Chapter 79: A Proposal From a Seductress


    Harvard watched in sheer surprise while an eight meter tall woman in ck and white armor slid down the side of a mountain on her shield.


    It took her just a second tond in front of them with her blue eyes scanning the party. She had a very impressive bust with a sharp ck and white top on that had two extremely sharpened des around her bosom area.


    ''Is she really a boss? She looks more like a seductress. I have a bad feeling about this dungeon. I really hope it wasn''t sealed for the reason I think it was.''


    Harvard looked up her and scanned her to see her information while she fumbled to pick up her shield. She was definitely not the most graceful boss he''d ever seen. She almost tripped while picking up the shield, and if she did, she would''ve fallen down the mountain.


    Harvest King looked up at her with dazzling eyes while Harvard watched prompt appear. Seriously, Harvest King, this was not thedy to get a crush on! She was like 12 timesrger than you? What could you possibly see in her?!


    [Mysterious Lady of Silver] (Elite Boss)


    [Level 55]


    [Haunts nightmares of children that don''t pay respect to their parents. If you think she looks innocent, wait until you see her angry. She has over 20 AOE attacks, one for every five percent of vitality she loses! Do you dare fight her?]


    ''I-I think she almostmitted idental suicide,'' Harvard face palmed himself while the boss nearly dropped her sword into her own chest. ''I-I don''t know Maybe this is a joke. This is definitely a joke!''


    "Prepare to battle me!" Mysterious LAdy of Silver dropped her sword again while Harvest King walked over to her and got down on his knees. "Damn it! What are you doing? Don''t pity me! I-I really am a terrifying existence!"


    "Will you marry me?" Harvest King looked up into her eyes while his sparkled. "I-I may not be perfect, but I know how to cook. I-I want to be the greatest cook in the world some day! I''ll be a great husband!"


    "Ugh, I''m blsuhing, hahaha. However, I can''t marry you. I''m so much bigger than you."


    "Just walk passed her," Tilly sighed and patted Harvest King on the back, "After you''re done talking to your new girlfriend,e meet us at the boss. This is definitely a joke. A bad joke, but a joke nheless."


    "I''ll be right here!" Harvest King smiled got off his knees. "So, is that a yes! Oh great! I can tell all my friends at the brothel about it! They''ll all be excited to meet you!"


    ''This-this this is the first time Harvest King has been useful,'' Harvard sighed and walked down the staircase. ''Now where the hell are the real enemies?! If we don''t get experience, Central Continent is doomed!''


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    Grinning Sword entered into a small dungeon, and to his surprise all he saw in the center of the dungeon was a man with a map.


    He was tinkering with a small box, and every few seconds a small explosion would shoot out of the box. However, he didn''t seem dismayed. His grey hair with a white streak with smokeing out of it seemed to not bother him. He smiled, and the next moment he put his hand inside the box and twisted it. The next moment, the strangest thing happened! The box seemed to disappear and shoot up into the air! It shot passed Grinning Sword and almost took off his head! What the hell was that?


    "Ah, that smell. Were you around my daughter recently?" The grey haired man said, crossing his arms, "I heard she''s been visiting brothels a lot. She-she really does take after her father."


    "Was that a dungeon? Did you just make a dungeon?" Grinning Sword smiled, "Wow, is that how it works? You customize a small instance of it before it expands."


    "Who do you think I am? I''m just the student of the Great Dungeon Designer. Here, sit down, I''ll show you how it works."


    "Really?" Grinning Sword couldn''t believe his eyes. "Wow, this is the greatest day ever! I only had to kill one enemy, and it was level 10!"


    "I can only create level 10 monsters," The grey haired man wiped some sweat off his head, "Sigh, this is technically the boss room of the dungeon. You see, I still suck at making dungeons. All the ones I try to make explode!"


    "Is that a manual for the subss?" Grinning Sword smiled.


    There were two ways of getting a ss, one, through a quest, and the second one through a boring, old school manual where you had to memorize things. Obviously, most people preferred the easier way of doing quests, but some people preferred the harder way.


    However, luckily, Grinning Sword''s secret was that he also got a bandana from King Yama, and it happened to give him a perfect memory! He could remember anything, the proportions of woman, the curvature of their butts, and even anything he read! Perhaps he should be happy he dind''t go into the dungeon with Harvard!


    "Here, if you can make it pased page 226, you''ll be better than me. However, just a warning, this subss is the hardest ss I''ve evere across. You''ve been warned."


    "I''ll take a look. Maybe I can help you make a dungeon afterwards. You can use this ss to design battles to right?"


    "Yeah, but that''s like page 1256! Don''t think abut that yet, okay! One page at a time"


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    Harvard finally got experience for the first time in ages, yet it was a little bit more experience then he expected.


    A gigantic yellow ball with a smiley face saw him and instantly bounced in the other direction before he jumped forward and shed it in half. It seemed to be broken. It had an area where it seemed missiles coulde out of, but all that seemed to happen were sparks.


    It was almost sad, but Harvard needed experience.


    [Great Bounce has been killed]


    [Level 50]


    [Experience + 1,500,000]


    "I-I think I know why we aren''t running into any hard bosses," Tilly said, crossing her arms. A few girls nodded their heads behind her and also crossed their arms. "This-this might be where the dungeon designer keeps his faulty creations. Harvard, I think you might have taken us to a gold mine."


    "If that''s true, however," Snow Lilly said, "Then why the hell is that boss so terrifying? The one down this staircase in the center of that tform."


    The boss that Snow Lilly was talking about was roughly 20 meters tall and had a gigantic ax with a spear attached to it and two swords on its left and right side. It was extremely furry, and all that could be seen was a little sliver of its red eyes. Harvard instantly felt afraid! One attack from that weapon seemed to be enough to cut an entire mountain in half.


    "If I were the dungeon designer, I''d also keep my failed creations here," May Tape tossed a dagger through the air before it popped a balloon with a smile on its face. Instantly, the entire group got a million experience. Harvest King even leveled up. "However, in order to protect them, I''d put the strongest bosses I could between floors! That way, nothing bad could get to them!"