wait for a few hours."


    Gohan and Dende (he is now here because Gohan and Krillin met him in a Namek Village at some point idk - plot convenience) gawked in shock at Celeron.


    Frieza just shouted in annoyance before also sitting down. "Don''t tell me what to do, gorilla!"


    And so, they sat there for a few hours, Frieza getting more and more impatient. And finally, Celeron got too bored. He couldn''t handle it!


    "Peasant, let''s spar!"


    "Huh? What did you say gorilla?"


    "I sai-"


    Celeron was interrupted by a Death Beam going straight through his heart, Celeron looked down at the hole in his chest and just laughed, coughing out blood at the same time. Frieza just tilted his head to the side in bewilderment. How come he wasn''t crying and despairing? Frieza then saw Celeron gulp down as if swallowing something in his mouth.


    A second later, Celeron''s injuries had fully healed.


    "GORILLLLLAAAAA! You lied to me! You had more! Where did you get them?!"


    "Oh right, I said it was the last. I forgot."


    "Tell me!"


    "I got them from Korin''s Tower!"


    "What kind of planet is that?"


    "It''s a tower. That''s on a planet."


    "And the planet''s name is?"


    "I dunno. I forgot."


    Celeron then just finger beamed Frieza in the chest and said mockingly, "Revenge! Haha!"


    Frieza''s face contorted from the rage he felt as he coughed blood out while saying, "Y-ou! Ho-w dare y-ou!"


    Celeron just smacked Frieza on the head, making him sink straight into the ground. Frieza was in his final form, but had only powered up to 10%. That meant he had a battlepower of only 12 million currently. A bit less than Celeron''s full base of 12.5 million.


    Celeron had caught Frieza off-guard just like he had been caught off-guard. Celeron then held out a senzu bean in his hand as he said mischievously, "I''ll save you... if you be my subordinate! I have a wish saved from the dragon balls from a long time ago. Do you want to live or die?"


    "Y-OU! F-IL-THY GO-RI-"


    Frieza was cut off when he suddenly fell to the floor from the blood loss, he couldn''t talk anymore and he could barely move, he was alive, but would die in a minute or so.


    Celeron then said seriously, "Nod for life, shake for death. And by the way, if you''re my lackey- I mean subordinate, I''ll save you from dying from other threats too, like Goku for example. And you won''t be able to betray me."


    Frieza didn''t move at all, he was unwilling to reply. Why would he, the emperor of the universe, submit to anyone?! Celeron shook his disappointedly as he said, "A shame..."


    Frieza then thought about what Celeron told him about hell, and his eyes widened. Frieza weakly nodded his head up and down as fast as he could, he knew Celeron could be lying, but he''d rather not be surrounded by happy midget animals singing and dancing around him for eternity.


    Celeron grinned as he used his wish that he had saved all those years back. It turned out it could work in non-Namekian. Lucky him! ''I wish for Frieza to be unable to betray me in any way even if he is dead or alive, forever."


    But nothing happened, until a voice similar to Porunga''s sounded out. ''That wish is beyond my power.''


    ''Why?''


    ''Frieza is unwilling, and he is stronger than me. If he is willing, I can grant your wish.''


    Celeron glared at Frieza and menacingly said, "Last chance. If you''re unwilling, it won''t work, you''ll die then."


    Frieza huffed in anger, before nodding his head in confirmation that he was willing now.


    Celeron wished once more, ''I wish for Frieza to be unable to betray me in any way even if he is dead or alive, forever.''


    A few seconds later, Porunga''s voice sounded out, ''Your wish has been granted.''


    Celeron then felt something going out of his body. It felt like the ''wish'' stored in his body just disappeared. He then looked at Frieza and quickly fed him a senzu bean. He was literally on the brink of death.


    Frieza got up as he said, "Gorilla! Just because I''m below you in status won''t mean I can''t surpass you in strength! When I''m strong enough, I''ll kill you and finish off the remnants of your puny race."


    "But firstly, your new name whenever your with me is, Peasant. Understood?"


    "And your name is Gorilla!"


    "I should have wished for complete obedience. He can''t betray me but I can''t control him. How depressing..."


    "See! Gorilla, your pea-sized brain can''t even wish for something properly. I''ll surpass you soon! And I''ll kill you!" Frieza maniacally laughed.


