Chapter 92: Tiger''s Elegance·Mama? ! (4K words)
Lu Yuan was silent and quietly watched the performance of his "comrades-in-arms".
"Comrade-in-arms" seemed a little embarrassed and explained: "It''s great to be able to speak, have a body, and be able to move."
It started to tickle again, and various parts fell to the ground again.
Lu Yuan:…
What''s going on with this guy?
He cleared his throat: "Who are you?"
"I''m...dada..."
Lu Yuan picked up the wire-like thing, connected it back, and then pressed it down to prevent it from scratching.
"I am an artificial intelligence. As for who I am... I... don''t have a name."
"My goal is to defeat the ''demon'' until the day I am scrapped."
"So you''re a robot?"
"According to the standard of general civilization, this is true, but it is not a robot in the pure sense. My superpowers are diamond and adsorption... As for this language, they are built by the speaker, not my ability."
"Vajra is a skill of gods, which makes it difficult for me to be destroyed."
"Adsorption is also a divine skill that can allow me to absorb on the attack object forever, and it will never be able to get rid of me again. So, I entangled that terrible demon."
Lu Yuan''s cerebral cortex begins to be highly active.
A talking and intelligent robot, although not a girl, can speak!
You can speak!
You can speak! !
How long has he been without a partner to speak to?
Suddenly, my mind became active.
But his expression was still tense, comforting the heart that was about to jump out of his throat, and finding a loophole in the other party''s words: "So that''s it, but can artificial intelligence also use superpowers?"
"As far as I know, the source of superpowers is spiritual energy, do machines also have minds?"
The small ball rolled on the ground: "Is this very important, comrade?"
Lu Yuan said seriously: "Of course it is important... You destroyed my precious instruments. According to my civilized laws, you have committed theft and are already imprisoned in my civilized class."
The pile of cat-shaped parts shaking wildly, as if they wanted to escape.
Lu Yuan straightened his body: "This way, just tell me the answer and this speaker will be given to you. I won''t hold you accountable for destroying my baby. A reasonable transaction, right?"
Cat-type garbage was silent for a moment and replied: "My intelligent core comes from the brain of part of the strongest warrior of my civilization. The biological brain formed after silicon-based transformation through mechanical neural networks is formed, so it is between life and non-life."
"So I can use my abilities during my lifetime, but I cannot practice or evolve."
Biological brain, what a noble noun, deserves to be a civilization that can fight against "demons".
"The name of that soldier?"
Cat-shaped garbage said: "Tiger''s Elegance, Empire''s God of War, Newborn Dongxi, Extraordinary Favorite, Billionaire, High-level Council Member, Mama."
"What...what?" Lu Yuan was stunned by the name, and he could only understand it as a translation problem.
"According to my civilized etiquette and adding the honors I have received in front can help build an image as quickly as possible."
"Soldier, your name and honor?"
Lu Yuan was silent for a long time and said solemnly and seriously: "The Era Trail Blazer, Demon Hunter, the Supreme Only Eternal Leader of the 18th Civilization of Humanity, and countless worths... Lu Yuan."
"Hello, the highest and only eternal leader of the 18th civilization of humanity." The cat-shaped garbage trembled wildly, twitching like epilepsy, and the metals "bang bang" sounded.
The Supreme Only Eternal Leader? It''s a bit awesome!
"Just call me Lu Yuan, don''t be polite. Can you restrain yourself? Why are you constantly fucking?" Lu Yuan couldn''t hold back.
Cat-shaped garbage twitched and said, "My current behavior pattern follows that warrior. The tickling movement will bring a feeling of ''I''m still alive'', which can be understood as an AI flaw."
"I haven''t scratched it for a long time. The AI ??defects have accumulated for too long and I have to compensate them in one go. It''s about 1.2 years of convulsions."
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Lu Yuan''s mind was full of question marks.
"My current form is a reduced version of that warrior."
"Tiger''s Elegance, Cat Mama, is at least three or four meters long. He is a very strong warrior."
So it’s a tiger warrior? Also called Mama?
