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Chapter 116: A Rapid Giveaway

 The tower was pure chaos.

 Well, it was honestly rather organized, but at the moment it felt chaotic. Edwin hadnt properly appreciated just how much stuff hed gotten during his stay until he actually needed to put it all in one ce. Most of it was alchemical products, including a lot of failed experiments and byproducts of sessful ones. A lot of it was apparatite, but the stuff didnt go bad and it was still clean, so there was no need to dismiss it now only for him to summon it againter.

 Of course, because of the insane volume of stuff that he had, Edwin had found himself in the position of needing a few more chests and crates to store it all in. Improbable Arsenal had actually gotten to the point where most cheap bags and other containers were actually less effective than his own Skill. Granted, a ten-times expansion was far from the biggest hed seen, but he also didnt really feel like spending one of his few remaining grai on a wooden box with a hundred-times expansion.

 Hed actually briefly toyed with the idea that he might be able to make a business out of applying Improbable Arsenal to pre-made boxes and selling the thenrger containers, but it didnt work for a few reasons. The primary reason was that over long periods of time, the Skill did fade. The mana he Infused into the container gradually bled out into the surroundings, the Skill weakened, and it all faded. It took a few months, hed found, so he could easily fleece people if he wanted, but he didnt want to. Why bother? He was an alchemist, he could make health potions, he remembered how to make porcin, he was already a gold-printing machine if he decided to get rich at any point.

 The one thing that didnt seem to lose potency was his apparatite, if he used Improbable Arsenal while conjuring the crystal. While it meant he did have options for long-term constructions beyond just refreshing the Skill every so often, it was too fragile to be useful storage for most people and he didnt really want to sell it anyway.

 In any case, for his personal use he could pretty easily make crystal boxes and vials for his substances, then buy a few wooden boxes and chests without any spatial expansion for just a few ves (they had apparently been made by an apprentice, not that youd know it from the quality of their woodwork) and expand them himself.

 It still took ages to pack everything away properly. Part of that was admittedly because Edwin also wanted to sort his stuff while he was at it, but it also was just really time-consuming to take down his entireb and greenhouse, then relocate their materials and contents into his wagon. The potted nts returned to their shelves and were reattached, drying racks relocated to the ceiling, some local nts had been dug up while wintering and needed their own ces to be stored. While Sheriath didnt have any known overtly magical nts it did have a few with mundane uses, and it didnt hurt to take a few saplings from the garden.

 All the chaos involved just made it more embarrassing when Rih showed up fully packed in a single bag, a leather satchel not muchrger than Edwins two hands.

 Really? Edwin hefted the bag, feeling that it barely weighed twenty pounds. The satchel wascrafted out of fine leather, a scroll of parchment rolled up at the bottom and held securely in ce below the main pouch by a pair of metal sps.

 What? I like it.

 He peeked inside her sack and couldnt help but double-take, What the heck is your Skills level?

 Oh, Endless Carrying Cer? Just level forty or so.

 Thats the level my Skill is at, but this has to be three times as strong. How?

 She smiled, Its a good Skill. And its helped by a lot of my other Skills.

 Its bound to be. Sheesh, I wish itsted more than a day or two on its own. I could use that much space.

 You have an entire cart.

 And Im trying to bring an entireb with me. Whats your point?

 Nothing, I suppose. Is there somewhere I should put this? Its all a bit messy.

 Huh? Oh, right. Just hang it on one of the outside hooks, Id say. You off to your meeting?

 No, not quite yet. Their court is in session, but its not my time to report until closer to noon.

 How does that all work, anyway? I dont think I ever asked.

 I think you might have at one point, but its not really worth remembering. A couple dozen nobles sit at this big desk, with the governor at the center and they ask me a couple questions while trying to make themselves sound impressive. It could be done in six minutes if they actually stayed on topic, but theres just so much posturing it might take an hour.

 Better you than me, he teased, earning a yful swat from her. Good luck. See you on the other side.

 Where are you off to?

 Now that you reminded me, I should check that Lefis stuff will fit in the wagon. I bet hell be happy to not have to carry it all, but well, he probably has his own spatial expansion Skill, doesnt he?

 Rih just shrugged as they turned in opposite directions.

