"Boy, from tonight on, I''ll teach you some simple self-defense techniques."
Li zedao looked at the excited look on the young man''s face and directly poured cold water on him. He sneered and said, "don''t be happy too early, boy. You know, a teacher can''t be as good as the students he teaches."
"Your physical fitness is so bad. It''s a shame to climb up the fifth floor and gasp for breath."
"So even if I''m a good teacher, you are still someone else''s sandbag after learning. At least in a short time, you are the sandbag."
Ning Feng lowered his head in shame.
After entering high school, he studied hard and completely ignored physical exercise. Later, his father fell ill again, which made him suffer more physically and mentally. Therefore, his physical quality was really poor.
"Well, I''ll continue to look for that damned yellow cat, and I''ll come to teach you in the evening." Li zedao has no good intention to continue to ridicule the boy''s physical quality.
He remembered that his physical fitness at that time was worse than Ning Feng.
It''s like playing when Ning Feng beats Li zedao.
Ning Feng has also been used to this neuropathy, often will be a yellow cat in the mouth of this matter, nodded.
In the next four nights, Li zedao focused on teaching Ning Feng how to polish his body, as well as some pretty brilliant fighting skills.
Of course, for Ning Feng, who is thin and weak, the fighting skills he demonstrated are just too bad to be seen. It''s worse than putting on airs. Li zedao shakes his head repeatedly.
This is the most fundamental reason why he did not regard Ning Feng as an apprentice, but as a spokesman.
The boy is too weak. It''s a shame to have such an apprentice.
Once again, the early morning sun poured into the little room.
Li zedao went to the window and said, "I''m gone. Don''t miss me."
Although some of the means of this neuropathy are very frightening, but after a few days together, he can be regarded as teaching Ning Feng some things. In addition, he can also be regarded as accompanying Ning Feng through the most difficult days. Therefore, seeing that he is about to leave, Ning Feng is more or less empty.
He had a hunch that he would never see this psychopath again.
Can''t see Well, it''s scary.
Li zedao turned back and said with a mysterious smile: "boy, for your sake, I am destined to give you a gift before I leave Isn''t that exciting? "
Ning Feng''s face is stiff. In fact, he really wants to cooperate with this neuropathy, pretending to be excited, but he really can''t make any excited expression.
Li zedao shook his head. He was a fool. He didn''t know how much fortune he was going to get.
Forget it. If you don''t know, you don''t know. Who makes you Lei Feng?
"Come on, open your mouth." Li said.
Ning Feng a Leng: "what?"
The next moment, Ning Feng found his mouth more than a foreign body.
In a flash, his mouth was cold, as if he had been stuffed with a large piece of ice. At the same time, a pungent smell filled his whole mouth.
Then, a terrible chill swept through his body, making his body as if frozen and hardened.
Ning Feng''s face looked at the neuropathy in horror, and wanted to spit out the extra thing in his mouth, but his mouth seemed to be frozen, but he couldn''t even spit out.
The next moment, Ning Feng in front of a black, hard body fell to the ground, completely unconscious.
"Young man, if you can meet me and get my advice, you can see that you are more lucky than most people in the world. I hope you don''t use up all your luck all your life. God bless you. Amen, good luck."
After mumbling a few words to himself, Li zedao went to the window, opened the window and looked up at the blue sky.
There, there is a white cloud floating there quietly.
The next moment, Li zedao''s body disappeared in place.
In the twinkling of an eye, he was already in the cloud.
There is a make-up table on the white cloud. Tianmeng is sitting in front of the table, looking at the mirror smeared with attractive lipstick, and then selling cute.
At the same time, I was still looking at the little video in front of me, which was not nutritious.
Li zedao shook his head and thought that this woman''s make-up was superfluous. Didn''t she know that those chemicals couldn''t make her face even more delicate?
Even, will it destroy the smell of non cannibal fireworks on her? This is blasphemy!
Of course, Li zedao would not say such words. He would despise this woman, saying that he had no taste and no ability to appreciate beauty.
Every time tianmeng despises him, Li zedao wants to retort that I appreciate you very much.
Tianmeng looked back at Li zedao with a charming face and said with a smile: "xiaodaozi, come here to help my sister thrush."Li zedao''s face suddenly bloomed a wild chrysanthemum. He hurried to pick up the eyebrow pencil and said: "sister tianmeng, if we can go on like this forever, isn''t it good?"
Tianmeng giggled, and his eyes were full of fun: "xiaodaozi, you look so beautiful."
