<h4>Chapter 91: Chapter 83: Xiao Ming Get Out (Seeking Rmendations!)_1</h4><h4></h4>


    The students felt a bit disappointed upon hearing that Tang Qing was only going to tell a joke, but that was better than nothing. They quieted down and eagerly turned their eyes to Tang Qing.


    Xie Wendong was somewhat disappointed. He had hoped that Tang Qing would be prideful and rigid, refusing to go on stage at all. Even if he dide on stage, he hoped he would simply perform some random act and make a fool of himself. He had just heard from his ssmates that no one knew of any talents Tang Qing had. However, what he did not expect was that Tang Qing was going to tell a joke. Who can’t do that?


    Cunning, Xie Wendong thought to himself.


    Xie Wendong originally wanted to rally everyone to pressure Tang Qing into performing, but the coldness in Tang Qing’s eyes pushed him back.


    He didn’t expect Tang Qing’s gaze to be so terrifying. It made him shiver, as if he was being stared down by a wild beast. He didn’t dare utter a word.


    It was thanks to the incident of punching through a sandbag that Tang Qing discovered that Origin Qi could be emitted externally. Heter did some experiments and found that he could emit it from any part of his body if he wanted to. However, to achieve armor-piercing capability, it needed to be close to the body and wouldn’t be effective over a distance.


    At that time, he thought of his eyes. It wasn’t that he wanted to use his eyes to attack, but to intimidate. He found that depending on his mood, the Origin Qi radiating from his eyes had different effects.


    For instance, when he was happy, the Origin Qi emanating from his eyes made others happy. The same went for other emotions. Seeing that Xie Wendong was trying to stir up trouble, he stared at him, emting the unique temperament of Han Leng.


    He had tried it before, ring at a vicious dog in his neighborhood with Origin Qi. It scared the dog, who barked at everyone except its owner, into hiding in a corner with its tail between its legs, not daring to make a sound.


    Seeing how effective it was, he was thrilled. He then gave the frightened dog a kind look, and it immediately wagged its tail pleasively. Had he not scared the dog onest time, it might have broken free of its chain to follow him home.


    Although Origin Qi can carry emotions, it cannot carry specific instructions. He thought about whether he could use it to transmit simple instructions like "sit" or y down", but the dog didn’t understand at all, no matter how many times he tried. This made him realize that Origin Qi could only convey emotions. These emotions can go deep into a person’s brain, but they cannot carry explicit information.


    What’s more, the system didn’t provide any helpful information. It wasn’t humane at all, unlike the systems in novels which have emotions and canmunicate, tirelessly seeking benefits for the host. Some are evenical and humorous and can bicker with the protagonist.


    Thinking about his own system, which barely qualifies as "Artificial Intelligence," Tang Qing wonders why the creator did not imbue it with any emotions.


    Even changing its name is forbidden. Whenever he asks about it, it behaves haughtily, like its a grandpa.


    No, it is definitely a grandpa.


    Tang Qing no longer wanted toin about it.


    "Cough cough, okay, everyone stop what you’re doing with your hands and mouths. Otherwise, you might spit on the student next to you or in front of you whileughing. That would not only ruin your friendship but also waste food. In that case, I would be guilty of a great mistake.


    Let me rify this beforehand. Those who don’t obey will bear their own consequences. Are you all ready?" Tang Qing said loudly as he tried to raise the mood. Honestly, being the center of everyone’s attention felt great at times.


    "Haha, we are ready."


    "Don’t worry; you don’t have to take responsibility for it. Just get on with it."


    "Exactly, Tang Qing. Just get on with the joke."


    "Is this going to be a joke?"


    The students started hooting. They never thought that Tang Qing, who usually kept a low profile, could be funny. Tang Qing had previously just taught on the ckboard straightforwardly. This was the first time they’d seen him being so outgoing.


    "Okay, we’re onto the main topic. Listen carefully. This is a series of jokes happening in a school and the title is--’Xiao Ming Get Out.’" Tang Qing said with a deadpan face.


    When is the best time to tell a joke?


    Of course, it’s when the joke teller can keep a straight face.


    Otherwise, you couldn’t hold back yourughter; no matter how hrious it was, it would dampen the humor.


    The students were filled with anticipation and curiosity.


    Xiao Ming?


    What amon name.


    Why would he be asked to leave?


    Did he do something wrong?


    Tang Qing took a deep breath and slowly began:


    "In the ssroom, Xiao Ming has his head resting on the table and isn’t paying attention during ss.


    The teacher walks over and asks with concern, ’Xiao Ming, are you sick again?’


    Without lifting his head, Xiao Ming replies, ’Yes, I have a headache.’


    The teacher goes on: ’Do you have a doctor’s note? If you show it to me, you can go home and rest.’


    Xiao Ming responds: ’The reason I have a headache is because the doctor won’t give me a note.’


    The teacher says, ’Out!’


    Suddenly, the whole ss erupts withughter.


    ’Hahaha...’


    ’He has a headache because he can’t get a doctor’s note... Xiao Ming is so cute... Haha...’