 Lefi did not have a Skill of his own for spatial expansion, a fact which Edwin felt very momentarily proud of as a single area in which he was actually better than the omnpetent adventurer. Then, of course, Lefi had to go and lift Edwins entire cart with a single hand and carry it outside when they were trying to get it around the obstacles in the stable. Edwin could have probably done that, in all honesty, but it wouldnt have been anywhere near as effortless.

 At least everything found its ce in the end, and other than a brief scuffle involving Yathal having somehow misced his shoe- and how it ended up on the roof of the tower he could only wonder at- it was blessedly uneventful. All that was left now was to actually leave the city, and theyd be free once more.

 Edwin had all but forgotten how impressive the Sheraith gates were. The twin waterfalls, he reminded himself as the mistake of past-Edwin thinking they were rainbows came mming into the forefront of his mind, framed the massive doorway perfectly, allowing a trickle of people in and out.

 A gnome with the color palette of a sunset scrambled past the cart, darting between theparative giants surrounding him before effortlessly scaling the interior wall on unseen handholds, slipping into the gatehouse above.

 With a bit of closer inspection, Edwin realized that the waterfalls werent painted- they genuinely were blue. And also granite. He suspected Skill shenanigans, though without closer examination he couldnt see if Skillful Assessment would give any insight into if the Skill was still present.

 At least the way out of the city should be a lot quicker than when they came in. He just hoped Lefi would get his weapons back without any issue.

 Almanac told Edwin that the Experienced Lirasian Gatekeeper was apparently present when he came into the city, as was the Junior Gate Guard functioning as his assistant, not that Edwin remembered either of them.

 I see your month or two turned into half a year, Adventurer.

 Indeed! It was not intended, but the snows came early this year.

 You shouldnt have been here when they came, but that is decidedly not my problem.

 The man turned and said something to his assistant that Polyglot seemed to be blocked from understanding. It wasnt a very good block, Edwin could have easily overpowered the effect just by trying to listen in, but why bother? It might make them mad if they detected it, and it probably wasnt important if their bodynguage was anything to go by. True to form, they waved Lefi and Yathal through just a momentter, and it was Edwins turn.

 Good riddance, I see.

 Look, I didnt get into any trouble other than what found me, he defended himself.

 Yeah, yeah. Dont really care. Get along.

 So I had some weapons to pick up?

 It took a fair bit of wrangling, but Edwin eventually managed to retrieve, among other things, no less than seven daggers, six swords ranging from a foot long to as tall as Edwin himself, five gold-colored ils, four different shields, three short tridents, two halberds.

 And a full sash of throwing knives, his internal monologue sang.

 I dont know why you need this many weapons, he leveled a stare at Lefi, Nor how you could possibly use them all, but seriously what the heck.

 One must always be prepared!

 Five! You have five ils, and theyre all made out of brass. Why. And also how. Where do you keep all of these when they arent piled in the carriage?

 Inion emerged from where she was hiding in the back of the wagon, slipping next to Edwin. He gave her a quick smile as she brushed against him, distracted from hisints against Lefi.

 I hope it wasnt too cramped? He was d that Inion had in the end decided toe along, but shoving her in a barrel of water to smuggle her past the gates probably wasnt the mostfortable.

 She shook her head, It was just fine. Now hop off. Ill drive today.

 Really? he raised an eyebrow, Today was my day.

 Bill and I have an understanding. Ill take care of it, now shoo.

 He shrugged, Okay? Itll be nice to stretch my legs, I guess.

 Edwin hopped off the wagon, trying to figure out what Inions game was today, but after a few moments without sess, shrugged and turned back to keep talking with Lefi. Unsurprisingly, the adventurer had already moved to speak more with Yathal, leaving Edwin behind.

 Ah well, he could appreciate just being on the road as much as anyone, and while his muscles had atrophied after several months of less constant use- his training had definitely fallen off a fair bit, particrly towards the end- his Skills and Stamina had not, so he wasnt suffering too much from just walking. It just gave him the chance to appreciate the sights, and he could always fly if his legs ever got sore.

 The fields, so full of ready-to-harvest crops when they entered the city, were now barren dirt save for a few opportunistic weeds popping up here and there. The road still carried a few traces of the recent cold, a couple snow drifts piled at the edge just off the stonework. The air was as clean as anything Edwin had ever experienced, carrying with it the scent of recent rain, and the faint trills of birdsong were just barely audible over the tter of the wagon.

