Chapter 116: Inte Function
Half a month ago, after spending my e-wallet to buy a lot of building material in avish manner to build my city, a notification suddenly appeared inside my head.
Triring!
[Unlocked [New] Online Shopping function]
[Unlock Inte Function]
[Installing]
With thest buffering notification, all of a sudden, I could feel a mysterious connection between my soul and something further beyond the sky above me.
I hurriedly closed my eyes, carefully feeling this strange sensation that happen to me right now.
Somewhere beyond the sky of this world, I perceive a mysterious matter connecting my origin magic power with "something" that I couldn''t identify clearly with my sense.
Slowly, this unknown matter continuously roaming around my origin power inside my body as if scanning it.
I closed my eyes silently and trying to feel this connection.
I thought, maybe if I feeling this connection more carefully, I could see the identity of this "something".
I had a hunch, if I could identify this "something", I may perceive the one who gives me this mysterious, mythical ranked skill, Online Shopping.
But in the end, I ended up failing.
When this mysterious matter finished scanning my body and blend with my Origin magic, I can''t perceive the mysterious matter once again as if it hide from my perception.
Tring!
[Instationplete]
[From now on, you can buy a special SIM card and special devices for your electronic goods from Online shopping, to connect your device with the inte service]
[You can pay the monthly bill of the inte service via Online Shopping skill]
[Congrattion~]
Hearing the Inte instationpletion, I be very excited and start screaming!
[Yooooooshhhh!!!!!! Finally!! Finally, I can use the inte once again!!]
Hearing me abruptly shouting with ecstasy, some of the women not far from me, turned their head to check my situation.
But after realizing it''s just my usual "weird" antic, they lost their interest and resume their work at hand.
I embarrassedly scratched the back of my head and ran away back to my mansion.
''Anyway, since all the raw material is already stored in the warehouse, they don''t need me anymore. Let''s check this Inte function stuff!!''
Along the way, I met Silvi and Sofia, but I ignored them and continued running back to my mansion.
Upon arriving at my mansion, I realized my stupidity for not using the teleportation skill, and feel myself like an idiot, for running tiredly like a dog.
It seems my excitement paralyzed my brain at that time.
''Whatever, let''s check this stuff out!''
After sitting on the couch inside the living room, I take out my smartphone andptop, putting them on top of the table.
After that, I activated my Online Shopping skill, browsing it to find the new function.
It didn''t take too long for me to find the SIM card as well as the USB sh disk thing-like device on the top of the Online Shopping Skill interface, like an Ad.
Without hesitation, I order both of them.
Pluk*
As usual, a whirling ckhole-like thing suddenly appeared in front of me and spit out the package.
I opened it excitedly and get the SIM card as well as the USB sh disk thing-like device on my hand.
I installed the SIM card on my smartphone and connected the device thing to my Laptop.
Seeing the Inte icon changed, and indicated it connecting with an inte connection, named "ETHANIA", I rise from my seat and throwing my hands up excitedly
[Woooohoooo~~ I can connecting the inte in this another world!! As expected of Online Shopping Skill!! What a fearsome skill!! Hahahahah!!!]
[Wait]
[Who is this ETHANIA? it sounds like a person''s name, maybe she''s one of the goddesses? let''s ask this to Gaiater if I meet her again.]
[Come to think of it, where is this inte connecting me into? Don''t tell me, it''s just connecting into this world inte, does it mean it will be useless?!!! Since it''s only me that can browse myself on thework]
Thinking about the possible probability of this silly scenario, I hurriedly open the browser and type a Gluglu, the mainstream search engine on myptop.
Clik*
[Bambidi bambidu, please working and connects to the Earth inte!]
At the same time with my praying, the browser showed the Gluglu simple white, familiar interface on my browser tab!
[Huuuuraaaayyyyy!!!!]
I shouted excitedly like a child and hurriedly typing a random thing into the search engine column.
[Wanpiecetest chapter. It''s here!!! Hahahahaha!!! Gugh as usual it''s this pirated website that updated first. Whatever, let''s try something else]
I began to excitedly move my hand and continued working on my inte surfing.
I open many different websites and made sure that the thing inside it, all about my previous world knowledge, and news.
Before long, I confirmed that I really connected with my previous world inte, screaming in happiness like a child who thinks he/she got Christmas presents from Santa!
As I happily surfing the inte, I stopped myself on one of the tabs on my browser, My-tube.
An exciting idea suddenly brewing inside my head when I saw the My-tube interface.
''Come to think of it, I used to record and filming a vlog to vent up my Chuuni personality before hehehe, let''s shock these weebs and otaku who always dream to go to isekai, I wonder what is their reaction would be? Hehehe''
Since I used to be filming a lot about this world''s fantasy-like scenery and small-fries monster battle when I was bored, there''s a lot of finished video in my drive.
When I was bored, I decided to edit my video to be pleasing to the eyes and easy to follow, like a short movie.
I unhesitatingly creating a My-tube new ount and decided to upload it.
Without a hitch, the 2 GB high-quality short video about me defeating an orc and lecturing children about hunting some monster, uploaded between a span of 1 second.
Seeing this incredible speed, I became bbergasted
''The heck, what an incredible speed!''
After being amazed for a moment, I continue creating a clickbait thumbnail, as well as a provocative title.
"My daily life in another world, for weebs, better don''t click!"
[Upload!]
