Book 7: Chapter 50
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All things changed. Everything good someday came to an end. Freedom, thou fleeting thing. Innocence lost.
Mrsha du Marquin was crying. Weeping. She hung on, but the unkind hands tore her away. She turned pleadinglybut the monster had no pity.
Its time for clothing, Mrsha. A dress, <em>pants</em> at least!
The white Gnoll fought. Viciously! She punched, kicked
Ow! Kick me one more time youngdy, and you will get no dessert!
Mrsha hesitated. Shed <em>just</em> cleared herst no dessert punishment. She lowered her fists. She stared up at her mother, the [Princess] narked look, and sullenly shuffled over to her seat.
It was abination lesson-dressing in The Wandering Inn. Lyte had designs, cloth samples, and since she had Mrshas homework hourincorrectly dubbed by Erin since it was actually her hour(s) of schooling each dayshe had decided to make it about clothing.
Dont give me that look, Mrsha, sweetie. Youll get to <em>design</em> your clothing!
Mrshas ears perked up. Thatsounded better. She had visions of herself in some snazzy outfit, like the ones on the movies! Orarmor?
Lyte misread Mrshas eager expression. She did <em>not</em> misread the quick paw-signs, though. Her face went nk.
No, Mrsha. Not armor. Youre not a [Warrior]. I mean a <em>dress.</em> But firstyou should know more about clothing. I cant believe Erin and Krshia
She hesitated. Love em, really. But Erin Solstice was not exactly trustworthy in the realms ofmon sense. You suspected she knew more than she normally acted, but her teaching Mrsha about clothing terminology? Less likely than Mrsha learning how to y chess blindfolded.
And Mrshas other teachers? Bird wore a loincloth and only because people expected him to. Numbtongue had dressed simrly and while he wore and had his own slowly-growing wardrobe, he was a Redfang and sometimes sat around all day in chainmail.
And KrshiaMrshasst regr teacher with Elirr and Selys as supplementalswas a ins Gnoll. Clothing <em>mattered</em>, but Krshia wasnt much about fashion.
It fell to Lyte. She adjusted the board and picked up a bit of chalk as Mrsha gloomily sat in her teaching chair.
Dont give me that look, Mrsha. When were done well go over your clothing and buy you a set! You <em>cannot</em> keep running around naked.
<em>And why, pray?</em> Mrsha sneered as she signed that <em>she</em> had fur. Lyte rolled her eyes exasperatedly.
I am not getting into it with you, young miss. Nowabout skirts.
Mrshas face fell. <em>Did you know</em> that skirts came in all shapes and sizes and cuts? The minutiae of whether a skirt had this many folds, or was <em>knee-high</em> rather than floor-length differed its ssification!
The next hour of Mrshas life was filled with knowledge. The difference between pleated and knife-pleated, eight panel, four panel, draped, ordion, waist, pencil
<em>Wow. Look at all the words for clothing youre never going to get me to wear.</em> Mrshas face was that of a prisoner being herded towards the torture room. Lyte doggedly drummed the words into Mrshas head.
You need to wear something today, Mrsha. Just so you can see its <em>not</em> a burden. No, it is not painful! Stop signing that!
Mrsha wasmunicating with Lyte with her signnguage rather than her notes. The allure of being perfectly understood via text had worn off for Mrsha and signing was fasterso long as the other person could actually understand hernguage.
The Gnoll child scowled and folded her arms, but Lyte was blocking the door and she could veto dessert, which was <em>cake. </em>The tyrant would have her due.
Selys has offered to pay for the dressesshell buy one. The rest wille from one of Krshias [Tailor] friends who works with Gnolls. You have to choose, Mrsha. Choose a dress. And maybe pants. And a shirt! Youll look so cute in it!
Lyte even had one of the borrowed smartphones, having discovered the allure of free pictures. Mrsha looked at the pile of clothing samples. She looked at Lytes board full of ideas and then at the [Princess].
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Thirty minutester, Mrsha waddled downstairs, feeling as if shed won a pyrrhic victory of sorts. Lyte followed, scowling a tiny bit.
She had gotten her way. Mrsha was wearing a shirt and a kind of dress. She looked rather odd in it. But she walked downstairs on her two legs with a vague air of pride.
Mrsha? Did Lyte actually get you to put on a<em>hah!</em>
Erinughed when she saw Mrsha. Lyte red.
Its the only thing she would put on.
Mrsha was wearing a cotton shirtand a kilt. She had tossed all the other dresses out of the lineup for the most open design. It had been that or a toga, and Lyte had chosen the lesser of two evils.
It looked very funny to Erin.
I didnt even know there was <em>id</em> on sale in Liscor!
I got the samples from Invrisil. Why? Does it lookoff to you?
Nobut it does uh, sort of looks like a thing guys from Earth might wear. If they were from a certain country.
Mrsha had clearly chosen the onebination of clothing designed to make her leastdy-like. Lyte was exasperated.
Its a start. Alright, Mrsha. Youre allowed to y now.
Mrsha brightened up. She grabbed her belt and Lyte raised a finger.
<em>In clothing! </em>And no getting it torn or ripped!
The Gnoll child scowled and stomped off. Erin shook her head as she watched Mrsha go. All she needed was a tiny beret to match.
Did you get pictures of her in other outfits?
A few. Here
The Wandering Inn was open for another day in this long summer. Mrsha walked around on two-legs, doing her customary round of the inn more ungainly. But she was entering her shifting year and she already seemed a bit taller to Erin.
Is that Mrsha?
Several of the regrs eximed when they saw her. Mostly with amusement. Mrsha bore it with ill grace. Menolitughed his tail off over his loaded baked potato with a snack. She pped his w away as he tried to ruffle her head and attempted to grab his potatoshe was too slow in this clothing!
Youre so <em>cute</em>. They should put little pictures of you up around the inn! Or some art! Tell Erin to do thatI keep saying themon room needs more culture!
Uriesta, a Drake in her mid-forties, tried to tempt Mrsha with a bit of sd. The Gnoll took one look at the leaf and turned her head. She stomped off, looking for her <em>real</em> friends, the ones whodmiserate with her rather than be annoying adults.
Mrsha? Its me, Mrsha!
The young Gnolls ears perked up as she heard a familiar, and wee voice. She turned. <em>Ekirra?</em> But instead of the red blur she was expecting to race towards her and hug hershe saw an unsteady fellow on two legs, wearing <em>pants.</em>
Mrshas face fell.
<em>Damn them. Theyd gotten to Ekirra too! </em>He was waddling around, fully-dressed and looking ufortable.
Mrsha! You look <em>funny!</em>
His mouth opened and he startedughing as he saw Mrsha. The Gnoll furiously signed backEkirra was funny too!
The young Gnoll cocked his head as he read her words and shrugged.
<em>Its so stiff!</em>
Heined. Mrsha nodded. Shed nearly gone for pantsbut it was too constraining! The kilt was her happiestpromise. Ekirra nearly began to roll around on the floor, but he caught himself.
I cant get dirty. MrshaI hate <em>clothing! </em>I want to be a ins Gnoll, not a City Gnoll! They dont have to wear clothing, right?
<em>Not at all! They can wear loincloths!</em>
Mrsha emphatically signed back. ins Gnolls were <em>so</em> much more civilized than silly people with their rules on clothing. Ekirra sighed. He tried to sit down and scratch one ear with a hind leg, but his pants stopped him.
Want to y tag?
The two looked around. Mrsha had her collection of balls, butshe just didnt feel fast. She shook her head.
<em>Wheres Visma?</em>
Grounded. She stole an amulet.
<em>Again?</em>
Mrsha expressed her dismay. If she and Ekirra were going through the shifting year, Visma was still going through her hoarding phase. Shed gotten in troublest week for hiding money shed stolen from her parents pouch.
Ekirra nodded dismally.
For <em>two days.</em> Do you think I can take my pants off when I y football? Is Mister Joseph here?
He looked around for his hero, Joseph, the football coach of Liscor, who was currently leading the score 1-0 in the new football league.
<em>Not here. Hes sleeping.</em>
After having too much to drink. Erin had told him offst night. Joseph had a problem, ording to her. But he was trying. Ekirra nodded understandingly.
Mister Dizk next door drinks too much. He smells bad, like pee and throwing up. Mom says I cant say that to him.
The two walked down themon room, grousing about adult foibles. Both attracted attention as the cute little cubs they were. Mrsha nearly cast [Dirt Spray] at the third person who said that in the sickly-sweet tone of voice. She was still learning some magic and Palt had taught her that one!
Speaking of whichwhere was Palt? Since running about sucked in clothing, Mrsha wanted some interesting people. Erin might do, but she and Lyte were doing something official with the staff today and Mrsha didnt want to bother them. That left any number of entertaining people, though.
<em>Relc was gone. Poor Relc.</em> But there was Numbtongue, OctaviasometimesSaliss, Grimalkin if he was here, Moore, Jqua, Palt, Birdit wasnt Mrshas friends, but the fun people she had a list of. Lyte was Mrshas mother and a resident of the inn, for instance. But she wasnt cool.
Palt wore kilts, hence Mrsha copying him. She looked around for him, but she didnt immediately pick up his unique scent of smoke and whatever else was in his cigars. He might have been in the kitchen, helping Imani.
Mrsha wondered if the two were going to fall in love. She was fairly certain they werent in a rtionshipyeteven if Erin and Lyte and Rose were all saying how good it was that Palt was helping Imani. But Gnolls were Gnollsneither had had sex. The nose knew.
And Mrsha and Ekirra knew more than kids ought to. LikeMrsha could have called when Selys and Hawk were close to breaking up. Or whenever Relc had a fun night, although he generally told everyone in sight anyways. She didnt <em>want</em> to know this stuff, but there you were. You could put y in your nose or live knowing facts.
There werepeoplewho got to have more fun than others. Not that Mrsha saw the point. But Mavi and Olesm for instance were repeat offenders on the gross scale. Poor Menolit had entered the ranks of the yuck as well, which was actually a good thing Mrsha supposed. Jquawell, Selphids smelled like death and preservatives as much as that, but she knew because of Moore. Krshia had let Mrsha down, and despite theck of a Palt-Imani connection, <em>she</em> got around more than Bezale and Montressa
So had Pisces, now and then. The Antinium were refreshingly safe in that regard, except for Pawn.
She sniffedand blinked. <em>Hold on. </em>Someone here was smelling like that. She looked upand saw a unique sight, even for The Wandering Inn.
A Lamia paused in slithering past Mrsha. Hexel, the [Architect] and one of four Lizardfolk in Liscor blinked at Mrsha.
Well, look at you! Mrsha, is it? Come to join the ranks of the clothed?
Mrsha nodded, a bit warily. She didnt know Hexel <em>too</em> well. But he was nice. She waved at him and hunted around for her cards.
<em>I am suffering.</em>
Hexelughed as he read the card. He handed it back, uncaring of the side-looks some Drakes still gave him after all this time. He was usually in Liscor, anyways. Building stuff.
Dont worry. If you grow a tail, you dont need to wear pants.
He gestured at his own clothing, which was more of a vest which ran down just to where his tail began. Mrsha nodded approvingly. Shed bear that in mind.
<em>Have a good day!</em>
Hexel wrinkled his brow at the second card. Then Mrsha held up another with a huge ? to rify. The Lamia blinked.
Ah. Well, its quite good for just waking up. Thank you.
<em>Jerks. ?.</em>
This time the Lamiaughed.
Unpleasant people, you mean? Ive found my ways of dealing with them. And Liscor has been quiteweing. Some of the citys inhabitants, anyways. Besides. <em>Jerks</em> exist in Baleros too. Irritable Gorgons ruin ones day.
Mrsha gave a sage nod. Before she could ask how big a Gorgon wasa subject of debate between her and her friendsthe [Architect] took a nce at the sky.
Imte. I must go. Thank you for the kind words on the card, Miss Mrsha. I really should stay here more often. Maybe tonight? But your Council has me curling my tail until its raw! Not that I mindexcuse me.
He slithered past Mrsha after flicking her the cards. She sighed. She hadnt gotten to figure out how to ask if hed upgrade Liscors park! Shed write him a letter in case he got back.
There went an interesting person who didnt stay at the inn. Why, he treated it as if it were some kind ofsemi-permanent lodging where you ate and slept and <em>nothing more. </em>
Hes scaly. And shiny.
Ekirra had been staring at Hexel the entire time and unapologetically picking his nose with his tongue. Mrsha nodded. The other three Lizardfolk that Hexel had brought with him were much more colorful than Drakes. Too bad they were so nervous.
What now? Mrsha looked around for another diversion. Wellher eyes lit up as she saw a gang of cool cats to roll with.
Or rathera very fun Hobgoblin and some Antinium. Mrsha pulled Ekirra over and found Yellow Stters, Numbtongue, one of the Painted Workers, and a number of Painted Soldiers in a booth.
These were all exceptionally fun people to be around. Antinium and Goblins werent too good to have fun or get dirty. Mrsha pulled Ekirrawho was suddenly shyover.
Tier 5 or 6, I think. It is very reassuring to have her around, but perhaps we do not level?
Too strong. Safe fighting means no levels. Sounds like Xrn does too much work.
I see. But, surely, it is better than dying?
Numbtongue and Yellow Stters were having a quiet debate as the other Antinium listened. The two friends nced up as Mrsha slid into a seat next to Purple Smiles.
Hello, Mrsha. And this isEkirra?
Yellow Stters had a wonderfully deep voice. The Gnoll cub stared at him with round eyes.
Yes?
Mrsha nudged Ekirra. There was nothing to fear! The Antinium didnt even get mad if you identally knocked over a ss. They probably wouldnt evenin if Mrsha swiped their food!
Not that she would. Antinium were off-limits. Numbtongue waved at Mrsha and replied to Yellow Stters.
No high levels means you diejustter. Death of weakness.
Yellow Stters sighed.
This is true.
Both looked at Mrsha as she banged on the table. She wanted in on this conversation! Importantly, she hand-signed to Numbtongue, who could understand her.
<em>Stone Spears tribe had lower-leveled Gnolls [Warriors]. And some left. </em>But<em> we had higher-leveled [Chieftains] and [Hunters] and things!</em>
They still died when the Goblin Lord attacked. Mrsha felt a pang, but it wasnt the sharp one it used to be. Moreover, Numbtongue and Yellow Stters both nodded.
Nonbat sses level in peace. Not a Redfang specialty. But she has a good point.
That was why Numbtongue was, like, #2 on the coolness-list. Mrsha puffed out her chest proudly. He gave credit where credit was due.
Indeed. Butand perhaps I am misinterpretingAntinium have no [Chieftains]. I do not believe we can obtain the ss as we are.
Numbtongue and Mrsha both blinked at Yellow Stters. The Antinium had read Mrshaperfectly. Of course, hed seen so before and Antinium had that understanding of bodynguage like Goblins. But it was still impressive!
<em>You understand this?</em>
Yellow Stters nodded. He reached for a straw in a cup of blue juice and sipped.
Yes.
Mrsha was delighted! Of course, her signnguage was all her design, but shed been improving it with the help of some of the other Earthers, who knew tiny bits of signnguage. She really felt understood ofte. Especially with [Druids] and Goblins and Antinium and Ekirra and Visma.
It is something to think about. Thank you, Mrsha. Do you have anything you need?
Mrsha shook her head; she was just here for the ambiance. Ekirra saw Yellow Stters turn his head and froze for a second.
IId-do you eat Gnolls if theyre bad?
Ekirra looked up at Yellow Stters and asked the first question so far. The Antinium heard Numbtongue snort.
No.
Oh. Good. Theres an Antinium working in the inn now! Actually, three! Theres one!
Ekirra pointed at Silveran, who was sweeping the floor. Yellow Stters opened his mandibles and raised them and Mrshaughed at Ekirra.
We know. It is a good thing.
Mrsha nodded. They had their own rooms and everything! Wellroom. Unlike Bird, the three Workers that Erin had gotten from the Hive wanted to sleep together. Bird had expressed an interest himselfbut his collection of bird feathers, arrows, and his Fortress of Fluff required a room to himself. He was actually sort of messy, that Bird.
<em>Numbtongue. Do you want to go adventuringter? I have clothing. It is stinky-stupid.</em><em>So I cant y. But we can have fun in the mountains!</em>
Mrsha conveyed all that with several gestures. Numbtongue had his own namehe grinned as she pretended to pinch her tongue. The do you want was conveyed in want, a sping motion to the chest with one paw, and so on.
It wasnt a one-to-one <em>exactly</em> of words to intention, but Mrsha pinching her nose and tapping her head and such were logical motions such that you <em>could</em> infer from her face a lot of what she was saying.
No adventuring today. I am practicing on the guitar. Too tired.
<em>What?</em><em>Lazy!</em>
The [Bard] was unaffected by her insults. Hed been outte, doing sword-things again. Mrsha scowled; Numbtongue was actually teaching Lyte some moves. Hed gotten suddenly a lot more interested in his sword. But he hadnt said whyyet. It was a secret and he clearly wanted to tell Erin.
Dont kick me. Go y in the Garden if youre bored. Or shoot arrows with Bird.
The Hobgoblin shook his head at Mrsha. He was downgraded five ranks on the cool list instantly. Stilleveryone had days when they wanted to do their thing and Mrsha was prepared to forgive. Mrsha the Benevolent and Kind could do no less. She was trying to figure out who else she could bother with Ekirra when the Gnoll cub yawned.
Mrshacan I have an icy-slurpy thing from the kitchen? <em>Please?</em>
He whispered to Mrsha. She looked up. That sounded good.
It was a standing order from Lyte to the staff that Mrshas friends and their family got bonuses, like some of the guests. Mainly because they were friendsand partly to keep theming back to The Wandering Inn. That meant Ekirra could sometimes sneak some food that Mrsha couldnt from the kitchens.
Erins shaved ice slurpies were an invention that hade out just the other day. Free ice from her sad-fire freezer or Palts magic plus some blue fruit juice or sugar-mix with a bit of fruit juice?
