Chapter 1316 is outrageous!


    Nine years later.


    Fangcun Mountain.


    The monkey, leaning on a wooden stick, hobbled up a thousand-foot peak. Against the background of the chirping cranes, soaring phoenixes, scattered haze, and the shimmering light of the sun and moon, he saw the ten characters "Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Xianyue Sanxing Cave" written on one side. Behind the stone monument, they suddenly cheered, threw away their wooden sticks, jumped around in circles, and their joy was beyond words.


    ?These nine years have been too difficult for him.


    ?The orbs given by the empress were deceived and taken away the second month after he came down the mountain. Many people even wanted to catch him as a spectacle.


    Fortunately, I didn’t meet any immortals who wanted to take in spiritual pets. Otherwise, let alone revenge, I wouldn’t even have freedom.


    “Where did you come from, monkey, and why are you jumping around here?” At this time, a fairy boy followed the sound and asked abruptly.


    ??In Taoist Master Shen''s school, Monkey did not dare to be presumptuous. He immediately took out the autographed letter, waved it and said, "It was Taoist Master Shen who asked me to come."


    “Senior Brother Shen Gongbao?” Xiantong asked in surprise.


    Monkey nodded like he was pounding garlic: "Yes, yes, Master Shen Gongbao Shen."


    ?Xiantong was silent for a moment, and a friendly smile suddenly appeared on his face: "What did Senior Brother ask you to do?"


    The monkey said: "Let me come to find Patriarch Bodhi and become my disciple."


    ?Xiantong looked at him deeply and beckoned: "Come with me."


    In the blink of an eye, the fairy boy led the monkey to a cloud cliff, and saw an old Taoist with white beard and white hair sitting on a futon, facing thirty or forty immortal cultivators, chanting the mantra of the great road.


    Suddenly he saw the fairy boy coming with a monkey demon. The old Taoist stopped teaching and asked in confusion: "Who are you looking for?"


    Before the fairy boy could speak, the monkey jumped out from behind him impatiently: "May I ask if the old fairy is the Patriarch of Bodhi?"


    The old Taoist nodded slightly: "I am Bodhi."


    The monkey couldn''t help being happy. He suddenly knelt down in front of the other party and raised the letter in his hand above his head: "Master, I am here to become my master. This is the letter of recommendation written by Taoist Master Shen Gongbao Shen to me."


    Bodhi: “…”


    When did I ask you?


    But the other party''s letter was stretched out in front of him, so he had no choice but to take it, open it and look at it, and found that there were only four words inside: The Light of Buddhism.


    ??Then above these four words, there is an upward arrow pointing to the opposite side of you.


    In other words, pointing at the golden monkey opposite him.


    Looking at this letter, Bodhi was immediately dumbfounded.


    It took him a while to understand the meaning of these four words, and the corners of his mouth couldn''t help but twitch.


    ?That bastard, writing a few more words will make you exhausted!


    "May I have your name?"


    After a while, Bodhi took a deep breath, silently put away the letter, and looked down at the monkey kneeling in front of him.


    The monkey said: "I don''t have a name."


    Bodhi was stunned and asked, "You don''t have a name? Then why did Shen Gongbao call you?"


    Monkey said honestly: "He called me monkey."


    Bodhi: “…”


    In front of him, a group of apprentices gritted their teeth to prevent themselves from laughing out loud.


    After a long time, Bodhi sighed: "How lazy is this person?"


    The monkey was also clever and immediately said: "Master, please give me a name."


    Bodhi stared at him for a while and said: "Hongmeng first took over the original namelessness, and it took Wukong to break the stubbornness. From now on, you can call him Wukong."


    ?The monkey smiled and clapped his hands: "Wukong, Wukong, I have a name~~"


    …


    Huaguoshan.


    In front of Shuiliandong.


    Our Lady of Golden Light looked at the Water Curtain Cave reluctantly and sighed, “I really can’t bear to part with you!”


    Qin Yao smiled slightly: "It will always be here, and we can come back at any time."


    Our Lady of Golden Light nodded, suddenly turned her head and asked, "What kind of appearance do you like?"


    Qin Yao said: "As long as it is conjured by you, I like it."


    ??The corners of the Golden Light Virgin''s mouth slightly raised, and she transformed into a dignified and beautiful fair-skinned woman: "Is this okay?"


    "Of course, you can''t see what he used to be like at all." Qin Yao praised, and then transformed into a middle-aged man with an unattractive appearance.


    “Is it necessary to become so ordinary?” Our Lady of Golden Light asked doubtfully.


    “Tianji School is the Queen Mother’s headquarters, so you can’t be too careful.”


    At this point, Qin Yao ordered from the bottom of his heart: "System, completely hide the traces of me and the Golden Lady."


    【This transaction requires 10,000 filial piety points, are you sure? 】


    The system light symbol then flashed in front of his eyes.


    Qin Yao said calmly: "OK."