 It was a nice day.

 An hour after theyd left the city, Kynigos barked something to his boy, who perked up immediately.

 Huh? Oh! Yathal started spinning around, searching the area for something.

 Curious, Edwin decided to see what it was the boy was looking for. Within seconds, he spotted Rihs figure about a kilometer back, her face beaming as she looped and dove through the air, her wings the color of frosted grass.

 Oh hey, Rih got out, Edwin noted at the distant figure.

 Aw man, I wanted to see her first!

 Maybe next time, when you get Seeing to a higher level.

 We gonna stop and wait for her?

 Nah, Edwin shook his head, Look at the rate shes going, shell catch up before too long. Although

 He thought for a moment before a grin snuck across his face. While level thirty in Unbound Tether was just barely too weak to fully lift himself up- he estimated he could output about seven hundred Newtons of force at this point, which could cut his effective gravity nearly in fourth- Rih was a bit lighter than Edwin, and he could toss her around with rtive ease if she wasnt fighting back. He hadnt tried this recently, but perhaps he ought to give her a bit of help catching up? While Unbound Tether couldnt hit the moon, a mere kilometer was well within its range.

 He mentally reached out with his Skill, attached it to the tiny figure and pulled. Far off, Rih jerked slightly as gravity suddenly seemed to change around her before she adjusted and tucked her wings in for a dive. While she was well out of range for Numeracy, Mathematics came in and saved the day. Assuming she was about 55 kilos, he should be elerating her at about 11 meters per second per second, so then whenbined with gravity speeding her up by around ten meters per second per second she was experiencing about a forty-five degree angle dive by flying straight forward and abined eleration of about sixteen meters a second. That would total something like seventy meters a second at terminal velocity? He wasnt sure how her wings interacted with it Further testing required.

 It took about thirty seconds for the speeding figure to finally reach them, but as she got close enough Edwin cut off his Skill- he didnt actually want to be hit by the girl, after all. While potentially amusing, being struck by someone flying at 250 kilometers per hour would not be good for his continued health.

 He neednt have worried overmuch, as Rih swept her wings out on approach, bleeding off massive amounts of speed in seconds and gliding to a stop right in front of him.

 Edwin! sheined, yfully swatting his shoulder as her wings faded away.

 He justughed, What? I wanted to give you a hand.

 Mmm. Fine. But a little warning next time?

 And how, may I ask, would I give you a warning when youre that far out, exactly?

 Well, you could she trailed off before ring at him, Okay, you win this round. Ill forgive you if you do it againter.

 He chuckled, Deal. You know, I think its strong enough to properly lift you now. Im probably a bit heavier than you and Im almost there when not too geared up.

 Speaking of gear

 We had to toss your bag inside when we went through inspection. Second chest on the left.

 Thanks, she ducked inside, slipping past Inion. The fey pretended to not notice her, but the slender girl had no issue getting past her regardless.

 She reemerged a couple secondster with her bag slung over her shoulder, and was still adjusting it as she nimbly hopped onto the road and stepped up to walk- eh, she was more dancing then walking- beside him.

 So, howd it Edwin started, but found he was already drowned out by the booming voice of thest member of their little adventurers party.

 You rejoin us at longst! Did your quest conclude admirably?

 Her smile grew slightly wider as she nodded in recollection, Oh yeah. You should have seen their faces. So I was standing there like any of the other boring meetings, and they were talking about how despite their best efforts they still hadnt gotten an adequate recement, yadda yadda, and the whole time Im trying to not just straight-up yawn just because of how boring it all is.

 Then this one real pain, Soraes, decides to puff his feathers by saying how I clearly cant be trusted because I said Id have troublee winter and spring but they hadnt had any kind of poor weather. Another noble said that it was probably just nature doing my job for me and I hadnt really been needed after all.

 Edwin couldnt hold back his chuckle, and Rih smiled even wider as her eyes twinkled, So naturally I took great delight in saying that no, as a matter of fact, I wasnt lying. Nor had the natural weather been incredibly calm, but he was right that I hadnt been needed, nor would I ever be needed again, and I was leaving the city right after the meeting. Now that set off a whole chain of amazing responses. They ranged from using me of being a faithless adventurer leaving the moment I could- lets be fair, I am- to saying I was sabotaging their city, and it was absolute pandemonium until Governor Kosvelista brought it all under control. He demanded I exin, and I mentioned that youd made an artifact which could rece the role of the city mage altogether, and they wouldnt have to keep trying to find anyone, since they were clearly having so much trouble.