<em>Delicious.</em> The food spies had had a field day with that. Erin had tried to get everyone to eat inside on the first day, instead of sneaking their food away. Mrsha distinctly recalled watching one spy from Liscor buy the snow cone and running for the exit while Erin chased them with a broom.
It was still a fad for the inn because ice wasnt the <em>easiest</em> thing to copy. Although all the big restaurants and inns like Pes Tailless Thief had [Mages] or ess to magic or Skills. Still, Ekirra was wagging his tail.
<em>Please,</em> Mrsha? Dad says other kids want to be your friend so they can go to the inn. He says its dis-in-genuous, but I should be your friend even <em>without</em> free food. But can I have free food?
Mrshas ears perked up. New friends? She signed back after a moments thought.
<em>Get free food for me, too! Friend! Anyone else want food?</em>
She looked at Numbtongue.
Yes. Ill get it. One cone for Mrsha, one for Ekirra
He looked around the table. The other Antinium had been quietly eating from bowls of <em>fufu</em> dipped in the spicy broth and goats meat they loved to eat from Imanis kitchen. Wellonly one of them was a Worker anyways, so they hadnt exactly been leaping to join the conversation.
Purple Smiles raised a hand. The Worker nodded. The other Painted Soldiers susurrated. Mrsha finally recognized two more unique Soldiers among the crowd at the booth.
Chesacre and Thaina! Of course, each Soldier had a name, but the two who were female Soldiers were unique. Not only because their art formed a whole across the two bodies, but because they werefemale.
The other Soldiers were male, or, possibly, indifferent. Yellow Stters had gone over it with Numbtongue and decided he was probably male. Pawn had expressed the same idea, much to Lytes relief. She was bothered by all of it.
Erin said it was their choice and that the entire thing wasplicated to Mrsha and that she wasnt an expert. Rose said Chesacre and Thaina were wonderful and used a lot of unfamiliar words.
Mrsha thought Chesacre and Thaina were amazing. Not high on the cool list, but theyd gone into the dungeon, survived Headsnatcher, ande back! A thousand Antinium had gone inand only theyd made it.
That was amazing. And sad. And very brave! Now, Chesacre and Thaina looked at each other, one of their hands holding the others, as Mrsha almost always saw them. ThenThaina raised two free hands as she moved her bowl out of the way. And she said
<em>I and this one would like a drink too.</em>
Mrsha<em>stared.</em> So did Numbtongue, Yellow Stters, and the other Antinium. Ekirra was picking his nose again while staring at the ceiling.
It hadnt been perfect. Instead of a proper name, Thaina had just pointed. But she had done all the words. With <em>Mrshas</em> signnguage!
You two want a drink?
The [Soulbard] blinked at Thaina. She nodded.
<em>Please.</em>
That was a drawing-in motion and a half-smile, which, tranted into Antinium expressions, was a slight raise and opening of the mandibles. It wasso natural.
How did they know? Of <em>course</em> they knew! Chesacre and Thaina and the other Antinium were regrs of the inn nowadays and they had seen Mrsha signing and teaching other people. But they had never tried to do it themselves. Because it had been <em>Mrshas</em>nguage.
But it wasnt just hers. Mrsha processed all of that in a moment. Of course. Soldiers couldnt talk. They had never talked. Their namestheir identities hade when they had painted themselves.
Yetthey could have words. Thaina seemed to know what she had done. She put her hands on the table, and then looked at Mrsha.
<em>Your words. May I have them? Please?</em>
The little Gnoll saw the others looking at her. She looked at Thaina, saw the trembling of the fingers, and smiled. Mrsha carefully signed back.
<em>Yes!</em><em>Today is a very good day.</em>
She saw Thainas antennae move. And then Chesacre carefully raised her hands.
<em>Yes.</em>
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Numbtongues raid on the kitchens was harder these days. Imani <em>nearly</em> fended him off until he said the slurpies were for the Antinium and Mrsha and Ekirra. Then she let him have them.
Numbtongue. Are all those for <em>you?</em>
Erin passed the Hobgoblin with a dozen of the precious snowcones bnced in his arms. He grunted.
For the table. Ekirra wanted them.
Is it too much, Erin? I told him theyre for <em>paying</em> guests
Imani stared at Numbtongue. He grinned toothily at her. They had an odd rivalry. Imani, who was terrified of bumps in the night, and most scary things, defended her kitchen from Numbtongue casually wandering in and stealing the fruits of herbor. He had learned she would chase him out or smack him a good one if he tried. Mrsha had gotten the same lesson, incidentally.
Ohwell, its cool. Ekirras an exception, Imani and its just ice and vor.
Youre not the one who has to shave it down.
Imani grumbled. Erin opened and closed her mouth and Numbtongue smirked at <em>her.</em>
By the way, the Soldiers are talking with Mrshas signnguage.
He remarked as he walked back to the table. Erins nodded absently. Then her head snapped around.
<em>Wait, what?</em>
She ran over to the table, after Numbtongue.
You can <em>talk?</em> With Mrshas? That makes so much sense! Guys! You can <em>speak?</em>
She looked at the Antinium. After a second, one of the Soldiers slowly raised his hands.
<em>My foot hurts.</em>
Everyone looked at Polkadots foot. It actually had a gash on it. Erins jaw dropped.
Someone get Polkadot a healing potion! <em>Oh my</em>
She hesitated.
<em>Holy heck!</em> No, wait! <em>Heck!</em> Wait
Before she could figure out a better turn of phrase, Mrsha snatched a snow-cone and began licking it. Numbtongue was serene in the moment, despite being as pleased by the developments as Mrsha. The Antinium began to nibble at the ice as Erin scrubbed at her hair.
This is so good! Yellow Stters! Pawn is going to be <em>so happy. </em>I have to tell him! Were going by Garrys bakery, anyways. This isgreat. Right?
It is an excellent day.
The [Sergeant] was smiling. Erin looked around. Ekirra and Mrsha had their faces buried in the snow cones, Numbtongue was chowing down with the Antiniumshe threw her hands up.
Does no one know how to be <em>astounded</em> properly?
Erin, where did you go? I thought you were getting the dishesoh no. What is it this time?
Lyte groaned as she saw Erin dancing around by the booth. Erin turned.
They can <em>speak!</em>
The [Princess] got what Erin meant after a hurried exnation. Then she beamed at the Antinium.
This <em>is</em> wonderful news! Ill tell Pawn! Hell be delighted. And you came up with it just now, Thaina?
The Soldier nodded slowly.
<em>I wanted to speak. So I did.</em>
The others smiled. Lyte turned to Erin.
Lets go to them.
Yeah, buthand-waving? Shouting? Come on, guys! Dance a bit! Show me you <em>care!</em>
Erin did it,ughing at the way Mrsha nearly snorted ice out her nose. She grinned as the Antinium and Numbtongue smiled.
Fine. I hope Pawn flips, though. <em>Imani! Imani, I actually need those dishes for Garry</em>
The [Innkeeper] collected the <em>fufu</em>, and other dishes from Imani and Palts repertoire that Garry had wanted to sample. He was the only [Chef] who got recipes <em>and</em> the dishes themselves.
Throw in a bag of that rice we got, please? No, waitfour bags. The big ones. He has to make food for the Free Queen and the others. Hell pay us back.
Imani helped load the huge bags of rice that came from Oteslia into Erins bag of holding. Then the two young women hurried into Liscor to spread the good news.
After they had gone. Numbtongue licked the snow cone and Ekirra decided he <em>did</em> want to run around after all. He had stains on his clothing, but then, so did Mrsha. The little Gnoll scowled after Lyte. She looked around at the group.
<em>She and Pawn have sex.</em>
She informed the group. The Antinium, Goblin, and other Gnoll looked at her.
<em>We know.</em>
Yellow Stters signed back.
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Erin Solstice was smiling. It did seem obvious in hindsight. But that wasnt what was special about that little moment in the inn.
What was special wasit hadnte from her. One of the Soldiers had decided to do it of their own volition. And that was what was extraordinary.
The inn was changing. No
Liscor was changing. Erin Solstice walked down the streets with Lyte. And she remembered what it had been. She had been alone in the crowds, a stranger.
Nowshe saw other Humans. Not many. She was still a minority. But there were Humans from Esthelm, Celum, and even further! Even a Duhan on vacation.
And look! An Antinium patrol of Painted Antinium was marching down the street. Erin waved.
Hey, good luck! Stop by the inn on the way back!
They all stopped for her, which was embarrassing. But the Painted Antinium were more wee. Some people <em>knew</em> specific Antinium.
And yessome people hated the Humans in <em>their</em> city. Some gave the Antinium dirty looks and spoke about the Hive and the Antinium Wars.
But the proof, to Erin, that there was more good than bad was in the bakery.
Garrys bakery was still running. And since theyd arranged to meet here, the [Chef] himself was running the stall.
Sohow much is this entire quiche?
Two copper coins.
Two copper coins.
One copper coin?
The [Chef] was haggling with a very suspicious Human [Laborer] whod stopped by the shop, right outside the entrance to the Hive. The man hesitated.
And its got no bugs in it?
That is not guaranteed. Did you take it from the non-bug section?
Yeah
Then it had no more chance of bugs than any loaf of bread you eat. Which, statistically <em>does</em> have a bug in it.
Youre lying to me.
There are often bits of grasshopper or other insects from the wheat harvest in grain. Is this not a fact you are aware of? I believe it adds nutritional value.
The man hesitated. But hed gone too far and was being weirded out by it all. He fumbled a copper coin onto the table.
Uhthanks. My mate said that the muffins here were to die for. Heres hoping no bugs, right? How much for a muffin?
One copper.
<em>One copper?</em>
One copper for two?
Garry!
The Antinium turned as Erin came over, beaming. The muffins looked to die for, and she plucked one up.
Hows my favorite Antinium [Chef]? And thats only you, so dont get worried. You cant sell these for a copper, Garry! Theyre worth a lot more! Even with bugs! Can I have one?
Yes, Erin. It is good to see you.
The Antinium smiled. Erin took a big bite of the raisin muffin, and the [Laborer] brightened. He fumbled for his coin pouch.
Ill have s
Erin <em>sprayed</em> the acidfly-muffin to the side. The man backed away as Erin coughed.
No, wait! I didnt check which one it was. That uhit was good except for bugs. You know I have a thing about bugs, Garry.
I have observed this, Erin. I am sorry you do not find it ptable. Yet.
The [Chef] reassured her. Lyte caught up as Erin drank from her water sk.
Hello, Garry. Is your shop doing well?
The Antinium smiled.
I have lost money every single day since opening. However, I have also cleared my entire inventory. Even the bug-items. I am leveling up.
Thats great, really. Do I have anything in my teeth? Wheres Pawn? Weve got <em>great</em> news, Garry.
The [Chef]s antennae perked up. As Erin unloaded her bag of holding he listened to the revtion about Antinium speech.
This is most excellent. I am very happy! I must have my two assistants learn to speakalthough I do not know if they will be able to do the same signing.
Why?
Their bodies are not the same. They have different appendages.
Thats rightbecause theyre Flying Antinium? What are their names again?
Pisca and Runel. They are both nearing Level 10 as [Assistant Baker] and [Assistant Cook].
Ooh! And heres the riceImani says shed be d to have you in the kitchen if you want to practice.
Garry delicately sampled the dishes Erin had put out.
This is indeedmm. Yes. I am very pleased. I think I will attempt to make them first, Erin, and then inquire if I have questions. Interestinga root mashed up? What if I added intestines of, say,rvae and
The young womans smile turned a bit green as Garry began specting. Erin loved Garrys bakery, really. But she had vowed <em>never</em> to buy anything close to the insect-section.
Is Pawn around, Garry?
I believe so. He went to purchase some supplies and has been dyed. Is Bird doing well, Erin?
Hes as happy as can be. I think hes nning on upgrading the towerthe third floors done but Lyte wants an <em>attic.</em> Birds got ns since he asked for all this wood and nails and rope and stuff.
Hed better not try making changes without me. But at least hes busy and not asking for a ballista. Or a catapult. Or a trebuchet.
Lyte rolled her eyes. Then she and Erin saw a figure heading down the mostly-empty street. Garry saw a hungry-looking Drake boy in less-than-ster clothing run up.
The usual, Kesst? I have a special pie for you. It does not have bugs. Do not look at me like that. One momentone copper, please.
Erin turned her headbut Lyte hugged Pawn and distracted her and the Drake boy was gone with an entire pie before she could blink.
Pawn! I have the most <em>wonderful </em>news!
Really? But how disappointing. I thought I was the only one with a wonderful discovery today. Once again, Erin has outdone me. It was her, wasnt it?
Pawn, the [Priest] of the Painted Antinium smiled as he embraced Lyte back. He had something in his handsa journal? And a quill.
It wasnt me, for once! Hi Pawn! Hows it going?
Very well, Erin. And soon to be better?
The Soldiers can <em>talk!</em> With Mrshas signnguage! Its so obviousthey cant write, but they can talk!
Erin threw up her hands. Garry copied her. Pawns antennae went still for a moment.
Oh. Of course. Howwonderful.
Pawn?
The [Priest] sped two hands together.
I am ovee with emotion, Lyte. And I feel foolish that I did not think of it myself. Thisthis is wonderful news! And it fits. It shall be thest entry I write in <em>this.</em>
He brandished the notebook at Lyte and Erin. The two regarded it curiously.
Whats that, Pawn? Your diary? <em>Hey,</em> thats not a bad idea!
The [Innkeeper] saw Pawn shake his head slightly.
Oh no, Erin. This is no journal. Thisis to be our sacred text. I have just added the first entry.
The young woman saw Lytes head swivel towards her. Her jaw dropped.
You mean, a bible?
If that is the word, yes. I was given to understand by Ryoka that there are many such documents. Conflicting reports.
Uhsort of.
That was somehow Pawn. Hes taken this to another level that Erin couldnt follow him to in a moment. She had to process this.
Youre going to write it, Pawn?
Who else but me, Erin? It urred to me the other day that if I died
Dont say that.
Lyte squeezed Pawn with a scowl. He went on, doggedly.
and that I am simply inefficient by myself. There are [Acolytes]. But a written text is reproducible. Why? Is there something wrong with me writing one?
Er. NyI think Ill let Ryoka answer that. You <em>might</em> be the right person, actually. Unless theres a dude who walks on water somewhere. Waitnohe didnt actually write anything down. Huh.
I could ask Magus Grimalkin?
Pawn tilted his head left and right, doubtfully. Erinughed.
Sowhat are you writing?
The [Priest] offered her the journal. It was in, and the ink freshly dried.
Everything the Antinium need to know to find Heaven. That is all, Erin. I do not have the confidence to do anything else.
To him, it was a manual to getting into Heaven. Erin opened itPawn had yet to give his text a name. She read, slowly, seeing the neat handwriting of the Antinium, economical with space yet still legible.
<em>In the beginning, someone might have created the world. Or, possibly, it sprang into existence due to a number of factors. The world of our reality was potentially created in seven days. Other sources im different lengths of time or methods. Reports are unclear and unverifiable. </em>
<em>It does not matter. Once, perhaps, there were gods. But they were not gods for us. Farter, when the gods were dead, the Antinium were created and created themselveswe were not born, but made.</em>
<em></em>
It went on for a bit. Pawn did not know the full story of the Antinium and he wrote that down.
Its uhvery honest about the gaps, Pawn.
It is not the important part, Erin. I am just giving perspective. What do you think?
Um. I think its great. Really. Do you think itll really help with your sermons, Pawn?
I believe so, Erin. After allI n to hire an [Illustrator] and pay for the important parts.
What parts?
The [Priest] pointed up.
The sky. This book must have color. And each one should have a flower. I have thought about more to add. I am open to suggestions.
Erin and Lyte exchanged a nce. Erin smiled.
You knowI think every religious text could use a picture of the sky and a flower. What aboutsome smells? Besides flowers?
Cinnamon. These are good ideas, yes. Shall we go conduct the interviews? You said you were on a busy schedule, Lyte.
Pawn made a few notes on a separate journal. Erin saw Lyte nod.
Absolutely. Ishkr should have the applicants all set. Garry, Im sorry, we have to run back to the inn, but
I am quite happy, Miss Lyte, Erin. I must add these recipes to <em>my</em> cookbook. I will have someone take over my bakery. And I found a dead rat on the street. Goodbye!
The [Chef] happily hurried back into the Hive. Erin waved after him and they walked back to the inn. They walked backErin bounced on her feet and pped her forehead.
Oh no. I have to pick up some sugar! I promised Imani!
You could get someone to
Toote, Lyte saw Erin run off towards Krshias stall. She rolled her eyes, but she headed back to the inn with Pawn. He was writing in his journal.
More of your text, Pawn? Erins exined the idea of gthe idea ofthe idea of religion, but its so strange.
She stumbled a bit. Pawn looked up and nodded.
I know. I could exin again.
Its fine. I dont need to get it.
Yet you enjoy my presence anyways. How curious.
Lyte started giggling. Pawns deadpan astonishment always made her do that. Pawn looked ahead.
So. How is your day going?
I got Mrsha to wear a dress. Well, a kilt. Youll see once we get to the inn. And were hoping to hire eight more positions onto the staff.
How many of them will be Antinium? There are thirty seven applicants.
Lyte hesitated.
Im hoping to add four, Pawn. Permanently. But I want more Drakes, Gnolls, even a Human if ones applied.
I see. I hope they meet the qualifications. How will you decide?
Erin and I will do it. Shell probably handle the Antinium unless you have observations.
Pawn tilted his head back and forth.
Did you not once tell me that Erin was garbage at managing the staff?
Lyte looked around for Erin. She sighed.
Erincannot fire people. Or bnce a budget. She doesnt really have an eye for talent, either. <em>However,</em> she does bring out the best in people regardless of who they are. If she finds someone she likes, Ill definitely consider hiring them. We work well together.
I see. That does seem useful. I will offer my suggestions if you would like.
I would like that. Just whisper them to me or tell me when no one will hear, though, mkay? Especially because we <em>might</em> have to hire Ishkrs sister. He asked us to consider it and hes really been so helpfulbut uheven he wont rmend her, so be subtle, alright?