"Okay, I roughly understand. So what is the extraordinary level of that warrior?" Lu Yuan wanted to understand the combat power of the past civilization.
"I don''t remember that the database has damaged most of the data. But the demons at that time seemed much stronger than they are now... What... What is the name of this suppressed demon?!"
Lu Yuan was silent and said, "It is called stool."
"It turns out to be called stool... I remember it, it''s true, I have a little impression!" The cat-shaped garbage made a sudden realization expression, "We actually defeated the devil of stool!"
"Comrades-in-arms, we really won! I still have some incredible things now, really, comrades-in-arms!"
Lu Yuan couldn''t help but shake his body, instinctively trying to cover his eyes, but was afraid of affecting his image, so he forced his hand to lift it into the air.
What level of artificial intelligence is this?
What am I talking about?
Is it crazy, or am I crazy?
How should we spend our next life?
"What do you remember? The database is cleared?" He pursed his lips and straightened his body, which made him look like a hypocritical leader in the company.
"I still remember... Warrior, did you mate today?" The cat-shaped garbage dump said a strange sentence.
"What...what?" Lu Yuan tried his best to maintain a majestic appearance.
Cat-shaped garbage, shaking twice: "In my civilized state, I have 182 genders, and after meeting with different genders, mating is a social etiquette, just as simple as eating and drinking water."
"So this sentence is a polite greeting...it is also the most profound thing in my memory."
I see…
Lu Yuan vomited a breath of turbid air from his chest and said seriously: "I am such a powerful soldier, of course I have mate."
The cat trash trembled: "That''s good, comrade-in-arms, I''m very pleased because I didn''t mate... With my huge reproductive ability, has my civilization conquered the Pangu continent? By the way, what is my civilization? What era is it now?"
Lu Yuan turned his head and looked into the distant distance.
Good guy, really good guy.
These words almost knocked him down.
He walked over and gently patted the cat-shaped garbage: "Comrade-in-arms, if you are sad, don''t keep it in your heart, you can tell me."
Cat-shaped garbage: "I have no emotions myself, I am just a robot. Comrade-in-arms, tell the truth."
Lu Yuan said: "It''s already the ninth era... The ninth era is almost the eighth month. Do you understand what this means? Your civilization is definitely not the ninth era, right?"
The cat-shaped garbage trembled suddenly, and then all the parts collapsed, and it fell into silence for a long time.
Finally, it let out a sad "Meow~~!"
This resentful wail makes the listener feel sad and the listener shed tears.
Lao Lang was startled and roared with grinning: "Ao! Ao!"
This scene is indeed pitiful.
Civilization is gone, only a smart artificial intelligence exists in the world, fighting the terrifying demon until the last moment... If Lu Yuan had not taken action, it would have to continue fighting. "Lu Yuan, I just violated the laws of robots, and my thinking was malfunctioning. So my system has been reset, I''m sorry." Cat-shaped garbage once again said a weird sentence.
It is also possible that this protection mechanism allows it to endure everything, stick to the "demon", and constantly emit "da da da da" prompt sound.
So, Lu Yuan, who felt the shock, hugged the cat-shaped garbage again with another affectionate embrace.
"It doesn''t matter."
"Comrades-in-arms...you seem to be very sad."
Lu Yuan said the truth: "Actually, I don''t have a mating partner."
"It''s so pitiful." said cat-shaped garbage, sadly, "If you are sad, don''t keep it in your heart. You can tell me. After all, we are comrades."
Lu Yuan always feels that this sentence is a bit familiar.
Then I slapped my forehead, wasn’t this what I just said?
Damn, I sympathize with this guy, and my morality can''t be too high.
He immediately had no expression on his face: "I will call you Mama from now on."
"No, the great Lord Mama, is dead... I am just an artificial intelligence, I can''t occupy the nest." Cat-type garbage rejected it, which represents a certain lucky name.
"Let''s do it like this, call you Laomao, okay?" Lu Yuan is a person without imagination.
"I accept this proposal." said cat-shaped garbage, "Comrade-in-arms, can you help me with a body?"
“Of course there is no problem.”
