Chapter 96 Sanya’s Banquet
?Fei Qian, who has been working in an office since then, knows very well that when there are too many factions, it is really the most annoying thing. Not only for the company’s bosses, but also for the grassroots employees, it is the most annoying problem to face.
Some things should normally be beneficial to the development of the company, but during factional competition, they may be deliberately messed up to defeat opponents, regardless of the overall interests.
Like the current situation under Liu Biao, between the Jingxiang locals and the outsiders, Fei Qian didn''t even have to think about it. There would definitely be a battle for power. The **** battle on the battlefield was cruel, but the power of swords and swords like this The dispute may not be much gentle.
?However, after Fei Qian greeted everyone one by one, he found that Liu Biao seemed to have deliberately concealed something, that is, he and Fei Qian had agreed that he would only give advice and not participate in the management of affairs.
No matter who Liu Biao introduced to, he never mentioned it at all!
There is a big difference between the special assistant to the chairman and the special adviser to the chairman, okay? One may divide the power of others, but the other basically does not. What is Liu Biao''s purpose of deliberately concealing it?
Obviously Liu Biao didn''t want to talk about it on this occasion, maybe he didn''t want to talk about it at all, so he clapped his hands happily and asked his servants to bring up his Sanya Lord!
?Liu Biao and Liu Jingsheng were also good drinkers. He was most famous for creating the three-elegant wines. The eldest was called Boya, the second was called Zhongya, and the younger was called Jiya.
Your Excellency, the people also moved very quickly. In a short time, several people carried the Lord of Sanya to the field - yes, they carried him up -
?Fei Qian was also the first to see the real thing. When he saw it, he suddenly felt like he was in a halo. Are you kidding me? Can this thing still be called a prince?
They are clearly three wine tanks, small, medium and large...
As the master, Liu Biao took the lead in giving orders and asked his servants to fill up the youngest one, the Lord of Jiya, first -
Fei Qian saw a servant taking a pot of gold wine and pouring it in, but it was not full.
He took another pot and poured it in, but it was still not full.
?The third pot of wine is filled more than half way before it is considered full...
Fei Qian suddenly had only one thought in his mind. It seemed that he was going to go out sideways today. In this posture, just so much wine was poured into Jiya''s wine tank, plus the two larger ones, it would be enough to drink. No matter how low the alcohol content is, it can''t handle the large quantity...
?The wine was filled, and then the servants scooped out a cup of wine for each person from the Ji Yajue, and placed it on their individual desks.
Liu Biao said to Yi Ji: "Boji, are you still going to go first this time?"
??Yi Ji smiled, nodded, stood in the middle of the field, and put the wine spoon into Jiya Zhijue, revealing a long spoon handle.
?Yiji glanced at Fei Qian, as if he was trying to explain to Fei Qian, and told him the rules of Liu Biao’s Sanya Banquet—
First, everyone in the audience drinks a glass of wine, and then the first person to host turns the wine spoon. When the wine spoon stops, the person pointed at it must choose one of them, sing, dance, poem, or rhyme, and perform on the spot. Ji Ya needs to be praised by at least one person, Zhong Ya needs to be praised by two people, and Boya needs three people to pass the test. To pass the test, everyone drinks a cup of wine, and then add wine to the big wine bar at will, and turn the wine spoon to select the drink. one person…
If you are unable to perform, or if there are not enough people praised, you will need to drink as much wine as there are people in the big wine bar. Then add wine to the big wine cup, turn the wine spoon, and choose the next person. …
?By analogy, you can finish the party only after you have drained the wine of Jiya, then the wine of Zhongya and Boya...
??Of course there is another way, where everyone falls to the ground.
In order to prevent cheating, Liu Biao had a special testing instrument - a wooden stick with long needles nailed on it - only if the person who was unconscious was pricked was he truly drunk...
?Fei Qian immediately felt a deep malice...
?The key is not the size of the wine vat, but the fact that you can add wine at will in each round. If you fill it up every round, you will drink until the sky is dark and you will not be able to finish the three vats of wine...
?Moreover, it has to be praised by at least one person or as many as three people in the audience. This is a trap that will not pay for people''s lives...
