"I promise you, I''ll tie Zhang Yueer up and throw her in front of you." Li zedao patted the little head of the shadow and promised. At this time, the shadow is patting in the arms of Antarctica, wiping tears. Because of crying too much, the big eyes are red and swollen, just like two peaches hanging there Li zedao suddenly wanted to eat peaches.
Antarctica''s eye socket is also red, patting the shadow on the trembling shoulder, very distressed.
"Well." The shadow raised his head. Li zedao nodded, and then It blew a bubble.
Li zedao took a puff at the corner of his mouth. In addition to helplessness or helplessness, please don''t be so cute, OK? Do you know that I would like to laugh when you blow bubbles in such a sad atmosphere?
"When you get her back, I''ll give you a whip, handcuffs, fox tail, candles, and let you bully her." The shadow said, "and then the beautiful girl of this talent will shoot on one side. This film will definitely become the biggest selling film in the island world, and the money you earn will buy you sugar to eat at that time..."
"I eat your sister!" Li Ze road angry, said in a straight line, as if that kind of thing would really happen, my taste is not so heavy, OK?
Antarctica glared at Li zedao. The threat in his eyes was very obvious. If you dare to do that, you will die!
"Anyway, she doesn''t know who you are after you put on that wretched mask? Maybe he Xiaoyue will be willing to cooperate with you in all kinds of actions Oh, no, it''s disgusting. I''m going to vomit... "
“……” Li zedao''s face is even darker. Dare you feel that the little witch''s mind has already begun to fantasize about the scenes that she can''t bear to look directly at?
A few minutes later, the heartless shadow has returned to normal, and continues to torture Li zedao like a little witch, saying that someone''s ass is too ugly, just like two turtles lying there.
Li Ze was so angry that he almost spat out several jin of blood. Tortoise, your sister''s, have you ever seen such a white tortoise?
"Shut up, I''ll tell zedao something." Antarctica finally can''t stand it, he cheered with a straight face.
The shadow was still afraid of Antarctica, so she stuck out her tongue: "I downloaded a lot of those movies, such as man dog war, man horse war, man donkey war, and even big fool''s favorite kind of gay Do you see it or not
“…… See for yourself. " The face in Antarctica is even darker. "Put on the earphone, I''ll talk to zedao."
Li zedao was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood. When did I like gay men? I like lesbians, OK?
In the spirit of seeking knowledge, Li zedao actually wants to broaden his horizons and see what the dog fight looks like, but It''s no good. He''s not as cheeky as a shadow.
"I contacted Shifu and Shifu agreed, but..." Antarctica looked at Li Ze with some worry and said, "if we join hands, it''s not necessarily his opponent. Besides, according to the information, he is now in the Imperial Palace and is the guest of honor of the island emperor. I don''t think we can sneak into such a place. As for the snake head, it''s said that it will be sent to the Yasukuni women''s Shrine. You know that place, it''s not so easy to invade."
Li zedao''s eyes narrowed slightly, shook his head and said in a deep voice: "how to invade the Imperial Palace and the Jing women''s Shrine? Let''s not talk about it first. If we two unite, we can beat him in nine cases out of ten."
"He''s your master. You know what he can do. Don''t you underestimate him?" Antarctica said, "Yanhuang said, only in terms of skill, he can''t leave the hand of God, Yanhuang also said, the brain of the hand of God is more terrible than his skill."
"If He is not the hand of God, not my master? " Li zedao said, with a strong sadness in his tone.
"What?" You mean Is he not the hand of God? "
"No Li zedao shook his head and said, "a man''s face can be changed, but his eyes can''t be changed. Besides, I found a big flaw, which proved that the man who ate with the emperor of the island was not my master, the hand of God..."
Although the shadow is staring at the computer screen with earphone eyes, it doesn''t turn on the sound, so naturally, he also heard the conversation between Antarctica and Li zedao.
Next, he took off the earphone on his head and put it together: "Mom, this beautiful girl has long suspected that it''s not Lao Wang. How could Lao Wang do such a thing? What''s more, Lao Wang may have... "
The shadow''s little face was a little sad again.
"You get that picture." Li zedao said, glancing at the computer screen, he almost fell off his eyes and got goose bumps.
Antarctica glanced at the screen, quickly moved away, the same, a goose bumps, the picture is too beautiful to look directly at ah.
