Chapter 2248 2250【Living Immortal】
Xiang Nan watched Bai Mei enter Tongfu Inn and waited outside for a while before following her in.
?They saw that Bai Mei had already bluffed Tong Xiangyu, Guo Furong, Lu Xiucai and Bai Zhantang Dou according to the information he provided.
“The old gentleman is really a god.”
“That’s exactly what I said. It’s so accurate.”
“You can even figure out my martial arts skills, that’s really amazing.”
“You can tell when my mother is partial, sir, you are really a living god~”
?Bai Zhantang, Guo Furong, Lu Xiucai, and Tong Xiangyu all praised him.
"What are you talking about?" Xiang Nan walked in and said with a smile, which startled Bai Mei.
"Big mouth, this old immortal is really good at calculations. If you don''t believe me, let him do the calculations for you." Lu Xiucai said quickly.
"Forget it, this is all a lie." Xiang Nan waved his hands, "If you don''t believe me, let him figure it out. What is my surname, my name, and what I did before."
"Jia, Yi, Bing, Ding, Zi Chou, Yin Mao..." Baimei pretended, and counted, "Your surname is Li. Your name doesn''t quite fit your appearance. There is a word for ''Lotus'' in it. Am I right?"
“Yes, yes, yes.” When everyone heard this, they all exclaimed.
“Then what do you think I did before?” Xiang Nan asked again.
"Well..." Baimei squinted his eyes and counted, "You used to be a knife wielder, either a butcher or a chef."
Hearing what he said, Xiang Nan pretended to be shocked, "You really guessed it!"
“God, he is really God.” Everyone also praised him one after another.
"Old immortal, can you help me calculate when I will win the exam?" Lu Xiucai immediately asked for advice.
"Mr. Baimei, I would like to ask you to help me calculate my marriage destiny." Tong Xiangyu also said very excitedly.
“Old god, can you also help me calculate my marriage?” Guo Furong also asked expectantly.
"Okay, don''t be anxious, don''t be anxious, wait for me to figure it out bit by bit." Baimei pursed his beard and said, "Oh, the secret must not be leaked. There are many people here, so it''s inconvenient to tell."
“Mr. Baimei, please give me a private room.” Tong Xiangyu said quickly, “Zhantang, tell the kitchen to cook some good dishes for Mr. Baimei.”
“Okay.” Bai Zhantang nodded.
…
??Bai Mei immediately entered the box, and then read people''s faces one by one.
To prevent him from talking nonsense, Xiang Nan also pretended to ask him to tell his fortune and waited in line at the door of the box.
?With his ears, he could still hear clearly even though he was separated by a wall.
??Just listen to what Bai Mei said and follow his teachings, it''s pretty good.
?He told Tong Xiangyu not to worry, she didn''t need to ask for marriage, it was by his side. However, it will take three more kalpas to reach perfection.
??He told Lu Xiucai that his literary fortune had not been prosperous in recent years and he had failed in the imperial examination. On the contrary, the peach blossom luck is strong, which is the best for marriage. And his marriage is also in front of him, a girl with a flower in her name.
??He told Guo Furong that her marriage was destined, and hers was also in front of her. She was a troubled young man from a scholarly family. However, it is just temporarily unfavorable, and it will be prosperous in the future. It is a very good potential stock.
Because he said everything right before, so now everyone believes 70% to 80% of what he said.
Even Bai Zhantang seemed very satisfied after seeing everyone finish the calculations, so he couldn''t help but ask Mr. Bai Mei to do the calculations.
“Sir, please help me figure out whether I will cause any trouble in the future?” he asked cautiously.
"Let me do the math for you~" Bai Mei pinched her fingers and did the math, "Well, you did make mistakes and did some bad things in your early years. Fortunately, you can repent in time and wake up.
??As the prodigal son returns home, he will not be exchanged for gold, and you will not be in jail in the future. Even if there is danger, the danger will be turned into good luck, the misfortune will be turned into good fortune, and the false alarm will be a false alarm.
?However, the important thing is that you should keep a low profile and do more good deeds, so that you can accumulate blessings for yourself. Otherwise, once you show off, you will be in trouble. "
When Bai Zhantang heard this, he was greatly shocked. I didn’t expect Bai Mei to be so awesome, even the bad things he did back then were forgotten.
“Old god, don’t worry, I will listen to you.” He said happily.
He had been worried that he would be arrested, and Bai Mei''s words undoubtedly gave him reassurance. From now on, you can have a good dream every time you sleep, and you don’t have to worry anymore.
…
Xiang Nan entered the box only after everyone had finished calculating.
When Bai Mei saw him, she quickly stood up and said, "Sir, I..."
"Shh~" Xiang Nan covered his mouth in time, then leaned into his ear and said, "Forget it, get out of here."
He knows that if you talk too much, you will be lost. Lao Bai, Xiao Guo, Xiucai, and shopkeeper, none of them are fuel-efficient lamps.
White eyebrows can fool someone for a while, but not forever. The longer they stay, the more likely they are to be exposed.
“I haven’t eaten yet.” Bai Mei objected.
“Believe it or not, I put you in jail?” Xiang Nan pinched his neck and asked.
"Don''t eat, don''t eat." Bai Mei was startled and could only say, then he walked out of the box holding up his disguise.
“Old immortal, what are you doing?” Tong Xiangyu asked quickly when he saw him.
“I’ve been traveling all over the world, and I’m on my way.” Bai Mei said, stroking his beard.
"Ah, you haven''t eaten this meal yet." Bai Zhantang smiled and said, "You can eat before leaving."
“No need, I’ll give it to someone who’s destined to be you. If you don’t take any money from me, how can you eat?” Baimei waved his hand and said, “No need, no need.”
“Oh, what an old fairy.”
“You don’t want a penny or a meal, you are really a wise man.”
When everyone saw him, they praised him one after another.
Bai Mei couldn''t help but feel a little embarrassed when she heard what they said.
?It’s not that he doesn’t want to eat, or that he doesn’t accept the payment, it’s actually the evil **** behind him who doesn’t allow him to accept the payment or eat.
?If you encounter people like this in the future, you will not be able to survive.
…
?Subsequently, Bai Mei walked out of Tongfu Inn under the admiration of everyone, and then walked out of Qixia Town under Xiang Nan''s stare.
“Sir, I went by what you said, and it’s not bad at all.” After leaving the town, Bai Mei breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly said to Xiang Nan.
“You are quite smart.” Xiang Nan nodded.
??Bai Mei is indeed an old liar, and his acting skills are quite profound. Basically, he said everything he needed to say according to his instructions.
“Then you said you will get a reward?” Baimei said with a shy face.
Xiang Nan took out a silver ingot from his pocket, about five taels, and threw it to Bai Mei, "Okay, go ahead and leave far away. Don''t let me see you again. Otherwise, next time I see you, You are like this stone."
As he spoke, he slapped the rocks by the river with one palm. There was a loud bang, and the stone the size of a wheat bucket broke into several pieces.
When Bai Mei saw it, he was frightened. He quickly took the silver, turned around and ran away. After a while, he disappeared without a trace.
Xiang Nan watched him walk for a long time before returning to the town with satisfaction.
…
At this time, Xiao Guo and Xiucai had developed a vague affection for each other under the inspiration of Bai Mei.
The shopkeeper hopes that after surviving three tribulations, he and Lao Bai will finally get married. Lao Bai was thinking about how to keep a low profile so as not to get angry.
(End of this chapter)