    Celeron just laughed as he said, "That doesn''t mean I can''t beat the crap out of you now you know. And you can''t even hit me back! Since it counts as betraying, haha!"


    Celeron walked up to Frieza and smacked him on the back of the head, making him fly off into the distance. Celeron quickly teleported in front of him before saying mockingly, "Sorry! You''re head is just really hittable, you know?"


    "YOU!" Frieza growled.


    And then, Celeron sensed Goku coming at insane speeds. Goku was much stronger than he was before! Still nowhere near Celeron though sadly. Celeron shook his head disappointedly as he thought, ''Ahh... I shouldn''t expect much from others. I''m just too much of a genius.. Well apart from Frieza, he can train pretty fast!"


    Celeron looked at Frieza with the eyes of a predator, making Frieza shiver and look back.


    "Y-You know I''m not a male or a female, so you can''t do that?"


    "What really?! Wait no! I don''t want to do that! I just want you to be my training partner!"


    "Are you serious, Gorilla?! You can''t be on par with the likes of me! I haven''t trained once in my life and I''m this strong!"


    "Yeah, and?"


    "You!"


    They both then remembered something, and just looked at Goku who was looking back at them, confused.


    "Celeron, are you two friends now..?"


    "No! He''s my lackey."


    "I''m not."


    "Oh, so he''s your lackey! Does that mean I still need to deck him in the schnozz or not?"


    "I''m not."


    "Yeah, I want you two to fight. You two are enemies. But I''m Frieza''s ally so I can''t let you kill him."


    Celeron then grabbed the Frieza by the tail and just threw him off the cliff, near to where Goku stood.


    "Peasant! Win and you shall be rewarded with the ability of Ki sense!"


    "The hell''s that?! And I''m not Peasant. I''ll allow you to call me Lord Frieza."


    "It''s basically what allows you to sense Ki. How strong people are, are they good or evil. Locating people. You can suppress your Ki too."


    "Oh! This is that ability that this monkey has right?"


    "Yeah, everyone here but you has got it."


    "Shut up. And you''re not rewarding me. You''re gifting it to me as I am your superior."


    Frieza then without warning used his finger to Death Beam Goku in the chest. Goku was lucky to dodge, he wasn''t expecting a sneak attack like that! Even though he dodged it from hitting his chest, it went through his right arm. He could feel his arm getting weaker by the second. He grimaced, he was at a big disadvantage by now...


    Frieza powered up to his full strength, Goku doing the same. Goku had a base of 6,666,666.666! And then he went Super Saiyan! Frieza''s pressure was completely engulfed by Goku''s battlepower of 333,333,333.333!


    Goku had a battlepower nearly three times as much as Frieza''s! Unless Goku was caught off-guard like before, which was basically impossible, Frieza wouldn''t be able to damage Goku a tiny bit.


    Frieza looked at Celeron who just looked back with a smirk that said, ''told you so!''

 21 New Objective: Elite Army

    Goku lunged at Frieza and punched him straight in the gut, making Frieza hunch over and spray saliva everywhere. Frieza couldn''t even react! Goku punched under his chin and sent him flying upwards. He flew above Frieza, brought his hands up really high and then... smacked him in to the ground, making a small crater!


    After the smoke cleared up, Frieza just lay there on the floor, bleeding and unconscious. Celeron expected this to happen but he was still a little disappointed. Goku was about to kill Frieza to get revenge for Krillin. But Celeron just lightly slapped him into the ground, and said, "Don''t."


    Celeron then said, "You''re too weak! Go take your spaceship and go to these coordinates to learn this technique-"


    After Celeron told Goku to go to Planet Yardrat, he then went to Dende and asked him to use the dragon balls so he could have his wish granted.


    "B-But, Celeron! Did you betray us just now?! Why did you help F-Frieza??"


    "Oh. He''s my subordinate now, so he won''t attack your planet or people."


    "But how do you know he won''t betray you?!"


    "I wished for it from Porunga a long time ago!"


    "Oh! I see...! Then I will help you wish for Porunga. We''ll follow you to the dragon balls!"


    And so- Celeron grabbed Frieza''s unconscious body, fed it a senzu bean and then dragged it as he flew towards the dragon balls, Gohan and Dende following him.