    ’Hahaha... I’m dying ofughter.’


    ’...’


    Tang Qing continues:


    The teacher asks Xiao Ming during ss, wanting to help him build his confidence: ’Xiao Ming, can you answer this question?’


    Xiao Ming responds weakly, ’...Teacher, I... I don’t know...’


    The teacher exims loudly, ’Can’t you act like a man?’


    Seemingly in deep thought, Xiao Ming eventually says, ’...I’m a man...’


    Suddenly, Xiao Ming ps the table and shouts, ’I don’t know!’


    The teacher orders, ’Leave.’


    ...


    In history ss, the teacher asks Xiao Ming: ’Do you know what Li Shizhen’s famous work is?’


    Xiao Ming responded, "I don’t know about his writings, but I do know what hisst words before he died were."


    Out of curiosity, the Teacher asked him what he said.


    Xiao Ming: "This grass is poisonous....."


    The teacher was angry: "You... get out! -"


    ...


    Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I want to ask you a question."


    Teacher: "Get out!"


    Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I really just want to ask a question."


    Teacher: "For the love of God, get out of the girls restroom now!!!"


    ...


    Teacher: "Xiao Ming, get out."


    Xiao Ming: "Why? I haven’t done anything."


    Teacher: "Because I am about to ask a question!"


    "Haha..."


    "I’m dying ofughter, Xiao Ming is so cute."


    "Tang Qing, you’re really funny! I feel sorry for Xiao Ming."


    "No, you should feel sorry for his teacher."


    "Yeah, hahaha."


    "Who would’ve thought..."


    "Give us another one, another..."


    "Exactly, another one, no, give us ten..."


    ...


    After listening to Xiao Ming’s series, everyone nearlyughed themselves breathless, but still wanted more.


    "Alright, I’ll tell a few more, we have nothing else to do anyway," Tang Qing said with augh.


    Although he couldn’t remember many songs from his previous life, he remembered a lot of funny jokes. Whenever he was bored or upset, watching funny videos was his daily routine, so he remembered a lot ofedic sketches.


    Especially popr series from the future like ’Unexpectedly’ and ’Outrageous Events’. He would watch them while reading, and he had downloaded many funny web dramas to watch over and over again.


    What could he do? Life was stressful. He would watch videos to relieve the boredom.


    "Hahaha."


    "Can’t take it anymore."


    "Tang Qing, you could perform sketchedy."


    "Exactly, it’s promising."


    ...


    More than ten minutester, Tang Qing had told many jokes and funny stories, making the studentsugh so much they couldn’t breathe. These jokes were different from the ones they usually heard. They were unconventional and rebellious, and this was their first time hearing them.


    Several times Xie Wendong couldn’t help butugh as well. But the moment he realized they were from Tang Qing, he immediately stoppedughing. Xie Wendong’s face was struggling, turning red from holding in hisughter. Tang Qing felt... no regard for it. Defeating such low-level, brainless opponents wasn’t a breeze.


    Who the heck came up with this guy?


    Realizing it was almost time, Tang Qing prepared to wrap things up. He didn’t remember much, many of these were stand-up routines and funny stories, not many were fit at telling jokes. He couldn’t carry on much longer or these people would drain him empty.


    "Alright, students, I don’t have many up my sleeve anymore. Last one, let’s do a brain teaser, I need a student to assist..." Tang Qing continued.


    The students listened, not saying anything. He had been talking for over ten minutes, and they had egged him on with much apuse. With all the funny stories, it was impressive enough that he remembered them. If they didn’t allow Tang Qing toe down, it would be too much.


    "Err, let’s see... Xie student,e on up, remember to answer within three seconds." Tang Qing said to Xie Wendong. Having reached this point, of course, they’d need Xie Wendong to close the show. No matter the oue, he would remain undefeated.


    The moment Xie Wendong heard Tang Qing call him, at first, he refused. But he didn’t want to admit defeat, so he stood up and said to Tang Qing, "You ask."


    "Well, listen up, you’re running a 100-meter race with others. As you are running, you’ve overtaken the second ce. What ce are you in now?" Tang Qing asked with a smile.


    "I am the first... wait, no, I am the second." Xie Wendong quickly responded, d of his quick thinking. At the same time, he looked at Tang Qing with triumph. He could do this ten times over.


    "Even Xie student managed to answer it, alright, the second question, if you overtook thest person, what ce would you be in?" Tang Qing asked with a smile.


    "Obviously, I’d be in thest ce." Xie Wendong responded matter-of-factly. The same question asked twice, he wasn’t stupid. In his opinion, Tang Qing’s brain had malfunctioned.


    "Xie student, not bad. Alright, everyone, eat and drink to your heart’s content." Tang Qing pped his hands, his eyes carried a hint of mockery as he looked at Xie Wendong, then turned and went back to his seat.


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    PS: Thanks to the readers for their immersion, ^_^, being constantly overlooked, Taotao1212, Mojie, Tityku, Rogue, Dao Yu’s rmendation tickets, thanks a lot!


    Another plea for rmendation tickets, haha!!