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Chapter 75 - Ant Skit Episode 2: Settlement (Post 38)

    Author : Okay, let''s resolve this like reasonable peop- beings.


    Lei Xing : *scoffs* Just let him go, it''s not like he can do much damage anyway.


    ????: Animals have rights! Animal abuse is illegal!


    Lei Xing : You''re an insect ????


    ????: Insects are animals too!


    Lei Xing : Whatever floats your boat ????


    ????: You will go to jail!


    Lei Xing : Highly unlikely.


    ????: You - You will be fined!


    Lei Xing : *Yawns* I think you have a better chance of being dissected.


    ????: W-Wh-What?


    ????: A life-size talking ???? isn''t something you see every day...I''m sure I can find some people who will pay good money for you ????...


    ????: ??????


    Lei Xing : You want to be a Star, don''t you? Want to stand on a pedastal for the world to admire, right?...How about a spot in a science exhibit at the musuem? You get your own stage and everything...or if you don''t want that, we can always just have your brain featuring in a -


    ????: ????...


    Author : That''s enough *glares at LX* ????, While I''m sure all that sounds wonderful, I do believe we can come to some sort of agreement that is mutually beneficial, right?


    ????: ...but...


    Author : Of course, you can go try to sue her for the accident...but you wouldn''t get much, if anything...it was just an accident so just let it go.


    ????: ...S-She tried to kill me. *Points at LX, who is leisurely relaxing in her chair*


    Lei Xing : *narrows her eyes at ????* It was an accident.


    ????: You tried to strangle me and then tried to smash me!


    Lei Xing : You were in the way, I didn''t notice you...sorry ????


    Author :  There, she has apologized, problem solved!


    ????: No, it''s not! I''m still going to sue!... I''ll go to the media! Yes, expose you all for being abusive and discriminatory to your employees!


    Author :????...Fine then, how about a payout?


    ????: That''s negotiable ????


    Author : How much?


    ????: How much do you have?


    Author : ???? Lei Xing how much can you pay?


    Lei Xing : *scoff* zero


    ????: ????


    Author : Be serious!


    Lei Xing : I am serious, I''m broke.


    Author : What about all that silver?


    Lei Xing : That''s all in an investment account, can''t be touched????. Why don''t you pay?????


    Author : Why should I?! ????


    Lei Xing : *Shrugs* An accident isn''t exactly a crime, especially not in this case and the media stuff sounds like your problem so...goodluck? ?????????♀?


    Author : ????


    ????: Well, then I guess we have no deal, you shall get my notice on the front page! ???? *turns to the door*


    Author : Fine then, go ahead...Try, sue and fail...make headlines, that''ll blow over quickly...and then what? What''s next for you?


    **???? freezes**


    Author : ????...Go back home to the colony?...As a failure?...With dashed dreams?...Live your days foraging on a line?...Unfulfilled? Depressed? Have you forgotten how it was? *long understanding sigh*....You and I both know you have potential, but like anyone you need a stage to shine...I can give you that stage, I want to give you YOUR stage!


    **???? turns and looks at Author**


    ????: My stage?


    Author : Yes, YOUR stage! You will be a Star! You are a star, THE STAR!! ????


    ????: Star? ????


    Author : Yes, stay and soar...or go and return to the assembly line...Your choice!


    Lei Xing : Hey, how come I didn''t get a choice?   **Author is currently conveniently temporarily deaf**


    ????: Soar????...


    Author : *whispers in ????''s ear* To the sky and beyond...


    ????: *looks at Author earnestly* Really? ????


    Author : Truly! I have it all set up for you...You''re on way to the top!????
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