??You have to be stuck with such a long needle while pretending to be drunk. Have you sterilized it? Even if you are not infected with AIDS, it is not fun to be stuck with tetanus...
??Yiji looked at Fei Qian, smiled meaningfully, raised his wine glass, and said loudly: "Please have a drink!"
?Everyone in the venue, including Liu Biao, raised their wine glasses and agreed with a loud voice.
Fei Qian had no choice but to smile bitterly, pick up the wine glass, and drink it all in one gulp like everyone else...
??Then everyone''s eyes focused on the wine spoon caught by Yi Ji. They saw Yi Ji exerting a slight force and the long handle of the wine spoon rotated in a circle...
Don’t refer to me, don’t refer to me—
?Fei Qian kept praying in his heart...
But as he watched the long handle of the wine spoon swinging slowly towards Fei Qian... he finally stopped.
I don’t know whether Fei Qian’s prayer really had an effect or whether Yi Ji used a little more force. The wine spoon finally passed Fei Qian and pointed at Wang Wei.
??Wang Wei was not ambiguous. He came up with the wine cup and said: "The general is not good at writing and military, and I don''t want to show off my ugliness. I will use this wine to congratulate the lord on his new talent and congratulate Fei Jia on taking office!"
After Wang Wei finished speaking, he first drank a glass of wine to Liu Biao, and then drank it to everyone in the venue. Then he grabbed the jug beside him and said, "Are you full or not satisfied?"
“Full! Full!”
“Full of it!”
Everyone in the audience, except Fei Qian, was calling for "Jiaman"...
?Wang Wei laughed and said, "It''s up to you! Fill it up!" Then he filled up the wine for Ji Ya -
Fei Qian wailed in his heart, these drunkards are really not afraid of serious trouble...
?Watching Wang Wei hold the wine spoon and brew it for a while, he then exerted force to make the wine spoon spin in a circle.
One circle, two circles…
The wine spoon finally stopped and pointed at Fei Qian.
Okay, Fei Qian finally figured it out. These people are all here to target me, right? It turns out that Yi Ji was a civil servant, and his strength control in his hands was not that good. There are a few more. Now that a military commander has come on stage, that’s not the case. Point to whoever you want to point to?
Fei had no choice but to risk his life. Fei concentrated on thinking and carried the wine bar onto the stage. Facing the probing gazes cast by everyone intentionally or unintentionally, he said loudly: "Qian is not talented, so I dedicated a poem to make people laugh."
“The Confucian classics were passed down to King Lu, and their origins have a long history.
“Riding into Hanyang alone, the Tanxiao sect was killed!
“There are hills and valleys in the chest, and people are looking at you with compassion.
“Blow the wind and thunder vertically and horizontally, and spread the news to Jingxiang!”
After Fei finished speaking, there was a brief silence first, and then Pang Ji and Pang Ziling took the lead in shouting: "Praise!" Then almost the entire audience burst into praise—
?Who dares to say disapproval?
??Fei Qian''s poem is to flatter Liu Biao, but the flattery is well-founded - Liu Biao is a descendant of King Lu Gong, and it is said that he has obtained Confucius'' scriptures...
?? Riding alone is a bit exaggerated, but it means there are no troops. Hanyang refers to the Yang of Han River...
?Then what follows are naturally some kind words...
Anyway, when Fei Qian and later generations flattered their leaders, they had never encountered that stupid subordinate who would stand up and expose the emperor''s new clothes. Officialdom is the same in ancient times and modern times, so everyone''s reaction was also within Fei Qian''s expectation. middle.
Liu Biao waved his hands repeatedly, pretending to be humble, and said: "Zi Yuan is too praised, too praised...hahaha..."
Fei Qian took the wine spoon and filled it for everyone, then picked up the wine glass and said, "Please drink!"
“Wonderful drink!”
?Then Fei Qian did the same thing. He picked up the wine pot and asked everyone in the venue: "Are you full or not satisfied?"
“Full! Full! Full!”
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Which brother or sister has never been flattered in the workplace? Say it and let me pay my respects... Haha, the author asks for recommendation votes and favorites...
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