    The strength of the Queen Mother is unfathomable, let alone the Haotian Mirror in the heaven. With their own transformation skills, they can hide it from some ordinary gods, but it would be wishful thinking to hide it from the Queen Mother. .


    So, you can only cheat.


    In addition to being unable to obtain filial piety points, there are no tricks that the system cannot enable!


    【Transaction successful. 】


    【This transaction deducts 10,000 filial piety points, and your remaining filial piety balance is 210,565 points. 】


    When these two lines of light symbols appeared one after another, two colorful light butterflies suddenly appeared in Qin Yao''s sea of ??consciousness. One flew towards his soul, and the other flew out of his sea of ??consciousness, passed through his body, and flew to the person next to her. Our Lady of Golden Light.


    "What''s this?"


    Out of trust in her husband, the Golden Lady did not dodge. She allowed the colorful light butterfly to hit her eyebrows and blend into her body. She just asked curiously.


    Qin Yao explained: "This is to add a layer of insurance to our transformation, so that the Queen Mother will not use the fairy weapon to reveal our true form."


    The Holy Mother of Golden Light suddenly understood and took the initiative to hold his hand: "This makes me feel more at ease. Let''s set off to heaven."


    “Let’s not go to the Heavenly Court first. Let’s go to the Dragon Palace first.” Qin Yao shook his head and said.


    Our Lady of Golden Light looked surprised: "Why are you going to the Dragon Palace?"


    Qin Yao changed back to his original appearance and said with a smile: "Aren''t you curious about what I wrote in the letter to the monkey? You will know when you get to the Dragon Palace."


    Lean less.


    Inside the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea.


    Uncle Jiu, who was becoming more and more regal, stood in front of the desk, with Prime Minister Gui beside him who nodded and bowed. He watched his beloved disciple slowly approaching with a smile on his face, and asked loudly: "Why are you here again today?" ?”


    Since Huaguo Mountain is too close to the East China Sea, Qin Yao would come here every once in a while in recent years, so Uncle Jiu asked this question.


    “Meet the Dragon King.”


    Seeing the Dragon King in front of him, the Golden Lady bowed.


    Uncle Jiu waved his hand: "As a family, there is no need to be polite."


    ??Qin Yao watched this scene with a smile, and then said: "There will be a big autumn wind this time, and the Dinghai Shenzhen Iron should be born."


    Uncle Jiu asked: "Are you taking it away now?"


    ??Qin Yao waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no, let the monkey come and get it himself."


    Uncle Jiu raised his eyebrows: "Monkeys can''t make trouble, right?" "No, this is not the traditional story." Qin Yao said.


    ?Besides, Prime Minister Turtle, who had always prided himself as the wise man of the East China Sea, listened to their conversation, but found that he could not understand it at all.


    What the **** is a monkey?


    What''s the fuss about?


    Why does a seemingly ordinary conversation, where he knows every word spoken, require decryption when put together?


    …


    ?This doubt has troubled Prime Minister Turtle for twenty years. It was not until twenty years later that a golden-haired monkey came to the Dragon Palace with a letter and was warmly received by the Dragon King, and he had a partial understanding.


    ??The monkey that Daochang Shen mentioned must be this one, but this monkey looks quite docile on the outside and doesn''t seem to be making trouble.


    “Old Dragon King, what is your relationship with Taoist Shen?”


    ??In the main hall of the Crystal Palace, Sun Wukong subconsciously scratched his head as he looked at the tables filled with fine wine, delicacies, fruits and vegetables.


    “Eat, let’s talk while eating.” Uncle Jiu said gently.


    ?Sun Wukong broke open a banana and ate it, looking at the other person with shining eyes.


    Uncle Jiu smiled and said, "He is my benefactor, and I owe everything to him for his support."


    ?Sun Wukong paused slightly while chewing and said, "Isn''t he very powerful?"


    "Yes." Uncle Jiu responded: "I have never seen a more outstanding young man than him."


    ?Sun Wukong said confidently: "I will definitely surpass him in the future."


    Uncle Jiu smiled and said, "Maybe, I hope you can do it."


    ?Sun Wukong blinked and said hesitantly: "Can you tell me his story?"


    “This story is going to be long…”


    “It’s okay, I have time.”


    Uncle Jiu said warmly: "Then let''s start with the three religions jointly signing the list of gods..."


    After a long time.


    He finally finished telling this long story, but there was still half of the banana in Sun Wukong''s hand.


    Looking at the shocked monkey, Uncle Jiu chuckled: "Do you still think you can surpass him now?"


    ?Sun Wukong: “…”


    “Eat quickly, I will take you to see the gifts after eating.” After a moment of silence, Uncle Jiu said again.


    ?Sun Wukong quickly ate half of the banana in his hand, and then put the table full of things into his sleeves: "Let''s look at the gifts first."


    Not long.


