Chapter 1580 1582 [Wine and meat pass through the intestines]
??Just when Xiang Nan helped the girl up, Jun Bao had already shown his power and beat the big men to crawling on the ground.
At this moment, a group of officers and soldiers arrived. When they saw the big man lying on the ground, they immediately stepped forward with concern, "Master Liu, who beat you like this?"
"Those two stinky monks, come on, don''t let them go~" Liu Sanye pointed at Xiang Nan and Junbao and yelled, "You **** bald donkey, you dare to beat me, do you know that my cousin is the county magistrate?" !”
“Little monk, stop fighting, the officers and soldiers are coming~” The girl greeted them immediately when she saw them, then she pulled Xiang Nan and Junbao and ran away.
The officers and soldiers were chasing after them, saying "stop~" and "stop running~"
The girl was obviously familiar with the surrounding terrain. She took Xiang Nan and Junbao to the stable after making two or three turns.
?However, the officers and soldiers were also familiar with this place, so they came looking for it immediately.
"They are chasing us, what should we do?" Jun Bao asked worriedly when he saw this.
“Cut off the horse’s tail hair and pretend to be a Tatar~” Xiang Nan and the girl said at the same time.
As soon as the words came out, the two of them looked at each other and smiled. They didn''t expect to have such a tacit understanding.
Everyone immediately started to take action.
??The girl cut off the horse''s tail hair, and Xiang Nan stole the clothes. Then they all put on civilian clothes and glued the horse''s tail hair on their heads with rice balls.
After finishing dressing up, the girl hid in the stable, while Xiang Nan and the two pretended to guess guessing, "whose junior brother guesses, whose senior brother guesses..."
?The officers and soldiers in the group only wanted to chase the monk and did not pay attention to the two [Tatars] at all, so they hurried past them.
…
"Ha, they are so stupid~" Seeing that they were able to coax the officers and soldiers with a little trick, the girl couldn''t help but smile proudly, "Hey, by the way, what kind of punch did you guess? It''s so fun."
"Senior brother boxing, whoever wins, becomes senior brother. Whoever loses, becomes junior brother." Jun Bao spoke quickly and said directly, "But I don''t know why, I always lose."
“It’s because you reacted too slowly.” Xiang Nan said with a smile.
“Humph, you must be cheating.” The girl pointed at Xiang Nan and said with a smile, “If you dare to guess from me, I will definitely become your master’s wife~”
Xiang Nan smiled and said, "I haven''t asked the girl what her name is yet~"
“My name is Xiao Donggua, what’s yours?” the girl said with a smile.
“His name is Zhang Junbao, and my name is Dong Tianbao.” Xiang Nan introduced, “We just came out of Shaolin Temple.”
“Oh, no wonder you have good kung fu.” Xiao Donggua nodded, then raised her hands and said with a smile, “Thanks to the two masters for saving me today, I am very grateful. Come on, I’ll treat you to dinner.”
“Okay, okay.” Jun Bao nodded immediately as soon as he heard that there was food.
"No need, girl, we are all children of the world. When we see uneven roads, we draw our swords to help. Why should we say thank you?" Xiang Nan waved his hand and said with a smile.
?At this moment, Jun Bao''s stomach made an inappropriate growling sound, which made him scratch his head in embarrassment.
“Haha, let’s go, don’t be polite to me.” The girl smiled, and then took Xiang Nan and Jun Bao out of the stable.
…
As soon as he came to the street, he saw a large group of soldiers approaching.
?Dozens of soldiers in front waved their whips to clear the way. Passers-by ducked a little slower and then swung their whips. For a while, ghosts cried and wolves howled, and there was chaos.
The people were so frightened that they stood on both sides, not daring to take a breath.
After the soldiers cleared the way, a large number of officers and soldiers immediately lined up, holding big flags, gourds, axes, and pedals to the sky, and all kinds of ceremonial deacons, majestic and majestic.
