Chapter 84b: Recipe for Sess


    There was a message for you this morning.


    The voice snapped Edwin out of his morning stupor slightly as he stared at the innkeeper. Hed just descended from his room, Sorry, wha? he blinked.


    A runner from the Guild dropped this off for you. It is for you, right?


    He swept a wing across the counter, depositing a small ck pebble on the wood. Edwin blinked at it uprehendingly, Ummm. I may still be waking up, but thats a rock?


    Edwin was still awful at reading Avior expressions, but it was clear even to him that the innkeeper was looking at Edwin like he was an idiot. Which wasnt really a <em>surprise</em>, but it didnt help him much here.


    Some problem?


    Well its a rock.


    You have an issue with rocks? Where did youe from?


    A very long way away, apparently. Edwin responded, I still dont see how the rock ys into this.


    Have you never seen a message stone before? What did they use back for you?


    Ink and paper, usually. So, what am I missing here?


    The stone. Identify it. He was <em>really</em> done with Edwin, wasnt he? Sigh.


    Edwin shrugged and triggered Identify on the pebble.


    <strong>Itsa rock!</strong>


    <strong>A very rocky rock. Rocking all over. It rocks. Not a very big rock, though. It might be stoned. Maybe it will roll?</strong>


    Okay, that didnt work. Material?


    <strong>I think this is Granite?</strong>


    Alchemical Analysis?


    <strong>50 - 90% Quartz</strong>


    <strong>50 - 90% Elemental Oxygen</strong>


    He should update his Quartz tag to be silica, shouldnt he? It would also be nice if he was able to get actually pure substances so he could Almanac them properly and definitely Eh, project for another day.


    He shook his head, Not getting it. Not sure what youre trying to get me to do?


    Didnt you Identify it?


    I did. No messages, though.


    You dont even have <em>Common Knowledge</em>?


    Look, Ie from so far away, you wouldnt even believe it. I dont suppose you could read it for me? he sheepishly asked.


    Fine, the innkeeper squacked, But youll pay.


    How much? Ill pay double for my breakfast.


    Hmm. Thatll be ten ves, then, and you need to wait until Ive got everyone else taken care of.


    Fine, Edwin acquiesced, mostly just not wanting to make any kind of scene- being seriously overcharged was fine when the payment was on the order of <em>ves- </em>and slid the copper coins to the avior, who swept them up off the counter with the same Skill.


    Thank you for your patronage.


    Food and message, please? Edwin tapped his foot on the floor as he took a seat.


    Certainly, certainly, the innkeeper stepped into the next room over and returned a momentter with a small loaf of bread on a wooden tter. Edwin took it and tore off a chunk, chewing on the food while waiting for his answer.


    To the Alchemist Errant,e to the Cope Hall at noon for an assessment of your capabilities.


    Thats it? Edwin was incredulous, Theres really nothing else?


    Youre wee to look at it yourself. Or perhaps not?


    Edwin red at the bird, snatched his pebble and loaf off the counter and returned to his room.


    Noon came around quickly enough, and brought with it Edwin at Cope Hall, a location hed had to ask for directions in finding, and turned out to be a smaller building with doors surrounded by intricate carvings depicting some kind of story. Edwin was sure that it would be meaningful to somebody, but he couldnt make heads or tails out of the scenes depicted. Something about people and avior, along with children. Trees were involved somehow ah! It was the history of Panastalis, wasnt it? Hmm. So, that would probably be representative of alchemy somehow? What were they <em>doing</em>?


    His slow piecing together of the decorations was cut short as Edwin realized he might runte if he spent too much longer on the task, and cautiously crept inside. The interior wasnt particrly well-lit, with the only sources of illumination being torches burning in an eerie green color, casting a pallor upon every surface and making it all look sickly. The walls were lined with skulls and bones, darkly bubbling vials and bottles that were either faintly glowing or just catching the light in an odd way.


    It was, in short, an extremely theatrical recreation of what a potionsb might be, sans a- oh wait, no. There was the cauldron, though it wasnt bubbling and the presumed firepit it sat over remained unlit and stocked with white rods that Edwin couldnt Identify. There wasnt anyone that Edwin could see in the room, though.


    Hello? he cautioned, looking around for whoever was supposed to be examining him, I was told toe here?


