"Daddy...Why does my mom have a load of scrambled eggs stuffed in between her b-butt?"


    That was the first thing Be had to say after opening her eyes and witnessing her mother lie face down on the table with her ass full of cooked eggs.


    She was utterly confused as she had her eyes closed just like before and had no idea why her mother was lying down right next to my mother, who was still sleeping with her rear stuffed in golden eggs that I had cooked to perfection.


    She knew that something bizarre was going to be presented by her mother. But she still didn''t expect it toe in the form of a whole lot of eggs being squeezed in between Cam''s milky cheeks.


    "Don''t ask, Be...Don''t ask anything."  Cam reluctantly muttered while she rested her head on her folded hands. She then looked towards her daughter while biting her lips like she was forced into the situation and said, "Just pick up the fork and start eating the eggs before you...The sooner you finish your breakfast, the sooner this nightmare gets over."


    "How can you say it''s a nightmare, Cam, when you were the one who was the most excited to participate in this breakfast?"


    I handed Be a fork while she stared at her mother''s ass in a daze, which looked like it had been spread wide first and then only stuffed with eggs until there wasn''t any gap left between her cheeks.


    "That was when I thought that the guest who wasing over was Nina, Kafka...What mother out there would actually be ted to know that her daughter was going to be the one she was going to do such perverted things with?"


    Cam suddenly brought up Nina, which caught me off guard, as it was only yesterday that I met her, and Cam seemed to already know about my rtionship with her. She then nced at Be, who was hesitating to pick up a piece of egg, and said,


    "I will say that I''m not exactly the best example of a decent mother, since I actually don''t mind joining my daughter in bed with our lover. But indulging in such debaucherous behaviour right off the bat is too much even for someone as open-minded as me."


    "You''re fine with sharing me in bed with your daughter, but not a little naughty breakfast...I guess even perverts have boundaries that they don''t wish to cross."


    I smiled, which made Cam roll her eyes whilst feeling her daughter slowly poking the eggs in her butt to get a decent-sized piece.


    I then watched Be take a bite of the scrambled eggs that she finally managed to pick up and continued asking,


    "Well, leaving that aside, Cam, can I know how you knew about me and Nina when we just met each otherst night?"


    "...Is it that you''ve been stalking me at night to see if I''m cheating on you with another woman, or have you even gone so far as to nt some kind of tracker on me?"


    I searched my shirt like I were looking for a device that recorded my voice, which made Cam let out a yful smile even though her daughter was currently eating her ass out with a satisfied look on her face, seeing as to how she enjoyed her first bite and was going in for another.


    "I''ve even given my own daughter to you, Kafka, so do you think that I would mind if you talked with the rest of the neighbourhooddies?" Cam presented her own point of reasoning.


    Be blushed when she heard her mother''s statement, but she didn''t say anything against it and continued to quietly eat her eggs while peaking her ears out to listen to our conversation.


    "That does make sense." I nodded my head. "You''ve also told me that you wouldn''t even mind if I brought more women into this household and would even prefer it, so jealousy is thest thing I can stick on a woman as confident as you, Cam."


    "What?...W-Why are you looking at me like that?"


    Cam asked in a fluster when all of a sudden she found me staring at her with a tender look in my eyes like I were gazing at the love of my life.


    "No, I was just thinking what kind of good deed I did in my past life to meet a woman as perfect as you, who''s not only as beautiful as a million flowersbined, but also doesn''t mind her husband''s scandals." I sincerely said, as I genuinely had to take a moment to appreciate Cam for the wonderful she was.


    "Hmph! Of course you would''ve had to save a bunch of burning orphanages tond someone like me." Cam didn''t reject the praise and readily epted it while puffing her milky breasts out that were squished onto the table. She then nced at me with a mischievous gaze and said, "And not just one or two, Kafka, but a hundred of them...A hundred of them for you to be able to umte the karma needed to be lucky enough to snag me."


    "If I saved that many orphanages, I think people would get suspicious and think that I''m the one setting them on fire."


    I said, which made both mother and daughter chuckle, especially Be, who had to cover her lips since her mouth was full of eggs. I then continue saying in an exaggerated manner to amuse them even more.


    "Later on, to punish me for my crimes, they''d be the ones to set me on fire and watch me burn for my sins...Heck! That''s probably the reason my past life ended and how I continued onto this life!"


    "Stop joking around, Daddy! I''m trying to eat!"


    Be started coughing when she couldn''t hold in her giggles while eating and immediately started chugging down the ss of water that I handed to her.


    "Fine...Fine." I said as I petted Be''s head to calm her down to her satisfaction and let her continue eating with a happy smile on her face.