There were two carriages clustered in the middle, with a man and a woman sitting on each side. The woman has a pretty face and a sharp look on her face. The man wears a high crown, soft armor, and a look of arrogance.
"Who is this person? Why is he so domineering~" Jun Bao asked curiously.
“He is the local emperor here and the guarding **** Liu Jin.” Xiao Donggua explained, “He is so domineering every time he goes out, and very few people died today.”
"Such arrogance will result in retribution sooner or later." Xiang Nan said coldly.
“That’s right.” Xiao Donggua agreed, “Let’s go, let’s go to the Foxiao Tower.”
…
Come to Foxiao Tower. I saw that this was a large restaurant with two floors, carved beams and painted pillars, and it was very grand. People are coming and going and business is booming.
?Xiao Donggua sat down with Xiang Nan and Junbao, and then ordered a few specialty side dishes.
After a while, the food was served.
“Come on, this is the roasted pigeon that Foxiaolou specializes in~” Xiao Donggua said with a smile.
“Ah, Foxiaolou sells vegetarian food, isn’t it?” Jun Bao heard this and said in surprise, “Then I’ll just eat white rice.”
"Hey, Junbao, let''s do as the Romans do when we go to the countryside. We are no longer monks." Xiang Nan advised, "Besides, haven''t you heard that sentence? After wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha left in his heart, If I don''t go to hell, who will? Hell."
Immediately, I picked up a piece of squab and put it in my mouth. It tasted really good.
?Junbao didn''t listen to him and still only ate white rice.
Seeing this, Little Winter Melon picked up a piece of tofu and put it in his bowl. "Don''t just eat rice, but also eat a piece of tofu."
“Thank you.” Jun Bao nodded.
Xiang Nan couldn''t help frowning when he saw this, and the alarm sounded in his heart.
??If Little Winter Melon likes Jun Bao, there will be some trouble.
Noting Xiang Nan''s reaction, Xiao Donggua couldn''t help but smile, "Hey, I''ll give you hell."
She picked up a piece of squab and placed it in the middle of Xiang Nan''s bowl.
When Xiang Nan saw it, he felt very happy and started eating immediately.
…
?At this moment, a sad sound came from the piano.
“Hey, senior brother, it’s that girl.” Jun Bao said suddenly.
Xiang Nan followed the sound and saw that the girl who was looking for someone was also eating in Foxiaolou.
?But although she had all the food in front of her, she only drank wine and played the piano.
Drinking wine while playing the harp. The wine is the wine of resentment, and the harp is the song of mourning. Drinking hurts people, and Qin is sad, making people feel sorry for her just looking at her.
"What, do you know each other?" Xiao Donggua asked with amusement upon seeing this.
“I don’t know.” Jun Bao shook his head.
“Then why do you look so familiar with her?” Xiao Donggua asked suspiciously.
“She asked us about people today, so she just had an impression.” Xiang Nan explained with a smile.
"That''s it." Xiao Donggua was relieved, "Since she''s not familiar with it, then leave her alone and eat quickly. Oh, let''s go to **** again." She gave Xiang Nan another piece of squab.
“Thank you.” Xiang Nan smiled and nodded.
?At this moment, several servants, surrounded by a man and a woman, walked into the hotel, two noble people covered in robes.
The shopkeeper and waiters all came forward to greet me with smiles on their faces.
"Miss Liu is here. I apologize for the delay in welcoming you. Please come over here. We have prepared a seat for you~" the shopkeeper greeted warmly, "Waiter, please serve tea quickly. Please have the best." The tip of hair~"
“She is Liu Jin’s sister, and she has always been arrogant and domineering.” Xiao Donggua explained quietly.
“Who is the man next to her?” Jun Bao asked curiously.
“I don’t know, it’s just that she has a mistress.” Xiao Donggua curled her lips.
“What is a concubine?” Jun Bao asked puzzledly.
Little Winter Melon choked for words.
“Eat your food.” Xiang Nan pressed his head into the rice bowl and said.
(End of this chapter)