Of course. I have learned subterfuge, Lyte.
Sheughed a bit at that and Pawn smiled. But thenhe did not show her what hed just written either.
<em>In the beginning, there was an inn. And a kind person came there one day. Her name was Erin Solstice</em>
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An ordinary day in The Wandering Inn. Or unordinary, as it might turn out to be. But either way, it began quietly, without explosions or too much drama.
How many days had passed since thest event? What counted? The Wyvern attack? Magnolia Reinhart storming into Liscor?
No matter how you sliced it, though, a lot <em>had</em> happened. Even recently, the inn had been demolished and rebuilt, and didnt that feel like an age ago? And still, here the inn was. Here it remained.
It made Montressa du Valeross feelodd. Odd, because part of her enjoyed these days.
It was as if she had exhausted all her mana. But instead of feeling mana burnt, or mana drainedshe was just empty. Not apathetic. Just empty of the hate and rage and fear.
She had been like that for a while, now. She woke up every day, ate a tasty breakfast, went out with Beza or sat about taking notes, arguing, watching the orb. Studied magic in the evenings
It was likebeing at Wistram Academy.
No. Wrong.
It was like how being at Wistram <em>should</em> have been. How it had been for about two years before her world had turned upside down. That day when Calvaron died, and she became an outcast and her two friends left.
She should have gone with them. Noshe shouldnt have judged them as she did. Noshe had her reasons to do that and they had been fair and unfair at the same time.
It was just a bad time.
That was how Montressa could ept it. It was not a neat bow on the past. Nor did it clear up the present. Erin still held Montressa at a remove. Her ess to the Garden of Sanctuary wasspotty. Mrsha kept pranking Bezale. Her status in Wistram was in jeopardy, if she ever returned. Beatrice would surely kill her.
And wasthat fine? Again, it wasnt great. But Montressa realized she was done.
Done with hunting Pisces. Done with her grudge that had carried her out this far. Forgiving him was hard. But trying to kill him was impossible.
He had done it. Unleashed the undead. He was a [Necromancer]. He had lied to her andhe was also the same person who had linked with Ceria. Killed an Adult Creler.
Someone could be a friend, a hero, hateful and glorious and more at the same time. Montressa wasnt done thinking it over. But she couldnt maintain her quest.
Neither did she have a team anymore. Isceil was dead. Ulinde had gone to the Halfseekers, chasing her dream. Palt waswith them and not at the same time.
And Beza? Even she had a different journey, reckoning with Calruz and herself. So where did Montressa fall into all of it?
You know. Erin wont kick us out. I dont think so, at least. Not unless we make a mistake like before. Maybe we could do some spells for her. Temporary enchantments and so on.
Mhm.
The two were walking down a street. Montressa went on.
And we both earn enough to pay rent and for food and other necessities. I mean, Liscors not exactly First Landing. Its not <em>expensive.</em>
Reasonable, yes.
Sowe could live here forever, couldnt we? I mean, what else would we do?
At that, Bezale stopped. She looked at Montressa.
Im going home.
Now?
The [Aegiscaster] saw the [Spellscribe], her tall, muscr friend, smile.
Not now, Montressa. But someday I will return to the House of Minos and I wish to bring back a worthy gift for my people when I do. Astory.
I get that.
And you have a family. What will House Valeross say?
Honestly? They wouldnt be pleased, but if I helped out a bitIm a [Mage], Bezale. That sort of makes me a friendly outsider who can help but whos not expected to be political or get married. I just
Youre being mncholy again. You havent been staring at that Erins mes, have you?
Bezale elbowed Montressa in the chest. The [Mage] almostughed.
No. No, its justI dont know what to do, Beza.
Mhm.
I mean
The Minotauress folded her arms and leaned against a wall for a moment.
I know what you mean. Me too, Montressa. Me too.
The two looked at each other. And there it was. Mons had been so much youngeryears younger, half a decade and thus a quarter of her life ago when Pisces had earned her enmity. Her life had been consumed by her istion, her grudge.
Now what? What did she have left?
Ican barely remember being a 1<sup>st</sup> Year student. Or 2<sup>nd</sup> Year. What did I want to do before I wanted to put Pisces in jail, take revenge?
Montressa looked at her hands. Bezale raised her fist to knock.
Perhaps save it for after we
I wanted to be a great [Mage]. I wanted to be an Archmage. Beza. I want to keep studying magic.
The Minotauress looked at Mons. She lowered her fist.
Okay. Whats stopping you?
I mean, I want to <em>learn</em> magic. Not just keep up my studies, Beza. Where did that Beza go? The one who was learning in books and arguing with professors? That Mons? Were more like adventurers these days. We have <em>jobs.</em> We should be [Mages]. Students of magic! We
Hello?
The door opened and a suspicious face poked her head out. Montressa and Bezale had been standing outside the shop for thest minute or so, talking. The two jumped.
Oh! Um. MissCedava? Were Montressa and Bezale. We sent you a letter via Street Runner regarding a meeting?
The suspicious [Seamstress]s face cleared. She was, in fact, the best and most-fashionable clothier in all of Invrisil, which was where Montressa and Bezale were. She opened the door wider, letting a bustling shops sounds pour over them.
Of course! I didnt expect
She eyed Bezale. The Minotauress was all charm, though.
We quite understand, Miss Cedava. Would you like to speak here or more privately?
My backroom. Please excuse me. Sharit? Take over the front for me, please.
A Duhan with pins in his mouth made his body wave at the woman. The two [Mages] headed back with Cedava. The [Seamstress] was a bit flustered, and eyed the twos considerably younger age askance as she offered them some tea. But Montressa and Beza had done this before.
Calm, polite, professional. Theyd received lessons from Wistram on how to act. Of coursethey were acting in their own capacity here, and that was the first thing Montressa said after the niceties were done.
We maintain our Wistram contracts, but wed like to be up front that this is not an Academy business, as we said, Miss Cedava.
Of course.
The woman looked uneasy for a moment. Beza stepped in. Theyd perfected this part too.
Naturally, thats to everyones benefit. Wistram-<em>sponsored</em> is less preferable to relying on the academys resources without the political entanglement.
I can see that. And you two are running the
Mons had a polite smile on her face as she adjusted her posture. There was a way to do this, especially two-on-one. You could be intimidating since the other person was obviously outnumbered. But reassurance was what they wanted here, so Bezale sat a bit back as Montressa took the intimate role.
If Beza leaned forwards the other person was in fear of being stabbed in the head by a horn. Or Beza head butting them.
Were coordinating thework, yes, Miss Cedava. But were hardly the <em>managers.</em> Rather, we facilitate. Youd own your business here, in Liscor, or Pass. Our job is just to handle hups. And of course, theres arger system to fall back on. We <em>are</em> making use of the door, after all.
Of course. Throughtheer
The Wandering Inn.
It was only <em>partly</em> untrue, which is why it would have soared past a truth spell. Montressa had workshopped a lot of the dialogue with one, in fact. Cedava might have been using one concealed somewhere; there was a flicker by the desk behind Montressa she was picking up, but all the better. That meant Cedava was smart and also that she knew they were telling the truth.
Even ifErin wasnt exactly <em>sanctioning</em> this. But it was true, everything Mons and Beza had said and the deal they wereying out.
A shop in Liscor. You knowits a small city. Compared to Invrisil.
A shop in a city thats added over a tenth of its poption in thest months. Two tenths, actually, right Beza?
And Pass. Remember, Miss Cedava. Dont think of Liscor as a city in the old, geographical sense. Think of it as a city half an hour away from Invrisil. And <em>half an hour away from Pass.</em> And soondozens of other cities.
The womans eyes widened. But it was true. The [Lords] of Izril that Erin was delivering goods to were making the same inquiries as a few Drake cities and Human ones.
I cansee that. But Invrisil would be the same city, wouldnt it?
Exactly. But you already have a shop here. Liscor on the other hand is where The Wandering Inn is based. And Pass? Its the City of Inventions. Two other cities.
The [Seamstress] was nodding. She was no fool; she was the most savvy [Seamstress] in Invrisil, both businesswoman and designer of fantastic clothing. That was why Magnolia Reinhart hade to <em>her</em> for her new dresses that had left such a mark.
Oh yes. A mark. True, the King of Destruction had been in the news and there were always new thingsing in via scrying orb. Niers Astoragon ying chess, the drama with the Couriers at sea.
Something for everyone. But the world of fashion was still dwelling on things like Magnolias dress. Never mind the assassination attempt.
Even passing through her shop to the back had shown Montressa that Cedavas business was <em>hopping.</em> Everyone wanted a dress in the new fashion!
Opening up two more business in two different cities is a huge thing to imagine, Mage Montressa. I can barely keep my shop running even after hiring twice as much staff and giving the others overtime
Cedavaughed. Mons just raised an eyebrow.
Miss Cedava. Youre swamped here. But that means two more shops will have <em>three times as much business. And revenue.</em>
That shook the woman. She licked her lips.
You think so?
Bezas turn. She steepled her fingers together.
Miss Cedava. Ive been in Liscor and I know theres demand for your clothing at the right prices. Pass? Different prices. We can, ahem, tailor to each city. But the moment wontst forever. Everyone steals designs
The [Seamstress]s gaze darkened.
Yes they do. Half of the [Seamstresses] and [Tailors] and so-called [Fashionistas] are stealing the designs <em>I</em> came up with.
Montressa barely noticed the hesitation. She probably would have missed it if she hadnt known to look for it.
<em>The ones Magnolia gave you from Earth, you mean, eh? </em>But she smiled innocuously.
Well, you can beat thepetition, Miss Cedava. Bezale and I are willing to do the footwork, make the connections. And dont think of it as being too far away to manage. Well bring the applicants wholl run your shop and cut your dresses <em>here.</em> You want to make sure they have the right Skills? Communicate a new design? Invrisil is two door jumps away at <em>most.</em>
The woman was nodding.
Ilets say I want to open one shop in Passor maybe Liscor
Were all too willing to adjust. Take it however slow you want, Miss Cedava.
And you have ideas?
We have a roster. Beza, our Liscor file.
The woman was astounded as Mons and Bezale pulled up a file on each of the people they thought could be Cedavas representative in Liscorand people who might move from Invrisil or Pass to fill the role.
You had that all ready?
Just in case youd ept. Were moving fast, Miss Cedava. Youre not the only person investing in other cities.
Her eyes flickered. <em>Yes, thats right. We clue you in that youre part of a bigger thing and youll sign our contract. </em>Mons was not unskillful in this game. After allshe had a been a Secret Broker in Wistram.
From there it was just going over details and terms and offering Cedava a magical contract to sign. Mons was perfectly willing to give the woman a day or two, but shed clearly already been bought by the pitch or even beforehand. She signed then and there and then tossed something extra in to sweeten the deal.
Were booked now, but Ill put both of you down for a free dress on the house. Any style. Its a <em>pleasure</em> to be working with you two.
Mons and Beza kept their faces straight. Only when they had bade farewell and gotten several blocks away did they celebrate.
<em>Another client!</em>
The two high-fived and Mons hugged Beza. Cedava was number six! Their newwork of business <em>and</em> possibly secret brokering was off the ground!
It was all about understanding, seeing the potentiality in the magic door. Not just that you could move goods from one ce to anotherthat was old hat, basic.
It was about talent. Having a [Seamstress] like Cedava able topete with Passand in her case, take Pass by <em>storm</em> since she had the new designs Pass had seen the Human [Ladies] wearing!
All of Montressa and Bezales clients were that level of savvy. Which meant getting them onboard easy. The first had actually helpede up with the idea.
It had been Rufelt and Lasica. Not on Cedavas level. But rather, Lasica and Rufelt had agreed to take on lower-level [Chefs] and [Bartenders] from Invrisil and Liscor to train up. The idea had sprung from a night on the city with Montressa and Bezalementing Palts exalted positionright after <em>Pelt</em> had jumped over to Esthelm.
After that? It had flowed like clockwork.
Client number two was Pelt. The two were helping him ship out his custom order and get the high-roller clients as well as source ore via Pass and Invrisil. They had the skillsetWistram was a <em>name.</em> And then hade Hedault, and
They had yet to turn a massive profit. Ormuch of one. Mons and Beza were running around getting new clients, setting up the businesses. But they were already reaping dividends. After allthey were the unofficial gatekeepers of the doorway.
No one else had quite mastered the ability to walk through the door like they could. They didnt know <em>Erin Solstice</em>. And from what Montressa now understoodany would-be entrepreneurs would run up against a brick wall in Erin and then have to deal with Lyte.
It was a strange new world. Montressa was poised to be the first multi-city broker. She hadnt gone into secret-brokering, which was something with the gangs of each city and more dangerousbut here she was.
Palt was wee to his damn status as the go-getter for his faction with Erin giving him Earth-only information. Montressa had taken the other option, which might be more advantageous to <em>her</em> personally in the long run. After allmoney and influence werent what Erin had in spades. Not like this. But then againshe didnt want to get to know Erin as well as Palt did.
I think this calls for a night in Tails and Scales.
Beza rubbed her hands together. They were, of course, on the entry list. Mons was smiling. But one thing subdued her joy.
This is going to be us, isnt it, Beza? I meanIm d youre working with me. Butthats it for our careers in our factions, isnt it?
The Minotauress head lowered. The Scriptels were allied with the Revivalists. And theyd both lied about Erin.
We werent thergest horns around anyways. And when the wind blows you west, you dont sail east.
Unless its the Last Tide.
Dont be smart.
Beza elbowed Montressa again. The [Aegiscaster] smiled.
Sodrinks. When do you want to rub Palts face in it?
With the new dresses and a bucket of gold. And Montressa?
Mhm?
Beza stopped her friend and looked at her seriously.
Its all ahead, Montressa. You and Ithis is <em>it.</em> Studying? We can afford the spellbooks wed never get until we were at the top of our factions. Sess? Your team up with Beatrice wont be <em>half</em> as sessful as this.
She was right. Montressa felta bit more grounded. As if she had been floating on the familyske right outside the Valeross mansion. And finallyshe was tethered.
The [Mage] reached out and grasped Bezas arm.
I guess weve got to break the news to Erin too at some point. Maybe at Tails and Scales tonight?
Maybe Lyte first? Which do we tackle? The [Princess]ll want a cut.
UmErin. Erins the one we need. Lytes savvy.
She is a<em> [Princess].</em>
Beza used a quick [Silence] spell on thatst bit. Montressa nodded. Oh yes. There was a reason to be at The Wandering Inn. She couldnt <em>believe</em> she hadnt put it together. But, wellred hair wasnt all Terandrian royalty. But Lyte really, <em>really</em> needed her anti-[Appraisal] ring. Montressa had been flipping out about Mrsha when shed figured that out.
StrangelyPawn hadnt had a single level. Either he was like that Ryoka or something else was up. But Montressa had time.
She and Beza were just about to go look for gifts to cate Erin and Lyte when they both raised their fingers to their brows.
Argh. Duty calls.
Cheer up. This <em>proves</em> they need us.
Client #3 wanted a word. And since they were also poised to <em>really</em> make Montressa and Bezale rich, the two hurried off. They were based in Invrisil, too. The two went to find the yers of Celum. That Emme knew when to make deals too.
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Look at them. Look at where theyvee.
Opening clothing shops in multiple cities, making suspicious bug-free pies, writing religious texts.
Putting on a kilt. Sometimeseveryone just needed to look themselves in a mirror and wonder how far theyde. Sometimesit was a stranger who looked back at you.
Temile stopped admiring himself in the spoon when he realized Jasi wasughing at him. The Drake saw the [Producer] blush.
Sorry. Dont want them to throw us out.
He gulped, only partly joking as he stared around the restaurant, the <em>Djinnis Spoon. </em>One of <em>the</em> most high-ss and sought-after establishments in the entire City of Adventurers.
Not currently being run by a Djinni, incidentally. The little historical card theyd been given along with the expensive, gleaming silverware at the cloth table which was actually just a cloth <em>draped</em><em>in the air</em> to act like a tablehard on the surface but with nothing to smack your shins intoexined the history of the ce.
Apparently, the <em>Djinnis Spoon</em> had used to employ a Chandrarian Djinni as the cook, but it had been forced to sell the Djinni a long time ago when theyd fallen on hard times. Still, the restaurant had rallied on good cooking and still kept the name and magical bent.
Dont worry, Temile. The [Chef] asked for your autograph along with all of ours. They wont kick us out until they get them.
<em>Mine?</em>
You performed with us on stage!
Just once. And that was a spontaneous show. Im not nearly as good as the main cast of the yers
Temile felt nervous and out-of-ce in this fancy restaurant. He sat straight as if the elegant [Waiter] practically gliding over to them were inspecting <em>his</em> behavior.
Ladies, gentlemen. Were <em>delighted</em> to host the yers of Celum tonight. The management would like to express what an honor it is and if I might be unprofessional for just a momentI saw the second showing of <em>Elisial</em> and I was star struck.
Oh, thank you so much! May I ask your name?
That came from Wesle. The [Waiter] blushed as he bowed.
Engam, sir.
Well, let me just writeJasi, do you want to do the embellishments?
Wesle handed the cardboard autograph over to Jasi. And when <em>she</em>ughed next to Temile, he felt every eye in the restaurant turn to her. He felt dirty, unkempt, the cut on his cheek from where hed been shaving this morning in The Wandering Inn asrge as a sword gash.
His right hands thumb also felt obvious and exposed, despite the fact that hed hidden it under the tablecloth. Compared to him, Jasi <em>shone.</em> One of the two most famous [Actors] in the city, a sensation that had taken the City of Adventurers by storm, she wrote, sounding out her autograph for the delighted Engam.
<em>I hopeyou will have a chance to see us on stage again, Engam. Love, Jasi Redigal. </em>Thank you so much! Wasnt that the y where we were still getting our feet and we identally <em>burned</em> half the set?
The part-Dwarf woman grinned over her winess on her taller seat as the [Waiter] bowed and circted the table. The first bottle of wine was poured generously into Temiles ss. No stinting for this crowd.