    Uncle Jiu took him to the old site of the Dragon Palace Heavenly Prison, pointed to the huge coiled dragon column and said, "That treasure is inside."


    ?Sun Wukong took a deep breath and punched the stone shell of the Panlong Pillar.


    In an instant, the stone shell cracked rapidly, and then exploded in all directions. A huge pillar emitting golden-red light was reflected in the monkey''s eyes, like a red-hot iron.


    “The Ruyi golden cudgel weighs thirteen thousand five hundred kilograms.”


    ?Looking blankly at the line of characters engraved on it, Sun Wukong murmured to himself.


    …


    One day in heaven is one year on earth.


    ??Sun Wukong has returned from his studies, but Qin Yao and the Golden Lady have just been admitted to the Tianji School and have been assigned to different classes as substitute teachers.


    It must be mentioned here that Tianji Chu is a government office in the immortal world and is only responsible to the Shangsheng Tianzun.


    ?The Tianji School is an academy that selects talents for this yamen, so there are classes and teachers.


    ?As for the students of Tianji School, generally speaking, they come from the lower world. Most of them are ascendants, but there is no shortage of second-generation immortals and second-generation gods...


    For the teachers in Tianji School, ascendants are the best students to teach.


    ?The second generation of immortals, especially the second generation of immortals with a certain family background, this kind of **** is the most troublesome.


    Hence, the two new gentlemen, Qin Yao and Jinguang Our Lady, were assigned to classes with the largest number of second-generation immortals.


    And almost none of the gentlemen in these two classes can do it for a long time...


    Under this premise, Qin Yao took the lesson plan for teaching and just walked into the class assigned to him. He saw a group of students in black clothes sitting neatly, and a group of students in red robes and black hats. The students were lazy and sitting crookedly.


    The students in red robes who leaned back and put their arms on the desk behind them were all pretty good. The most outrageous one was a student with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks and a set of bristles on his chin, who actually lay down directly in the classroom. Inside, there were several female classmates around who were squeezing his shoulders and beating his legs.


    ?This scene is very outrageous, but looking at the calm and composed expressions of the people around, it is obvious that they have become accustomed to it.


    .


    Qin Yao gently threw the lesson plan on the table and walked towards the most arrogant "Lie Sheng" step by step. Two men in black suddenly leaped over and stood in front of him.


    “Are you students?” Qin Yao asked.


    “What do you want to do?” the man in black on the left asked.


    Qin Yao smiled and said, "Let me ask again, are you students?"


    The man in black on the right said coldly: "Are you the new substitute teacher? My young master is taking a lunch break. The lesson you are teaching is not to disturb my young master''s sleep."


    Qin Yao suppressed his smile and stretched out three fingers towards them: "I will count to three. If you are still here after three, don''t blame me for being rude."


    ??The man in black on the left sneered: "Do you know who we are?"


    Qin Yao said softly: "Three."


    ??The man in black on the right said: "My father, Mr. Juling, is now the right-hand man under Li Jing, the King of Tota..."


    Chin Yao was unmoved: "Two."


    ?The man in black on the right: "If you offend our young master, you are offending King Tota!"


    Qin Yao shook his head: "One."


    After he finished reading the last number, no movement was seen on his part. Only two bangs were heard, and the two men in black flew out of the church and disappeared in an instant.


    At this time, Mr. Giant Spirit, who had his eyes closed, finally opened them, but he still glanced sideways at the new gentleman in front of him and asked: "Where did you come from? Who is your backer?"


    Qin Yao said: "Is that all you ask me?"


    Master Juling mocked: "How can I ask if I don''t ask like this? Do I ask you to kneel down before I ask?"


    ?As soon as he finished speaking, the room full of students in red suddenly burst into laughter, looking at Qin Yao with eyes full of banter.


    ??Qin Yao really couldn''t get angry, he just felt funny.


    ?This guy''s father works for Li Jing, but when Li Jing saw him, he would respectfully call him Immortal Chief.


    ?You let him get angry with the other party, which really makes things difficult for him...


    “Okay, let’s be polite first and then attack.”


    Qin Yao smiled and said: "I didn''t come out of nowhere, but I got in through serious examination. I don''t have a strong backer. If I have one..."


    At this point, he tapped his temple: "Then my backer is my brain."


    “Oh~~” Mr. Juling said in a long voice, deliberately humiliating: “If you don’t tell me, I don’t know you have a brain.”


    Before he finished speaking, the students in red at the scene burst into laughter.


    .


    ?Suddenly, a very loud slap interrupted everyone''s laughter, causing the entire church to fall silent.


    On the recliner, five bright red finger prints appeared out of thin air on Mr. Giant’s face, but in his eyes, the substitute teacher opposite him did not move at all.


    "ah!"


    The next moment, Mr. Ju Ling screamed in pain, stood up suddenly, pointed at Qin Yao and yelled: "You hit me, you dare to hit me, you are so presumptuous and contrary to heaven!!"