Introduction: Joseph: “If I was going to be the mc of a novel I would want it to be a fanfic instead of an original” 2 hours later.... Joseph: “Really truck-kun how cliche” Truck-kun: “Hahahaha”. Everything blacks out..... Author/God: “You have been chosen” Joseph: “Oh [email protected]$k you how cliche can this get. ... Follow this idiot that insulted me when i just granted his wish, as he rewrites all of the most cliche moments in the multiverse. Author's note:  I claim no ownership or credit of any pre-existing characters or content....