He didnt fit in. There was Emme, the <em>real</em> [Manager] of the troupe in Invrisil. Wesle, the male [Actor] who had the eye of every eligible bacheloretteand some who werent eligiblein the city on him.
Kilkran, bald but golden-voiced. Esbell, Yimurr, their first Gnoll [Actor], Pralcem, the second, Jexam, the Drake behind the scenes, Andel, the [Writer]
This was the <em>crew. </em>The originals, take no exceptions, who had left Celum and gone to Invrisil before the door existed. Theyd beat the door, in fact, and be legends by their hard work.
Temile? Temile hadstayed. But theyd insisted hee along. Nowthe yers shone.
In fact, theyd had to give him his take of their profits just so he could buy a suit that fit this restaurant. The yers were rich. They wore magical artifacts, Cedavas tailoring, and theyd gotten this booking by <em>being invited.</em> Not even asking.
Gone were the days when they were a ragtag group performing out of a warehouse or a curtain in the Frenzied Hare, with Erin Solstice serving tables and making food while helping them with their lines.
Temile almost missed it. And yetwhen the first course was ced down and literally levitated upwards such they you had to use one of the delicately sharp forks to spear it, like a fish moving through the airyou sort of didnt miss hunger and no money.
Half magical air, half spun sugar. <em>Nali-sticks</em> and Toanberries,bined together. The dipping sauce adds the <em>slightest</em> savory to bnce the sweet. A ssic of the <em>Djinnis Spoon</em>and the cause of one fatality where a particrly hungry customer ate thirty and levitated eight miles into the air before the spell wore off.
The [Waiter] delivered all that with a ir of his own. He might have been a good [Actor]. Temile hesitated, and bit his lip on thement.
It was far from a quiet, reserved table. The others were talkingarguing over the moment with in Elisial. They were all the centers of attentionhalf-acting even now.
No, no, I recall it now! We <em>did</em> burn the set! I nearly killed Andelbut Eltistiman saved the day! Most of the audience had no idea half the set was magical and it worked so well we had Eltistiman do the next three ys with illusions for the props!
Kilkran wasughing as he hugged Eltistiman with one arm. The [Magician] was not one of the originals, but he had certainly earned his ce. Eltistiman toasted the others with a ss.
And my life was entirely for the better the moment I asked to join your troupe!
Dead gods. And we met you with those [Thugs] or whatever in the inn. Remember? Wesle and the others decided it was a good idea to pretend to be [Warriors]
Jasiughed and Wesle turned red. Temile grinned as he took another deep drinkhe had heard that one.
Hah! WellI may have had a fat head. But I <em>did</em> just get my [Method Actor] Skill.
The [Actor] conceded. The others chuckled. It was Yimur who lifted a paw.
And atst<em>I</em> can finally catch up to you there, Wesle. No more of you quietly lording it over the rest of us! Oh, do you want me to string a bow? I know how, thanks to my Skill. Anyone fancy a little duel? Ive been studying Gold-rank [Warriors]
The othersughed again. Orica, who had been almost as quiet as Temile, lifted a fork and the floating sugar shed been nibbling on.
Yes, thats right. To Yimur and the [Humble Actor] Skill!
Temile could voice agreement here, and did so dly. This was a celebration as much as a reunion andif Emme had been hintingsomething more. Yimur took a bow to apuse around the room.
Skills and levels. Do you have any new ones as a [Producer], Temile?
Jasi leaned over and murmured to him as the others began arguing about who Yimur should shadow first. Temile felt a sh ofjealousy? He had no right to that. Hed volunteered to stay, after all.
Ah, well, just a few. Im not Emme. So my [Producer] ss only gave me a few. [Eye for Talent], [Pinpoint Discord]helps with the arguments behind the scenes, and a decent one in [Revitalizing Touch].
Oh! Like a [Masseuse]? Or some [Healers]?
She smiled.
Yes. Funny storyit saved our lives in this performance where
Before he could tell the not-so-great story, Temile was interrupted by the [Waiter] again. This time he had the first course.
yers of Celum, our first dish. <em>Goose elrava. </em>Which is to say
He ced the dish down with a flourish. It was, in facteveryone eximed at the pile of oddly-colored
Salt?
Emme looked up. Engam nodded.
Exactly, Miss Emme. Salt, in six varieties. A special blend, mixed with elements of Sages Grass, spices from three continentsall to create a baking shell. And inside is the goosethe Anitt-breed. Known for their ferocity such that farrger monsters will not dare to cross them. Highly intelligent, highly delectable. The saltes awayas so
He produced a brush and flicked it over the dish. It was a clever trick; Temile was sure the [Magical Chef] or whatever the persons ss was had prepared the goose and <em>re-covered</em> it with salt. How else to exin the ze and other additions from the baked dish?
But the salt mixture whirled up,nded in a flurry on the table, and became
<em>A Salt Golem. </em>Nothing like the real thing, but it briskly donned the little hat Engam ced on its head, cut and divided and served the goose to the delight of the yers.
And it was delicious and moistnot what youd expect for something baked in salt. Or was it? Temile was no [Cook]. He saw Jasi pressing a wed hand to her mouth.
It is <em>so good.</em> Im drooling. Temile, what were you saying?
Ivepletely forgotten. I wonder if we can give Erin some of this?
Dead gods! She really should havee with us!
You know her. She hasnt even used the booth. I dont actually think we told her we were going to the <em>Djinnis</em><em>Spoon.</em> Did you, Temile?
Itpletely slipped my mind. But perhaps if we can bring some back well convince her.
Ill petition the [Chef] myself for a second one. On bended knee!
Kilkran got up toughter. Half the table wanted to stop him, the other half egged him on. He entered the kitchen to the audible delight of the [Chef].
Jasi rolled her eyes. She looked back at Temile.
Erin serves you food, doesnt she?
Room and board for those of us not taking lodging elsewhere. Very decent food. Just not
Jasi nodded.
I still recall Agnes inn. I wonder what became of it during the Bloodraiders attack?
The two shuddered. Temile was d to have taken the yers to Erins inn. But he had an aunt whod narrowly avoided
Er, Jasi. Im quite grateful to you all making me a part of the yers. To be honest, I fairly dont fit in.
The man confessed atst. It burst out of him. Jasis eyes widened.
What? You were the one who stayed to keep the yers alive in Celum, Temile! Of course wed make you one of the originals! Emme was beside herself when we found out we hadnt paid you properly!
Exactly. We thought youd be furious. Kilkran cant look you in the eye, hence him going off.
Orica leaned over. Temile started.
<em>Him?</em> But Im not half as grand as
He waved an arm around and found it was shaking. This ce scared him more than any stage. He could stand in front of a crowd of hundreds or even thousand in Invrisil and perform his lines even if he was scared spitless. But this ce?
Jasi startedughing. Orica joined in as well. She shook her head.
<em>Temile.</em> You think I dont feel like Im out of ce? I was a <em>[Washer]</em> less than a year ago! Im so scared Ill spill wine and have to pay for the tablecloth I nearly wet myself!
The [Producer] stared at Jasi. She looked so sincere. Of course, she could be lying. But then he rememberedreally remembered <em>who they were.</em>
Look at them. Here was Jasi, who had washed clothing until her scales fell off, and whose brother had lured an [Innkeeper] into a mugging. Wesle, the unfortunate [Guardsman] whod had to deal with a stranger from Liscor.
Kilkran, the [cksmith] with a heart of gold and Yimur, his assistant! Emme, whod been working as a [Manager] overseeing <em>[Stablehands].</em> Andel had been a [Potter]
Slowly Temile rxed. And then heughed. Jasis eyes twinkled at him.
We should have remembered what its like. Weve done this several timesbut the first restaurant we went to like this we were so terrified. I think we still are, but you know [Actors]. Forgive us?
Well, I feel the right fool. <em>Cut me in swain, mdy, with a sword, and it twould be a kindness for your tongues no less sharp!</em>
He muttered. It was a line from <em>Elisial</em> and Jasisughter and her pping her hands made him rx. Suddenlythe food was ten times more delicious and it had already been phantasmal.
Kilkran came back with a team of the staff, all of whom had his autograph, and a promise to get the goose in exchange for an autograph from all of them. The next course was a cassoulet<em>magical</em> of course.
Sixteen different meats, each from a magical animal. For instance, we have Frost Wyvern prime cuts, Rocs wing, Stelboreseasoned and prepared separately to remove the gaminessnaturally our vegetable medley is no less magical. The beans, for instance, are the Qizl beans which grow to those fantastical giant vines if given enough mana, overnight as the legends say
The others were interrupted by a shout. Pralcem had rapped another of the [Actor]s fingers as he helped himself to the delicious meal.
Pralcem, damn it! Thats my fencing-hand! How will we performter if Im injured?
The other Gnoll growled.
Youll put a potion on it. Let the [Waiter] finish.
Temile was half-listening. Orica was looking at the dish as it was served. She spoke to Jasi and Temile as they began the third course with great delight.
With the Skills of the [Chef], apparently well be full on the courses but wont fill <em>up.</em> We can go three days without even needing to think of a bite and if we do eatwe wont gain weight. Its the kind of thing a Gold-rank adventurer can order before going on a long mission.
Fantastic. You know, that [Waiter] could have been one of us. Im sure hed pass an audition in the yers of Liscor.
Tell him! He might actually join!
Jasiughed. Temile shook his head.
He probably earns more than Ithan our yers of Liscor do in a night here than a month of work.
Ohtrue. Is it just not as popr?
Some of the others looked at Temile. He rolled his shoulders.
The difference between a city Liscors size and one of Invrisils, Im afraid. But we make quite a good living! Just not <em>this.</em>
Wait until you get invited to Pass, Temile. Your day wille. Then I want some of the money flowing back into our coffers!
Kilkranughed and Temile grinned.
Its a promise, Five Families willing. Pass is just reluctant to have us in. First it was because we were mostly Humans
Now?
That we came from a Human-city. I cant win.
There was good-naturedughter and cursing all around. Two of the others elbowed Jexam.
Put in a good word for you, Jexam! And you, Jasi.
Were from the north! They wont take us.
Ah, well, maybe after today Temile will have his shot.
Emme looked around and the table stirred. Jasi smiled knowingly, and so did Wesle and Kilkran, and a few others, but no one borated.
High-level. Thats the difference between us, Jasi. All that time on the road
You had the harder job. Only one of us fought Crelers.
Jasi looked at Temiles stump. He flexed his hand and shuddered.
True enough. Dead gods, but I thought I was truly dead.
Im still trying to make it into a story. Its justaction and yers.
Orica waved a hand. Temile shrugged.
If I thought I could star in a y by the yers, Id cut off more than a thumb! Hows a pinky sound?
Moreughter. The wine was flowing well and the food kepting. The cassoulet had been a marvel and difficult too! It had taken over a week of careful marinating for someponents and magical cooking being what it wasthe [Chef] had preservation runes all over to prevent even the slightest <em>hint</em> of decay, rot, or even contamination by pesky air.
This next dish will grow your hair out. Wonder what itll do to your neck-spines, Jasi?
Its a type of hair. Go to Rhirs hell, Andel. And this is excellent cooking, Engam.
The [Waiter] bowed.
Its a delight you think so, Miss Jasi. The chef will be honored. It may not be asshy as some restaurants. Invisible dishes, ming foods
Weve seen all this.
The man nodded.
The Djinnis Spoon used to have more such dishes, as the first course shows. But the restaurant took to quality over show. Fads like teleporting foode and go. Quality <emsts.</em>
Well said!
It came from all the [Actors]. It was a sentiment they could get behind. After allthey were performing tales so timeless they had created a second resurgence in this moment.
Speaking of Skillsany new ones for you, Jasi? I know Wesles gotten even more disgustingI didnt get a chance to see it, though.
Wesle Salkie, the [Method Actor] who had been Level 26 around the time hede to Invrisil had smashed past Level 30 and was now a rare ss. [Famed Method Actor]an addition to the ss and he was gaining Skills to match! Not that anyone knew what the standard was. But
[Everyday Prop]? Wesle, go on, show Temile.
What, you mean, my <em>sword?</em>
Wesle reached outand drew a long, noblemans sword. Beautiful steel, jeweled pommelit looked and swung like an expensive weapon. And it wasexcept for the enchantment. In the next moment, Wesle sat back and poured himself a cup.
Not that itd be a weapon for me, guvnah. Humble folk that I am.
He winked as the mug, which even smelled like the ones Temile had drunk out of at cheap bars, was filled with a dirty bottle that the <em>Djinnis</em><em>Spoon</em> wouldnt serve to dogs. Wesle took a swig, gagged, and handed it to Kilkran.
Try this, Kilkran.
Dead gods, it tastes like home. Get it away from me!
The man swatted it away and the drink and mug went flying. They vanished before they hit the floor to apuse, as if Wesle had done a scene.
Any prop. Well, any everyday prop. A Skill to make anyone green with envy. ButJasi hadnt fallen behind in her own right.
[Famed Lead Actress] was her ssa predictable upgrade. But her Skills? Well, one of them was born in how she looked now.
Jasi had always been pretty. But now she glimmered with a kind of vitality and vigor that not even make upwhich she could produce ten gold coins worth of for free with every performanceor potions could give her.
[Refinement by de]. She literally improved with every performance. [Audience Charge] made her even more of an impact when she was doing well. [Perfect Imitation] was her version of Wesles Skill.
And to cap her Level 30 ss was
[The Actors Shadow]. If Wesle could produce any mundane object for his bitJasi could rece <em>him.</em>
Temile had seen it happen. Jasi could create a doppelganger who waswell, a shadow of the real thing. Which was still good and would get <em>better</em> with time. She could literally perform two roles on stage at the same time or use her shadow in a sacrificial bit like as Julieta real stabbing through the heart.
But the true power of the Skill? [The Actors Shadow] created a <em>shadow-Jasi.</em> Ofany species. They all were quintessentially Jasisame height, rtive to species. Same build. But dead gods.
What a Skill.
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Temile was deeper into his cups, but reassured that there were sobering potions such that hed walk out fresh as a daisy if he so chose. He looked around and <em>finally</em> realized they were down a yer, except for Erin.
Wheres Grev, Jasi?
She grimaced.
Hanging with his friends. Being a Face. Out of trouble, I think. He just refused point-nk toe to another restaurant. Mainly because I wont let him drink.
Really? When I was ad
Erin told me it was dangerous. I think Grev actually listens, but he doesnt care for us old folk anyways. Hell be about. He wont want to miss the eventter today. Speaking of which
They were having lunch, of course, although it felt like dinner with how much he was eatingand not getting full! Temile just felt more invigorated, in fact.
Ah yes. What is the big surprise? Anyone? I know youve been keeping it secret, Emme. Youre performing in Pass, is that it?
If we were, Temile, <em>youd</em> be managing it. Guess again.
The half-Dwarf woman had a sparkle in her eyes. Temile felt a leap in his chest.
Youre going to First Landing? Another nobles invited you to a private y?
Theyd done that several times. The others shook their heads. Some like Yimur didnt know. Wesle sighed.
With Magnolia Reinhart goneits tricky. Were not uh, sure, if shes still the patron. Weve asked, but her mansion is virtually empty. Dicey.
Politics. The others went silent for a moment, warily. But they were [Actors]. Hopefully no one killed them for being entertaining.
Emme waved that off.
Damn it, Wesle. Now I have to say it since you brought us down. Temile was never going to guess!
Wesle winked at Temile and the other man grinned. Emme looked around.
I haveat <em>great expense and effort</em>finally booked us a chance to <em>open </em>Pass and First Landing to us. Were popr and words spreading, but a Walled City is too good for us and First Landing has yet to know the yers. Sothe 1<sup>st</sup> Troupe is going to put on the performance of a lifetime tonight. Half past sevenpossiblyter. Thats one of the reasons were eating magical food <em>now.</em>
Whore we performing for? Even if its a dozen nobles, and I havent heard of that many, thats not worth a lifetimes performance, Emme.
Kilkran adjusted his doublet, looking offended. Alsosomewhat arrogant. But some of the other [Actors] were nodding. Emme scowled.
You want more than a dozen nobles, Kilkran? Try <em>dozens of monarchs.</em> Try the <em>world.</em> Wistram has agreed to feature us on a segment tonight! It was hard to get and
That was all she said because the table exploded into noise. Some of the eavesdroppers from the other tables scrambled to gossip the news out. The yers were on their feet.
<em>And you didnt let us rehearse?</em>
One of the [Actors] screamed. Emme shouted them down.
Weve done this a hundred times! Its <em>Hamlet </em>and dont argue! We have plenty of time! There are just a feplicationsI asked for two experts to help us. I think theyre nearly here.
She nodded at the door and called for Montressa and Bezale to be let in. Temile sat down, heart pounding in his chest.
This was <em>it.</em> Wistram? <em>Television?</em> Montressa was looking around the fancy restaurant. She looked at the yers, ready to take it to the next level. She hesitated.
Uhbad news, Emme. yers. Youve been pushed down two slots in the lineup. Theres uplications.
<em>What?</em>
The others eximed. Montressa winced. And Temilelisteningrealized that <em>Wistram</em> didnt value the yers as highly as some of them did themselves. They had no idea what the yers were. And television was a hard stage to get onto.
But theyd see.
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The yers of Celum poured into The Wandering Inn to discuss the issue. Numbtongue half-noticed them. He was sitting with Bird and Erin.
Yellow Stters had returned to the Hive to spread the good word. Pawn had left his good word in his room upstairs and Lyte was managing the new hiresincluding Ishkrs sister.
She looked rather like the [Head Waiter]. Except younger, and clearlyunhappy with her new employment. Ishkr was talking to her and she was growling a reply. Numbtongue watched with the fascination he always had with sibling dynamics. Then he went back to Bird.
Okay. Bird songtake two.
The two were quietlyposing. Bird rocked back and forth.
<em>I am Bird. There are birds. Have you heard about the water bird?</em>
Numbtongue was trying to fit the guitar to Birds songwhich he might have made up just now. They werepletely different lyrics than yesterday, or even five seconds ago. Erin wasughing.