Soon, the shadow turned off that thing, and then transferred out the picture of Wang Zi, a "Patriot" who is now spreading wildly on the Internet, having dinner with the emperor of the island country. Then he looked back at Li Ze and said, "big fool, where is the flaw?"
"Eyes Li zedao stares at the eye in the photo and says.The black line on the face of Antarctica. What''s the difference between this flaw and what you just said?
The shadow stared at Lao Wang''s eyes without blinking, and then In my heart, I imagined that I would tear Li zedao to pieces, and then burn him, flood him, bury him
Mom, what''s wrong?
However, the shadow would not expose his ignorance foolishly, so he nodded and said, "well, yes, yes, yes, the eyes are really big Flaws Well... "
"Tell me." Li zedao was amused by the shadow''s affectation.
"Well, why did this beautiful girl tell you?" The shadow looked up and glanced at Li zedao. He was very disdainful. In his heart, he continued to tear Li zedao to pieces, and then burned, flooded and buried him!
I knew earlier that when he took off his pants, he should have gone there with one foot. Yes, I''ll do it next time. I''ll see if he dares to be so arrogant.
"You see, are his eyes "Royal blue?" Li Ze pointed to his eyes and said.
"Precious blue?" Antarctica and the shadow were stunned, and then they all stared at the smiling eyes in the picture.
"It''s like It''s really royal blue... " Antarctica some difficult said.
"Motherfucker, it''s really sapphire blue!" The shadow exclaimed, "are Lao Wang''s eyes sapphire blue? Mom, how can a beautiful girl not know? He''s wearing a beautiful pupil? "
"Do you have a picture of him on your cell phone? Some words will be uploaded to the computer, and the comparison will be clearer. " Li zedao looked at the shadow and said that his heart was filled with bitterness. Now his hand of God was ruined. It''s really unexpected.
"Yes, there are self photos of me and Lao Wang on my mobile phone. It''s the last time I saw Lao Wang. It was taken before Lao Wang left." Shadow said, quickly find a mobile phone, put a photo in hand uploaded to the computer, and then open the photo.
"Tut Tut, you say, how can this beautiful girl be so good-looking?" The shadow looked at his picture and began to be infatuated.
“…… Get down to business The black line on Li zedao''s face, urge!
The shadow looked back at Li zedao angrily, didn''t say anything, moved the mouse, put the two pictures together, after the contrast, it was more obvious.
The face is still the same face, but the eyes of the old Wang who ate with the emperor of the island were obviously smaller, lacking the lazy and wise eyes. And it''s really blue! As for Dai Meitong Just ignore the shadow. How can the hand of God do such a boring thing?
It can be seen that the guy who gave the snake head to the emperor of the island as a birthday present and had dinner with him was not Wang Zi at all, and even, basically, he was a European or American.
"Sure enough, he is not your master!" Antarctica looks back at Li zedao with a moving expression.
"No!" Li zedao breathed out a deep breath and said, "and there is one thing that is basically certain."
Antarctica nodded her head a little ugly. She understood what Li zedao meant, that is, something happened to the hand of God, or even died! Otherwise, how could he tolerate someone pretending to do such a thing to discredit him?
Then, from the loss of the snake head to the appearance of the snake head, Lin Sen finally "sent" the snake head into the Magic Cave forest, and Li zedao risked his life to enter the Magic Cave forest and brought out the safe and Lin Sen '' Snake head to your majesty as a birthday gift Are all these things done by the same person or force? When the snake lost its head, something happened to the hand of God? Big head and iron hand are not wiped out by the hand of God?
But the person or force who can do this must be terrible, but what is his ultimate goal? Just to discredit the hand of God? Not only want him to die, but also want him to become a stinking mouse? Become the most shameful traitor?
All kinds of unanswered questions lingered in Antarctica and Li zedao''s heart, so that he had some difficulty breathing.
"Report to the top?" Asked Antarctica, taking a deep breath.
Li zedao shook his head: "people are more willing to believe what they see with their own eyes, so it doesn''t make any sense. Now what we have to do is to find him out..."
"Yes, then bake him on the head of the bed, whip him with a whip, drop him with a candle, and poke the fox''s tail in It''s disgusting... " Shadow evil cold, pointed to Li Ze way, "fool, this matter left to you."
"Go away!"
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