    There was no response, so Edwin took a seat on a nearby stool and waited.


    After five minutes, Edwin was starting to get a bit impatient. Was he supposed to do something? He was pretty sure this was Cope Hall, and it was noon. Was his examiner runningte, or was seeing what he was able toe up with entirely on his own part of the test?


    Hm. Well, he didnt know enough about any of the misceneous things in the room to do anything with them, so what did he have on him? He patted down his pockets, looking in his satchel. Hm. He mildly regretted offloading pretty much all of his ingredients into his cart, but it wasnt like he could do precision mixing on the fly when fighting. Besides, they were likely safer when secured under severalyers of Apparatus and hidden on the underside of his shelf than they would be on his person.


    Some of what he did have was more appropriate for use in further experimentation, though. Concentrated firevine and sinbalyne oil, a few dried talsanenris berries, a sk of distilled water, and not much else. Well, he could always make a healing potion. Maybe something to counteract hypothermia?


    It was easy enough to make his tools- Sappers Apparatus meant he was never without a mixing bowl or stirring rod- and he settled in, geared up, and got started.


    The primaryponent was water, naturally. The substances he dealt with were all far too potent to be used undiluted. It was also the one ingredient he could be generous with- he could concentrate the potionter by boiling some off if need be, and it was the one ingredient he had a functionally unlimited supply of. His heatstone had been set on permanent duty in his carriage as a source of heat for his distillery, and by consistently filling the water feed tank, he had nearly a barrel of distilled water ready for use at all times. He also had set up a charcoal filter to try and purify fresh water and well, he was getting distracted.


    He took a small measure of the water and, with a flex of Basic Thermokinesis apanied with Infused Firestarting- his new Skill wasnt strong enough to boil water yet, though he liked to exercise it- he boiled two of his talsanenris berries in it until they werepletely rehydrated. Then he kept going until they had turned to mush, and filtered out most of the skin and pulp- instead of discarding it, he slipped it in a vial. It tasted good when he cooked, after all. Loads of nutrients.


    <strong>Level up!</strong>


    <strong>Basic Thermokinesis 16  17</strong>


    Edwin mixed his talsanenris juice into the greater bowl, and guided by his Alchemy, measured out a few drops of his sinbalyne. If he had mi, this would possibly work as a preventative measure, as the buffering nt would help spread out the effects of the talsanenris. Using sinbalyne would instead encourage the potion to spread quickly into and through the bloodstream andbine with the talsanenris to deliver a jolt of metabolic energy to the entire body, rather than being digested normally. When hed made potions before with it, it had resulted in Edwin jumping straight into the air as his body demanded he <em>move</em>. This one was much more diluted, so it shouldnt be as dramatic, but he knew the theory was sound.


    Once the potion was homogenous, Edwin took an Apparatus toothpick and allowed it to take a tiny drop- barely more than a bit of film clinging to it- of firevine oil. Too much, and it would probably be fatal, giving whoever ingested it instant heatstroke if not worse. The trick was using as little as possible, and even still Edwin would need to find ab rat to try his potion on before drinking it himself.


    A few more minutes of stirring, and Edwin was surprised by a pleasant pair of notifications.


    <strong>Level up!</strong>


    <strong>Alchemy 83  84</strong>


    <strong>Arcadian Elixir 16  17</strong>


    He must have been <em>close</em> to that Alchemy level if his little experiment had pushed him over the edge, and it probably also signified thepletion of his potion. Very nice. He nodded in contentment and started bottling up the elixir, only to be stopped by a new,manding voice.


    That will do for now. No need to bottle it, I can look at it now.


    Startled, Edwin looked around, only to spot a man with carefullybed hair and an enormous moustache to match standing off to the side. He strode over to the table Edwin was using for his experiment, and grabbed a spare beaker Edwin had set out, scooping up a measure of his elixir and holding it up to the light.


    Hmmm. Experimental sh-fever potion, medium quality. Interesting. Care to exin why you decided to make this?


    <em>Fever potion? How did- oh wait. Alchemists Insight, isnt it? It lets him Identify potions, I guess?</em>


    It wasnt entirely my intention, mister Edwin had made the mistake of improper address oncetely, he wasnt keen to repeat the <em>incident</em> any time soon.


    Cope. Shorob Cope. The man continued to examine Edwins creation, not looking at Edwin.