And Numbtongues fascination with electric guitar riffs wasnt <em>exactly</em> the same as Birds melodies. But the two were having fun.
Whats this about being pushed back? It took me ages to book the slot!
Emme was pulling at her hair. Numbtongue strummed as he half-listened. Bird scratched at his head.
I am out of words to rhyme with bird, Erin.
Word? Heard? Nerd? T-turd?
Ew.
Im no good with rhymes, Bird.
That is apparent, Erin.
The Hobgoblin saw Montressa trying to sooth the wrath of Emme.
Im sorry. Im trying to get in touch with my people, Emme. Believe me, its not something on our end. Rather, its uhpolitics.
How?
It was rather simple to Numbtongue. He bypassed theyers of meaning and went to a very Goblin-answer.
The Wistram television was the first of its kind. People wanted to be on it. That was <em>everyone,</em> from [Kings] and [Queens] to powerful [Warlords] and [Mages].
Not everyone could be on it. It was like a quiver of magic arrows being shared in the Redfang tribe. First it went to those who deserved, nay, <em>needed</em> the time. Extraordinary events like the King of Destructions battles and so on took precedence.
But Wistram needed to fill the times when the Hundredfriends Courier wasnt sailing into harbor. And so they booked slots with scheduled events. A chess game. A ser match. Two Level 50 [Fencers] going at it. A poem by the worlds best [Poet].
And so on. Erin broke in here to whisper.
Thats like home! Its TV, Numbtongue. Hey, the yers look <em>great.</em> I would have gone to that restaurant with Temile! But I was doing the job applications. Apparently it was really fancy.
Mm. Should have taken me.
Id have sent you if they wouldnt kill you!
The Hobgoblin grinned.
s.
The point is that you werent <em>guaranteed</em> a slot, Emme. They probably even told you that.
But we paid them over two <em>thousand</em> gold
<em>Two thousand?</em>
Temile gagged on the drink hed taken from the <em>Djinnis Spoon.</em> Kilkran stared in horror at Emmeshe waved a finger at them.
Dont talk! Do you know how much a booking at the <em>Djinnis</em><em>Spoon</em> is worth? Anywaysit was for the chance!
Youll get the money back if they cancel, or theyll move you down. The point is its inevitable, Emme. Im sorryand believe me, Beza and I are <em>leaning</em> on our friends to get you confirmed.
Montressa was apologetic. Meanwhile, Kilkran came over.
Miss Erin, you are lovely as always! And Bird! Numbtongue, isnt it?
The Hobgoblin stared at the bald man with a voice like deep velvet, if that was even a thing. A saw being dragged pleasantly through wood while submerged in honey. Erin beamed.
Kilkran! You look great! Whats that youve got?
Oh. A, ah, gift. You werent able toe to the <em>Djinnis Spoon</em> so we thought wed
Almost shamefaced, the man offered Erin the salt-goose. All his bravado in Invrisil was more subdued around Erin. She had been there from the start, when hed auditioned. Sheughed in delight.
What? Baked in <em>salt? </em>Thats silly! Whod do something like that? <em>Palt! Imani!</em> Lyte, look at this! Mrsha too! Its a salt-goose!
A goose in salt?
Bird stopped humming. He sat up. Kilkran ced it on the table. Bird brushed some salt off as the others came out. Palt whistled.
Is that from one of the magical restaurants? Erinthats high-ss! You can bake in salt, you know.
Get out. What will you weirdos think of next?
Erinughed. Bird meanwhile was vibrating.
A salt bird. A salt bird! I very much like you, Kilkran.
Think nothing of it. ErI dont think you eat the salt Bird
Numbtongue sniffed the goose. Oh yes. Mrsha was already drooling. It was going to be a rather <em>fine</em> dinner. But he still wanted to listen.
Lookits about precedence. I dont know who bumped you down, but it might have been royalty. They have deeper pockets and they look more entertaining.
Than us?
Andel was outraged. Jasi rolled her eyes.
No ones seen a y, Andel. Its not Montressas fault. Lets just prepare for our slot if we do get one. This is an <em>audition.</em>
Thats right. No cking. Kilkran, stop showing off the goose! Weve got to make sure
The others were debating. As it turned out they were readythey just didnt know when they would be called to action. They might be bumped <em>up</em> the queue.
They must be flooded. Im sure the Mages Guild in Invrisil has a representative whos supposed to facilitate the scrying. WellBeza and I can make sure they go where <em>you</em> want. Emme, lets go. The rest of youwell take care of it.
Maybe a run-through of the y on stage?
Kilkran murmured to Wesle. The [Actor] shrugged.
We have done Hamlet in our sleep, but why not? We have an audience!
Indeed, a number of people in the inn were practically begging for it and the yers were handing out the valuable autographs. Numbtongue saw Erin rolling her eyes as Kilkran tried to hand her a special one.
Its worth something, Erin! Id be hurt if you didnt have this one! First-ss!
I know, Kilkran. Its just sofunny! Thank you, Ill treasure it. And heres Grev.
Heya, Erin. I heard Emme had her beard in a twist. You all done with the restaurant? Anything explode while I was away?
The boy walked into the inn. Like the othershe was fuller, richer. Like a Hobgoblin returning to his Tribe. Numbtongue strummed quietly, watching the yers glitter. They were before his time. An original crew, back when Erin had been in Celum.
Look at them now. Vying to get on the enchanted mirror in themon roomcurrently dark while the one in the rec room was always onwith royalty. He wasnt worried about their issues finding reception.
Their hour woulde. And if it meant more good food, he was all in. He wondered if it were possible to sneak into Invrisil? Numbtongue had a thought and left the table to go to his room.
Unlike Bird, whose room was a [Hunter]s haven of arrows, trophies, and so on, Numbtongue had a much different setup.
Weapons for Shorthilt, rocks and gems from Pyrite, and any number of tools for fixing his guitar or maintaining his gear. Two spare crossbows; Erin gave him money and the Hobgoblin had gotten used to ordering gear. Andhe rummaged around and found a few tools.
Hmm.
Pyrite <em>and</em> Numbtongue had both had an idea. Shorthilt was mostly weapons-based information. Reiss folded his arms, scowling as he watched them work from afar.
<em>This is a bad idea.</em>
Numbtongue ignored him. And in the inn, Erin Solstice broke off from chatting with the yers to get a very important letter.
Miss Solstice? Mages Guild [Message]. Here you go.
A Street Runner from Liscor appeared to hand Erin a few letters. The [Innkeeper] stopped to open it. Mrshas ears perked up at the exmation.
What? <em>Wow!</em> Mrsha! Gah, what is this? Its another Manus-spam letter. Shoo! But here! Look at this! I just got a [Message] from Ryoka! Mrsha! Shesing to Invrisil! Shes already on her way!
The Gnoll cub threw up her paws. So did Erin. They danced around and Erinughed.
Andwait. Shes bringing a <em>friend? </em>She has something big<em>no way!</em>
Huh. I didnt know she had any friends.
Lyte folded her arms and <em>sniffed</em>. Erin ignored that. Sheughed in delight. Jasi looked thoughtfully at Erin, because she remembered Ryoka.
The gangs all getting back together.
Wesle smiled. Jasi nodded and turned. Beza, who had remained to chat with Wistram while Montressa and Emme went to the Mages Guild in Invrisil, eximed.
Maweils sails. Damn it, no <em>wonder</em> we were moved down!
She threw down the scroll shed been using to write [Messages] on with a curse. The others looked at her.
What is it, Beza?
It was a priority-client for Wistram. Theyout paid, essentially. More influence, more contacts I think. Nothing we can do. Theyve moved <em>everyone</em> down the roster and they might take longerits going to be touch-and-go.
What? Who did that?
Andel and the others were outraged. Beza raised her hands.
Im sorry. Itsa special rtionship. I am positive I couldnt do anything about it.
Whos the client, then?
The Minotauress hesitated. Her eyes flicked across the room. At Erin, Kevin, who was yawning and ruffling his hair. Joseph,ing down after sleeping in <em>far</em> toote.
Have you ever heard ofthe Singer of Terandria?
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Cara OSullivan, the Singer of Terandria, the [Popstar], the Baroness of the Beatetc. etcwas speaking into her smartphone.
And that demanded a second, or even third look if you knew what that <em>meant.</em> She wasnt recording something on an app. She was talking to <em>someone.</em>
It astounded Abebi. Reception in another world? She and the band that apanied Cara were poised. They were all of Earth, and the sight of someone using a phone as it had been intended?
Hypnotizing. Like drugs for a starved addict. Because it was <em>home.</em>
And the person on the other side was also from Earth. Not that theyd ever spoken to him. Greg, the [Guitarist], had tried, and Thien had put him in a headlock. The [Drummer] knew the score.
Rae, the [Bassist], Abebi, the [Manager] of the Queen of Pops tour, and half a dozen others. All from Earth. All found, or who had heard the [Popstar]s music ande to her.
Abebi was one of the oldest, with Thien. Shed seen some real sights. But even she hadnt known Cara from the beginning, only after the star had risen quite a ways on her own. She listened now to a name shed heard once or twiceand then usually with a lot of explicitnguage.
Fuck you, Aaron. Dont screw with me on this one. The Academys been refusing to put me on your TV show for thest <em>month.</em> Tell whoevers listening that Im not sticking to a <em>script.</em> Im performing. You booked meand you <em>owe me.</em>
<em>Come on, Cara. I helped get you the spot. At least</em>
The fainter voice was cut off as Cara talked over him.
You want to talk about <em>help,</em> ckmage? You dont want to do a who owes who with me. You want trust? Put Elena on. No? Thats what I <em>thought.</em>
History. Abebi raised her eyebrows at Thien and he grimaced. Elena, the person theyd sent to Wistram to scout it out had signaled them it was <em>not</em> the safe haven they wanted. Certainly, that was what Cara believed.
She stood there, flinty-eyed, listening to the voice on the other end. Shed just finished another concertthis time in the far north of Pheint. The band was moving.
War had broken out in the south with Ailendamus and the Dawn Concordat and they wanted no part of it. Pheint had the potentiality to be drawn in, so Abebi was taking the band north. Not that it was safer in some of the northern countries.
Noelictus, Pheint, Nad lot of nations had grudges against Ailendamus, but the vast kingdom was too powerful. Abebi was taking them straight towards Oztera, who had no personal beef with the war.
They werent heroes, and they werent going to fight. Abebi had seen some actual fights. Blooddeaththey were from <em>Earth.</em> Few of them had the stomach to kill people like that.
Really? Is that how it is? Were <em>booked</em>, Aaron. I know its not your fault. Okay. Okay, how about this? I <em>wont</em> have a handler. Well broadcast. You pick it up. And if you want to cancel? Go ahead. Just give me a second
She turned off her iPhone. Abebi saw Cara toss it down on the bed in the wagon and curse.
Whats up, Cara? Are we not performing?
The [Popstar] was still sweaty. She had <em>just</em> performed and but for the wagons soundproofed walls, they would have heard the cheering crowd. Thousands of people whode to listen. Groupiesincluding the nobility or royalty!
Were performing alright, Abebi. Is the area all set?
Set, weve got our own [Mages] on standbywere just waiting for two of the special actors. Are you sure theyll make it? Its a <em>war</em>
Im sure. We have a rtionship. Dont you worry. I saw some of the [Knights] on the docks, greeting their dead. As for the [Hunter]they dont let you down either. Just drive usas soon as I clear up this.
She took a breath. Then the Singerchanged.
Gone, gone the angry, Irish young woman who was dressed in a glittering costume, her makeup painted on, often ranting about feudalism or the injustices of this world.
Out came the Singer of Terandria. She opened the wagons doors and Abebi and the band heard a <em>roar</em> of sound.
<em>Hello, my shining stars of Terandria!</em>
Cara was different from the Singer, to Abebi. One was a personthe other, well, a celebrity. She walked out with a smile for the crowd. As Cara would saya fake smile because she was a [Thespian] as well as a [Popstar].
But she was convincing if it was an act. Cara had sung for four hourslonger than a lot of concerts, using stamina and healing potions and her Skills to perform all her hits. She gave it her all when she was out there.
Im sorry, no encore!
The roar of the crowd was just quieter than the [Singer]s magnified voice. She went on.
I am <em>delighted</em> you all came out for me. I just wanted to say that its my dream to let <em>all</em> of Terandria hear my voice. And everyone whos bought a song-crystal ore out to support methank you so much.
A pause for the cheering. Abebi saw Caras iPhone vibrate.
Let me just
Touch it, Greg, and Cara will beat you to death with your mic. And thats after I do.
Thien warned him. Greg sourly backed away from the iPhone. He was the most problematic member of the band. And more problematic because he was necessary for the guitarist spot, even if he couldnt actually y. But he was good at pretending and that mattered.
So far theyd faked it and Rae was improving. But Cara had used actors who yed along with the music she created from her iPhone and Skills up till now.
Abebi wanted a real band. idents happened and while Cara could singshe needed instruments to y the countless songs from Earth. So the current crew was handpicked from the Earthers that Cara had found. The rest weresafe. Elsewhere. And Abebi would be damned before anyone heard where it was from her.
When they returned, Greg would probably be left behind. But for now they needed him on tour.
Id <em>love </em>to perform again before I go. I had a wonderful surprise for you all! An appearance on Wistrams magic-visionwork!
This time Abebi actually went deaf before she put on the earplugs. She saw the others grabbing for the same. The [Manager] whistled. So <em>that</em> was what Cara was doing? The [Popstar]s voice was still audible even through the enchanted ear buds.
It was all set up for just two hours from now! But Im sorry to say, my lovely stars that Wistram Academy decided to <em>cancel</em> at thest moment. I dont know why, but
She was drowned out by a howl of fury. Abebi knew from experience that Wistram had tails on them who followed them from concert to concert. If they were in the crowd, she hoped for their sakes they werent noticeable.
<em>Broadcast! Broadcast!</em>
Im sorry! I truly am! Im trying to get the show back on, but
Cara went on for a few more minutes. And her heartfelt apology just made the crowd <em>angrier.</em> When she closed the door, Abebi wanted to apud.
That was impressive, Cara.
It was me using the one advantage I have. Dont call it impressive, Abebi. Mobs are a scary fucking thing.
Cara corrected the young woman from Nigeria. She sighed and rubbed at her browscarefully, to avoid smudging the makeup.
We just need one show. Then we can say quits to Wistramuntil they start threatening Elena. I dont know what Im going to do, but if those bastards hurt her
She snatched up the vibrating iPhone.
Aaron! Hello! How do you like that? Give. Me. A. Slot. Two hours from nowmy ce, my rules. Well perform <em>three songs.</em> And do a lovely interview with whomever you want. Or Ill ride off into that glorious sunset while you get to answer the fans why Im not on the broadcast. I hope Mages Guilds are enchanted to be fireproof. Well?
After a while, she put down the iPhone.
Okay. Were back on. AbebiI need to die in a corner for a while. Ill be in my wagon. The rest of youget ready. This is going to be one for the history books.
Ill make a note, Cara.
That came from Thien. He grinned as he sat down. [Drummer] he might beand he could actually ybut he was also pursuing another ss.
The worlds first encyclopedia written by someone from Earth was his pet project. Trying to figure out the actual state of the world, catalogue all nations, the effect magic had on the worldhe was a [Historian]. But his real ss was scientist of the world. Everything was an entry in Thiens book.
It was something he was allowed to do, rather than try to find enough copper coins to survive. All thanks to Cara. The others had time to look for answers, or learn, or recover from what theyd been through. Greg had his opportunity to meet all the lovelydies of Terandria.
Cara left the wagon, looking tired before she opened the door and announced to her fans that the broadcast was <em>back on</em> thanks to their hard work. Abebi began ordering the caravan forwards. Theyd need the security to keep the crowd <em>well</em> back for the first song. And theyd need to coordinate
It was going to be a performance to remember.
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So the yers of Celum were going after the Queen of Pops performance on the silver screen. Orss orb as the case might be.
Apparently the show had been scheduled, bumping everyone down, then cancelledthen quickly reinstated. Beza and Montressa were pitching fits. Along with everyone else in the lineup.
This is not good. Shes got an hour segment. And <em>then</em> an orchestra from Chandrar ys. And then us.
Emme was grousing. Jasi didnt understand what was wrong. Temileid it out for her.
Its attention, Jasi. We dont have to worry about it because the yers are the biggest thing in Invrisilbut think about it from the perspective of the scrying orb.
The [Lead Actress] tried. It was hardbut she imagined the orb as a kind of stage. Temile nodded to the current broadcastan intense game of football between two Garuda teams in Chandrar.
How many people are watching that, do you think?
Umthousands? Tens of thousands. Hundreds?
Imaybe? I dont know. I mean, proportionally, Jasi.
The Drake squinted at the orb. It was fast-paced, good action. However, shed seen Josephs team ying.
Wellits not the newest thing around. No offense to the Garuda, but I saw the first games of ser.
<em>Exactly.</em> If its not new or eye-catching, we get less of the poption of whoevers watching. And the other problem holds true. After the King of Destruction was defeated by the Minotaurswhat was on after that?
Ah.
Jasi saw the problem. If the Queen of Pop was too big, shed satisfy the audience and leave the yers in the cold.
Not much we can do about that. We just have to do our best.
Thats your role. Emme and I will be trying to figure out ways to spice it up. Just rxor practice. Im sure theyd love you on stage. The [Actors] from Liscor think youre some kind of hero.
Jasiughed. But it was truethe Gnolls and Drakes and all the [Actors] besides the original cast looked up to her.
It wasstrange being in The Wandering Inn. In Invrisil she was used to the attention. Jasi couldnt step outside without signing an autograph or shaking a hand. Shed learned some of the pitfalls of fameit was hard to meet people who didnt want something from you, or saw only Jasi, the [Actor].
Even so. How far theyde. Jasi looked across the room. Grev had taken to swanky clothingalthough he downyed it a bit so he could hang out on the street with his gang. He wanted to be a Face.
When she still remembered begging the Watch not to put him in prison or exile him for his crimes. And they owed it all to
Mrsha! Put your kilt back on!
