"Good morning and Welcome back!"
"We are back with some sizzling hot news on T.I.A.D."
"A game that has rocked our lives and livened up our morning news!"
"Starting from T.I.A.D. achieving their milestone to its top player leaping so high that he ended up in the hospital."
"We have it all lined up especially for you!"
"So without wasting any further time, let''s start!"
"Recently, T.I.A.D. celebrated its big milestone achievement. A hundred million players! Woohoo!"
"Kevin, do you realize how big that is?!"
"Of course, I do! Do you?"
"It need not even be said. This game is a lot harder to play than it is to win. If you want to play, buying the game isn''t even the first step. Buying the special T.I.A.D. nerve gear should be your first step. Then you register yourself in the T.I.A.D. center and get your T.I.A.D. license that could be used for you to buy the game."
"I swear, when I first heard how much hard work you''d have to do in order to be able to buy the game, I legit thought not many people would actually go through all that trouble just for a game. However, this game has been shocking us and proving us wrong ever since the beginning. Within a few weeks of its release, T.I.A.D. already had a few million players who had immediately registered and bought the nerve gear, making it run out of stock."
"But eventually, stocks were refilled and now with the popularity of the game, it doesn''t even come as a shock that there are more than a hundred million players buying that expensive nerve gear and license."
"Ya know, it''s still a bit hard for me to believe that a game could be this famous, but then again, if a game is this good, it deserves such hype, don''t you think so?"
"It definitely does, Kevin. With how much went into the production of this game, this is certainly a number that we should have expected. In fact, I have a feeling that this hype isn''t dying down anytime soon. This game has a pretty bright future and I''m sure it would soon celebrate more milestones one by one."
"There''s no doubt about that. The game itself is pretty good and I''m saying this through experience."
"No way! You actually tried out your luck? Kevin, you have no chance of winning against Mastermo!"
"I know that. Hehehe... Who said I bought it to win? I just wanted to try the game out and enjoy it. I have to say, this game is by far my most favorite. It has well-thought-out storylines and quite interesting characters that make you feel as if they really exist. When you''re in the game, you will definitely forget that you are. It''s just an immersive experience that makes you forget everything about real life."
"I have to agree with you on that. I did try the game out and eventually had to stop because I thought I was soon going to get addicted to it. It''s just that good."
"The one hundred million should be proof enough."
"Haha... You''re right. That number speaks for itself."
"The second big news of the day is the official release of the T.I.A.D. sensory room which also happens to be our sixth topic today, but you''ll understand why the same thing needs two different headlines."
"Just yesterday, T.I.A.D. sensory room was officially released. A room, fully equipped to give you a hundred percent immersive gaming experience. Something, never before done in history. The smell, the touch, the taste, every single thing that helps you differentiate between what is real and what is not would soon be betraying you, cause with the T.I.A.D. sensory room, unless you remember that you''re in a game, there would be nothing that would remind you that this is just a game."
"I just hope that at least death isn''t real in the game."
"Lmao. That''s probably the only thing that you won''t be able to experience in the T.I.A.D. sensory room."
"The big release of T.I.A.D. sensory gaming room also saw some special guests being the first to experience this wonder of a lifetime. Mastermo, BBtrash, Hulk0_0, and Devilmagiclover were the first four players to ever enter a game through the use of this newly released technologically advanced room. This is the third important news we wanted to give you."
"These four certainly are pretty lucky and let''s be honest, we all love it, although we are still jealous of their amazing luck."
"Which brings me to the fourth topic of today: Mastermo."
"This player just keeps us on his toes, doesn''t he."
"He sure enjoys doing that a lot. Mastermo officially announced his relationship status with his gaming partner Devilmagiclover."
"I don''t know about that, Kevin. It''s not something I would like to call ''Official''."
"It''s certainly not as official as we''d want it to be, but it''s still something, alright. In the last stream, where Devilmagiclover had to play the role of a vampire and Mastermo had to play the role of a mage in charge of protecting the vampire, the atmosphere was just so filled with love that it made people choke on dog food as they constantly heard Mastermo proposing to his partner again and again. Not even as a joke!"
"That last part is very important so let me repeat that. Not even as a joke! He legit went on a live stream and kept getting rejected, but the rejection didn''t stop him from asking again and again."
"He''s certainly every courageous for having done that. I mean, can you imagine proposing to your crush and getting rejected but still having the guts to propose again... On live T.V.?! That takes a lot of guts!"
"And then comes what happened after they went to the T.I.A.D. sensory room."
"Ah, yes. Our fifth topic of the day. Mastermo was rushed to the hospital by his partner due to reasons unknown."
"Fans speculate that it was due to a heart failure because of how much Li Ling turned him down, but I don''t think that''s the case. What about you?"
"I don''t know, Dev. Did you see how much he got rejected? I don''t know about him but if it was me, I''m sure I would need to be rushed to the hospital because of a heart failure."
"Well, whatever the reason was, we can surely blame it on the T.I.A.D. sensory gaming room that had been adversely affected because of this incident."
"Finally, our sixth topic of the day. Remember when we told you that the new fully immersive gaming room was released? Well, turns out anyone listening to this news report right now has no way of ever experiencing what the lucky four players experienced inside that room."
"Why, you may ask? I want to laugh as I say this, but since this is a live stream and I have responsibilities as an anchor, I would naturally stop myself from laughing as I say this. Within a day of its release, the T.I.A.D. sensory room was also closed off till the unforeseen future."
"That''s right. Canceled the exact next day after its big shaking release. Before people ever even had the chance to congratulate the release, they already needed to show their condolences to it."
"It''s certainly a bit sad to know that this world is still not ready for such a fully immersive technology and you know what? I agree with this decision. If Mastermo had to be taken to the hospital because of this newly released T.I.A.D. sensory room, I think it not only should be canceled but should also be banned."
"I agree with you on that. If a game can harm you in real life, it should be banned without any further discussion."
"It really should be and this brings us to our next question which was asked by one of our viewers."
"Is T.I.A.D really safe?"
"We already know that the nerve headgear used to play the game connects to our brains. Letting a computer track down our thoughts, impulses, feelings, and actions. Is it really something that would be safe in the long run? What if there is a bug in the system? Can the developers confidently say that nothing would go wrong?"
"We asked this same question to the company, however, so far, we have got no official response from them. With the lack of response, we were forced to go and ask some other sources who have claimed that the nerve gear is dangerous for a player if something goes wrong with the system used in the game."
"And this is actually scary knowing that there are more than a hundred million players out there who trust the nerve gear."
"Well, at this point, all we can do is hope that the developers have already taken precautions against any future disaster."
"With that said, we''ll let you think about this question a bit further as we take our leave."
"This has been your anchors, Kevin and Dev, live from the studio."