Chapter 6 6【Without comparison, there is no gap】


    “Raj, why don’t I know when your selective mutism will heal?” Howard asked curiously while handing the takeaway to Xiang Nan.


    "Actually, there were signs of improvement before, and I think I have completely recovered today." Xiang Nan smiled and said, "But I don''t know exactly how it got better. I guess it was a miracle."


    He didn''t want to discuss this matter anymore, so he pushed everything to metaphysics.


    ?Seeing him say this, Sheldon rolled his eyes.


    Howard stopped worrying and nodded with a smile, "Congratulations."


    Immediately, he said excitedly, "It''s good that your illness is cured. In this way, we can work together to pick up girls, and you will be my wingman."


    Xiang Nan smiled.


    In the play, although Howard is very horny, he picks up girls whenever he sees them, and he does all kinds of tricks. They are doing magic tricks, speaking foreign languages, and pretending to be goths, but the success rate is very low.


    Throughout the whole play, he only managed to catch up with Bernadette, and his performance was not as good as that of Raj and Leonard. How could he be worthy of being a wingman?


    …


    ?At this moment, Leonard came out of the bathroom excitedly, "Sheldon, follow me."


    “What to do?” Sheldon asked in confusion.


    “You’ll find out when you follow me.” Leonard said mysteriously.


    When Sheldon saw this, he immediately became interested and stood up immediately, "Are you going to the comic store to buy comics or the supermarket to buy batteries? Wait, don''t tell me yet, let me make a guess."


    Xiang Nan smiled and knew that Leonard was asked by Penny to go to her ex-boyfriend to get a TV set.


    But because they had no deterrent effect, not only did they not get the TV back, but they even had their pants taken off.


    Xiang Nan didn''t feel bad at all when Sheldon''s pants were ripped off. Why did he have such a venomous tongue?


    ?But he couldn''t bear to see Leonard suffer a loss, so he stood up immediately.


    “Wait, Leonard, where are you going?” Xiang Nan asked.


    “…” Leonard said reluctantly.


    He hoped this was his and Penny''s little secret.


    "What''s going on?" When Howard saw this, he suddenly became suspicious and asked the same question.


    ?Leonard was not good at lying, so when pressed by the two men, he had no choice but to tell the truth.


    Upon hearing this, Howard knew it was a good opportunity to please a beautiful woman and immediately applied to participate.


    Sheldon looked disappointed. He thought Leonard was taking him out to have fun, but he didn''t expect that he was asked to be a porter, and he suddenly became speechless.


    Leonard flatly rejected Howard''s application.


    ??He has regarded Penny as a treasure in his pocket and will never allow anyone to **** her away from him.


    Howard was rejected. Although he was very reluctant, he still chose to give in because he was a good friend of Leonard.


    "Sheldon, if you are willing to accompany me, I will give you the first edition of the "Green Lantern" comic." He then tempted Sheldon.


    Even though Sheldon was very reluctant, inspired by the comics, he quickly agreed.


    ?Leonard is about to take Sheldon and set off.


    “Leonard, I want to remind you that you can’t go like this.” Upon seeing this, Xiang Nan quickly reminded.


    “Why?” Leonard stopped and looked at Xiang Nandao doubtfully.


    "It''s very simple. If I look at you, I can tell you are a nerd, so will they return the TV to you?" Xiang Nan explained.


    Hearing what he said and looking at each other''s clothes, Leonard immediately had no way to refute.


    “In my opinion, it’s best for you to change into a suit and pretend to be Penny’s lawyer.” Xiang Nan suggested.


    In the United States, lawyers are a formidable profession, and no one wants to mess with them. When Leonard heard this, he was thoughtful.


    "But we are not Penny''s lawyer. Doesn''t this make us lie?" Sheldon simply refused.


    ?Although he has many faults, he can''t lie and will say whatever he has to say. This is one of his few strengths.


    “You can think of it as a real-person pretending game, in which you play a lawyer.” Xiang Nan said with a slight smile. He knew that Sheldon liked to play games the most, just like a child.


    ?Sheldon was really interested when he heard it.


    Immediately, Leonard and I changed into formal clothes and went to retrieve the TV set.


    …


    After Leonard and Sheldon left, Xiang Nan and Howard returned to their seats and continued eating.


    They ate Indian food, and to be honest, the taste was really unpleasant.


    While eating, Penny had already taken a shower. After going home and changing her clothes, she returned to 4A again.


    “You, like Leonard and Sheldon, all work together at the same university?” She sat next to Xiang Nan and asked him with a smile.


    “Yes, we are all colleagues.” Howard replied eagerly, and offered a packet of juice, “Penny, where did you get it from?”


    “Well, I’m from Omaha.” Penny smiled, and then asked Xiang Nan, “Where are you from?”


    Before Xiang Nan could answer, Howard rushed to say, "Omaha?! I thought you came from Mars, because only the gravity of Mars can shape your buttocks like this."


    Hearing him praise herself so much, Penny couldn''t help but frown.


    “Let me tell you a secret, I am also the developer of the Mars Rover. If you are interested, I can let you drive on Mars.” Howard approached Penny again and said proudly.


    ?Penny rolled her eyes when she heard what he said.


    Xiang Nan couldn''t help but frown when he saw Howard was so anxious and spoke so vulgarly.


    ?Although he is not an expert in love, he also knows that when pursuing a girl, it is best to stop at it and remember to keep pursuing her.


    Performing obscenities will not impress girls, but will only make them disgusted.


    "Penny, I noticed that you just moved here today, and you must have a lot of housework to take care of. Howard and I happen to be fine, do you want us to help you?" Xiang Nan suggested with a smile.


    Penny was very moved when she heard this.


    She had just moved here, and the house was in a mess, and her luggage was still in the boxes. It really needed to be taken care of.


    “How can this be so embarrassing?” she hesitated.


    “Don’t worry, we’ll be fine anyway.” Xiang Nan smiled and said, “Howie, are you right?”


    "Of course, I''m happy to help." When Howard saw the opportunity to please the girl, he immediately agreed.


    "Thank you then." Penny was very happy to see this, and immediately brought Xiang Nan and Howard to her room.


    The three of them immediately started to pack up.


    …


    Actually, Howard is not good at housework. He lives with his mother, who does all the housework.


    Therefore, when I work now, I feel inadequate. I often stand there stupidly, not knowing what to do.


    On the other hand, Xiang Nan has lived alone since he graduated from college at the age of 22, and he also takes care of housework by himself, so he sweeps, mops, and cleans windows in an orderly manner.


    Penny was born as the daughter of a farm and has been doing farm work since she was a child. Taking care of the housework is a piece of cake for her.


    ?Now that she saw Xiang Nan and Howard working together, she couldn''t help but feel a comparison in her heart.


    (End of this chapter)