    And after a few minutes, they reached the area where the dragon balls were. They got there to see Vegeta poking and prodding the dragon balls as if they were broken. Celeron then said, "What are you doing, pleb?"


    Vegeta jumped back as fast as he could, then looked at them and said, "Huh?! What the hell! You beat Frieza before I, the legendary Super Saiyan, could do so?!"


    "You''re not. Also, Goku beat him, not me."


    "Huh?! Kakarot?! Is he a Super Saiyan?! But only I am!"


    Celeron couldn''t be bothered with this guy so he just teleported behind him and hand-chopped his neck, making him fall unconscious. After he did that, he then just told Dende to summon the dragon and stated his three wishes:


    - Revive Piccolo


    - Revive Krillin


    - Infinite Senzu Beans


    "Your wishes have been granted."


    Celeron didn''t really care about Piccolo and Krillin for now, so instead he just inspected the tiny, brown bag that had appeared in his hand. He opened the bag and grabbed out a bunch of senzu beans. They were endless! So now he had infinite senzu beans! The two normal bags on his waist weren''t really needed anymore so he just dumped the senzu beans into the infinite bag, along with the ones he just took out.


    He clipped the infinite bag onto his waist and grabbed Vegeta and Frieza''s bodies and hanged them off of his shoulders. With Kai Kai, he teleported to Krillin and then just grabbed him and teleported with him to Earth.


    After he dropped off Krillin, he went to Piccolo and grabbed him too. He brought him to Nail on Namek and just left him there. It was up to them if they fused.


    He then went to Gohan and dropped him off at Earth with Kai Kai. He waited for a few hours and then dropped off Piccolo (Nail) too.


    He then just say down and waited for Peasant and Pleb to wake up.


    While he was waiting... On Earth, Mr Popo collected the dragon balls and was going to summon Shenron. He made his wish: ''Revive Yamcha and Tien.''


    And then, Tien and Yamcha were revived. They both met up with Krillin, Gohan, Piccolo, Mr Popo and Kami on the Lookout, and then Krillin and Gohan recounted what had happened on Namek.


    Soon, Frieza and Vegeta woke up. Frieza looked at Vegeta in amusement as Vegeta glared at him like he wanted to kill him. Celeron then just simply said, "We''re going to go kill your father, Peasant."


    "Then let''s go, Gorilla!"


    "Low-class, Frieza has a father? How powerful is he?"


    "He''s called King Cold or something. Strong for you but weak for me, I guess?"


    "Haha, I am a Super Saiyan! I can beat his father easily!"


    Celeron then went with Peasant and Pleb on Peasant''s spaceship. His spaceship was huge! It had a bunch of different things inside. Like healing pods, armour, laser guns and all of that stuff. They didn''t really need it but there was plenty of things there, enough to make an army of a few hundred!


    That was Celeron''s goal. He was going to create the most elite army in history! With Peasant and Pleb, he was going to go around the universe, scavenging for a bunch of different races to recruit into his army. His army wasn''t going to be a simple one with only people of Raditz'' power level.


    They would at the minimum have a power level of over 10,000. And that was the minimum! But of course, Peasant and Pleb would stay as his Left Hand Man and Right Hand Man respectively!


    Celeron then remembered- Ginyu! He was still on the planet! All the other Ginyu Force members had been killed, sadly. Celeron left his two lackeys at the spaceship and told them to kill and dispose of any soldiers that were there already.


    After Celeron used his Ki sense, he found an unusually strong frog. He went up to it as he said, "Ginyu?"


    The frog suddenly jumped straight in front of Celeron and bobbed its head as if saying, ''Yes, yes! That''s me!''


    Celeron nodded in response as he brought Ginyu to his old body, which was still hopping around. He then realised that he couldn''t really get his old body back yet since the frog couldn''t talk. He instead quickly teleported to the ship and grabbed one of the soldiers that hadn''t been killed yet. He teleported back to Ginyu and wrote words on the ground as he commanded the soldier,


    "Say this word or die!"


    The soldier hastily nodded as he said,


    "Ch-Change?"


    Then a gleaming yellow light blinded everything. And suddenly, Ginyu was in the soldier''s body and the soldier was in the frog''s!


    But straight after that, Ginyu went up to his old, purple body and said, "CHANGE!" Then he was back in his old body! Celeron disposed of the soldier and frog, they weren''t needed anymore. Ginyu then asked, "Who are you? A new recruit of Lord Frieza''s?"