[Mwehehehe~ I didn''t know why I became really excited today!]
After waiting so long, there''s still no one whoments on the video and only a few people watching it.
In the end, I became bored and decided to leave and back to do something else on the Magical Technology R&D facility that already being build in my city.
I decided to resume my research about magic engineering and left theptop in the living room.
From time to time during the research, I ying my smartphone and install a social media with a small blue bird logo ount that was known for its toxicity, chirper.
When I''m stuck on my Magic Engineering research, I ying my smartphone and see about the trending news as well as some craps, people "chirp" on this app.
[As usual, these snowkes sure so noisy, you guys, is there''s no something else more important concerning your life? these people sure shoving their bullshit and crap ideology to others as always, just leave people lives alone and stop judging please~]
[Meh, whatever, let''s "chirp" something]
"Work In Progress, the 1st ever levitating car in the world ps: Isekai world]
[Let''s add the picture of the prototype done!]
Tap*
After posting my 1st "chirp", I smile unknowingly like an idiot.
''It''s couldn''t be helped right? it''s my first time using the Inte in another world after all~''
With this thought, I go back to my mansion and teleport to the living room.
Upon arriving there, I be dumbfounded after seeing the women already making a ruckus and circling the table where I put myptop into.
The Silver Wolf, Silvi, Anni, and Chali seemingly enraged at something and furiously spewing some atrocities to the screen.
The one who typing on theptop is Chali, for the others, they crossed their hand and ring menacingly at the screen.
As for Anna, she dumbfoundedly looking at the situation without knowing what really happens.
Looking at this bizarre scene, I decided to go forward and checking what really happen.
[What is this? What are you guys angry at?]
[[Master?!]]
Hearing my voice, the woman started turning their head at me before looking at Chali.
Chali sensed my arrival, taking off her gaze from theptop and exining the situation to me.
[Master, there''s people in the screen ndering and shaming Master as a liar and shameless Furthermore, some of them call Master a delusional dog..]
Hearing her bizarre exnation, I opened my mouth and became speechless.
I shake my head to sober up, passing through the crowd, and sit to check theptop screen.
In there, Chali has already begun thement war with some inte troll using my ount.
This is the content of thement section:
Ray Mark : Good Editing bro, anyway, who is that cat-eared girl? She''s cute| 10 like|2ment
No.1 weeb : What a bullshit! What Isekai? this is why reaju are, feeling their skill already good, they think the could fooling people with their editing shit| 3 like 0ment
Yes!Loli,NoTouch! : *0* cute~~~ anyway, is that monster real? Hey, better download it first, before the My-tube take the video down because of the Gore| 100 like |10ment
EdgyLord : who is this AlexTheGreat? It''s good if you''re skilled at blendr or 3d software and stuff, but please stop fooling people with your shitty clickbait title! Are you an idiot? Or maybe you just Attention Seeker bastard? Better see a psychiatrist
you dumbfuck Alex! Delusional dog bastard! | 3 like | 250ment
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Under this EdgyLordment, my ount doing some chaoticment war and began to insult each other with this EdgyLord.
Some of the Interner Troll became interested and joining the stupid war.
I gazed at Chali and speechlessly opening and closing my mouth like a Koi fish, didn''t know what should I say to these Inte newbies who baited with just onement.
In the end, I started exining to them about the inte function, and about how the idle people there wasting their time bymenting meanly on something.
Of course, I just exining that this inte stuff only connecting to people from my hometown. I know that sooner orter, my identity about Otherwolder will be known.
But I believe, they''ll just keep that thing for themselves for sure.
I believe them.
By the way, my ying Orc uploaded video exploded and gained millions of views, but it''s not the time to celebrate this meaningless thing.
I continued exining the inte and what they can do with them.
After hearing my exnation, the woman bes excited about surfing an inte world that will connect them to million people and asked me to buy them a SIM card, for their own inte use.
Since the smartphone can be used to rece the walkie talkies and connecting to them anytime and everywhere, I agree to give the SIM card to them.
But, never in my wildest dream, this decision of mine will corrupt one of my women
Like right now, at the present time.
After Chali calling me and asked for help, I hurriedly teleported to my mansion to see if something urgent happened that need my presence to solve, only to find Silvi whozily ying with her smartphone
Chali ring at her with a sour expression as if give up to persuade her.
Yes, in recent days, Silvi has already been addicted to the inte and has be one of the Instakilo stars.
Using her beauty, she gained a massive follower and got addicted after getting some fame as well as endless praises from the miserable "SIMP" out there.
Looking at her condition right now, I know why did this happen.
Since I busy myself with my research, I never bring them to an exciting hunt, so in the end, Silvi became bored and decided to drown herself on the inte.
''It seems it was the time to explore the dungeon and train the Silver Wolf''
[Silvi.]
Hearing my low cold voice calling her name, Silvi flinched and put down her smartphone as she stares at me timidly.
Sigh.
''Anyway, before we go to Dungeon city, there''s something that I need to do.''
The ominous feeling near the waterfall before, as well as the Cockatrice Fried Chicken (CFC) grand opening on Arkhaim town.
The first need an investigation sooner, checking what the source of the dreadful''s Aura I felt before.
''Anyway, let''s move thiszy elf''s muscle and explore the suspicious waterfall first''
Hm? What? You guys asking about my Absolute Copy ability update? We can talk about it along the way, okay?
For now, I need to discipline thiszy elf first!