Erin Solstice ran across the inn, chasing Mrsha whod finally snapped and torn off her shirt and clothing to run around with her fur on, as things were <em>supposed to be. </em>She wasughing and chasing the Gnoll all over the inn as the yers set up on stage.
She hadnt changed. But thenErin didnt have the yers fame or fortune. She seemed leery of it. Emme had pressed Erin to take some money. Theyd had to give it to Lyte because Erin had imed it was all theirs.
She was inspiring and exasperating sometimes. Jasi smiled and rose.
Going to perform with us? Come on, Jasi! For old times sake!
Kilkran called out to cheers from around the room. Jasiughed and waved apologetically.
ActuallyIm going for a walk, Kilkran. Sorry! Im <em>sorry.</em> But well be performingter!
Fine! But you owe a performance up here!
The othersughed. Jasi roseand walked out of themon room. Into the long hallway that seemed so unnecessary. Eltistiman <em>hated</em> walking down it for some reason.
Hi.
There was a Gnoll standing at the door these days; it was a permanent job for one of the staff to let people in and out rather than let them wait. The older Gnoll nudged her as she scowled.
Its Hello, whos going for Invrisil?
Bite me, Isk. Why couldnt I get another job? I dont want to
She snapped back up at him. Jasi half-smiled as the Gnolls growled at each other. Ishkr apologetically lifted a paw.
I am so sorry. Who is going to Liscor?
He adjusted the dial, and let the people through. Then he adjusted it to Celum
For Invrisil, Miss Jasi? We have to charge you the fee
Ishkr gave her an apologetic look. Jasi didnt offer him the silver coins like the other handful of people going through.
Actually, Ishkr, Id like to go to Celum. Is that possible?
Of course. Lets see. Want has his door here. But we installed another stone after the attackhere we are.
Ishkr consulted the little dial and adjusted it. His younger sister looked interested.
If were staff, can I go through to Invrisil without paying?
Shh! And if you go off while were workingI had to ask Miss Lyte and Erin to hire you! This is yourst chance
The two Gnolls started arguing again. Jasi went through on her own with one other person, an adventurer or something.
We check the door every ten minutesthats what you say, Liska
The door closed. Jasi looked around.
Oh. <em>Celum.</em>
She sighed. She had seen it with Wesle and Grev right after the attack. Butit still hurt.
Celum had been wrecked by the Bloodfeast Raiders raid. Nowat least the ash was gone, the bodies buried.
But it looked like a shell of the city it had been. Jasi saw the city of Celum in her mind, bustling, not a trading hub, but always busy and enough for a ce where she had grown up all her life.
Nowthe streets were broken, some beingid, but the money and the people werent here. Many had left. Many had died. Some had gone to other cities, others to Liscor
Erin Solstice herself had helped one of the [Innkeepers] from Celum, Timbor Parthian, whod lost his entire inn, find work in Liscor. He had set up an inn in the new district that was being built with help from Selys.
But not everyone had an Erin. Jasi began to wander as the [Warrior] folded his arms, looking around. She walked down street after street. Looking for
Oh no.
Her home street was gone. The shabby apartment? Torn down and reced by a [Healer]s clinic. Jasi stared. It had been months.
But it felt like years. She was conscious of looks at hershe was still wearing the dress from the <em>Djinnis Spoon.</em> Someone came over.
Mdy? Spare a few coppers? We lost it all in the Bloodfeast attack. Men my sister are starving.
A boy cupped his hands and looked pitifully up at her. His face was sooty, smudged, and his clothing torn. Jasi saw a pitiful girl clinging to his arm.
Oh
The boy pressed forwards.
Please, Miss. We havent ate for thest few days
His eyes flickered. Just in time, Jasi <em>pped</em> the hand reaching for her coin pouch down. The boy sneaking up on her from behind yelped.
<em>Damnit! Run!</em>
He fled. The other two [Beggar]-[Thieves] turned to run.
<em>Hold it!</em>
Jasi snapped and the two froze. It was useful, being able to copy a Watch Captains snap. Jasi had imitated Zevara there. She beckoned them over.
I wont hurt you. But you two should know better than to run that con here.
What? Youre from the street?
The boys jaw dropped. He hung back with the girl, who didnt look so waifish anymore. They were clearly ready to book it if Jasi came after them.
Street urchins, like Grev. She put her ws on her hips.
My brother did the same thing all the time. Id have never thought someone would try it on <em>me.</em>
They gave her goggle-eyed looks.
And why not? You walk around with that much sparkle, here?
Jasi had forgotten how she must look. And this streetit wasnt rich, and it hadnt been even before the attack. She had been so poor, washing clothes for coppers.
She shook her head.
You twoare you actually starving?
Its not fun. Most folk ran off after the attack. Fucking raiders.
The boy spat. Jasi nodded. That was what she remembered too. She dug in her pouch.
Here.
She tossed a gold coin at both of them. The two yelped and grabbed for it. The boy bit the coin.
Are you crazy?
No. I grew up here. And dont you dare have a gang mug me or Ill kill you. Go on.
The boy and girl hesitated. Then the girl pointed, eyes wide.
Youyoure <em>Jasi!</em> The yers of Celum!
The Drake saw heads turn with the exmation. Suddenly, the entire street was looking at her. She smiled, ruefully.
Thats me.
You came back? I heard youd left! Can I have an autograph? Hold onmaybe I can get oneve the autograph nks! Please?
Jasi eyed the boy, who was desperately looking around.
I just gave you a gold coin.
An autographs worth more! Specially if you kiss it!
Miss Jasi! I saw your y!
Someone <em>sprinted</em> up to Jasi. The Drake saw a man, fumbling for
I am a huge fan! I wanted to go to Invrisil, but I couldnt find a ticket! Signsign my shirt! Please!
He ripped his cloak off and bared his chest. Jasi backed up.
Im sorry, but I just came to
Its <em>Jasi!</em> Shes here! Are you going to perform? Please sign an autograph! Please! Itd mean food for a month!
More people were flooding down the street. Like the boy, they had pieces of parchment, anything possible to sign.
And Jasi started to get worried. Shed had this in Invrisil, but Emme always had bodyguards or Eltistiman around. Here? The people had that desperate look. She backed up.
Im sorry. I have to go. I
<em>[The Actors Shadow]? </em>But that wasnt a Skill to get away. Jasi began to turn. She might have to run but
Miss Jasi! <em>Please!</em> If you could just spare a minute, an hour! Im such a fan
The man who wanted her to sign his shirt grabbed at her shoulder. He lunged
An arm <em>checked</em> him into the ground. The Human man was stunned. Jasi saw the [Warrior] blocking the way, arms spread. He was wearing armorshe turned and ran.
Thank you!
She fled. The crowd was slowed by the stranger. Jasi just had to turn randomly a few times and she lost them. She stopped, panting, and brushed at her face.
[Perfect Imitation]
Shoulders down. Head bowed. Spine curvedJasi couldnt do anything about the clothing, but she could <em>act</em> different. She slipped out of the alleyway, suddenly meeker, scurrying with a different stride as if she were a [Scribe] or [Secretary] carrying some missive.
No one immediately followed her. Jasi breathed a sigh of relief. Unconsciously she turned the corner
And saw the strange adventurer walking towards her. Jasifroze.
She didnt know whoever had helped her. And they had helped her. <em>But</em> they werent one of the yers [Bodyguards]. She didnt recognize the helmet or armor either.
Jasi turned back the other way, still acting. But she realized the stranger was striding towards her and sped up.
<em>Back to the inn?</em> No! She was too far from Erins door. Jasi turned down another street, desperately searching forthe other figure raised a hand.
Wait!
She ignored the muffled voice. Jasi fled, faster, and saw the figure take off. He charged after her.
<em>Stop!</em>
Jasi grabbed at her wand she carried for self-defense. She raised itand the [Warrior] grabbed her arm and pointed it up. Jasi opened her mouth to scream
Its me. Stop, stop.
The Hobgoblin flipped up the visor of his helmet with a growl. Jasi froze.
<em>Numbtongue?</em>
He grinned at her.
Surprise.
He let go of her quickly. Some people had staredJasi calmed down at once and began tough.
You scared me! What are you <em>doing</em> here?
What, fellow person? I am just going for a walk. I am not a Goblin.
The Hobs voice was muffled behind his helmet. He was wearing gear such that no part of his body showed. Jasi pped her ws together.
Why?
I want to eat salt-geese. Testing it out in Celum. You shouldnt walk around without guards. Too dangerous.
Jasi nodded slowly. She didnt know Numbtongue that wellhe had appeared after Erin had returned to Liscor. But shed been in the inn with him and the Redfangs for a while. Now, he was thest one left.
I know. I wasnt thinking. I just wanted toe back and seeits so different.
The Hobgoblin gave her a knowing look.
Yes. Things change. Very strange to see.
They stared around Celum. Numbtongue pointed.
There. There was Stitchworks.
Oh! Really?
Jasi couldnt even see where the shop had been. A butchers shop had opened in ce. Numbtongue nodded.
Everythings different now. Poor Celum.
Poor Celum indeed. Jasi nodded. She looked around.
Dead gods. Were right next tothe Frenzied Hare. Is it still open?
Hm. Erins other old inn?
The Hobgoblin had never been. Jasi nodded.
It might have survived the attack. Do youhave a minute, Numbtongue?
Sure.
The two walked down the street. Jasi felt her sense of nostalgia intensify with every passing step. Yes, shed followed Erin hereand then the first y! Oh, dead gods, it was alling back.
This street had been spared the ravages of the attack. And here it was. Jasi stared up at the faded sign.
<em>The Frenzied Hare. </em>
And a little sign had been attached below it.
<em>Serves pizza!</em>
It looked like Erin herself had written that and no one had ever bothered to take it down. Someone had crossed out another bit angrily.
<em>Now showing, the yers of Celum!</em>
Dead gods.
Pizza.
The two had different reactions. Jasi looked at the inn. It lookednot empty, but not bustling either. She hesitantly took a few steps forwards.
I just want to go in for a second. Just a
Jasi pushed open the doors. And there she was. A worn inn. A pair of serversa young man and woman, clearly tired, not Maran andwho was the other one?
And a woman, emerging from the kitchen, arguing with one of the staff.
Coming! Have a seat anywhere! Ill just
Miss Agnes turned and saw Jasi in the doorway. She dropped the tray with the mini-pizza and two tankards. Someone at a table cursed as the two <em>crashed</em> to the ground. But the [Innkeeper] didnt even notice.
<em>Jasi?</em>
The Drake walked back in time, in a daze.
Miss Agnes?
Dead gods. You look<em>Jasi?</em> Is it really you? Let me see you, my dear!
The old woman spread her arms, beaming. Jasi hesitated, but Agnes swept up to her and sped her arms.
You look incredible! Are the other yers here? I never thought Id see you! The star of Invrisil! Sit, sit!
I justI was in the area and I thought Id check onits good to see you, Miss Agnes!
And you, my dear! Sit down. Ill get youis this your friend?
Erbodyguard.
Hi.
Numbtongue grunted. Agnes stared at him and then beamed.
Of course youd have one! Sit down. Ekal! <em>Ekal!</em> Get Jasi something to drink! No, the finest wine! What will you have, Jasi?
Im fine, really.
The Drake found herself swept into a chair. Agnes fussed around her. And everyone in the inn was staring. Jasi knew what she had to do. She went around, signing little autograph cardsshe had her own supply. She met a coughing man from the kitchen
Who was that?
Jerom, of course.
Agnes gave Jasi a strange look. The Drake had never actually met the womans husband, who had been ill the entire time Erin had been helping out. She blinkedit was a st from the past.
Jasi, it is <em>so</em> good to see you! Are the other yers here?
Agnes beamed after shed put away the autograph in her belt. Jasi looked at her. And suddenlyshe was the same terrified Drake [Washer] who Erin was insisting be a [Barmaid].
She felt smaller, poorer, and Agnes felt more important, even towering, all of a sudden. But <em>Agnes</em> was looking at her like she was some glittering jewel.
Ino. Theyre in The Wandering Inn.
Agnes face twitched a bit at the name.
Well, Im delighted you came here, Jasi! Its so good of you to do that! Wont you stay a bit? So much has happenedyou heard about the attack?
I came back to see after it. The Bloodfeast Raiders?
The woman shuddered.
Monsters. Monsters! And Celum wont ever be the same! Jerom and I couldnt sleep for weeks! Were only lucky one of them didnt attack the inn. So many lost everythingdid you hear that The Drunken Swordsmans gone? Poor Timbor. He left Celum. I havent heard of him once. Ulna is worried sick. Shes still running zehoundit was only partly damaged, but half the inns closed in a single day.
Despite that, the Frenzied hare didnt seem to have more customers. Jasi supposed that the exodus of people hadnt given the inn more guests even if it was one of fewer remaining.
He made it to Liscor. Timbor, I mean. Hes actually opened The Drunken Swordsman a second time. But hes calling it The Drunken Gnoll instead.
Did he? Liscor? I cant imagine it. Id visit, but the inns got me running about. And Id
<em>Have to meet Erin Solstice.</em> Agnes and Erin had not parted on good terms. Jasi hesitated.
Are Maran and Safry?
Agnes face froze.
At Ulnas. She took them in. But lets not talk about <em>here. </em>Tell me about Invrisil!
Jasi nced at the door. Some of the people whod gotten her autographincluding both of the servershad left. And more were trying to get in.
Idont know if I have time. The yers of Celum are doing wonderfully
Dont mind them. The yers? And you still call yourselves <em>Celums</em> yers!
Of course. We dide from here. And we dont forget
But she had forgotten. Jasi found Miss Agnes a stranger and so familiar it hurt. And it hurt becausewellJasi was the same girl again.
And Miss Agnes was a bit overbearing. Pushy. And Jasi now recalledshe hadnt <em>liked</em> Miss Agnes. The woman had disliked her because she was a Drake and in her eyes, a poor girl looking for a handout. But Miss Agnes <em>now</em> clearly thought Jasi could do no wrong.
Yet she treated Jasi as she had. A curious give and take of past and present.
Just sit, Jasi. Ill handle them. You lot!
The [Innkeeper] stood up and Jasi saw Numbtongues visor open and shut so he could have a slice of pizza while no one was looking.
Ill get us out, Numbtongue. I just
Its fine. Mm. Good pizza. That Human is a good [Cook].
The Hobgoblin seemed content just to be here. He snatched another piece of pizza and turned his head to eat it. Jasi watched Miss Agnes arguing with the people who wanted to see her.
She hadnt liked Agnes. But the innthe state of Celumit hurt Jasi. This was her <em>home.</em> Shed helped out of course, at the beginning. But she was living in Invrisil now.
I thought itd look better than this. Iforgot.
Mhm.
The Goblin replied. Jasi was shamefaced. She looked at herself in the mugs. Agnes inn wasnt good. But her husband was a good [Cook] when he was healthy. And she still polished the mugs. Erin had fallen out with her. But Agnes had helped take Erin in. Here
I started acting in this inn, you know.
Numbtongue gave Jasi a sidelong look. He stared across the innthey would have hung the curtain <em>there</em>and Erin would be making popcorn
Really?
Oh yes. Way back in the day. Erin was stranded here. She had a jar of dead bees, Octavia was running her shopand she asked us to help her put on a y one day. It was just me, Grev, WesleErin used to call him Fuzzylips all the time, did you know that?
The Hobgoblinughed so hard he nearly fell out his seat. Jasi smiled.
Its why he doesnt grow facial hair anymore. He couldnt bear it. Dead gods. Back then, Erin was struggling so much to even go back to Liscor.
Its far on foot or horseback. Without magic.
Jasi nodded. Look at them now. Look at
Her musings were cut off as Agnes bustled over.
Jasi? I have a <em>tiny</em> little request, if youd listen to it?
She had a nervous smile on her face. Jasi saw a line of people.
Miss Agnes?
Its justwell, if youd just sit and sign a few autographs while we talked, it would help <em>so much.</em> There are so many fans who you left here. And its free coin! Doesnt cost much of anything but ink and parchment, does it? Just for a few minutes
Jasis goodwill towards her home disappeared. She protestedbut Agnes knew her. And you werent a hero in your hometown, wasnt that what adventurers said?
In the end, Jasi signed autographs for a good twenty minutes while answering questions of how wonderful Invrisil was. Then she fled. Numbtongue held off the crowdmainly just by folding his arms and standing there. <em>He</em> could have been a good [Actor]. He caught up two streets down.
Well, that was something.
Jasi sighed. Agnes was still Agnes. In a wayit was reassuring. But who was Jasi, now? She caught sight of herself in the reflection and the beautiful Drake in rich clothing
Past and present. Numbtongue had a second pizza which he put in his bag of holding.
Was it worth it?
Jasi turned to Numbtongue. She smiled, slightly.
Yes, yes it was, Numbtongue. And I think I realized something.
Good. Then where to?
Jasi pointed.
Back to the inn. The Singers broadcast is starting soon. And I want to see it.
Mhm.
They left Celum as it was. Numbtongue followed Jasi, and she saw him pull the guitar out of a bag of holding.
Soyou want to go to Invrisil?
And not die.
The Hobgoblin qualified the statement. Jasiughed and linked arms with him, much to the [Bard]s surprise.
Well, if you want, well let you watch one of our ys anytime! Ande with us to restaurants! Erin wont! It might be dicey, but were [Actors]!
Really?
She smiled and nodded. She might be differentbut she liked having money and fame. Numbtongue followed her, eagerly.
When are you next eating out?
The two chattered. And then they went back to The Wandering Inn. And the Queen of Pop began her broadcast.
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Cara OSullivan was preparing for her broadcast. It would be the likes of which the world had never seen. Literally. She had a scrying orb in her personal trailer and she had been watching it.
Television. The <em>best</em> technology to bring to this world.
Raeughed at that. She was clearly nervous. Cara smiled at her. A fake smile for a fake person. She wasnt half as nice as she acted as the Queen of Pop. But make it real because it helped Rae.
Rx, Rae. Its going to be alright. You just stand in your spot and y.