Li zedao disagrees with tianmeng''s view: "that''s handsome."
"Oh, don''t think too much."
“……”
Tianmeng sighed with pity: "poor Taoist, when will you be willing to face the reality? You can''t guard the four realms, and don''t imagine that your sister can fight against heaven side by side with you. "
I''m not a fool. How can I fight against heaven? Do you know how powerful heaven is? Pangu is powerful, isn''t he? But in front of the day can only use such a naive way to disgust the day.
Tianmeng thinks that xiaodaozi has a very serious disease, which is called delusion.
Li zedao was silent, but his eyes showed determination.
In any case, he has to protect the four domains, especially the fan domain. Even if the fan domain is not the fan domain he is familiar with, even if all the women he wants to protect are turned into dust.
Tianmeng sighed softly, and could only continue to fight against this idiot who didn''t know whether he was stubborn or stupid.
"Xiaodaozi, my sister has told you many times."
"The cruel fact is that you are too weak to fight against the sky. You can''t even see the sky."
"It''s not only because you are not qualified to appear in front of heaven, but also because you can''t get out of the confinement set by Pangu. You can''t get rid of the fate of being pressed to death by Pangu, unless your cultivation can break through into the realm of Tao again, or just try to destroy the soul."
Tianmeng''s hand gently touched Li zedao''s face and said with pity, "but you can''t break through the road or destroy the soul."
Li zedao nodded: "I know, but I just want to have a try."
How can we know the result if we don''t try this kind of thing?
Li zedao just wanted to have a try, even if he exhausted his life. What if it works?
"Not reconciled is a kind of disease." Tianmeng said, "xiaodaozi, sometimes you have to accept your fate."
Li zedao asked: "does sister tianmeng accept her fate?"
Tianmeng sneered: "I didn''t get paranoia like you, and I don''t want to protect anything, so I have no life to recognize."
Li zedao continued to smile bitterly.
After a moment''s silence, Li zedao said, "sister tianmeng, I''m thinking that if the four domains are gone and return to the original chaotic state, I will be out of my wits by then. I think you will reduce a lot of fun, sister?"
Tianmeng sneered: "xiaodaozi, you look up to yourself too much. You are just one of my sister''s toys. Not to mention, my sister has a lot of other toys now. "
Tianmeng opens the drawer.
Looking at the infuriating things in that drawer, Li zedao quickly raised his head to let the nosebleed coming back.
Then Li zedao countered: "sister tianmeng, these toys you collected need electricity. When the four domains are destroyed, there will be no electricity. By that time, those toys will be no different from wooden sticks."
"Sister tianmeng, do you like wooden sticks?"
Tianmeng is a little stunned. It seems to be so.
Damn, can''t you really get rid of the path?
Li zedao said more seriously: "moreover, with my sister''s cultivation, I will not be able to walk freely in heaven, will I? Let alone call the wind and the rain. "
Tianmeng''s eyes narrowed slightly.
Li zedao clearly captures the change of expression on tianmeng''s face and thinks there is a play.
Tianmeng herself said that her family is a strong guard of Pangu''s prison. She witnessed Pangu''s killing of all her relatives in her womb.
Li zedao naturally didn''t believe this kind of nonsense.
No matter how powerful this woman is, she can''t do such a terrible thing.
Li zedao previously thought that tianmeng was the strong one around Tian, and Pan Gu used some means to enter into the four domains secretly before he transformed himself into a prisoner and sealed the four domains, trying to split the four domains from the inside.
But according to her, the strong in Lingyu realm are like dogs in heaven. Frankly speaking, this kind of strength is too weak in heaven. In this way, she is not qualified to stay by heaven.
Li zedao began to give full play to his super imagination, thinking that this woman might be hunted down and fled to the chaotic place where Pangu was imprisoned.
Who would have thought that Pangu had opened up the place of chaos and gave birth to the birth spirit? This woman was forced to stay there.
Moreover, with Pangu''s ability, when opening up this chaos, it is impossible not to know that there is such a powerful God hiding under his eyes, right?So, does Pangu also hope to get something from tianmeng? Even as a disgusting chess piece? In addition, Pangu didn''t care whether they were alive or dead, so she was allowed to create a bloodbath in the four regions?
''s dreamy and charming eyes gaze at Li Zedao''s thoughtful eyes. The fingers smeared with scarlet nail polish gently pick up Li Zedao''s chin, and say, "the way, you seem to be the same thing."
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