    "Me? No, he''s my lackey!"


    "What?! Lord Frieza?! A lackey? Impossible! I''ll kill you!" Ginyu said while doing his signature pose. He then charged straight at Celeron. He then went flying away from Celeron with a footprint on his armour.


    Ginyu had fallen unconscious from that kick, so Celeron just grabbed his arm and teleported to the spaceship.


    "Ohoho! You have Captain Ginyu! Now give him to me, he was my subordinate anyway!"


    "Yeah, yeah. I know, Peasant. But he''s gonna take care of all your other minions that are on your property while we''re travelling."


    "I see, that makes sense." Frieza said while completely adjusting to his nickname, ''Peasant''. W


    Vegeta just watched on in annoyance. He was being completely ignored!

 22 Planet of Giants

    (This chapter is completely experimental, it''s only to see what your opinions are on me starting this arc. I won''t do it if you guys don''t like it.)


    Some days later...


    Celeron, Peasant and Pleb were looking through the huge, curved window. They were looking at an absolutely massive planet, gray, brown, yellow and pink in colour. This planet was the first planet that they had sensed with good enough Ki signatures.


    Before finding this planet, they had been to lots and lots of other planets. Some of them had animals on them, but no intelligent species like Humans or Namekians. This planet most likely had some sort of intelligent speciessince there was huge Ki signatures that fluctuated a lot and would be impossible to obtain without proper training. Or it could just be a race of naturally strong animals.


    Celeron was pretty pumped for this! "I can''t wait! The last time I saw a species that could talk to me, it killed a planet of golems and nearly made me crap my pants! Hopefully this time''s gonna be different!"


    (I just realised, I keep switching between Peasant, Frieza and Pleb, Vegeta. I''m gonna use their real names now. But when they talk to each other, they will say Peasant, Pleb, etc.)


    Frieza and Vegeta just nodded at him with a knowing look. They hadn''t seen the ''monster'' or Nightmare as Celeron now calls it, but just from the way he described it and the look on his face, they could imagine it''s horror.


    Celeron was hoping he wouldn''t run into a Nightmare, or the Nightmare if there was only one of those ''things''. He pushed those thoughts to the back of his mind as they landed their spaceship on the planet.


    So far, they had zero soldiers! They were hoping for that to change after the visit to this planet. Well Celeron was, Frieza and Vegeta didn''t really care. They had gotten quite a bit stronger from training, especially Vegeta. He had abused his Saiyan Power, his Zenkai, until it stopped working for whatever unknown reason. He was on a completely different level from before! But sadly, he still hadn''t become a true Super Saiyan...


    He had been down for a while when he realised that he wasn''t a real Super Saiyan. Even the neutral Celeron couldn''t help but to feel gloomy in the depressing atmosphere. But that ''atmosphere'' quickly disappeared when Vegeta just got up and started screaming and roaring, thinking that was the way to become a Super Saiyan.


    Celeron didn''t tell him since it would make it too easy for him.


    Celeron and his two ''lackeys'' got out of the spaceship, setting foot onto the gray sand. Celeron wondered what it was with sand on every planet with sentient beings, he went to.


    The two subordinates followed Celeron as he flew his way around the planet, heading towards an area with some people. While flying, he saw a bunch of weird things. The water was pink and it was only in huge oceans! And there was lots of weird animals too, like a absolutely MASSIVE three-legged dinosaur with big buck teeth. Never mind that! There was lots of big, very big shiny pearl things hanging off the trees too! And in bushes! Plus they were edible! He knew that since he saw some enormous hybrid of a chicken, giraffe and elephant munch on one!


    After a short while of flying, they reached their destination! An enormous metropolis! Gigantic! Absolutely massive!


    It had massive skyscrapers reaching past the pink clouds and huge streetlights. One would think it was a city for giants! Oh...


    Walking around everywhere, were people of stupidly big proportions! Some of them male, some of them female. Some of them taller, some of them shorter. But one thing they all had in common was, they all had orange hair. What?


    Celeron looked in amazement at the giants! They all looked pretty cool in his opinion! They reminded him of true warriors with their gladiator-looking battle armour. The most common outfit he had seen was the armour, along with some brown gloves that had some sort of metal thingies on the knuckles. They also had shoes with these sharp spike things on them.


