Really standing pee Li zedao wanted to laugh inexplicably, and he felt a little guilty. However, when he saw his current situation, he could not laugh. That kind of guilt was feeding the dog instantly.


    "Can''t I be wrong?" Li zedao murmured in his voice.


    "No way!" The shadow said simply, "it''s no use apologizing. If it''s useful, do you want the police to do it? I solemnly tell you that I want you to forgive me unless You take off your pants and let Ben smack you on your ass Of course, I don''t use my hand. If I want my hand to touch your ass, there''s no door. I''ve got a whip ready... "


    “…… If you think too much, I can''t agree to your unreasonable request! " Li zedao almost spurted blood at the same time, ferociously said, "if you are mischievous, don''t blame me for fighting back."


    "Fight back? Hum! Hum The shadow sneered, laughing like a devil, "since you are not willing to admit your mistakes, that book of gifted beautiful girls can only continue to punish you."


    Li zedao felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.


    "Asshole, if you do this to me, you will be struck by thunder!" The shadow''s small face lifted up from Li zedao''s chest, and he was so angry that he almost cried.


    Li zedao was stunned and sighed. What is a powerful actor with an idol face? Isn''t this little witch? It''s like having several faces that can be switched at any time.


    Before he had time to express more emotion, Li zedao felt as if he had been struck by thunder. He suddenly trembled, and then the whole person flew out.


    "Plop!" Li zedao was lying there in a very ugly posture, and then his body was still shaking, his eyes turned white, as if his body really had electricity.


    The onlookers were silly for a few seconds, then they all pointed to Li zedao and laughed.


    "Ha! I was struck by thunder... "


    "It''s right to kill such a smash..."


    "Beauty, what do you think of me..."


    ……


    The shadow stepped on the small leather boots, walked to Li zedao who couldn''t get up for a long time, squatted down, then glared at the innocent eyes and said: "fool, what''s the matter with you? Really struck by thunder? Would you like to call an ambulance for you... "


    Li zedao raised his head very hard, his mouth trembled and his voice was weak: "what did you do to me?"


    "Where is it?" The shadow said innocently, "you''re such a jerk that you can''t even see the sky, so it''s none of your business to send a thunder down and chop you Mom, what are you looking at? You are in a good mood. What should I do? "


    “……”


    Li zedao looked at the devil fiercely in his eyes. He really regretted it. Why did he start so lightly that night? Why don''t you just suck her ass?


    "Go away!" Li zedao got up and said sadly, "you''ve just been struck by thunder. Besides, it''s clear now. Thunder your sister, don''t think I don''t know it''s your ghost What kind of watch are you wearing? Show me... "


    Li zedao''s eyes were wary of staring at the shadow''s wrist, which was wearing a watch that looked very fashionable. Just when he was shocked by the inexplicable electric current, Li zedao clearly noticed that the dial of the watch she was wearing flashed down. In other words, this watch which looked fashionable but was not a great one There is something fishy in it. It can emit something like strong current.


    The shadow''s face changed slightly, and his little hand hid behind him: "hum, why should I show you? Be careful to be struck by thunder again... "


    Li zedao''s face changed and he quickly stepped back.


    "Coward "Sister Antarctica..." The shadow pushed Li zedao aside, and then jumped toward the South Pole.


    Li zedao looked back and saw Antarctica holding the shadow''s little hand. He even had a rare smile on his face. He was not as surprised as he was when he saw the shadow here. He already knew that the shadow would appear here. Antarctica had known for a long time, and now he walked over with some wonder.


    "She''s coming with us?" Li Ze pointed to the shadow and asked difficultly, and tried to stay away from her. God knows if the witch will give him such a look, "is it too playful Danger, I mean danger. "


    Seeing the shadow shaking his arm, Li zedao changed his words decisively. It is undeniable that the watch she was wearing on her arm was too weird. Li zedao thought that his fighting ability was already very strong, and even, basically, no poison could poison him. But the current from the watch was too overbearing, and Li zedao felt that his body was being hurt High voltage current hit, instantly lost the ability to resist.


    Up to now, the body is still crisp, and some of them are not energetic.


    "Danger?" The shadow glanced at Li zedao and said with disdain, "just now, I don''t know who it is. I was beaten by the beautiful girl of this talent and fell a dog eating shit."“……” Li zedao was stabbed in the chest.


