Book 15: Chapter 68


    ording to Feng Jiutian, in the month that I was coaching Zizi and procrastinating while I was it, a number of things happened around the capital. Firstly, Demon Sect resurfaced, and someone important among them had arrived. Two months prior, Emperors Entourages agents noticed signs unidentified people of the martial world gathering, but they didnt carry out arge-scale annihtion for an unknown reason. However, it was probably safe to assume Emperors Entourage ssified the people as threats no more dangerous than street thugs.


    The group that convened illegally was called Yizhen Dream or something. Their name was supposed to sound poetic I think? The members came from all over thend and groups, and their purposes were unknown. Emperors Entourage likely designated them as targets to watch out for because they popped up when Fiends Genesis was rampaging in the city, which was understandable given the circumstances. What was odd was that there were faces theyd never seen near the capital, and they couldnt find any records of those individuals across the Central in. There was no need to think. Anyone who was able to avoid detection from Emperors Entourage in the Central in and then suddenly show up in the capital had pulled some strings. It went without saying, then, that they were no ordinary folks.


    Emperors Entourage tailed the group, but they were careful to not prematurely alert the target for some time. It wasnt until they found some strands of blonde hair at a gathering did they finally have a clue and theorised the target was from the Western Regions based on the hair. It took another two months of digging did they find out the hair belonged to a member of Demon Sect, and said member was in their records  Elise. They swiftly apprehended the maiden who was drawing something without hurting her.


    I didnt question Emperors Entouragesbat abilities Okay, I admit I didnt think too highly of them. Based off Dugu and Tie Hanyis levels, Id never have believed you if you told me they couldve captured her without any sacrifices. Her Skywind Nine Forms was nothing to scoff at. Dugu had the ability to beat her, but it shouldnt have been such a lopsided victory. Plus, it made no sense to me for someone of her status to have been alone without any guards in the capital. Nevertheless, as long as I knew where she was held, I figured it couldnt have been too hard to break her out. Emperors Entourage werent ruthless, so she was probably safe and sound.


    With my brows together, I said, Youve said a lot, but I dont see how this has anything to do with me.


    Feng Jiutian responded, Oh, she was captured, but they have to transport her to prison, right? I hijacked the escort.


    You took the imperial courts captive from them?


    <em>You did my job already?!</em>


    No, I would never do something so tasteless. I hate nothing more than the crude thing known as violence. My vastwork of friends helped me.


    <em>Yourwork is vast enough to even handle something of that magnitude? Emperors Entourage, Emperors Entourage, you call yourselves His Majestysst line of defence, yet someone managed to rescue a prisoner from your very hands.</em>


    I would never dare to befriend Emperors Entourages agents. However, I had some friends among the escort. A little bit of maniption was all it took to force the transport escort to go where I wanted it to.


    I finally knew why Tie Hanyi was looking for me urgently. Emperors Entourage needed Liu Shan Mens help in finding out who attacked their escort. Since they most definitely heard about Boss sour mood following Shen Kuangs cing and heard about my promotion, they came to me, who was now basically second inmand at Liu Shan Men.


    What brings you to me, then, Brother Feng?


    Haha, there you go asking the obvious again, Brother Ming. As I have stressed, I seek friends. The more friends one has, the more options he has. He pped his hands, prompting someone to bring up a big brocade box.


    While the box was square, thin and t, its dimensions were generous. Another man opened the box, took out a scroll and slowly unrolled it for my viewing. As the painter used the Western Regions method of painting, which was trying to replicate the real version as close as possible, it was basically a painting of me that hadnt been coloured in yet.


    <em>Elise painted me?</em>


    Who is this? I took the painting to scrutinise, turning it portrait,ndscape, upside down, and diagonal. Brother Feng, Im confused now.


    Feng Jiutian smiled as he continued looking at me as if hed been constipated for days. Brother Ming, let us not beat around the bush. You and her are acquainted. He blinked a few times, then added, Or perhaps, former lovers.


    I set down the painting and firmly replied, Brother, there are some things that should not be joked about. She is a wanted criminal. Your brother here is Official Ming of Liu Shan Men, a constable whose job is to arrest criminals, not court criminals. No matter how pretty she may be, you think I would harbour feelings for her?


    So this painting


    Just a painting. Is it my fault she has a crush on me? Is being handsome a vition of thew? Dont make a mistake thats so easily avoidable.


    Feng Jiutian spent a while studying me, then finally nodded. In that case there is no point keeping her alive. Lets just execute her.


    Impulsiveness is the witch.


    It is the demon.


    The witches first, or who would give birth to the demon? She drew me, right? That proves she has strong feelings for me. You see, as men, we should cherish women and be considerate towards them. You want to pluck a flower when it blooms for the most beautiful flower, right? Every grain of rice is hard work, right? Since she had the thought, j-j-just leave it to me.


    Feng Jiutian smiled smugly. You have finally admitted to it, Brother Ming, hahaha. As he fanned himself, he continued, Ever since I found the painting, I knew she was special. Since you are interested in her and we are friends, she is all yours.


    I finally stopped shovelling food into my mouth and looked at Feng Jiutian in a manner I had never before. I couldve smooched his food and stuff without batting an eye. Of course, if he pulled out receipts on me, then I had to acknowledge it, but he wouldnt have demanded repayments for any of those things. However, letting me rescue Elise wasnt something I could just pretend didnt happen.


    Brother Shanshan, I cant just ept your good will for nothing. Whatever it is you need help with, how about telling your brother about it?


    I appreciate it, Big Bro.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om


    It was my first time seeing Feng Jiutian wear a serious look  although he was still smiling. This time, I saw his work mode.


    I want you to bring someone to me.


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