To Jerry:


    Turn off the oven or your house will burn down causing a forest fire that will put the 2019/2020 @ustralia fires to shame. Better yet, don''t touch your oven at all today. And yes, I mean you in particular. If your oven isn''t on yet, good. If you don''t even own an oven yet, even better. It doesn''t matter the day that you stumble upon this chapter, just do it.


    This is a threat, I like forests so take it seriously.