    "Well, I saw it, too." Antarctica nodded, "shadow, you are so good."


    “……” Li zedao was stabbed in the chest again.


    "I still think it''s too dangerous." Li zedao''s expression was a little serious. "It''s undeniable that the watch you wear on your wrist is really powerful, but in the face of experts, it can only play a role once at most..."


    "That''s enough!" The shadow spat out a bubble, squinted at Li Ze with a smile and said, "fool, just when you were lying there, I was shooting you. What do you think you would do?"


    “……” Li zedao is speechless. Indeed, just when he was lying there, if the shadow shot him, he would have to wait for death.


    "Besides, don''t you still have to protect the beautiful girl?" The shadow naturally said, and then tilted his head to think, "Mom, no, now I''m better than you, it''s me who protect you."


    “……” Li zedao almost spurts blood, the woman does not want the face to rise, is really invincible!


    Just then, the voice of the guide rang.


    "Dear uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters, welcome to join us in this big group of" romantic DJ three days and four nights Tour ". I am your guide Meimei. In the next week, I will lead you to play DJ. I promise that we will have a wonderful memory Before we appear, let''s call the roll and distribute the uniform vest and hat with our travel company logo... "


    This is a 20-year-old girl with two deep dimples on her face when she smiles.


    "If you don''t have a good-looking sister in Antarctica or me, you don''t have to be afraid of some fool who will tease her on the way." Murmured the shadow.


    “……” Li zedao wanted to turn around and go home.


    "Here, your ID card and passport." The new certificate of Antarctica was thrown to Li zedao. Under the above arrangement, they already have a new identity, such as Antarctica. Her name is Wang Zhao, not Antarctica.


    Li zedao glanced at his name. His face turned black instantly. He looked up at the shadow and couldn''t speak.


    Husky! The name on my ID is husky! The surname is ha mingshiqi. Ma Dan, do you have this surname? Er It seems that the director of last year''s Spring Festival Gala was not named "ha"?


    Think of shadow just met to shout this name, so Li zedao even don''t want to know it must be this little witch make ghost!


    "The beautiful girl died this day. A lot of brain cells got it for you Needless to say, thank you The shadow squinted and said triumphantly.


    "Don''t fall into my hands!" Li zedao said maliciously.


    Antarctica also finds it funny to see that Li zedao looks like he''s starving and wants to go crazy. In fact, when she sees the photo on her ID card and the name next to her, she also laughs. It''s an exaggeration She then knew that she did not like to laugh, but did not encounter funny things.


    "Sister Antarctica, brother-in-law wants to spank others again." The shadow begged for mercy toward the South Pole. The voice was sweet and pitiful.


    Antarctica''s eyes glared at Li zedao, and the threat was very strong.


    Li zedao rolled his eyes and thought he was dead.


    Meimei, the tour guide, began to call the roll. When she saw the name husky, she almost couldn''t help but spray it. Now she forced herself to smile and said with difficulty: "ha Shiqi Has husky arrived yet Husky... "


    Everyone was stunned, and then looked around. Some were shocked by the fierce name, while others thought that it was some crazy local tyrant who gave welfare to his lovelorn dog and signed up for such a tour group to let it go out to relax.


    Even some people''s eyes fell on the scum man Isn''t that husky who was just struck by thunder?


    "Hello, it''s you." The shadow kicked Li zedao.


    Li zedao glared at the shadow fiercely. Then he called out: "here it is!"


    This "arrival" is just like crying ghosts and gods. It successfully attracted everyone''s eyes. Then I don''t know who burst out laughing, and then burst out bursts of laughter in the crowd.


    Li zedao silently lowered his head, and his mind was surging. The watch on shadow''s hand was a good thing. When he asked for more than a dozen, his women were equipped with one. In this way, even if he met a master like himself, he might be able to kill him.


    Alas, I knew earlier that I would not have offended this girl so much. Would you like to make a good apology sometime? Not really Li zedao bit his teeth, didn''t he take off his pants and then whip his ass a few times? Ma Dan, for their safety, bear it!


    At this moment, the tears of Li zedao''s eyes are rolling I''m so moved by myself!


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