    They probably were a warrior race. A warrior race of giants! Celeron wondered if they were only as strong as he sensed or if they suppressed their Ki. He''d rather believe they weren''t, because if they were discovered by them now, they would have no way to escape.


    And so, they ran around the huge city, dodging any feet which would accidentally or purposefully try to stomp on them.


    Celeron was pretty amazed, there was a huge sign on a huge building, and the sign clearly showed that it was a weapon shop! Well, what else would a picture of a sword on a sign, portray?


    "Low-class! Let''s just recruit all of them!"


    "Huh? Monkey, stop being an idiot. They could be hiding their power." Frieza said, proud at the fact that he could sense Ki since a few days ago.


    "Both of you, shut up. If the giants see a random ''ant'' come up to them and start talking, they''ll probably try to kill it." Celeron announced, before saying once again, "But let''s do it anyway!"


    Celeron flew up into the air and went inside the weapon shop that they had seen before.


    After he went in, he saw what he had expected. A bunch of weapons on a rack. Except they were all huge, of course. Celeron flew onto the counter, and then stared at the bearded man who waited behind it.


    He then infused Ki into his voice as he shouted, "Hey, giant! Look down at your counter and don''t hit me!"


    "Huh? Who the hell was that?"


    "AT YOUR COUNTER!!"


    "Counter?" The giant looked down before his eyes widened and he said shakily, "The hell is this! There''s fucking mini people!!"


    "Yeah, I''m Celeron!"


    "You may call me Lord Frieza."


    "I am Vegeta. Prince of All Saiyans."


    "R-Really? W-Well I''m Enzo! Nice to meet you, little people!"


    "Huh?! Little people?! I''m the Prince of All Saiyans! What''s your battlepower, you weakling?!"


    "S-S-Sorry!! And, b-battlepower?"


    Celeron just looked at Enzo in confusion. Weren''t giants supposed to be strong, mighty warriors?! This giant completely contradicted his views of them. Celeron just shook his head and thought, ''Maybe it''s only this one.''


    "Sorry for my lackey''s behaviour. And battlepower is how we quantify our levels of strength."


    "Quantify.. Strength...? Oh! You mean ''Vigour''?!"


    "Vigour?"


    "Yeah! That''s how we quantify our strength! Like I have a Vigour of 63!"


    "Are you at your full power right now?"


    "Huh? No way! I''ve suppressed it down!"


    "What?! Can you show us your full power?"


    "Huh? Sure."


    Enzo started to power up, quickly surpassing Frieza and Vegeta''s base form and then slowly reaching up to Celeron''s. Enzo''s power finally peaked just over half of Celeron''s.


    Celeron was pretty amazed at how strong Enzo was! The guy had really suppressed his Ki down good!


    "Enzo, are you the strongest on the planet? What''s the planet called anyway?"


    "Me?! No way! I''m nowhere near being the strongest on Planet Hemoth. I''m just an average joe, I supply weapons for the people who fight in the war!"


    "War?"


    "Oh right, you''re not from here. The war is between my Behemoth race and the Nightmare race!"


    Celeron had a bad feeling, so he described the appearance of the ''Nightmare'' he saw to Enzo that day, and he replied with,


    "Oh! Oh! That''s a Nightmare! But that one''s scarier than any of the normal ones. So maybe it''s royalty!"


    "Royalty? As in a prince or king?"


    "Yup. Those guys are leagues above normal warriors. Plus they look suuuuper scary!"


    "That makes sense! And so, who''s winning this war? And why is the war happening?"


    "It was a draw. But now we''re losing by a landslide since a near-invincible Nightmare was born in the royal family!"


    ''Could it be the one I saw?'' Celeron thought.


    "When was it born?"


    "Like, maybe 20 years?"


    "Then no offence, but why is your race still alive since 20 years ago?"


    "Well, that Nightmare did whatever it wanted so our king was toyed around with for 8 years until the Nightmare went to go explore the outside world. And now the king is dying due to getting a really bad injury since the Nightmare came back a few weeks ago!"


    "I see..." Celeron confirmed that it was most likely or definitely the thing he saw on that golem planet. The dates all fitted.


    Well... that Nightmare guy had incredible power... a perfect opponent for a Legendary Saiyan!