 Edwinughed, but Yathal looked confused so he exined that, There were two nobles far, far away that were both trying to get the job, but they didnt know Rih knew that. So when I made the spinny thing upstairs, I made it so neither of the nobles could get the job.

 He nodded in probably-not-understanding, but he at least looked less confused so Edwin returned his attention to Rih, who had paused in her exnation.

 Their feathers spun such lovely shapes, let me tell you. There were a few screeches about shoddy craftsmanship, intentional sabotage, and undermining authority. I just blew back at them that my tax was to serve until a suitable recement had been found, which your little artifact definitely counted as.

 Some tried toin that I was flying off and leaving them with something that would clearly break immediately, but they shut up when I said it had been in use for over two weeks and had stopped one storm I wouldnt have been able to prevent without it.

 Wait, it did? When was there a storm?

 Oh yeah. It would have been a big one. Im surprised you didnt feel it. I promise it was there though.

 Youre the weather mage, he shrugged, I was just making sure the machine worked, and I didnt oh! Was that the day the local wind mana like doubled or something?

 Week and a half ago?

 There wasnt much consistency in what counted as a week from what Edwin had seen, but since it was Rih, a week and a half was nine days, which Yep. Thats actually good to know. I mean it should have worked but its nice to know for sure. Sorry, you were saying?

 Yeah! Stop interrupting! Yathalined.

 Excuse me for wanting to know how the debut of my greatest creation so far went.

 Yeah, well youre a bluequill.

 Kynigos barked something that Edwin got the distinct impression was an admonishment along the lines ofnguage, prompting his boy to stick his tongue out at the dog.

 Now that set off a whole new set of arguments, a lot of which arent suitable for young ears.

 Hey! Im almost ten! Thats basically an adult.

 And what tier are you?

 One he grumbled, But I know if Kyni let me then Id get to tier three quick!

 Youll get there eventually, Rih reassured him, Theres no need to rush it. The older you are when you be an adult, the stronger you are.

 Its true, Edwin confirmed, Im only tier two and look how strong I am.

 Wha! Yathal looked betrayed, Youre not an adult either? Howe you get to be all grown-up then?

 Because I made sure to level my Skills when I was young so I grew up big and strong. And you know Lefis only tier one too.

 Yeah, but hes Lefi. He doesnt need to be all grown-up to be awesome.

 Well, thats what my situation is too.

 Do you have a buncha Skills like him too?

 Rih chuckled, I dont think anyone has Skills like Lefi does. Well, maybe everyonebined does, but hes got pretty much any Skill hes seen.

 It is simply the burden-

 Let me guess, the burden of being Exceptional?

 It is simply the burden of exceptionalism.

 Edwin rolled his eyes, Sure. Im certain thats what you were about to say. Youre just mad I predicted it.

 s, being as Exceptional as I is not an easy task, though you make a valiant effort.

 Rih swatted Lefis shoulder, Stop getting distracted, you lug. Now, where was I?

 Arguments that Yathal isnt old enough to hear about, Edwin reminded.

 Right. So, lots of arguments. I managed to shut most of them up by saying you got Paths for it, but then they started using you of trying to pluck them with maintenance. It took ages before I could sneak a word in, but I eventually managed to say you were giving up all im to it, it was a gift, and that youd trained Pierash on how to keep it running for at least a decade.

 You should have seen their faces in response to that, ah, such a sight. The thought that a <emmoner would be taking over? It kept going after that, of course, but I managed to sneak out before it got too bad, and no Task break!

 You know, in the abstract Id almost feel sorry for screwing over people. But at the same time, I cant say Im actually sorry for automating a superfluous task and screwing over a bunch of nobles jostling to get themselves a cushy job.

 I know! Messing with people who deserve it is so much fun.

 Off to the side, Edwin noticed Inion perk up slightly, which made sense. Fey ssically loved puncturing inted egos and providing someeuppance, and this story definitely qualified for both.

 So congrattions! Youre now officially a nuisance.

 Why, because I gave them a nigh-priceless treasure?