    Mister Cope. I was hoping to make an anti-hypothermia potion, but I suppose if the result was a sh fever potion, I <em>do</em> need to add in a bit of mi to help lessen the severity. I thought I might be able to get away without it, but it seems like that isnt so.


    Oh, I dont know about that! This might serve to shock a patient back into health, particrly if their blood is a bit low!


    <em>Blood? What does any of that have to do with blood?</em>


    Um, I guess? I wouldnt really know about that. I was hoping to join the Guild, and I was told toe here? Then, I got a bit bored and thought it might be some kind of test, so I just tossed together a new potion with what I had on me. I wanted to try and make something new, you see.


    New? You hadnt made this before?


    Well, no. Like I said, I was trying to make a-


    Yes, yes. Well, well done! Its nearly as good as I might have managed at your age. And this, Cope tapped the apparatite container, And this apparatite substance? You made this, it seems?


    Uh, yeah. I got a Trophy Path, and this was the result. Its super versatile.


    Indeed. Mostly alchemically neutral, too. Very useful.


    So, the Prodigious Pioneer-Alchemist made some kind of grabbing motion at the bowl of fever-inducing elixir, and the liquid vanished, reappearing as a faintlyvender sphere in Copes hand, who slipped it into a hidden pocket in his fancy clothing, Why should I sponsor you?


    Well, Edwin was marginally prepared for this, I have extensive alchemical training and quite a bit of experience mixing my own potions. I believe that I would be able to fit in nicely within the Guild and contribute as needed to any projects, or undertake research of my own, even without the schooling the Guild mandates. My Alchemy is in the eighties, along with several supporting Skills, though those are admittedly much lower as theyre freshly evolved.


    Hm. I see. Cocky, are we?


    Edwin shrugged, I know what Im capable of.


    Ha! heughed, Youre lucky I like a bit of attitude! Alchemy in the eighties he stroked his moustache, Let me see some of what youve made in the past. If its good enough, youre in.


    Edwin mentally shrugged and withdrew a few of his potions, the hexagonal vials they were in allowing his fingers to find them without even looking, Some of my more standard healing potions.


    Hm. Not much of a healing potion. Elixir of boosted recovery, medium quality. No Health-optimizations?


    Errr no? I dont know how to do that sort of thing.


    Howd you make these? He asked, looking over the vial, and Edwin hoped he wouldnt pocket those as well.


    Talsanenris and mi mainly, a bit of sinbalyne to reduce pain and hasten delivery. Its my most general potion, meant to be imbibed as a bit of a quick stabilizer.


    I see. Well, its not the best Ive seen or even done, but did youe up with the form yourself?


    Edwin nodded, I did, yes.


    Hm. That exins the pitiful ingredients. Brewing instructions?


    Oh, you- Uhhh actually, I think Ill hold onto that one until <em>after</em> I get in to the Guild.


    Smart man, the alchemist winked at him, Not that you need to worry about <em>me</em>. Now, Othniel


    Who? Edwin asked.


    Oh, hes another alchemist in the Guild. Keeping him around is a <em>disgrace</em>, the man barely contributes anything! No, he just has his apprentices repeat the same thing time and time again, yet he keeps pushing me out of my rightful positions! Funding is diverted, hell destroy curious samples meant for me, steal my notes and present them as his own and worse! Hes the quiet sort that you need to keep an especially keen eye upon. Hed rob your own mind blind and sell you what he took!


    That doesnt sound great. Why dont they deal with him?


    Beats me! The man wouldnt be able to figure out white gold if he had the Gaiash tell him everything.


    So am I in, or not?


    Well, I wont be able to get you <em>full </em>membership of the Guild yet, but I can pull you in on my team! Ill get you set up with some lodging, you can work with me, and we can show the Master how deserving we are, eh?


    Um, sure I guess. Will I have some books?


    Of course youll have books, my friend! So, what do you say?


    Edwin nodded, I mean, I guess? I dont suppose I could get some more details about what this would entail, could I?


    Oh, Ill have one of the paper-pushers write up something for it. Itll go great, my friend! Just you wait and see!


    Edwin smiled awkwardly as therge man sped him in a side hug, trying to squeeze out from the grasp.


    It was only hourster when Edwin was back in his room that he realized Cope had kept his healing potion after alll.


    Dang it.