The cat-shaped garbage began to whisper: "This human has only one hand. Can he really help me with a body? Does he have this ability? Is he a person who likes to talk big? Shouldn''t I question my comrades? Will our relationship go smoothly in the future?"
"Wait, we actually defeated a demon together!"
"What does this mean? It means we defeated a demon! Hahaha, this **** demon! Someone will always clean up you!"
"What did you say?"
The big cat trash found Lu Yuan listening and immediately collapsed, feeling a little embarrassed: "I''m sorry, I accidentally expressed my thinking about running the background just now."
"Now I will restart the system and correct this error."
? ? ?
Lu Yuan twitched the corner of his mouth and quickly built a new image of this artificial intelligence with a serious brain disease...
Damn, I can''t help it anymore, I want to cover my old face!
Kick it away!
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In this way, Lu Yuan lost a liaison, but he picked up the first thing he could talk in Pangu Continent.
An artificial intelligence has a big problem.
But can speak!
Can speak!
How pleasant is it to feel without talking to yourself?
It’s like a huge liberation after the college entrance examination. I fought passionately with my classmates in the Internet cafe for three days and three nights!
The first dog-legged man in the world, Lao Lang fell out of favor. He was very jealous and didn’t know what his master was in BB all day long.
And this garbage cat is actually a chatterbox and has a strong desire to communicate.
"Comrade-in-arms, I''m really miserable. In the long battle, I even forgot the name of that demon... Is it really called the Demon of Defecation? Actually, I have a little doubt that you are lying to me."
"Comrade-in-arms, the great cat Mama once said that when looking at the opposite sex, look at its eyes first. If it doesn''t look at you, you can openly appreciate its reproductive organs."
"Can you be more elegant?" Lu Yuan said.
Cat-type garbage, unconsciously: "Of course, I am a noble artificial intelligence. Even in my civilization, it is still elegant and noble."
Both sides talked for one night in one breath, and they were simply blooming with lotus flowers and couldn''t stop at all!
Both sides have a tragic past and... a tragic future.
So after the initial simple contact, we found the other party’s weaknesses and developed a common language.
But for some reason, the true harmony is only three days short?
The way male humans get along with machines is...attacking each other!
It’s not about comforting each other.
On that morning, an old metal cat was twisting outside the door.
The tail made of iron chains is like a slippery loach.
This is the part found in the garbage dump that Lu Yuan gave it a simple piece of the body, because it was all rusty garbage, and it was a "crying" sound when it moved.
But at least it won''t fall apart immediately - a veritable garbage cat.
The first sentence it came in was: "Lu Yuan, is it your hobby for pink sweater? Why? I can''t understand."
Lu Yuan was caught in the pain point and pretended to be fine: "Our human culture is different from you. We humans need to wear clothes, but you don''t need to..."
"By the way, starting today, please help me remember the time."
He launched a ruthless mental attack!
Why? Because it is the ninth era, recording time means it has to realize that its civilization is gone.
Don’t escape!
The cat''s trash stopped twisting, and kept scratching its head, and a screw on its head flew out with a "bang".
But the horn inside its body was still talking: "When will you set out and return to the human world?"
It also launched a fierce mental attack.
Lu Yuan inserted his finger into his hair, regretting that he had told it so much, but his momentum was not diminished at all: "Humans have long been conquered by your civilization. By the way, what kind of civilization is yours?"
The cat''s tail also fell off.
This is its pain point. It doesn’t even remember what civilization it belongs to, which is really miserable.
It just said: "Lu Yuan, the great Mama once said: bullying mentally retarded is not a hero."
I have to admit that as a combat robot, its verbal mockery ability is indeed full of it.
Lu Yuan, who was hit hard, rushed over and hugged the pile of garbage affectionately: "The great cat Mama once said, "Old wolf, bite it!"
The old wolf roared angrily and launched a charge. The doll cat that was pressed could not move, and the parts on its body splashed all over the ground.
"Comrade-in-arms, how could you let the dog bite me?"
"This is its deep love for you~"
The old wolf received the praise and bit more vigorously. The rust on his mouth looked like a werewolf sucking blood.
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(This chapter ends)