 Yep!

 Edwinughed, a mischievous smile creeping across his face at the thought. He had a notification pending from the looks of it, and he curiously pulled it up.

 Congrattions! For giving away an expensive artifact with no expectation of repayment you have unlocked the Phnthropist path!

 That was strange. Why did it only update now?

 Path? she asked.

 Edwin nodded, Any idea why it only just now awarded it, and not when you actually let them know I was giving them the umtor?

 She shrugged, It happens sometimes.

 Yeah, but doesnt the System know everything? Why did it wait until just now? Its never had any problem awarding me a Path for something I didnt know I had done before.

 Rih just shrugged again, Who knows?

 Hmm. Hey Lefi!

 Lefi didnt know either, but he did have several stories of him in a simr situation- earning a Path well past the actual actions taken to unlock it, when he found out that it had urred. At the same time, he also had stories about him learning about events which happened nearby, but he had neither heard nor seen.

 Proximity, perhaps? Was everyones System individual and they couldnt share information, so it could only read what should be earned based on the individuals perceptions, or they were close enough? But then how would Skills like Common Knowledge work? Or just in general, Skills which provided information to the individual that they didnt have before.

 Come to think of it, did Common Knowledge actually call upon some form of crowdsourced knowledge repository, or did it draw on some kind of objective truth behind the System? Hed dismissed it as likely just being the former, but if it was based on the same kind of knowledge as his Alchemy did, maybe he was missing out on something really useful.

 Clearly, the answer is to just stick with Rih, who has lots of Skills like that and can fill in all my gaps of knowledge

 His eyes drifted towards Rih, who had paused her dance to talk to Yathal about something. He didnt hear their exchange, but herugh was unmissable and almost brought a smile to Edwins face all on its own.

 Yeah, if shell have me.

 It would be nice to have a friend. It would be oh so nice. Ideally well, ideally Rih would sometime soon pass his test for friendship, and he could he wasnt sure. Be more forward? That would be awkward, but odds were good that by the time she passed the test- assuming it ever happened- hed be much morefortable about being honest around her. Not that she was ufortable now, but

 He shook his head, and his fingers idly reached for a string bracelet that hadnt been on his wrist for years. As Rih started ying her flute once again, Edwins mind couldnt help but wander back slightly to a time before

 No. He was not going into that now. It was thinking about Earth as well as already-painful memories. This was a good day. He wasnt allowed to feel bad.

 He did keep half an eye out in hopes that Rih or Inion had noticed hispse into sadness, but no such luck. He was absolutely awful with emotions, he knew. For both his own and those of others, his strategy essentially amounted to ignore it and hope it goes away, which he knew wasnt conducive to making friends.

 He also didnt know how to fix that, though. Even on the off chance he did recognize when someone had an emotion, he wasnt able to muster up the social courage to do anything about it other than provide slightly-awkward advice. So it was kind of hypocritical of him to hope that anyone else might be any better in regards to him.

 Then again, it was really only a test to see if someone actually cared about him and his emotions or they were just pretending or being polite, so he could definitely pass the test with other people. Noticing when someone was feeling bad, then actually trying to find out what was wrong with them- even through a light dismissal- that was definitely within the realm of possibility.

 Right? He wasnt being unreasonable, surely.

 All it would take was someone just pushing a bit, when he was feeling sad, not just telling him to cheer up, but actually trying to find out why he was sad and not settling for an empty titude or two. Rih was inquisitive and empathetic, so surely shed be able to figure out if she tried.

 Until then, hed just wait, apparently.

 Wait and hope.

 That was no call to be sad now, though. The sun was shining, the air was clear, and he was on the road again for the first time in what had to have been six months. He was just a level or two from true, nigh-limitless flight, and he had quite fun traveling partners, each doing their own thing.

 Rih was ying a phenomenal, upbeat tune to which Yathal was loudly singing lyrics both off-key and off-beat. Kynigos scrambled ahead, chasing a bird off from where it had perched on the road ahead of them. Despite a heroic leap from Kynigos, the bird he was chasing got away, and the dognded in a heap. Then he picked himself up, shook himself out, and promptly started running after the next bird. Lefisughter boomed out at the scene, and even Inion smiled.

 Edwin grinned.

 What a great day.

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Chapter 116: A Rapid Giveaway