Introduction: Chapter 1 I Didn't Do It on Purpose  "Um... Ah... Oh..."  In the courtyard, Er Dan's wife was lying on the rocking chair. Her clothes were half-torn, and her thin clothes could not suppress the two big hills at all. It was like a spring bamboo shoot, and the sharp horns could be exposed at any time. Her hand stretched downwards, occasionally pounding, and her body swayed back and forth with this movement. The two big hills were like mountains collapsing, shaking left and right. The two bright fruits on the top of the mountain were also hard......