Since we''re planning to boycott the old man, we''ll need to step up our gift game this year. My recommendation would be using prank gift boxes. As in putting your actual present within the packaging of something ridiculous such as genital scented candles. Oh wait, those already exist, so just gift them the actual product but use three layers of packaging for insane inception. Genital scented candle package on the outermost layer, something more traditional on the second layer, and then an actual genital scented candle package inside that one.