Introduction: After I died, god asked me, "what do you want to incarnate into?"I thought about for a good while, "god."Why wouldn't anyone want to go for the god route?"Mm, I see. You'll be a strawberry plant," he spoke nonchalantly without even glancing my way.Before I could protest, he snapped his fingers and here I was, reincarnated as a strawberry plant.Like, for real? Did I take that joke too far...