But if I make a mistake
Trust me. You wont. Just worry about Greg fucking it up. Its all about the Queen of Pop, anyways. Youll be <em>fine.</em>
Thanks, Cara.
Some of the color came back into the bass-yers cheeks. Cara nodded at Thien.
You set up, Thien?
Im going to shit myself.
So long as the camera doesnt see it, go ahead. You get to sit down, anyways.
Heughed. Cara looked around. Greg was psyching himself upthe band was getting ready on their stage.
A <em>real</em> stage, incidentally. Wood, draped backgroundAbebi had set it up for them. But while theyd be ying there and the distant audience would be quieted with [Hush] spells to prevent them cheering into the songCara wouldnt be joining them at first.
<em>Cara! Cara,</em> the [Huntress] is here atst! So is the [Knight]!
Excellent. Just wait for Abebis signal, everyone. Im going to my spot. Were going to walk it over a few times. Time to start<em>twenty four minutes!</em>
The non-Earther staff and the band tensed when they heard it. Cara strode off the stage and began jogging to get to where Abebi was with some of the Wistram [Mages].
They were cutting it close. She wished she had a <em>day</em> to rehearse. But Wistram hadnt given them a slot and getting the important actors had been hard too. Since there was a damn war with the Creler-humping bastards of Ailendamus
Fuck them.
Cara gritted her teeth. It was a sentiment that wouldntnd her in trouble with any of the three special actors who hade at her request. Make it fourthe stylish, long-jacket, hat-and-crossbows Hunter of the Hunters Guild of Noelictus had just arrived.
Cara! Thank goodness! Everythings set up. I just have to give you the amulets, and walk the others through the scene. I just exined what it is were doing
Not to us!
The aggrieved [Scrier] from Wistram had no idea what was going on. Cara pointed at him.
You. Stand where Abebi wants and let <em>her</em> direct the shot.
But were Wistrams
Shut up and <em>go.</em>
Abebi pushed the woman and Cara turned to the four. They werein ordera Dwarf, a half-Elf, a Hunter from Noelictusand a Thronebearer of Cnfer.
The half-Elf and Dwarf were hired specifically. Both femalethe half-Elf was about as tall as Cara and had agreed to dye her hair to match. Cara felt shabby and mortalpared to her, but the half-Elf was a fan of her music.
The other two were harder to get. The Thronebearer bowed.
Singer. It is an honor. Ie from embattled Cnfer at your request.
Thank you so much, Dame?
The [Knight] was female. She even looked sort of like Cara, which was excellent. She performed a salute.
Dame Neranthei, at your service, Singer. I am of the lowest rank of my Ordera Lightholder. I was told I would serve. And my Order can spare no one else.
Of course. Im very grateful you coulde to me. Of courseIll rpense your order.
Again, the woman bowed. Her eyes flickered upwards.
In truth, our Grandmaster might not have given me the order toe, even for you, Singer. But the [Princess] request swayed him.
She had the crest of the 4<sup>th</sup> Princess of Cnfer on her breastte. Sopersonal security. Cara smiled.
Is Princess Seraphel safe?
Until the Eternal Throne is takenshe will be. I shall convey your words to her, if you wish it.
Maybeter. And thank you, Huntress Melizsa.
Noelictus keep you, Miss Cara.
The [Hunter] tipped her hat. Also femalealso with the same rough height and color of hair. She looked at Cara directly.
For the Singer of Afiele, we woulde. I understand this will be broadcast across the world.
Yesdo you understand what you have to do? Just walkand keep yourposure.
The four nodded. The Dwarf and half-Elf were palpably more nervous. The Thronebearer and [Huntress] just looked concerned theyd make a mistake.
Just walk?
Thats right. Its the scene, the scene. Come on. Ill show you your routes. The key is to keep acting. Ill demonstrate.
Cara slowed her pace and showed them. They watched her face, the way she moved slower.
I see. And while that happens, the spells?
Thats right. Abebis got five amulets.
What caliber? My own wards might suffice.
The [Huntress] was curious. Cara didnt know. The [Huntress] went to talk with Abebi and came back.
Ah, charged spells. Ill swap for that one, then. They should hold through all the spells.
That reassured the Dwarf and half-Elf. Cara felt<em>anxious.</em> But she wasmitted.
Just remember. Dont look directly at the [Scrier]. Youre acting. Pretending. Dame Neranthei, youre first. Right here, you see? As we pass by this riseso youre walking this route. Lets go through it.
They did. The Thronebearer looked relieved.
Very simple. And we walk to the end?
Thats right. And your task is done. Then just walk away from the camerathe scrying orb.
The others looked at each other. They didnt get the entirety of what Cara wanted. But she had no time to show them or exin. The dirt-and-grass stretch that theyd dug up to create a few hundred feet of space in front of the stage was only prepared for one take.
We have the [Mages] in ce! Wands at the ready! Cara, are you set? <em>Eight minutes to go!</em>
Abebis voice <em>cracked</em> with nerves. Cara was calmer.
Are you both alright? It will be terrifying.
Wewere good, Miss Cara. And its a huge honor.
The Dwarfs voice cracked as she clutched at her ornamental armorshe was no [Warrior], she just looked the part. The hardest part with her was deciding whether to ask for a Dwarf woman with a beard or clean-shaven. Cara had gone with clean-shavenapparently it wasnt <em>that</em>mon.
Alright. Were ready! Have the music queued! <em>Wait for Abebis countdown! </em>[Scriers]ready?
The [Mages] called out .Theyd been walked through their route and were beginning to pick up what was happening.
Rready!
Alright! We get one take, so no mistakes! Im ready too.
Cara walked over to the starting point. The [Scrier] took a position across from her, so she was smaller in the background but still visible. The [Makeup Artist] from Earth ran over to check Cara onest time.
And
The scrying orb Abebi was watching had Drassi and Noass on it.
<em>wonderful performance of skill at arms by the two [Fencers]. Next, if youve been consulting our itinerary, and I know you have by the [Messages] flooding in, we have a special performance by the newest [Singer] to sweep the world! The Queen of Pop! The Siren of Songs! Ooh. The Siren of Savere wont like that, will she?</em>
Drassi was reading from her card. These daysWistram had a free TV Guide to the programs, updated every day at the Mages Guild. And featured prominently had been
Noass coughed.
<em>Er, the Singer of Terandria has a number of appetions, Drassi.</em><em>Lets not dy her performance. I understand well get three of her newest songs. And you can purchase sound-crystals of each songa recording if you willfrom most [Merchants] who carry cargo from Terandria! Shes extremely popr in Terandria and her music is reaching the rest of the world. Have you listened to it?</em>
Drassi nodded.
<em>I have indeed! Its catchyupbeat, or soulfnd she has so many songs! Shes </em>amazing, <em>Noass. I cant wait to see what shes going to sing. I think were going live in three</em>
The scrying orb flickered to Cara, standing in the background, the sun setting behind her.
Of courseAbebi had been watching the broadcast with a dy. So Cara was already performing.
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In The Wandering Inn, this is what the audience saw. Around the worldthey saw the Queen of Pop, standing with the sun setting behind herbut ambient light illuminating the ground more than the sky alone would.
The ground wastorn. Soil and grass had been dug up. And the Queen of Pop? You expected her to be like Jasi, a shimmering mirage of magical products and a wonderful dress, like the other [Singers] who had been featured.
But not Cara. She <em>was</em> in makeup. But her clothing was closer to riders clothingalbeit of a quality suiting ady. And it wastorn along one arm. She had dirt on her cheek, a cut on her arm.
<em>Isis something wrong?</em><em>It looks like shes been attacked</em>
Drassis voice came through a second before the sound cut off. And thenthe music began to y.
The electric guitar made Numbtongue look <em>up.</em> Daly fell out of his seat.
Its one of us.
On the stage, Greg began to strum to the musicing from the speakers held next to the scrying orb by one of the crew. But the camera wasnt on him. Cara began walking forwards as the music began to y.
Thenthe first [Fireball] <em>detonated</em> ahead of her. Everyone watching <em>ducked</em>. Half of the staff on the set did too. If the audience wasnt under [Silence] spellsthey would have screamed too loud.
The explosion was muffled. But the <em>impact</em> and fountaining dirt and bloom of fire? Cara flinched, but she kept walking. And that was the first explosion.
[Lightning] came down from the skies as another [Mage] used the charge built in the wand. It shed down and Cara walked forwards. She felt the crackle of electricity do something to her wild hair. But she was wearing the protection amulet. As she had told the other actorsit was about the scene.
The wind was blowing dust and grit, not enough to cover anything in the scene. Just enougha [Geomancer] and [Wind Mage] were providing the effects. Cara had spentvishly for this.
This was not the bright pop songs other people had heard her sing. This was in the vein of some of the songs she wasing out with. <em>Rock instead of pop.</em>
And she had chosen a legend of Earth to bring to the worlds attention.
<em>Boulevard of Broken Dreams,</em> recorded by Cara and an actual band, was ying on theputer that was held just behind the scrying orb. Cara walked ahead as another <em>sh</em> of light showered dirt behind her.
<em>Arrows!</em>
Half a dozen [Archers] loosed ming arrows onto the ground, aiming tond in the shot but miss Caranarrowly.
Abebis fists were clenched. It rode on Cara. She had to not flinch from that too. And it was one thing to do that with special effects, but these were <em>real spells.</em> Cara had told Abebi she could handle it. She had seen battlefields before.
She was flinching with some of the spells detonating. But that was <em>real.</em> Cara walked forwards, as the audience saw the shot panning, rotating slowly to fit the carefully-choreographed scene. From the side, now, the Queen of Pop walked through a battlefield of spells and arrows.
What <em>is</em> this?
Jasi was staring. Erin and the others from Earth knew the answer. It was the worlds first music video. Cara was singing as she walked, a microphone in her hand. But it was just lip-syncing to the songshe didnt keep to it.
This is
Erin stared at Cara. Memorizing her <em>face.</em> Cara OSullivan was walking forwards. Andas the song yed, one of her shadowsanother actor, appeared out of the smoke.
<em>A Thronebearer of Cnfer.</em> Dame Neranthei. Her armor was a bit sooty, and blood was on her gauntlets. She looked at Caraand the two nodded at each other.
They walked on, through hellfire and a battlefield. A group of [Warriors] fought past Cara as the spells ceased for a second. Neranthei vanished. And thenwas Huntress Melitza.
The Hunter of Noelictus walked with a crossbow in her hands as if this was a real battlefield. The hat on her head turned as she and Cara nced at each other.
They walked on. Again, a cloud of smoke and impact from a [Fireball] made the [Huntress] vanish. Cara walked through, coughing. And there was the half-Elf.
There was a trick to it. They each <em>looked</em> a bit like Cara. It fit the song. Cara walked with her shadowsthe fourth was the Dwarf. The battlefield was destroyed as she finally reached the stage.
That was when the security let the audience who had followed the [Singer] rush forwards. They charged onto the field and Cara took the stage. She began to <em>sing</em> with her band and the view panned across the band and the audience.
<em>That</em> was the Queen of Pop. Her first song was a music video. A ssic. To get everyones attention. When she had itthe [Popstar] could finally tell them what she wanted to say.
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<em>Ancestors. That was </em>amazing.<em> Was that real? An illusion? Im shaking!</em>
There was a ten-minute break between songs and Drassi filled it. She was blown away, as most of the people were. <em>Staging</em> a performance? Making up something on television?
<em>Is that inauthentic, though? That was not a real battlefield</em>
Noass was pondering the ethics of it all, which struck Erin as vaguely hypocritical. Drassi flung her papers up.
<em>Who cares? It was amazing! I need that song! And the second ones starting now! Everyone had better watch!</em>
And they <em>were</em> watching. Anyone who had a scrying orbTrey, Teres, Daly and the United NationsTom, Richard, Erin
<em>All of them were watching. </em>Including the ones who knew. Like Magnolia Reinhart. Others, like Niers Astoragon.
We can use this. Anyone who asks about that music? Itll help us identify more.
That was the conclusion the Archmages hade to. They were watching the performance, annoyed that this was the one Human who was too popr to grabyet.
The second song was even closer to an opera. And now Cara had taught the audience what to expectshe put on a performance.
The yers of Celum were watching. For different reasons. Erin and the Earthers in her inn were as intense as could be. Jasi? She was just blown away.
The makeup. The <em>style.</em> Cara spoke to her as a fellow performer. The second music video opened with a set piece, a bit of stage-opera <em>before</em> music began.
As everyone watchedthis is what they saw.
Cara OSullivan was nowhere out in sight. But a white-haired man in ck robes with a grinning skull for a mask was bent over a scrying orb.
<em>Cara OSullivan.</em> The name shed and she appeared in the orb, running. Stumbling. The [Necromancer] pointed and the darkness rustled.
It was a poor copy of Azkerash. But shorthand worked. People shuddered as they stared at the [Necromancer].
Aaron Vanwell started for different reasons. He looked at Elena.
Thats not her real name. The scrying spell doesnt work on her.
But thats how a scrying spell works?
He nodded slowly.
The camera changed. Cara was backing away, holding a torch in the darkness. Things closed in around her. A shambling zombie, the [Necromancer]s minions.
All of this was <em>very</em> offensive to the actual Necromancer of Terandria. But he wasnt going to write in toin. Cara backed up as the torch went out. The monsters and bad people closed in
And then she began to sing and magical lights <em>illuminated</em> the set, driving the monsters back. That was the plot. More actors moved forwards, helping drive the bad guys back. The band joined Cara and there she saw, singing as she was beset by evil.
A ssic music video. As it went onCara was forced to abandon the stage as the undead and evil army pursued her. She rantowards what seemed at first to be relief.
The audience saw a [General] in armor and a bunch of [Soldiers] in ck armor. Shorthand, againbut those who didnt know music videos still gasped when the man drew a sword and hacked at Cara. She fell backand for a second, a g fluttered behind him.
<em>Ailendamus crest.</em> Cara fled as the army pursued her <em>with</em> the undead. She snatched up a sword and someone covered her.
The Thronebearer of Cnfer. The crest of the 4<sup>th</sup> Princess <em>shone</em> in the light. Lyte gasped.
Seraphel.
The woman raised her sword and the sky brightened for a moment. She held her ground as Cara fell back. The second person to rescue her was the [Huntress]. She stood on a grave, firing her crossbow. Noelictus g was nted behind her. The half-Elf and Dwarf were fighting around her.
Onwards. Thest set piece Cara came to had a bunch of [Mages] who unloaded spells into the darkness. Shining staves, wands.
<em>Wistram Academy.</em> The [Mages] watching from their orbs cheered. Even the Archmages exchanged pleased nods.
There, you see? She is grateful. Not aplete fool after all.
Viltach was very happy. Feor and Naili nodded, a bit dubiously. Nothing about what Naili had ever seen of Cara had shown she liked Wistram. But the [Mages] were clearly the heroes.
Beneath Wistrams sigilthe ind on the islethey were fighting the evil army and undead back. There was another symbol below it. A triangle with an eye. Cara stood beneath it.
Huh, thats not our sigil. What, is that one of our factions?
No idea.
Naili eyed the pyramid and eye until the music video cut to thest scene, which was a typically climatic battle.
Cut to the [Necromancer] still scrying Cara via her magical name through the orb. ThenCara was joined by her band, and the entire cast of good guys. They vanquished the evil as the sun rose.
A ssic video. And the audience <em>loved</em> it. It had action! Drama! Drassi was raving again as the band set up for thest songwhich had no music video.
So thats how it is.
Rmi Canada sat back. He had been taking notes with the second music video. It was soclear. He rubbed at his neck.
Anti-scrying orbs. Werepromised. <em>Im</em>promised.
He looked at Cara. She was bowing. Spreading her arms. It said it all, really. How brilliant.
We cant go to Wistram, then. And now they know where she is.
You cant hide if youre the Singer of Terandria. I get it. We cant use our real names, Daly.
Geneva muttered. Her heart was beating fast. She stared at Cara as her band set up. Shed gotten it too. Perhaps the message wasnt as clear if you were from a countrybut that was a fairly universal message.
Cnfer. Thats which [Knight] it is. And thatsNoelictus. Half-Elf and Dwarf?
Mhm. Does she mean in general or?
Shh. Thest songs starting.
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Unfortunately, or fortunatelythest song was just a song. <em>Take on Me, by Aha. </em>Of course, Cara performed it to her best. And she could actually <em>sing</em> this one rather than act in a music video. It was just a feel-good song. She performed it in her war makeup, though. And the crowd loved it.
She had done what she needed to. The message was out thereand her face. At least they couldnt [Scry] her. She had made a stand.
<em>Come and get me, you bastards.</em> Cara felt rxed. She went through the song, and then had time to be interviewed by the Drakes in Pass.
Miss Cara, that was some <em>amazing</em> singing. And I love thewhat did you call them?
A musical broadcast. You see, its a stage. Acting <em>and</em> music. I am so <em>delighted</em> you liked it!
The [Singer] was beaming and sitting demurely, the spirit of the [Popstar] who wanted to get her music out into the world. Drassi kept nodding. She had orders <em>not</em> to ask where the music came from.
Im told you can buy these song-recordings from Terandria. And Wistram! Nowthe first musical broadcast was great. Action. <em>War!</em> I love how it fit the lyrics.
Well, I wrote them just for the scene.
Cara felt a pinch on her conscience. But she was ying the song. Drassi sighed.
I wish I had that talent. Butthe second video had a few interesting qualities, didnt it? The plot was a bit more confusing. Have you <em>met</em> a [Necromancer] before?
<em>Yes.</em>
No. But I think thethe <em>Necromancer</em> weighs on all our minds. Its justI suppose you picked up on some of symbology?
Imight have.
Cara leaned forwards earnestly. Time to throw non-Earthers off the track.
It was about Ailendamus war with the Dawn Concordat.
<em>What? </em>King Itorin II was suddenly <em>very</em> upset. Drassi pped her ws together.
I knew it! That army had their g, right? Is this you being <em>against</em> Ailendamus?
Cara looked up for a second. She gave the Drake an earnest look, and looked troubled as she sped her hands together, leaning forwards.