    I then turned to look at Cam, who was looking at us in relief and gratification, thinking that both me and Be really started to look like a real pair of father and daughter at the moment, and told her,


    "You still haven''t told me about Nina, Cam...It is supposed to be a secret between you two, right, or is it fine for me to know?"


    "It''s fine, Kafka...What kind of secrets are there between people who are sooner orter going to join the family anyway?" Cam said with a nonchnt look on her face, indicating she already knew how intimate my rtionship with Nina was. She then continued exining, saying, "It''s just that idiot of a friend of mine; Nina called mest night and started asking if I knew a boy called Kafka and what my rtionship to him was and what sort of person he was."


    "Both of us are quite close to one another since we grew up with each other, so she didn''t hold back and started asking a bunch of weird questions about you."


    I nodded my head as I already knew that Cam and Nina were the best of friends, even though they liked to trash talk each other at all times.


    "She never told me anything about her actual rtionship with you and simply told me that she met a strange boy today...But I could tell by how flustered she was on the phone and how lovingly she called out your name that there was something going on between you and something really deep, seeing as to how Nina never acted so shyly when talking about another person before."


    Cam threw me a knowing gaze, like she were asking me what exactly I did to sway her friend, who was known to be as fierce as a tiger and as strong as a gori.


    "I see. It''s only natural you would figure something out with how bad Nina is with maintaining lies, just like my mother."


    Cam nodded her head in agreement, while my mother''s ears fluttered in an adorable manner when she heard her son call out to her in her sleep. I then looked at Cam with a pensive look on my face and asked,


    "But are you really fine with me going after your best friend who''s already married and in a rtionship?...I mean, wouldn''t I be the thieving cat if I entered the picture?"


    "I would be furious if you tried anything on Nina if she were to be in a happy and fulfilled rtionship." Cam''s eyes turned cold, like she wouldn''t mind poking me with the fork in Be''s hand if I tried to break up her friend''s happiness. But she then sighed like it were a pity and said, "But unfortunately, she didn''t exactly get matched up with the man of her dreams or even someone who at least tried to put in some effort into the rtionship, so I''d honestly be more then ted if you brought back Nina to this household."


    Cam had aplicated look in her eyes with a hint of frustration and anger towards Nina''s husband, showing that it wasn''t just the neighbourhood aunties who didn''t like him.


    "Can you tell me more about their rtionship so I can be a little bit more knowledgeable about what I''m stepping into?" I asked, as I knew that Nina wouldn''t open her mouth at all costs regarding the state of her marriage.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om


    "Later, Kafka." Cam said and then looked back at her daughter, who was quitely eavesdropping on us. "Right now,''someone'' is trying to listen to something she has no business in when she''s just a little child."


    "But, mom! I also want to know about Auntie Nina''s marriage!"


    Be stopped eating and cried out when her mother refused to borate in her presence. She then continued her protest by saying,


    "Everyone in the neighbourhood has some idea about her rtionship with her husband, so how is it fair that I have no clue about anything when I''ve spent most of childhood life with her by my side?!"


    "...I-I also want to know so that I can help her out in anyway...I really do."


    It seemed like Nina was also quite close to Be, as she had helped Cam take care of her from the time she was a little baby.


    From walking her to school whenever Cam couldn''t do so herself to feeding Be her food when she was a little kid, Nina was basically Be''s second mother, whom she didn''t dare oppose like she did with her mother in the past.


    Be seemed like she was also concerned about this auntie of hers, whom she didn''t act too haughty in front of as she knew that she was more dangerous than her own mother and wouldn''t tolerate any of her usual arrogance without taking out the broom. It could even be said that Nina was the reason that Be had some level of discipline, or else she would''ve totally gone of the rocker in terms of being a spoilt brat.


    "I get that you''re worried, Be. But this is grown-up business, and there''s no need for you to stick your head in." Cam let out a reluctant sigh as she could understand her daughter''s feelings. She then looked back at her and said, "Rather, if you want to help out, then quickly finish the eggs so that we can be over with this perverted breakfast."


    "But I already ate most of it, mom. There''s not much left."


    Be stated as she looked at her mother''s cheeks that had closened up once again after staying apart for so long and then at her belly that had swollen up from eating too much.


    Before Cam could make any furtherment, I stepped in and said, with my lips curled up,


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    "You''ve finished the eggs, Be. But what about the sausage?...Have you finished that as well?"


    While Be was wondering where exactly this sausage I was talking about was since she didn''t see any diced weiners in the eggs I made, Cam blushed profusely at the mention of sausages and tightened her little asshole, which currently wasn''t free and was stuffed with something else...