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Chapter 0

    **Title: The Tyrannosaurus is a Loser of the Era Defeated by the Spinosaurus**


    **Author: RaptorChicken (201.72)**


    *(A picture of a Spinosaurus stepping on the neck of a Tyrannosaurus and roaring)*


    I couldn’t believe what I had juste across.


    Barely managing to calm my racing heart, I checked thements.


    **DinosaurEggPouch**: Take that back.


    **WhySoSerious**: Take. It. Back.


    **DinosaurEggPouch**: Are you joking right now?!


    **ThumbsUpBangBang**: No way T-rex would lose like that, dude.


    **Oooh(165.90)**: Didn’t you see Jomsoon?


    **Oooh(171.191)**: Jomsoon is not a T-rex, but a Tarbosaurus.


    **SoElA**: It’s not Jomsoon, it’s Jom-bakki (Spotty).


    At least the world hasn’tpletely fallen apart.


    Anyone withmon sense would know that you can’tpare something like a Spinosaurus to a T-rex.


    That post was just low-level trolling.


    Reacting to it would only y into their hands. The best option was to ignore it. Hoping others would see this too, I left ament.


    **Wairanosaurus**: Let’s ignore the bait. T-rex could smash it easily.


    Now no one else would give that person any attention.


    They wouldn’t achieve their original goal.@@novelbin@@


    I had won.


    **RaptorChicken(201.72)**: *(Emoticon of a Spinosaurus stomping on a T-rex’s neck)*


    **RaptorChicken(201.72)**: T-rex got smashed? (Smashed to bits, more like)


    This guy…


    **Wairanosaurus**: Busted eating fish down by the river, IP tracked.


    **RaptorChicken(201.72)**: T-rex could just eat fish and still dominate, lol.


    **Wairanosaurus**: How could a dinosaur live off fish, lol?


    **RaptorChicken(201.72)**: How could its rival be a Triceratops, lol?


    **Wairanosaurus**: Triceratops is just a snack, dude.


    **RaptorChicken(201.72)**: *(Fossil emoticon of both dinosaurs dead together)*


    **RaptorChicken(201.72)**: Your T-rex got wrecked by a Triceratops, lol.


    I have to crush this guy.


    Using all the knowledge I had and scouring the Ba-da Wiki for more, I crafted the perfect response to obliterate his argument.


    A fact-based hypothesis. Calctions of body length and weight. Habitat and behaviorparisons. I perfectly calcted the T-rex’s chances of victory.


    Just as I added some final touches and posted it…


    **[This post has been deleted.]**


    The post was gone.


    It looked like the troll had fled, unable to withstand the bombardment ofments from brave, justice-seeking citizens like myself.


    Though I felt slightly dissatisfied, I was sure that guy knew his mistake.


    **Title: Another T-rex Fanboy Ran Away Without a Final Retort, Right?**


    **Author: RaptorChicken (201.72)**


    No?


    Try writing a longment again~


    But you can just delete it before I see it~


    Hahaha, what can you even do


    if I delete the post, you pathetic loser hahaha


    *Crack.*


    I stretched my fingers.


    And just as I was about to fire off a furious 5,700-character response, I realized…


    I had fallen into his trap.


    Getting angry here would only make me a fool.


    He’d delete the post before I could even finishmenting.


    I cooled my mind.


    And then I wrote one simple post.


    **Title: What can I do?**


    **Author: Wairanosaurus**


    Watch closely and see what I can do.


    This was something I had sworn never to use.


    A tradition passed down since the Middle Ages.


    An erotic woodblock print of a massive wagon and an evenrger dragon engaged in a forbidden love.


    A magnificent train.


    And even more magnificent dinosaurs.


    These masterpieces were born from thatbination.


    I unleashed my forbidden knowledge collection on the gallery.


    **Tag:** dinosaur


    **Tag:** dragon


    **Tag:** train


    **Tag:** car


    **Tag:** unusual teeth


    **Tag:** tail job


    **Tag:** giant


    And that very day, the gallery was shut down.


    *Whew.*


    I felt relieved.


    Some innocents might have been caught up in the mess, but justice had been served.


    I felt so relieved, my nose started bleeding.


    Well, I guess I hadn’t slept in a while.


    I probably should…


    The world started spinning in two.


    My head grew dizzy. My stomach churned, and sweat poured from my body.


    …Was this karma?


    Was it because I posted a few pictures of a Spinosaurus in a maid outfit on the inte?


    *Thud.*


    I copsed.


    I had a feeling I wouldn’t be able to get back up.


    I wed at the ground, trying to drag myself forward.


    I couldn’t die like this.


    There were still things I needed to do.


    I reached out.


    But my hand grasped nothing.


    My hand fell limply.


    No.


    I couldn’t die here.


    Oh, God.


    This poormb prays to you.


    I won’t ask you to save my life.


    Just please, grant me the strength to delete the Spinosaurus maid outfit and the Therizinosaurus school swimsuit images from my hard drive.


    With that, I closed my eyes.


    And when I opened them again—


    **【Green Gecko LV1】**


    I had be a gecko lizard.
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