You know, Drassi. Im notfor any one nation. Or against. I justI suppose thesest few songs were me being so troubled by war. Which Ailendamus has chosen to start again. Im just not one for violence, myself.
<em>She kicked my ass yesterday! </em>Greg mouthed silently off-screen. Cara went on, her eyes shimmering a bit.
Its just one of those things where I wonderwar? Can we really ept so many deaths for what,nd? What about <em>people?</em> Im actually writing another song on the topic
Drassi was nodding sympathetically. Noass hurriedly shoved into the camera.
And I think thats all we have for now! Thank you! <em>Thank you,</em> Miss Cara. The Singer of Terandria, what a wonderful person. Lets go now to a Human-led orchestra from northern Chandrar. I give you the <em>Bowsong of</em>
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The image cut out. Erin was shaking. Like Remishe had gotten it. Parts of it.
<em>So that was how it was.</em> Lyte looked at Erin, concerned.
Erin, whats wrong? You kept saying shes saying something. What was she saying? The Singer? Shes from Earth, right?
Erin dared not say a word. But she looked at Kevin, Rosethe others. They retreated to the secret Earth-rooms.
Did you all get the same thing?
Rose whirled and looked at the others. Kevin scratched at his head. Troy and Leon were missingGalina was with the yers who were up next. But the rest, Imani, Joseph, Erinall nodded.
I gotwell, Palt told me you can scry someone if they arent warded with their <em>names.</em> Thats what they told you during the first chat, right, Rose?
Thats right. And we <em>knew</em> there was someone at Wistram. But
Rose looked up. <em>But the sign.</em> Kevin exhaled.
So they <em>are</em> like the Illuminati? Maybe it was a mistake?
Theres no sign like that in this world. Not that I know of, I think.
Erin shook her head. Joseph groaned.
Then what was the rest? Ailendamus are the bad guys? She <em>said</em> that.
Which made the good guys, by process of elimination, Noelictus, Cnfer
What did you say, Lyte? Its not just the Thronebearers?
NoI mean, that is the [Knight] order of my kingdom. But that one was wearing the crest of my sister. Seraphel du Marquin.
She whispered thatst to Erin, but the young woman barely heard it. It was too much to process. So that meantallies? Or just good people? What about the half-Elf and Dwarf? Erin needed Dawil. Or Pelt.
Either waythe music video had told her everything. Those other band memberswere they from Earth?
<em>There you are.</em> You, and Geneva. And Ryoka too. Erin raised her head.
Were not alone, guys. We just need to be careful.
Rose exhaled. Kevin scrubbed a hand through his hair and Joseph looked around for another drink.
Guess wed better make an airne then, right guys?
Or upgrade your door.
Erin sat there. Ryoka <em>needed</em> toe here and they had to talk about this. Here I am, Cara said. <em>Here is what you need to watch out for.</em> Erin wonderedif someone was going to go after her.
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One worlds worries aside, the music video and Singer of Terandria had <em>shaken</em> the yers of Celum. If they were growing to be experts of one craftthey had just seen centuries of refinement. Another art form.
Shes like one of us. Thats what I <em>felt.</em> Her poise, the way she was moving
Jasi was talking amid a babble to no one in particr. Emme was having an apoplexy.
How do we <em>top</em> that? Well never attract anyone! Look!
Even the audience in the inn was too busy chatting to focus on the poor Chandrarian orchestra. They had beautiful music and theyd worked so hard.
But they were up against the Queen of Pop. If attention was sunlight, Cara had stolen the spotlight and all that was left were a few glimmers by dusk.
And yetJasi was hooked.
That <em>look.</em> Did you see it, Wesle? She looked sodirty, yet amazing! <em>War-torn. </em>Its so stylish!
I was more impressed by the drums! I was trying to copy some of the bandthe one ying the guitar in front I couldnt copy. But the drums? Look at this!
Wesle had pulled out the drum set Kevin and Numbtongue used. He beganying down a simr beat, having copied Thien. Jasi was distracted.
Wheres my dye for the neck spines? If I adjusted my clothing like this
<em>What do we do? No ones going to watch us!</em>
Kilkran wailed. Jasi looked at him.
Enough people will see. Pipe down, Kilkran. And rememberI want to say something before the y.
But Jasi
The Drake was too busy dabbing some color onto her neck spines. Caras hair had been dyed near the ends. Likeso?
<em>Jasi!</em> Were going to perform
Orica was horrified. Jasi rolled her eyes.
In an hour! I can get this off in less than five minutes, Orica. Im trying that <em>look</em> before I forget. There was a bit ofsensuality. Like this
[Perfect Imitation]. She grabbed a cup and pretended it was a microphone. And if she sang
As it turned out, the mug had liquid in it. Jasi got some on her dress. Emme nearly died then and there.
<em>Get me water and a cleaning cloth!</em>
Emme! Rx! Ill get some water from
There was a crowd in the inn, which was very full. Jasi was on-stagetheyd decided to perform in The Wandering Inn for good luck. Mrsha was dancing with Ekirrathey had <em>loved</em> the song. Jasi saw the [Actors] pushing through the crowd and shook her head.
She just needed a bit of water. And thanks to Erin, she knew how to expedite the process.
Door, please!
She walked towards a wall and into the Garden of Sanctuary. It was shortcut to the kitchen or outhouse. Jasi heard an electric <em>sound</em> as she entered the [Garden]. She looked up as the door closed and saw
Numbtongue. Erins problems were not his and he was copying the guitar from the song. Jasi blinked up at him.
Whoa.
The Hobgoblin [Bard] was shooting <em>lightning</em> from his strings. And unlike Weslehis talent was the product of hard work, not just a Skill. He was wlessly doing the guitar-portion of the first song and improvising on the fly.
The Hobgoblin realized he had an audience as he saw Jasi walking over to the pond. A few Fortress Beavers waddled past Jasi. He waved at her.
Good music!
Yeah! Thats an <em>amazing</em> copy, Numbtongue! Do you think you could actually perform the song?
Sure. Heard two before. On
<em>Kevinsptop.</em> Numbtongue closed his mouth on that.
On song-crystals? Im definitely buying some!
Jasi nodded earnestly. She sighed.
Wesles practicing the drums. He can copy the drummer, you know.
Ooh. Nice Skill. Something wrong?
The Drake rolled her eyes andshed her tail.
Emmes convinced no one will watch us after the impact the Singer made. Its not like this is going to end our careers.
Mhm.
Numbtongue kept strumming. Jasi looked past him.
Im d to have seen it. The Singerwhat a <em>look.</em> Heydo you think I could look like that?
Why not? Bit of blood, ashyou have to tear your dress.
Yeah. Maybe after the performance. I just love the
Jasi was young. It spoke to her, and Numbtongue too. Noass had spent some timembasting the death of real music during his intermission. Numbtongue grinned.
Makeup on the Singer looks a bit like Redfang warpaint. See? Looks good.
He had some on his body. Jasi pped her ws together.
Right! Thats great! And you know what? I bet I could <em>copy</em> the Queen of Pops song!
Really?
Numbtongue was astonished. Jasi smiled.
Were [Actors], Wesle, and I. Pralcem toowe have Skills to copy. Not as good as the real thing, butis that your drum set?
Hmm. Kevins. We perform on stage.
<em>Really?</em>
Yep. You could join us.
Numbtongue grinned. Jasi looked at him. Her mouth fell open.
Wait. II just had an idea. Numbtongue. How well do you know those songs?
Mm. <em>Take on Me? Boulevard of Broken Dreams?</em> I know those two. Not the other one.
Andand could you y? If Iand Wesle and Pralcem
Jasis mind was spinning. She could sing, Wesle had drumswhat other instruments were there? And they were
Butthen her face fell. She looked at Numbtongue. And remembered he was a <em>Goblin.</em> Sometimes you forgot. Not that he was green, or had crimson eyes. But what he was supposed to be.
What?
Numbtongue looked at Jasi. She sighed.
Its justIm sorry, but if we
She looked at him. Numbtongues hair was frazzled. Because hed been wearing that helmet the entire time. She opened and closed her mouth.
What?
Jasi nced at the magic door. She adjusted her dressthen carefully <em>ripped</em> a sleeve with her ws. The [Bard] raised an eyebrow.
Is that bad?
We can get Eltistiman to [Repair] it if we need to. And speaking of whichNumbtongue, would you like to try something <em>crazy?</em> I dont know if itd work. Butthis is Erins inn, right?
He looked at her, an eyebrow raised. She told him her idea. And he startedughing. Of course he was in.
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Cara was rxing after the performance. She felt blissful. There was a whole lot of shit that was about toe her way.
Ailendamus would <em>not</em> like her taking a side. But they had already made her an enemy. They just didnt remember. She hadnt been the <em>Queen of Pop</em> at the time. As for the rest
Wistram might get the Illuminati reference shed painted them under if someone bbed. But so what? It was done. Now, she was ready for what came next.
Shed deal with it tomorrow. Caray backshe hadnt even bothered to take off her makeup and dress. She was so tired
But she was still amped from the performance. So she turned on the scrying orb. Now this felt like home, in a sense.
<em>wonderful performance. Not the Queen of Pop, but it doesnt all need to be that, eh, Drassi?</em><em>Some of us like </em>ssic<em> music.</em>
<em>Up yours, Noass.</em>
Caraughed as the two Drakes talked over thest performance. She liked Drassi. The two Drakes red at each other.
<em>Now, we have a performance by the yers of Celum. A sensation thatse to Invrisil. Theyre putting on thiswhat are they called?</em>
<em>ys.</em>
The Queen of Pop hit her head. She stared at the ceilingshed fallen out of her bed.
<em>What the fuck?</em>
She shot upright. Noass was asking Drassi what it was. The Drake folded her arms.
They started in Celum! Ive seen them. Theres some in Liscor, Invrisilits great. Its like a [Performer] exceptwell, more stylized. Youre going to want to watch it, folks.
Was the attention there? Notreally. Bowsongs performance and Caras own entertainment had distracted the audience. The scrying orbs were on, but no one was there, so to speak.
Cara was <em>all the way there.</em> She stared at the orb as Drassi introduced the yers. [Actors]? Were they from Earth? She turned to shout for Abebi to take notes
And then the orb changed. In it appeared a Drake. Cara sat back.
Not from Earth.
She was standing on a stage. And holdingCara blinked. It looked like a microphone. Glitteringand the Drake had a torn dress. Her scales were glistening. Her neck-spines hung wetlythey were dyed bright green on the ends.
Jasi even had some of Numbtongues war paint on a cheek. She looked up. Cara looked at a copy of her dress. A copy of her. Then she saw the stage light up.
A man sat at a drum set. A Gnoll held a backup guitar. And an armored figure wearing a nk helmet stood to the side with a guitar sparking.
Is this
Wesle began <em>hammering </em>on the drums. Thien burst into the wagon.
Cara! Someones ying
He saw her turn. Wesle wasying down the same beatying as well as Thien had. And then the armored figure began ying the guitarexcept <em>properly</em>, not like Greg.
Holy. Shit. Theyre not
<em>Take on Me </em>began ying as Jasi began singing into the microphone. They were ying the same song! Cara stared.
The [Actors] had stage presence. They had seen how Cara did it. Nowthey were copying her song! And adding to it! Jasi was rocking out and the [Guitarist]
Dude. That guy can <em>y!</em> Is that <em>lightning</em>ing from the strings?
Someone get rid of Greg and get me whoever <em>that</em> is.
Cara stared at Numbtongue as he yed. His armor and helmet were nondescriptbut hed painted two red eyes and a frowny-face on it.
He <em>has</em> to be from Earth. Thats a reference to
Jasi was singing. Not as well as Cara, despite her [Perfect Imitation]Cara had more Skills that Jasi hadnt copied. But look at her. She had real passion. She wasughing, singing
And she caught sight of herself in the nk scrying mirror on the wall of the inn. Jasi blinked. She stumbled over her words as she saw her reflection.
Look at that Jasi in the mirror. The Drake gave herself a wide-eyed look. Just for a moment. Thenthe [Actress] smiled. Sheughed and sang with herself. Past and present.
<em>Look at me now.</em>
The yers of Celum grabbed the spotlight from the Singer in a moment.
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Grimalkin of Pass and Chaldion stared at the unexpected cover of the Singers cover of an Earth song. It really wasnt the point.
So thats an entire group in Terandria. Theyre not as rare as you thought, Sinew Magus.
Thoughts, Grand Strategist?
The old Drake grimaced. This was getting <em>bigger</em> than even he could imagine. And hed been able to understand what Grimalkin had told him.
We need to figure out howrge this is. WistramWistram must know. So that means
A w covered his face. Chaldion kept speaking for a second and tried to jerk back. Saliss of Lights <em>slowly</em> pushed him out of the way. And Grimalkin.
Who. Is. That. <em>Drake?</em>
He was staring at Jasi. Grimalkin recoiled as the [Alchemist] gazed into the scrying orb and Jasi, who had just finished her song. At her <em>style.</em> The <em>mood.</em> He had seen Cara. But this was a Drake. And her look
Rebellious. Unconventional. Noass was spluttering about the addition to the lineup, but Drassi was celebrating it. Because it wasyouth.
And Saliss wasnt the only one who was fascinated. Other Drakes in Pass, other young people in Invrisil, across Izril and the world had something to copy. It was like a wave.
Lady Salkis of Pass was heading for the 8<sup>th</sup> Floor. She had never had a reason to visit before buther [Bodyguards] could barely catch up to the usually-sick or meek [Lady].
Lady Salkis, please wait! Your father would be worried sick! That inn is not safe. There are Humansits considered a hotspot of dangerous activities
She pushed open the door, following the song. <em>Jasi</em>whom Salkis now <em>had to see more of.</em> The Drake halted as she opened the door and saw, amid the cheering, the crowd, the [Mage] with the scrying mirror asking questions of Jasia figure in armor make his escape.
Numbtongue walked back out of the [Garden of Sanctuary]. He had only been there for the <em>music.</em> And to be on the scrying orb, but he wasnt going to push his luck. He pulled off his helmet as the onyx-scaled Drake came through the door of themon room.
The Hobgoblin blinked at Salkis. She stared at a <em>Hobgoblin.</em> The [Bodyguards] cried out in horror and reached for their weapons before a Mrsha kicked them in the back of the legs with wroth and fury.
<em>Whoa.</em> Salkis looked at Jasi, Numbtongue, and around the inn. Shedecided she was going to like it here. After all. She was a .
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That wasnt stealing. At least, we surely hope it wasnt. It was a tribute to the Queen of Pop, which amazed us all. And we are <em>[Actors].</em>
Jasi was giving an interview to the camera. She was panting, but looked ted. Drassi was nodding eagerly.
<em>And you justcopied it?</em><em>Like that?</em>
Lifes but a stage. And were actors who fret every moment, Miss Drassi.
The [Reporter] chuckled. Jasi looked up.
And now,dies and gentlemen. Our <em>actual</em> performance is a y, which wed like to dedicate to the city of Celum, which is where all this began. Were actually starting a fundraiser and well be donating the proceeds of the next ten ys and putting on special performances for the cause of rebuilding
Something for home. Wesle was smiling and nodding. It felt <em>right. </em>Erin wasnt the only person who could do something. After allJasi was an [Actor]. And she had learned from the best.
Emme introduced the y as Jasi stepped back behind the curtains.
And now, let us begin, dear audience. A ssic<em>Hamlet</em>, by the Bard of Avon. Please, silence until the y is over. The events on stage are not <em>real</em>except as stories. We are the yers of Celum, and we pray your indulgence. When the curtains openthe y begins.
She stepped back. And nowwith considerable attention, Jasi ying the Queen Gertrude, Wesle as Hamlet, Kilkran as udius, and so on, put on their show.
Updated a bit. Changed in ces, with nuance like a Drake wedding a Human man over a fictitious throne and Gnolls in the cast. But quintessentially the same. And they <em>shone.</em>
Erin Solstice emerged from her rooms to find Numbtongue chatting with a Drake she vaguely recognized. Mrsha was trying to beat a bodyguard to death with her paws. Erin pointed to the sign and saw the yers of Celum enter Passand take the worlds stage.
Cara watched people like her.
It was possibly an ordinary day in The Wandering Inn. Or a good moment. Could you have one with the other? As the sun left the sky, and much ado about everything urred, the stars rose.
The yers got an invitation to Pass. Cara sent a [Message] to them and got dozens in return. Ailendamus got royally peeved, Erin decided to add <em>another</em> sign people had to walk around in her inn
Mrsha got a kilt. She used it as a pillow as she waited for tomorrow, which would be even more fun.
The stars shone in the night sky, with two full moons. It was another day.
A Raskghar slowly <em>creaked </em>open the closed shutters of the adventurers barricades. It sniffed the air and growled to all of the others.
It was time.
<strong>Authors Note: </strong>Thanks for reading! I dont know if I kept thest7,000 words? If I didnt, they were next chapter. But this was a nice chapter to write. I still have energy from my break!
The trick is knowing when to stop and whats good and whats written where Im not at my absolute best. Either way, I hope you enjoyed this!
I dont have much to say. I debated some parts, like spelling out what Cara was doing. And some additions like Salkis in the inn didnt <em>have</em> to be there. But they were always nned. I can add in what makes sense here or there or refrain from doing so.
What feels best for now and what for the story? These are the quandaries. For now, Im going to leave you with some <em>great art.</em> Enuryns yers of Celum, for one! I think its perfect, dont you? And Ive been holding onto it for a while!
Also, Plushie, who did asemi-canonical fanart from the Guestbook along with a lot of other great art! And Erin-emotes! Last but not least, we have an <em>animation</em> by PanzerSoul of a certain Hobgoblin trying out some cool sword techniques!
Hope you enjoy! Thanks for readingmore of Liscor next chapter! Dont get hyped. Theyll probably be making doughnuts or something.
<strong>yers of Celum by Enuryn the [Naturalist]!</strong>
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<strong>Selfies with Scarra, Erin, Mrsha, and Fetohep emotes by Plushie!</strong>
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<strong>Shorthilt Animation by PanzerSoul!</strong>